God is poisonous
44 Do you dare to be more boring?
Facts have proved that confessing your love in the rain is a very stupid behavior. The heavy rain failed to extinguish Lei Yi's anger, but it made him catch a bad cold that he could not survive.
The scene switches to the depths of the alley after the rain.
All the houses are old red brick houses, each courtyard is deep and dark, thick moss grows on the walls and corners, and the air is so humid that it seems that water can be wrung out.The people who come and go, old and young, are all dressed like second-hand goods from the farmer's market stalls, their eyes are blank, they can't see hope for the future, and they can't find nostalgia for yesterday.To live is just to live.
Everything here seems to have been abandoned by this era.
"How dare you live in such a place, aren't you afraid that the house will collapse in the middle of the night?" Lei Yi asked looking up at the skinny spider sitting in the net on the roof.
"People who have shoes don't know how hard it is to not have shoes. You despise this old house, but to me, as long as there is a roof to shelter from the wind and rain, I am happy. No matter how rotten or shabby, this is home." Jiang Chenyi Ginger soup was cooked on an old-fashioned kerosene stove, and the whole room smelled of kerosene chokingly.
"You don't even have a computer, how do you usually play games?" Looking at the whole room, only the things in the broken closet can be seen. Inside is the outfit that Jiang Chenyi wore to the party, and only that outfit.Lei Yi's clothes were wet, so he could only wear Jiang Chenyi's shirt at the moment, it was like a tights and he couldn't move freely.
"Internet cafe." After Jiang Chenyi answered simply and straightforwardly, he put the ginger soup and pot in front of Lei Yi, "Drink it."
Lei Yi looked at the pile of dark and indescribable things in front of him, and immediately showed great surprise and bewilderment.
Lei Yi: "What is this?"
Jiang Chenyi: "Ginger soup!"
Lei Yi: "Are you going to poison me now?"
Jiang Chenyi: "I think it's close to being poisoned to death, at most I'll have a stomachache."
Lei Yi stared at the bowl of ginger soup full of malice again, and finally retreated without any suspense.
Lei Yi: "Forget it, let me die cleanly."
"Whether you like to drink or not, I have to go out." Jiang Chenyi walked to the front of the cabinet and began to change his battlefield outfit.
"Is there still work today?" Lei Yi was a little disappointed, the rare two-person world hadn't lasted an hour yet.
"It's a good thing to have a job." Jiang Chenyi had just half unbuttoned his jacket, when he suddenly remembered that the person in front of him had bad intentions for him, so he frowned, "Turn around, don't peek."
"What's there to peek at? Is there something else on your body that I haven't seen... Aww!" In the next second, Lei Yi was thrown out of the door by a pillow.
Under the eaves stood a little girl hugging a dog, staring at her with a pair of dark eyes.
"Little sister?" Lei Yi greeted him as he rode on the threshold of the gate.
"Mom, there are bad guys!" The little girl screamed, staggered and ran along the uneven stone road, and quickly disappeared at the corner of the street.
Lei Yi was shocked: "How do I look like a bad guy?"
"You look like everything, with an unscrupulous face." Jiang Chenyi came out of the room, stabbed him from behind, "Good dogs don't block the way, get out of the way."
"I'll give it a kiss." Lei Yi pouted at him shamelessly.
"Rogue, scum, shameless." Jiang Chenyi showed him contempt without hesitation, and then squeezed out from the side sideways.
Lei Yi quickly grabbed his arm: "Hey, when are you coming back?"
"do not know."
Lei Yi sighed, and continued to ask without giving up: "Then can I stay here?"
"As you wish." Jiang Chenyi was so generous.
"Really?" Lei Yi was overjoyed.
"Anyway, there's nothing interesting here with bare walls, and you'll get tired of it within an hour."
Lei Yi: ...
Jiang Chenyi strode a few meters away, then turned around again: "If you don't drink ginger soup, there is cold medicine in the cabinet, go to bed after taking it, I will try to come back as soon as possible."
Watching Jiang Chenyi's back disappear at the end of the alley, Lei Yi stretched, and then began to look at this crumbling home again.
What Jiang Chenyi said was right, he didn't wait for an hour at all, and Lei Yi was completely tired after 10 minutes.
