Global Update [Quick Transmigration]

The heavy rain that had been brewing for a long time finally poured down at two o'clock in the afternoon.

This time, it was three full days.

It’s dark outside like it’s late at night. To Qiao Jing who doesn’t like to turn on the lights, it doesn’t matter whether it’s bright or dark, but Zijing Xinglan has tried to persuade him countless times not to watch electronic products in the dark. After injuring his eyes, Qiao Jing's bad habit was abruptly corrected.

He has gone from one extreme to the other now. Since the lights are to be turned on, all the lights in the house will be turned on.

Qiao Jing pressed the switch of the overhead light in the living room, and the warm light instantly dispelled the gloomy atmosphere brought about by the torrential rain.

"The clothes are almost too dry..." 008 sighed.

The little black cat lay on the balcony sadly, staring straight up with its two eyes.

Qiao Jing knew that it was looking at the rabbit ear hat made of white wool hanging on the hanger.

Mother Qiao wove this for 008 at home after she heard that her son had a cat. The little black cat couldn't put it down since she got it, and she kept urging Qiao Jing to put it on.

After putting on the hat, the little black cat put on two long white ears every day, smug in front of the full-length mirror in the living room, and took countless selfies with Qiao Jing's mobile phone.

——God knows what kind of shock Jing Xinglan felt when he saw a cat taking selfies in the mirror.

Are there any normal creatures in this house! ?

But because of the continuous rainy days, even a layer of damp water vapor gathered on the tiled walls. I also knew that it was impossible for the hat to dry for a while. 008 felt bored after looking at it for a while.

It went online for a while, and found that many people had encountered more or less troubles because of the sudden heavy rain, and apart from Weibo, which complained that it was always raining and annoying, the one with the largest number of active users online was the star. Lane Publishing House's comment section.

"Add printing!!! Hurry up and print a few million more copies for me, okay?"

"Laughing, people who don't know think that your server was stolen from the Liuliu.com company building. I was stuck from zero to three o'clock and didn't get in. I finally got in. What the hell are you guys?" You actually closed the pre-sale channel for me!"

"Facts: Liuliu.com does not have a company building, it rents a residential building with only one floor."

"Sorry, sorry, but I didn't grab it. The phone, tablet and computer all crashed at zero o'clock."

"No wonder there are reports and live broadcasts of printing factories working overtime all over the Internet these two days. I thought it was going to print college entrance examination papers."

"The college entrance examination papers are not printed at this time. Besides, even if they are printed, can I show them to you?"

"Why, I've finished reading "Song of the Earth"! Compared with the content of this book, the college entrance examination paper can be regarded as confidential?"

It is said that experts watch the way, and laymen watch the excitement. Although 90.00% of the [-] people cannot understand the theoretical part of "Song of the Earth", this does not prevent everyone from enjoying the excitement.Before the end of Qiao Jing, readers still had the carrot of updating hanging in front of them. After the end, the book fans who had nothing to do completely let themselves go.

Some play cosplay, some engage in language C, and some edited by cult cp Lalang... But these are nothing.

——One of the gods actually gave an exam paper to "Song of the Earth"!

He spoke publicly on the Internet, threatening that this is a set of test questions that can test real book fans. Netizens are welcome to come and challenge, but they cannot read books during the period, and must take a closed-book exam.As a result, this passage really triggered a wave of challenges. Many Internet celebrity bloggers and up masters clicked on the website link he posted and started to do the questions.

Among these followers, the most classic video was contributed by an up master whose ID is "Brother Smart".

The number of fans of this up on the Internet is quite impressive. Every live broadcast has at least tens of millions of popularity. Although popularity is not equal to the number of people, it is enough to show that his fan base is strong, and because most of them are young people , can play memes, and has many secondary creations, so the spread of that video can be so wide.

"Brothers, the test paper for fans of "Song of the Earth" seems to be very popular recently." When the live broadcast started, he was still able to greet the audience with a smile, "Then I will try it today too. I won't say full marks , at least should be more than ninety, after all, I am a big fan of "Song of the Earth"."

And his old fans also introduced to the new viewers who just entered the live broadcast room: "Don't look at this guy who works every day, but he is really a talented student."

"Yes, he sat next to me when I was in class at Peking University (狗头.jpg)"

The smart guy laughed, and said cheekily, "Yes, just praise me like that", and clicked on the test website.

"Question1: Please write down the names of the three potted plants on the table of the protagonist Willow in "Song of the Earth"."

Clever Brother: "I know that! When we watched the update, we laughed all over the dormitory. I still remember that part. Brother Yangliu asked him to name the plant. It's better to be Japanese like Lily. Yang Liu directly named it according to the name of the elementary particle in quantum mechanics divided under the action force, which left the senior brother speechless, hahaha!"

After speaking, he confidently filled in the answer: "Hadrons, Leptons, and Spreaders."

Audiences:? ? ? ?

Where is the joke?And why do we not understand what you said is clearly in Chinese?

"Question 2: Please briefly describe the name of the experiment that Yang Liu participated in as the person in charge for the first time."

Clever Brother: "This is also simple. The energy-charged heavy ion laser can be used not only as a weapon, but also as a breakthrough method for tumor treatment."

Then, he deliberately stopped and introduced the development history of this technology in China to the audience in the live broadcast room, as well as several hottest research directions at present, and said that the famous Nobel Prize winner, Elizabeth Mack The research institute under the name of Ms. Ryder is currently one of the most powerful research and development institutions in this field.

