God is poisonous

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. When we spent so much time and energy to bring down the behemoth Behemoth, our self-confidence, self-esteem and national pride suffered countless devastating blows. After the first kill, Beamon seemed to be I have fallen in love with the thrill of being knocked down, and almost every time I visit in the future, I can successfully kill the group after three or four times and return with a full reward. After the domain was labeled as conquered, it meant that Lei Yi had completely lost interest in it.

At this moment, Wei Yuzun couldn't laugh at being equipped with top-level skills, no wife, no lover, no need for all dungeons, and his whole life was almost black and white, so Lei Yi had to spend more energy and time on the OT little princess.

After the OT little princess reached the full level, she changed Yunao's suit, and the little loli standing next to Xueman Jiangshan looked like a miniature version of him, no matter how you looked at it, you felt aggrieved.Xuemanjiangshan really enjoys the feeling of being looked up to. Every time they meet, they always stand very close. People who don’t know think that the master and apprentice are very close. In fact, isn’t it just using this height difference to find a sense of superiority? ?

Having nothing to do on the weekend, the little princess of OT took a rare treasure-hunting mission, but her character broke out and she received the mission of killing the black crocodile god in the pitch-black swamp.

In the new version of Three Realms, the treasure-hunting task system is opened. Every player can receive a treasure-hunting task from the NPC every day. From small entertainment tasks such as killing sheep and sending letters to clearing the search for God's Nest and hunting red concubine are almost endless. It is possible to receive all tasks that may be completed, but of course the corresponding rewards are different according to the difficulty of the task. The more difficult the task, the better the reward.If it cannot be completed, the task will be counted as a failure the next day.The probability of receiving a task of hunting the red princess is like winning the lottery, but if you fail to complete it, it is like winning the lottery only to find out that the ticket is lost. It is really an unbearable pain in life.

Killing the Black Crocodile God is a level lower than hunting Hongji. After all, one is a world boss and the other is a dungeon boss. The rewards of the mission itself are randomly obtained. It is impossible to judge whether it is good or bad, but the drops of the Black Crocodile God are much better than Hongji. , so of course it's not cost-effective for a large group of people to go in and chop melons and vegetables.Now everyone's level and equipment have also gone up. Five people entering is the optimal configuration. If the operation is excellent, it is also possible for three to four people to pass the level.

The last time I was in the two-person world on Hongsha Island because of my face, I didn’t play hard. I didn’t expect that there are a bunch of people quarreling everywhere now, and there is no chance to moles the snowy mountains and rivers. It’s rare to encounter such difficulty enough to show off the exquisite operation It is also a good opportunity to improve your relationship at a close distance, you deserve it!

[Private chat] You said to Xuemanjiangshan: I received the mission of killing the black crocodile god, help me through it.

【Private chat】Xueman Jiangshan said to you: I'm not free, I'm currently leading the trumpet in the conference for weekly routine.

[Private chat] You said to Xuemanjiangshan: I will give you 10 minutes to dismiss them, is that enough?

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: I don't think you understand what I mean, I'd rather take a trumpet Zhou Chang than mess around with you, understand.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: If you don't come, I will make those trumpets have no regular work in the future. See you at the teleportation point in the dark swamp in 10 minutes, and bring a few more to turn the dead into prosperity.How many people are needed, you can call it out, of course, the fewer people, the better.

He thought that it would take at least half an hour for Xuemanjiangshan to walk over unwillingly, but he didn't expect that Xuemanjiangshan would appear next to the teleportation stone 10 minutes later.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Why are you alone?

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Didn't you say that the fewer people, the better?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Tsk tsk, when did you become so obedient?

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: If I don't come, you will make those trumpets have nothing to do every day in the future. Under the threat, there must be brave men.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Why are you so wronged? From the meaning of the sentence and the original intention, I was threatening them, but not you.

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: What time should I go and what should I do? Even if I don’t want to, I have to obey. You give me a reason, why should I follow your arrangement?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Because I think it is the right choice to do so.You can disagree with me, but you can't question my choices.

[Private Chat] Xue Man Jiangshan said to you: Have you always been so self-righteous?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: This is not self-righteous, but full of confidence in yourself.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: ...

The first half of the dungeon went very smoothly, both of them were defensive swordsmen of Chuan Yunao, they could fight if they could, and ran away if they couldn't, and rushed to the Black Crocodile God without any trouble.The scene here is like a scroll made of stones. In the second stage, the black crocodile god will transform into a human form and begin to recite poems, and the scroll will start to glow. You must step on the corresponding stones according to the verses it recites within a limited time , otherwise the entire scene will collapse, and customs clearance will also fail.

Although their operations are good, they are not octopuses after all. Sometimes even if they see them, the words are too far away, and it is impossible to complete the task if they want to step on them all in a few seconds.After killing it three or four times, Lei Yi finally couldn't bear it anymore.

[Region] OT Little Princess: Are there any idlers in this region who have not done missions? They are already in front of the crocodile. They only need to be able to step on stones. The equipment will be allocated according to their profession. Those who are willing to come.

[Region] Jianjian: Group me.

So there was another full-level defensive swordsman in the Yunao suit in the team. =_=

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Didn't you read the other party's profile before forming a team?Now all three are swordsmen, how do you plan to divide the equipment?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: What's the point.All equipment is yours and you are mine.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: ...

