God is poisonous

This time the imperial concubine got drunk and got drunk until early in the morning. After all, it was Lei Yi's home stadium, and the environment was more than a little bit better than Jiang Chenyi's old house, so he slept very peacefully that night. When he woke up, he found Jiang Chenyi As he was resting on his arm, smelling like a hangover, he was suddenly in a good mood.

Looking at the time, it was exactly 6:5 in the morning.

Ever since he fell in love with Lei Yi of the Three Realms, he hasn't gone to bed so early, let alone woke up so early.

Calculate the time, get up now and go outside the school to buy soy milk fritters, just in time to come back before Jiang Chenyi wakes up, and it will not delay his work time.

After making up his mind, Lei Yi turned over quietly, supported Jiang Chenyi's back neck with one hand, and slowly pulled out the pressed arm.

"Huh?" Even though his movements were as gentle as a man can be, Jiang Chenyi was awakened immediately, but he didn't say anything, just looked at Lei Yi blankly.

"You go to bed first, I'll go buy some breakfast." Lei Yi unconsciously touched his protruding sternum, judging by his body, he probably wouldn't be able to walk the line of a handsome man in his life.Touching him, he suddenly felt distressed. Jiang Chenyi had a bad stomach, and he vomited so violently last night. At this age, he still doesn't know how to take care of himself. It's really a miracle that this old man can live till now.

Jiang Chenyi obviously didn't comprehend his real intention of groping around, unexpectedly retreated a little unconsciously, his eyes were full of resistance.

Good guy, come here again!

Lei Yi frowned helplessly. When will he have the hope of being cured of his pure evil spirit this night and the snake spirit disease during the day?

"What do you want to eat? What time is the announcement today?" Well, heart disease needs heart medicine, and there will be a long time to come.

"Do not."

"What?" Lei Yi didn't understand what he meant at all, "Do you not want to have breakfast or did you not announce today?"

"It's all... how do you go out like this?" Jiang Chenyi was really crazy enough last night. It's rare that he was so proactive. Even if he was destined to lose, he still used all his strength, scratching, gnawing, and biting, so Lei Yi's body was scarred today Even more exciting than his body.

"You are not allowed to play the first item, you must eat breakfast." Lei Yi covered him with the quilt, turned over and got up, "Work, don't go out if you don't want to go out, anyway, I will support you."

Jiang Chenyi didn't make any response, this was all expected by Lei Yi, the usual Jiang Chenyi is so awkward, arrogant and cold, if he rushes over to tease him with tears in his eyes, it would be scary to death.

Lei Yi got up quickly, got dressed, brushed his teeth and washed his face in one go, Jiang Chenyi didn't fall asleep and didn't say anything, just quietly watched him busy.

Today's weather is not good. Early in the morning, layers of dark clouds covered the top of the head. The magnificent brilliance of the rising sun was trapped in the cramped sky, but condensed into a dignified and gorgeous oil painting. picture scroll.The rain in the past few days has been intensive, and the air is filled with a grassy smell of water vapor.

Lei Yi wanted to open the floor-to-ceiling windows to get some air, but he didn't expect the weather to be so bad. After thinking about it, he retreated helplessly from the small balcony.

The moment he closed the window, he suddenly felt Jiang Chenyi hugging him tightly from behind.

"Jiang Chenyi, you..." A real kiss landed on Jiang Chenyi's neck with Jiang Chenyi's unique breath, causing Lei Yi's heart to tremble violently, the sound of blood flowing through the eardrum was surging, and his whole body instantly switched to the state of going out.

"Don't move." The kiss moved along the back of the shoulder, and when it landed on the shoulder, it suddenly turned into a fierce bite.Last night when Jiang Chenyi let out his emotions, he also bit the same place. At that time, Lei Yi didn't care about the pain, but now...even if it hurts, he doesn't dare to speak out.

Lei Yi gritted his teeth, but Jiang Chenyi was not polite, so when he let go, two rows of bloody tooth marks appeared on Lei Yi's shoulders.

"What does this mean?"

"Is he biting hard or am I biting hard?"