He leaned against the gate of the yard and wanted to stay in a daze for a while, but soon his back was wet.It turned out that the gate had been rotten after so many years of wind and rain. The wood was like a sponge that could absorb water. When it rained, the entire door was full of water.
The inside and outside of the house are fairly tidy but definitely not well-organized. Not only is Jiang Chenyi not good at taking care of others, he also doesn't know how to take care of himself.
One can imagine what kind of life Jiang Chenyi lived these years.
"Brother, are you here to collect debts?" The timid voice behind was full of childishness and fear.
When Lei Yi turned his head, he saw the little girl who was running away with the puppy just now, so he replied with a smile, "I'm not here to collect debts."
"Then are you my brother's friend?"
"Oh, that's right. What's your name?" Lei Yi felt that this name was somewhat strange, but he couldn't tell what was so strange about it.
"My name is Doudou!" The little girl stared at him, her excited eyes lit up: "Brother, do you have any money?"
"Money? How much do you want?" Lei Yi thought that the little girl just wanted to ask for some money to buy a toy lollipop or something, and after digging in his trouser pocket for a while, he realized that he was wearing Jiang Chenyi's clothes, "Wait Wait, I'll go inside and get it for you."
Doudou grabbed his hand and shook her head vigorously: "I need a lot, a lot." Seeing that Lei Yi was stunned, she hurriedly explained in a childish voice: "Dad owed a lot of money from gambling, and the debt collector They came and beat and smashed, but it was scary. The only one who makes money in the family is my elder brother. It’s hard work every day, but it’s still not enough. Dad took us to hide, but my elder brother didn’t want to, so he stayed in the old house. You If you have money, can you lend us to repay the debt? When I grow up, I will work hard to repay you, and I will definitely repay you!"
Lei Yi rubbed Doudou's head and sighed: "Is Jiang Chenyi your real brother?"
"Yes!" Doudou replied without hesitation, and then hesitated again, "My father said yes, and my mother said no, I don't know if it is true. But my brother is the best to me!"
Jiang Chenyi is in his thirties, and this little girl looks about seven or eight years old.A bit of Jiang Chenyi's shadow can be seen from her eyebrows and eyes, but the dark skin and prominent cheekbones obviously do not come from the same genetic gene. It is speculated that she is the daughter born after Jiang Chenyi's father remarried.
"How much does your father owe?"
"A lot, a lot... a lot!" Doudou tiptoed to show the size of the huge pile of money she imagined, "Mom said that my brother would not be able to spend all of it in his life."
Lei Yi sighed again.
The beating light in Doudou's eyes suddenly dimmed: "If you don't have that much money, why don't you take my brother and run away?"
"If your brother runs away, aren't you afraid that bad people will come to collect debts from you again?"
"Not afraid!" Doudou immediately replied, patting her chest, "I will protect Mom and Dad!"
Lei Yi couldn't help laughing, this family really has the kind of temperament that doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back, they don't know the heights of the sky and the earth at all.
After sending the little girl away, as soon as Lei Yi entered the door, he saw the poisonous ginger soup on the table.The smell of kerosene and ginger is fighting in the air, and it is almost unbearable for people with a cold and stuffy nose.
After thinking about it again and again, he picked up the pot and drank it.
There is nothing else to say about this place, but it is very quiet. After the rain, the whole alley is quiet. Occasionally, there are old-fashioned bicycles running over the stone slabs and the tinkling of the bells. Besides, pedestrians are walking and talking. No sound can be heard.
Lei Yi originally wanted to take a nap, but he didn't expect the cold virus and the pot of ginger soup to make him sleep from the afternoon until the sun set.
The bedding, quilt and pillows all smell of Jiang Chenyi, hugging them, can actually create an illusion of hugging Jiang Chenyi.
He woke up suddenly when he was in a drowsy sleep.
Because he felt that someone was gently touching his face, strictly speaking, touching his ears, and the part below the earlobe near the neck.
Jiang Chenyi was sitting by the bed, close-up at such a close distance, his eyes revealed tenderness that couldn't be concealed.