Jianjian's operation is not bad, and the cooperation of three people is better than two people rushing around. After killing it once, he successfully knocked down the black crocodile god.

The little princess of OT rushed straight to the corpse, and she was touched immediately.

This time it's really black, the wrestler's hammer, the pharmacist's robe, the assassin's shoes, and only a swordsman's belt is Yun Ao, who all three of them have.

[Team] Snow Man Jiangshan: Black Hand!It's another pile of garbage!

[Team] OT Little Princess: I can treat you as a garbage disposal only if you open a pile of garbage.

[Team] Snow Man Jiangshan: ...

At this moment, the distribution method in the team needs to be picked up. This is a very moral distribution method, that is, the ownership of equipment depends entirely on self-consciousness. Whoever belongs to the profession can order the demand. Players who don’t need it can click greedy and give up. Or break it down, if several people need it at the same time, it will use ROLL points to determine who owns the equipment. If no one needs it, it will roll points among the greedy players. In the most extreme case, if everyone chooses to give up, And one of them chooses to disassemble, and the equipment will instantly disintegrate into a pile of scrap metal.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Do you want a Meteor Hammer?

Jianjian chose to give up, Xueman Jiangshan gave up, so Lei Yi decisively chose to be greedy.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Do you want a broken soul robe?

Jianjian chooses to be greedy, Xuemanjiangshan chooses to give up, so Lei Yi decisively chooses needs.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Do you want fish water shoes?

This time, Jianjian had fully recognized the fact that he had mistakenly entered the black group, and ordered the demand very bluntly.

Xue Man Jiang Shan continued to give up.

So Lei Yi chose the demand again, and the god of ROLL points helped him win the equipment again.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Don't go too far, you are now standing on the sign of Xuewu Building, don't trick me.

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...Okay, do you want Yunao belt?

Now that Xue Manjiangshan spoke, he couldn't make others happy anymore, so he ordered to give up along with him.Then a red light flashed, and Yun Ao's belt, which he had risked his life for, disintegrated with a bang.

System: Yunao's belt has been disassembled, Xueman Jiangshan got Red Dragon Jade*20, Colorful Nectar*16, Tianchi Wood*2.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Why did you give up?

Xue Man Jiang Shan looked at Jian Jian completely speechless.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Why do you point to decomposition?

Lei Yi looked at the snow-covered mountains and rivers and was completely speechless.

[Team] Jianjian: The biggest tragedy in the world is not that you don't know that I love you when I am in front of you, but that I mistakenly think that we are in love when we have no relationship at all. ┬＿┬

[Team] Snow Man Jiangshan: ...

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...

Let go of the indiscriminate poet Jianjian who complained, and Xueman Jiangshan, who was tired and unloved, resolutely squatted at the gate of the dark swamp teleportation stone and began to take a seat.Lei Yi wanted to hand in the task first, but turned around and returned to him.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Aren't you going back to the city?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Aren't you going back to the city?

[Team] OT Little Princess: Am I waiting for you?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: These days you are hanging out in the Xuewu building, leading a group, taking the battlefield, and even taking the trumpet. I don't believe that you are just idle.Tell me, what do you want to do so much?

[Team] OT Little Princess: You are worrying too much, I'm really just idle.

[Team] Snow Man Jiangshan: ...

[Team] OT Little Princess: But you'd better get a divorce first, and wipe off that 'violating animal lady' on your head, I don't like it.

The two sat side by side among the orchid bushes in the dark swamp. The OT little princess with a loli figure was almost covered, and the edge of the flower just reached the shoulders of the snow-covered mountains, as if surrounded by wandering clouds.

Sitting quietly like this, it seems that even the running of the years has faded away without a trace.

It took a while for Xuemanjiangshan to send a reply.

[Private chat] Xue Man Jiangshan said to you: You can't laugh, do you just like the feeling that the whole world bows to you?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Wrong, what I am obsessed with is not the result of conquest, but the process of conquest.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: When will you give up when you face something you can't conquer?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Never give up.

Lei Yi gets bored with anything new very quickly, and Xue Man Jiang Shan is probably the only exception.

Facing the person in front of him, Lei Yi didn't have the heart-piercing love he had for Styx back then, but as long as he was with him, Lei Yi would feel that time passed very leisurely.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: ...how about, let's try it?

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Don't say such stupid things in the future.

Xueman Jiangshan didn't go offline directly, Lei Yi more or less felt that Xueman Jiangshan's attitude towards him was not as firm as he said, but he refused to let him approach him or let him stay away , No matter how you look at it, it feels awkward.

Could this be the manifestation of intimacy phobia?

[Private chat] You said to Xuemanjiangshan: I didn't have any intention of hurting your body, at least stay by my side as Xuemanjiangshan in the Three Realms, how about it?If you still feel uncomfortable, then it's totally fine for you to treat me like a woman.

Lei Yi's words were completely swindling and deceitful, and he used all kinds of tricks, so that his own face was blackened.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan tells you: Actually, I don't care about gender issues.

Happiness came so suddenly, Lei Yi was so happy that he couldn't find his way.

[Private chat] Xue Man Jiangshan said to you: But have you ever thought that maybe you are just a child to me?