Lei Yi instantly understood that Jiang Chenyi was jealous and cared about the scars Styx left on his body.

"It is said that if you put some rouge on it, it will last a lifetime, why don't you buy a box and try it?" Jiang Chenyi suggested seriously.

"Hero, you are a modern person. The effect of tattoo potion is definitely more reliable than rouge." The wound was deep, and Lei Yi's scalp was numb from the pain. Jiang Chenyi's love is really special. decision.

"Breakfast, I'll buy it for you." Jiang Chenyi saw that his face changed, and he felt a little bit sorry.

Lei Yi took a step forward and hugged him tightly from behind in the same gesture.

Jiang Chenyi put on a look of resignation to death: "Okay, I'll let you take a bite too, and it will be evened."

Lei Yi was amused by him, and teased in his ear: "I won't bite on your body, I will only bite on your heart."

"Get out! Nasty!" Jiang Chenyi was shivered by Lei, and Lei Yi was immediately filled with a sense of accomplishment, and laughed wildly at the top of his throat.

He has always liked this room very much. This is the top and the middle, with good lighting and ventilation, and a wide view. Looking out from the balcony, the world seems to be crawling under his feet, and this is the center of the whole world.

The moment when the door closes is always the most wonderful moment for him, because it is not the door that shuts him out, but that he shuts his world firmly inside.

But now he doesn't think so.

Because he just realized that the center of the world is not under his feet, but in his arms.

This breakfast was far richer than expected, Jiang Chenyi managed to make a Western-style breakfast with the ham, eggs and bread in the refrigerator, even though it didn't look very good, Lei Yi still ate happily.

In the middle of the meal, the phone rang suddenly, and when Li Mei answered it, she said in a gloomy voice, "Mr. Zhao asked me to ask you, are you going to be absent from work again without reason today?"

Lei Yi was taken aback, the ham on the fork fell to the table with a bang, and his death was ugly: "Haven't I already been fired?"

Li Mei on the opposite side was silent for a while, and then replied in a more sinister voice: "Well, let's say I am troublesome. I never thought that you would have that kind of relationship before. Although I feel disgusting, you really You should come and have a look... Mr. Zhao's current state is really bad. Besides, I can only say that I despise you for being able to drive such an outstanding man to the point of going crazy. "

"...I can't see that you care about him."

"I'm just concerned about my year-end bonus. Also, try not to embarrass yourself in the company, and go directly to his residence after get off work. The address is..." Li Mei quickly hung up the phone after reporting the address.

Lei Yi held the phone, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

The fact that Li Mei is interested in Styx is something that even a blind person can tell, and she insists on making wedding dresses for others. If Styx is crazy, then she is crazy.

"Why, last time that boss asked you to ask for a debt?" Jiang Chenyi gave him a hateful look across the table.

"Styx and I are not what you think." Lei Yi drank milk, trying his best to pretend that he was completely unmoved by a positive image.

Jiang Chenyi stared at him like an interrogator, and after a while, he suddenly asked, "Have you slept?"

"Pfft!" Lei Yi splashed milk all over the table gorgeously.

Jiang Chenyi nodded thoughtfully: "That means he's slept through."

"Ahem... first love, it's inevitable that he will go off the rails... At that time, I really wanted to live with him for the rest of my life..." Lei Yi tried to explain to himself with difficulty, Jiang Chenyi was really terrified of being jealous, and his desire for dominance exploded Even more exaggerated than Lei Yi.

"In the end, are you tired of it, or is he tired of it?" Jiang Chenyi said lightly, his tone was not even a question, as if he was muttering to himself, "A lifetime is so long, who can guarantee that falling in love will make it to the end?" forever?"

Lei Yi didn't answer him.

For people like them, feelings are originally flowers that can only bloom underground, and will always be just a bloody and painful scar that cannot be touched at all.

"Go." Jiang Chenyi swept the unfinished breakfast on the table into the trash can.

"Where are you going?" Lei Yi didn't understand what he meant for a while.