Lei Yi felt that if he hadn't woken up then, Jiang Chenyi would have leaned over to kiss him next time.
Jiang Chenyi saw that he opened his eyes without showing any unnatural look at all, so he moved away subtly: "I want to see if you feel better, so don't die on my bed."
"Damn, can you stop being so crow-mouthed, do you really want me to die?" When Lei Yi spoke, his voice was so hoarse that even he couldn't believe it was his own voice.
"Have you had dinner?"
"No." Lei Yi answered honestly.
"Have you eaten lunch?"
"No." Lei Yi took the opportunity to act cute, "I'm almost starving to death!"
Jiang Chenyi started to clean up the pots on the table with disgust on his face: "You deserve it. Don't you know how to go out for a meal with money on you?"
Lei Yi got up and hugged his waist from behind: "I don't have a key, so I can't come back after closing the door?"
Jiang Chenyi didn't respond and didn't push him away, he just knocked the pot loudly.
"Jiang Chenyi?"
"what's up?"
"It's okay, just shout to prove your existence."
"Do you dare to be more boring?" Jiang Chenyi was completely helpless.
"Dare." Lei Yi immediately pushed forward, bent over his back and whispered in his ear, "You don't have any class appointments at all today, why did you go to our school so early? Besides, it's still raining so much."
Jiang Chenyi didn't respond.
"Is it because of what I said yesterday when I was offline?"
Jiang Chenyi still didn't respond.
"Tell me, is it for me?"
Jiang Chenyi turned his head and gave him a sideways glance, and said the same words: "Boring, go away, don't hinder me from cooking."
"Jiang Chenyi, I love you." Lei Yi shamelessly continued to flirt with him.
Jiang Chenyi finally began to try to break his fingers: "Drowning people have no choice, even if it's just a straw that can't save your life, you can only hold it firmly in your hands. You don't love me at all, but Treat me like a lifesaver."
"I love you." Lei Yi couldn't figure out whether he was treating him as a straw, but at this moment, he absolutely didn't want to let him go.
"You can stay here temporarily, but I can't afford to support you. You have to bear the expenses of food, drink and accommodation yourself."
"I love you."
"Come on, no matter how close you are to pay, you have to pay."
"I love you."
"……never mind."
The scene switches to the depths of the alley after the rain.
All the houses are old red brick houses, each courtyard is deep and dark, thick moss grows on the walls and corners, and the air is so humid that it seems that water can be wrung out.The people who come and go, old and young, are all dressed like second-hand goods from the farmer's market stalls, their eyes are blank, they can't see hope for the future, and they can't find nostalgia for yesterday.To live is just to live.
Everything here seems to have been abandoned by this era.
"How dare you live in such a place, aren't you afraid that the house will collapse in the middle of the night?" Lei Yi asked looking up at the skinny spider sitting in the net on the roof.
"People who have shoes don't know how hard it is to not have shoes. You despise this old house, but to me, as long as there is a roof to shelter from the wind and rain, I am happy. No matter how rotten or shabby, this is home." Jiang Chenyi Ginger soup was cooked on an old-fashioned kerosene stove, and the whole room smelled of kerosene chokingly.
"You don't even have a computer, how do you usually play games?" Looking at the whole room, only the things in the broken closet can be seen. Inside is the outfit that Jiang Chenyi wore to the party, and only that outfit.Lei Yi's clothes were wet, so he could only wear Jiang Chenyi's shirt at the moment, it was like a tights and he couldn't move freely.
"Internet cafe." After Jiang Chenyi answered simply and straightforwardly, he put the ginger soup and pot in front of Lei Yi, "Drink it."
Lei Yi looked at the pile of dark and indescribable things in front of him, and immediately showed great surprise and bewilderment.
Lei Yi: "What is this?"
Jiang Chenyi: "Ginger soup!"
Lei Yi: "Are you going to poison me now?"
Jiang Chenyi: "I think it's close to being poisoned to death, at most I'll have a stomachache."
Lei Yi stared at the bowl of ginger soup full of malice again, and finally retreated without any suspense.
Lei Yi: "Forget it, let me die cleanly."
"Whether you like to drink or not, I have to go out." Jiang Chenyi walked to the front of the cabinet and began to change his battlefield outfit.
