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Yuan San and Ma Si, who got the "good tricks" from the magistrate, saw off his wife with a smile, turned their heads, pulled their faces down, and scolded the dog officer for being unscrupulous, and sent them away with one sentence, and took away the value. Qianjin's various jewelry, corals and rare treasures are simply stealing money!

But there is no way. At this time, the people do not fight with the officials. No matter how big their "business" is, the businessmen are still civilians. In the eyes of these officials, it is only because of their wealth that they are better than ordinary people. His status is just a little bit higher.

"Yuan Sanye, what should we do now?" Ma Si was born as a gangster, and even if he went ashore with a big business, he still spoke in a rough voice, with a bandit air in him, "I have also given gifts, and I have also found relationships. What's the result? It's better to be able to hear the sound when you hit the water!"

"...Not at all."

Yuan San's face was fair and feminine, many people rumored that he was a eunuch in the former court, but no one dared to say that in front of him, "That dog official is working in the government after all, it's not like we can't accept what he said. "

"Which sentence?"

Ma Si was stunned for a moment before he realized: "The one from some literati? What the hell is that good for?"

Yuan San glanced at Ma Si with some disgust. If his daughter hadn't insisted on taking a fancy to this rough son, he would have killed him a long time ago: "Don't you understand what he means? We both have a lot of money. But basically I don’t know any big characters, even if I scold my mother and scold Potian at home, I can’t hear Yan Heqing. But the poor scholars on the street are not only literate, but all of them are poor!”

Ma Si suddenly realized: "You mean, we can hire them to write articles to scold Yan Heqing? Wonderful!"

But soon he frowned again, obviously looking down on this kind of polite scolding between literati: "But just writing articles to scold people, it's so painless, does it work?"

"It doesn't matter whether it works or not, anyway, I have to let this bad breath out first!"

Yuan San gritted his teeth and said: "Let's hire dozens or even hundreds of them to publish articles in various newspapers. I don't believe that Yan Heqing can swear so many mouths! It's better to provoke him to self-identify and go to Then I-"

He and Ma Si looked at each other, both with sinister smiles on their faces.

In the middle and later stages of the serialization of "The Crossing of All Beings", along with the compact plot, readers became more and more anxious, more and more letters from newspapers, and many local newspapers published articles about this book. Review articles.

Xu Weixin didn't know when this trend started. Anyway, nowadays, as long as he can read and write, he has the courage to submit articles to the newspaper.Commenting on their novels serialized in the "Dongfang Beijing News", the appearance of Jian Jiangshan seems to be some dean-level literary master.

However, since Qiao Jing quoted those "gentlemen" who swear words in the letter, many people's jaws dropped, and Xu Weixin had no filter for these literati, he became clear about one thing: don't be envied They are mediocre, at least half of these scolders want to replace Yan Heqing with their own bodies!

But it's not good to always set a target like this, so Xu Weixin used this as an excuse to ask Xu Xiaoming to ask Qiao Jing for some manuscripts, just to divert the attention of these idlers.

Xu Xiaoming agreed.

He didn't expect to gain anything from this trip, but Qiao Jing was probably turned against by various criticism articles in the society recently. Not only did the young people not stop writing as they hoped, but they continued to write. It's like being pumped with chicken blood, and the super brain speed that has been trained in modern times has really exploded——

He is really three thousand days old!

When he received a thick stack of new manuscripts from Qiao Jing, and was even told that there were some short essays written by him, it is no exaggeration to say that Xu Xiaoming was trembling with excitement.

"Mr. Qiao," he looked at Qiao Jing with tears in his eyes, "please continue to maintain this level! I am so moved by your spirit of continuous writing!"

Qiao Jing looked at Xu Xiaoming who was so moved, his eyes drifted slightly.

If this speed is placed in modern times...

Readers will only knock on the bowl and wait for the change in the comment area, while saying that he is short, and by the way, roll up their sleeves and write a thousand-word fanfare.

But Xu Xiaoming didn't know how cute Qiao Jing was thinking about the editors and readers of the Republic of China in his mind. After taking the manuscript back, he immediately read the new articles eagerly in his seat, and handed them over to Xu Weixin for review. .

"Wonderful!"

Xu Weixin slapped his thigh, thinking that this short article not only perfectly satirizes those so-called "critics" who point out the country in the newspaper every day, but also makes them all angry, and even if he publishes this kind of subject matter, he doesn't have to worry about it , simply perfect!

"But the editor," Xu Xiaoming wondered, "There is no other place for new serialization in our novel column."

Due to Yan Heqing's influence, the number of authors who have contributed articles to their newspaper has been unprecedented recently. Xu Weixin has changed from wanting to come to invite people from the beginning to choosing and choosing.

"What's so difficult about this?" The editor-in-chief, who was smoking a cigar, glared at his incomprehensible nephew, "Yan Heqing is our current editor-in-chief! Do you understand what the editor-in-chief means? Anyway, next week The newspaper has not been printed yet, so it’s enough to reject those manuscripts with a slightly lower level?”