"Go and see that Zhao. I see him like that. He loves you so much that he doesn't even want his life." Jiang Chenyi turned his back to him, and washed the dishes that were not too dirty in the first place over and over again, " Last time, after you all made a fuss in the corridor, I saw him secretly taking heart medicine in the office. You bastard, you must have not taken good care of him back then. "

heart disease.

Lei Yi suddenly understood why Styx gave up his dream of becoming a policeman.

"Jiang Chenyi..." Lei Yi was silent for a moment before asking, "Do you really want me to find him?"

"En." Jiang Chenyi tried his best to pretend to be calm, but the bowl in his hand fell into the sink with a bang, making a harsh sound.

"Hahahahahaha, why do I feel that you are yelling in your heart not to leave..." Lei Yi laughed instantly.

"Shut up!" Jiang Chenyi suddenly turned around, hugging him with the chair in his arms, his voice was dull before the thunderstorm: "Give me a promise."

"What promise do you want?"

Jiang Chenyi didn't answer this question all this time, probably even he himself didn't understand what the promise he wanted was.

"Marry me." Lei Yi said suddenly.

"Three Realms?"

"Of course the snow-covered mountains and rivers can only belong to me, and you... can only belong to me." Lei Yi turned his head and reached out to caress his face, "Marry me."

"Really?"

"real."

Jiang Chenyi was silent for a moment: "I am willing."

"Okay, then let's get things done right away." Lei Yi immediately picked up his phone and started dialing.

Jiang Chenyi asked strangely: "Who are you calling?"

Lei Yi replied without thinking: "It's true."

Jiang Chenyi: ...

□□ This is the first time in his life that he has heard such an unimaginable request. He has ready-made templates for ID card, student ID card, graduation certificate, teacher ID card, old age ID card, real estate ID card, and even the attendance card for the preschool tutoring class at the door. But this is the first time I have come across someone who wants a fake marriage certificate.

When he knew that it was the two men who were going to apply for the certificate, his whole three views collapsed.

"Brother, why don't you go online to find a template and make one yourself?" the license dealer said in a pleading tone.

"No, I want the red book with the leather, and the one with the seal, so it must be authentic! The price, here is the number." Lei Yi reported a number on the phone.

"..." The certificate dealer was fascinated by his local tyrant temperament, "Do you want to include the pre-marital examination certificate for only child disease?"

"Could this be the legendary package? Are there any other discounts?"

"Make another vaccination manual for children to go to school, and you will get [-]% off the whole set."

Lei Yi laughed: "Damn, I can really climb up if I give you a ladder. Where can I go to have a baby?"

"Let's do it first, maybe when the technology develops, it will really be there, so be prepared."

"Reliable, do you have the divorce certificate?" Lei Yi noticed Jiang Chenyi's waist twisted hard just after he finished speaking, so he quickly changed his words, "Hey, just kidding, when will it be done?"

"afternoon."

"Slow down."

"Then when do you want it?"

"One hour."

"One hour? You're killing me! So, in two hours, I'll send you a city courier."

"make a deal!"

Two hours later, Lei Yi really got a whole set of documents, spread out on the table in a row of colorful ones.

Jiang Chenyi flipped through those certificates one by one, feeling filled with emotion: "Life has been alive for decades, so these few books are considered finished."

"There is no need to be depressed, there are so many books in life, you only need one or two." Lei Yi handed the marriage certificate in front of him, "Look, handsome!"

"...This doesn't look like a marriage certificate. It's more like a spoof certificate." The photo was taken with a computer camera, and it wasn't too clear. Jiang Chenyi was serious, and Lei Yi deliberately turned his head to kiss him. It may not be as formal as a real marriage certificate. , but it looks very warm.

Lei Yi took the certificate into his hand: "I'm not satisfied, then return it and do it again."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Chenyi snatched it back and stuffed it directly into his trouser pocket: "That's enough, you're still tossing and turning the fake stuff, are you tired?"

"Things are fake, but my heart is real." Lei Yi pulled him into his arms: "Jiang Chenyi, I love you."

Jiang Chenyi suddenly raised his head, and his gentle murmur was like an unexpected rain, and a transparent flower bloomed between his breaths, "Thank you for being willing to approach me, thank you... for daring to love me."