"Is there still work today?" Lei Yi was a little disappointed, the rare two-person world hadn't lasted an hour yet.
"It's a good thing to have a job." Jiang Chenyi had just half unbuttoned his jacket, when he suddenly remembered that the person in front of him had bad intentions for him, so he frowned, "Turn around, don't peek."
"What's there to peek at? Is there something else on your body that I haven't seen... Aww!" In the next second, Lei Yi was thrown out of the door by a pillow.
Under the eaves stood a little girl hugging a dog, staring at her with a pair of dark eyes.
"Little sister?" Lei Yi greeted him as he rode on the threshold of the gate.
"Mom, there are bad guys!" The little girl screamed, staggered and ran along the uneven stone road, and quickly disappeared at the corner of the street.
Lei Yi was shocked: "How do I look like a bad guy?"
"You look like everything, with an unscrupulous face." Jiang Chenyi came out of the room, stabbed him from behind, "Good dogs don't block the way, get out of the way."
"I'll give it a kiss." Lei Yi pouted at him shamelessly.
"Rogue, scum, shameless." Jiang Chenyi showed him contempt without hesitation, and then squeezed out from the side sideways.
Lei Yi quickly grabbed his arm: "Hey, when are you coming back?"
"do not know."
Lei Yi sighed, and continued to ask without giving up: "Then can I stay here?"
"As you wish." Jiang Chenyi was so generous.
"Really?" Lei Yi was overjoyed.
"Anyway, there's nothing interesting here with bare walls, and you'll get tired of it within an hour."
Lei Yi: ...
Jiang Chenyi strode a few meters away, then turned around again: "If you don't drink ginger soup, there is cold medicine in the cabinet, go to bed after taking it, I will try to come back as soon as possible."
Watching Jiang Chenyi's back disappear at the end of the alley, Lei Yi stretched, and then began to look at this crumbling home again.
What Jiang Chenyi said was right, he didn't wait for an hour at all, and Lei Yi was completely tired after 10 minutes.
He leaned against the gate of the yard and wanted to stay in a daze for a while, but soon his back was wet.It turned out that the gate had been rotten after so many years of wind and rain. The wood was like a sponge that could absorb water. When it rained, the entire door was full of water.
The inside and outside of the house are fairly tidy but definitely not well-organized. Not only is Jiang Chenyi not good at taking care of others, he also doesn't know how to take care of himself.
One can imagine what kind of life Jiang Chenyi lived these years.
"Brother, are you here to collect debts?" The timid voice behind was full of childishness and fear.
When Lei Yi turned his head, he saw the little girl who was running away with the puppy just now, so he replied with a smile, "I'm not here to collect debts."
"Then are you my brother's friend?"
"Oh, that's right. What's your name?" Lei Yi felt that this name was somewhat strange, but he couldn't tell what was so strange about it.
"My name is Doudou!" The little girl stared at him, her excited eyes lit up: "Brother, do you have any money?"
"Money? How much do you want?" Lei Yi thought that the little girl just wanted to ask for some money to buy a toy lollipop or something, and after digging in his trouser pocket for a while, he realized that he was wearing Jiang Chenyi's clothes, "Wait Wait, I'll go inside and get it for you."
Doudou grabbed his hand and shook her head vigorously: "I need a lot, a lot." Seeing that Lei Yi was stunned, she hurriedly explained in a childish voice: "Dad owed a lot of money from gambling, and the debt collector They came and beat and smashed, but it was scary. The only one who makes money in the family is my elder brother. It’s hard work every day, but it’s still not enough. Dad took us to hide, but my elder brother didn’t want to, so he stayed in the old house. You If you have money, can you lend us to repay the debt? When I grow up, I will work hard to repay you, and I will definitely repay you!"
Lei Yi rubbed Doudou's head and sighed: "Is Jiang Chenyi your real brother?"
"Yes!" Doudou replied without hesitation, and then hesitated again, "My father said yes, and my mother said no, I don't know if it is true. But my brother is the best to me!"