At this time, everyone in the live broadcast room was admiring the up master's rich barrage of knowledge.

The clever brother became more and more ecstatic, and even uttered wild words. He slapped the table and said to the live broadcast room: "This test question is easier than I thought. Of course, it may be a little difficult for ordinary people. But for my IQ For two hundred geniuses, if the final score is not 95, I... I will wear pink Lolita and go to Haidilao to dance for the staff!"

——However, Brother Smart soon stopped laughing.

"Question 3: Yang Liu is known as the 'Sparrow Killer'. Please briefly describe how many sparrows he killed in the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and rank them in order of death, serious injury, and minor injury."

Smart brother: "..."

Who can remember this! ! !

Audience: Hahahahahahahahaha!Tell you to set a flag, you deserve it!

"It's all right," he comforted himself pretending to be calm, "This is just one question, only two points, and we still have 98 points, so it's not a big problem."

But then, something even more outrageous appeared.

"Question 4: When Yang Liu went to the market to buy cabbage for the first time, according to his calculation of the volume of the cabbage and the final price paid, was the origin of the cabbage from North my country or East China?"

Brother Smart fell into silence.

Smart Brother's hand holding the mouse began to tremble.

The smart guy opened the shopping website as if nothing had happened, and began to search for the price of pink Lolita.

"Hahahaha the effect of the live broadcast is full!"

"Don't call him Smart Brother, just change your name to Da Smart, Master Up."

"I want to die laughing so hard, absolutely!"

"Not to mention the perfect score, at least it should be more than ninety""

"Peking University: I will give you 100 yuan, and change the profile to Tsinghua University next door. Thank you."

And after the video of Haidilao's dance club's death was released, Cong Ming complained tearfully on the Internet that this test paper was made by no one!

"Who can pass the exam without reading books? I don't believe it!"

After seeing this Weibo, Qiao Jing tried it out of curiosity.

... In the end he scored 62 points.

By the way, the current record holder is a mysterious person whose ID is "Zhi Cun Gao Yuan", whose profile is an in-service professor at a certain university, with a score of 86, the highest in the entire network.

When Jing Xinglan saw it on Weibo, he couldn't help but glanced at Qiao Jing several times, thinking that Uncle Qiao had really studied "Song of the Earth" thoroughly, and that he could get this kind of perverted test questions. to over eighty.

Due to the heavy rain these few days, the traffic on the road became a long queue, and Jing Xinglan was too lazy to drive to work.As the boss, he simply took a vacation for himself, worked online at home when he had something to do, fed Qiao Jing three meals a day, and took away his "remuneration" by the way-Qiao Jing really came up with a story about interstellar martial arts Brain hole, and wrote the beginning of thousands of words for him to read.

Jing Xinglan finished watching it at that time.

—and he immediately regretted it.

"This feeling is like falling in love with someone you shouldn't love." The man sat on the sofa with deep eyes and a low and magnetic voice, as if reciting Shakespeare's verses to his lover.

Immediately afterwards, he let out a long sigh of regret: "I was not born when you were born, and you are already old when I was born. There is nothing more regrettable in the world than this."

Qiao Jing said expressionlessly: "...you just say that you want to read the rest of the story, don't make too much drama."

Jing Xinglan sighed again.

Just as he was about to say something, suddenly, he heard a "crack", and his eyes suddenly went dark.

"power cut!?"

Jing Xinglan stood up from the sofa, his eyes hadn't fully adapted to the darkness, so he could only walk forward in the dark.

Before he took two steps, his fingertips touched a piece of warm skin.

He froze for a moment, and then Qiao Jing grabbed his wrist.

"I'm going to get the candle, you stand here and don't move around."

Although he was used to turning on the lights, the darkness was like a hotbed of inspiration for Qiao Jing.

He adapted quickly, but Jing Xinglan seemed a little uneasy.

Qiao Jing lit the candle with a lighter, and looked in the direction of the man through the faint candlelight, "I just took a look, and the whole community was shut down. It must be that the heavy rain broke down the wires, and someone will come to fix it soon."

"No," Jing Xinglan frowned slowly. The dark and silent environment amplified the sound of the rain. He turned his head and looked out the window. The torrential rain was still falling non-stop, as if it was going to flood the entire city. "Don't you think that the recent weather Is it a little too unusual?"

During this period of time, extreme weather has occurred not only in China, but also in many parts of the world. Hurricane in Country M, earthquake in Cherry Blossom Country, and other disasters that should not have happened in this season have happened one after another—although none of them are too serious, this trend always makes people a little disturbed.

Qiao Jing felt that Jing Xinglan was a little unfounded, but it may also be that the continuous rainy days have affected people's mood, so he handed the candle in his hand to the other party: "It's useless to talk about it now, wait for the call."

He looked at Jing Xinglan's frown, thought for a while, and then kindly asked:

"Want to hear a story?"

The candlelight was flickering, seeing the calm appearance of the person in front of him, Jing Xinglan's body gradually relaxed.The man looked at Qiao Jing's calm eyes, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and his expression looked strangely gentle: "Interstellar martial arts?"

Qiao Jing paused, then nodded reluctantly: "Yes, Interstellar Martial Arts."

God knows how he combined these two unbeatable themes and compiled them into a complete story.

Too much brain cells.

Jing Xinglan sat down on the sofa again, stretched out his hand, patted the seat beside him, and said with a smile:

"Then I'll be all ears, Teacher Qiao."