Jiang Chenyi is in his thirties, and this little girl looks about seven or eight years old.A bit of Jiang Chenyi's shadow can be seen from her eyebrows and eyes, but the dark skin and prominent cheekbones obviously do not come from the same genetic gene. It is speculated that she is the daughter born after Jiang Chenyi's father remarried.
"How much does your father owe?"
"A lot, a lot... a lot!" Doudou tiptoed to show the size of the huge pile of money she imagined, "Mom said that my brother would not be able to spend all of it in his life."
Lei Yi sighed again.
The beating light in Doudou's eyes suddenly dimmed: "If you don't have that much money, why don't you take my brother and run away?"
"If your brother runs away, aren't you afraid that bad people will come to collect debts from you again?"
"Not afraid!" Doudou immediately replied, patting her chest, "I will protect Mom and Dad!"
Lei Yi couldn't help laughing, this family really has the kind of temperament that doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back, they don't know the heights of the sky and the earth at all.
After sending the little girl away, as soon as Lei Yi entered the door, he saw the poisonous ginger soup on the table.The smell of kerosene and ginger is fighting in the air, and it is almost unbearable for people with a cold and stuffy nose.
After thinking about it again and again, he picked up the pot and drank it.
There is nothing else to say about this place, but it is very quiet. After the rain, the whole alley is quiet. Occasionally, there are old-fashioned bicycles running over the stone slabs and the tinkling of the bells. Besides, pedestrians are walking and talking. No sound can be heard.
Lei Yi originally wanted to take a nap, but he didn't expect the cold virus and the pot of ginger soup to make him sleep from the afternoon until the sun set.
The bedding, quilt and pillows all smell of Jiang Chenyi, hugging them, can actually create an illusion of hugging Jiang Chenyi.
He woke up suddenly when he was in a drowsy sleep.
Because he felt that someone was gently touching his face, strictly speaking, touching his ears, and the part below the earlobe near the neck.
Jiang Chenyi was sitting by the bed, close-up at such a close distance, his eyes revealed tenderness that couldn't be concealed.
Lei Yi felt that if he hadn't woken up then, Jiang Chenyi would have leaned over to kiss him next time.
Jiang Chenyi saw that he opened his eyes without showing any unnatural look at all, so he moved away subtly: "I want to see if you feel better, so don't die on my bed."
"Damn, can you stop being so crow-mouthed, do you really want me to die?" When Lei Yi spoke, his voice was so hoarse that even he couldn't believe it was his own voice.
"Have you had dinner?"
"No." Lei Yi answered honestly.
"Have you eaten lunch?"
"No." Lei Yi took the opportunity to act cute, "I'm almost starving to death!"
Jiang Chenyi started to clean up the pots on the table with disgust on his face: "You deserve it. Don't you know how to go out for a meal with money on you?"
Lei Yi got up and hugged his waist from behind: "I don't have a key, so I can't come back after closing the door?"
Jiang Chenyi didn't respond and didn't push him away, he just knocked the pot loudly.
"Jiang Chenyi?"
"what's up?"
"It's okay, just shout to prove your existence."
"Do you dare to be more boring?" Jiang Chenyi was completely helpless.
"Dare." Lei Yi immediately pushed forward, bent over his back and whispered in his ear, "You don't have any class appointments at all today, why did you go to our school so early? Besides, it's still raining so much."
Jiang Chenyi didn't respond.
"Is it because of what I said yesterday when I was offline?"
Jiang Chenyi still didn't respond.
"Tell me, is it for me?"
Jiang Chenyi turned his head and gave him a sideways glance, and said the same words: "Boring, go away, don't hinder me from cooking."
"Jiang Chenyi, I love you." Lei Yi shamelessly continued to flirt with him.
Jiang Chenyi finally began to try to break his fingers: "Drowning people have no choice, even if it's just a straw that can't save your life, you can only hold it firmly in your hands. You don't love me at all, but Treat me like a lifesaver."
"I love you." Lei Yi couldn't figure out whether he was treating him as a straw, but at this moment, he absolutely didn't want to let him go.
"You can stay here temporarily, but I can't afford to support you. You have to bear the expenses of food, drink and accommodation yourself."
"I love you."
"Come on, no matter how close you are to pay, you have to pay."
"I love you."
"……never mind."
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