Xu Xiaoming rubbed his head, wondering: "This is not very good, uncle? My letter has already been sent."

"What's wrong..."

But Xu Weixin's voice became muffled as he spoke. He lowered his head and stared at the newspaper on the table for a few seconds, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "That's right! Xiaoming, you are right!"

He stood up abruptly, shaking the newspaper in his hand vigorously: "Our newspapers are in short supply now, and everyone is rushing to Yanheqing, but some hot-headed thorns need to be given some time to relax—— In this way, the serialization of "All Beings Crossing" will not be released next Monday, so let me put this short article first!"

Xu Xiaoming who just breathed a sigh of relief: "...ah???"

"Ah what, that's it!"

As Xu Weixin said, he read the satirical essay carefully again, and the smile on his face deepened as he read it. Finally, he couldn't help laughing loudly: "Yan Heqing, what a wonderful person!"

Although Qiao Jing didn't expect Xu Weixin to engage in such a showy operation during the serialization period, if he knew, he would definitely be able to react immediately. This is the most commonly used method in modern business——

Hunger marketing.

Xu Weixin is still a businessman in essence, and everything he does is aimed at increasing the sales of "Dongfang Beijing News", and perhaps a little personal idea is mixed in it.But everyone has selfishness. When it comes to matters of right and wrong, Xu Weixin's character still has nothing to say.

Therefore, Qiao Jing didn't care about his little tricks.

Anyway, he is just an author, as long as he is responsible for writing articles.

The new work he handed over to Xu Xiaoming this time, just from the title, one can feel a strong sense of irony——

Its title is "Untimely Birth".

The group of so-called "scholars" hired by Yuan San and the others have been naming names in newspapers and magazines for so long. Although Qiao Jing didn't take these real clowns to heart at all, he wasn't made of clay figurines either. No temper at all.

Therefore, he specially wrote this short article, in order to sarcastically satirize this group of jumping sour Confucianists.

Many of them openly clamored for Qiao Jing not to hide his head and show his tail, but to come out and confront them face to face, but of course he would not pay attention to those people's provocations with ulterior motives.Just like what the magistrate said, literati compete and kill without blood. For these people, verbal disputes are just a waste of energy, not to mention that Qiao Jing is not good at debating.

His most powerful weapon is still the pen in his hand.

In "Untimely Birth", he described a scholar from the former dynasty who studied hard from the age of eight and failed to pass the exam for decades. My hair was thin and gray in the exam, but I still didn't pass the exam.

Therefore, the scholar's mantra is "Born at the wrong time, born at the wrong time."

Finally, there was a year when the questions were easy, and I felt that I was sure of it, but before the results were announced——

Pop, the emperor has abdicated.

Xiucai was dumbfounded.The moment he heard the news, he rolled his eyes and passed out on the spot.

After waking up, he began to wail loudly in the room that he was not born at the right time, weeping so much that he was in pain, as if he was about to go to Beijing to fight for His Majesty in the next second.

But after all, Xiucai had no power to restrain the chicken, so he could only close the door of the room and be filled with righteous indignation for half a year. When the family could not open the pot, and his wife and children were starving to death, he "bear the humiliation" and stepped out of the threshold again. To make a living outside.

Obviously he doesn't have much fame, but he has the arrogance of a "student", and he refuses to participate in any "interview", thinking it is degrading.In the end, it was the old father-in-law who tried his best to ask someone to find a relationship, so he got him a job as a copywriter for the newspaper.

But on the first day of work, Xiucai was so angry that he looked at these "new thoughts" and "new ideas" in the newspaper, as well as the discussion about the proposal to recruit female students in a certain university. The country will not be the country, and was finally kicked out by people as crazy.

Not only did he not get any money, but he also went home hungry and despondent.

Faced with the sad eyes of his wife holding the child, he also insisted that he is Mr. Wuliu who "does not bend his waist for five buckets of rice", scolding his wife for being ignorant and manly, what is a momentary frustration?I was just born at an untimely time. Didn’t you see Jiang Taigong lived in seclusion until he became an official at the age of 72, and he still assisted Zhou Wang Anbang to stabilize the country and the world!

However, his wife just quietly asked him a question:

"There is no grain of rice at home, what's for the next meal?"

The scholar's face turned green and pale, and finally he gave his wife a hard look, scolded the woman for being short-sighted, and flung his sleeves back to the house.

But since then, he has also restrained himself a lot, earning some pocket money by copying big characters and writing couplets for others every day.With the help of his wife, life at home has gradually become better.

But Xiucai always felt that he was depressed, and once he had some extra money, he would go to the tavern and get drunk.The point is that he was drunk and went crazy, standing at the door of the tavern, catching each guest and scolding each other.

Others were inexplicably scolded and naturally felt annoyed.Some people are too lazy to argue with him, some have a bad temper, and beat him at the first hand, the scholar was beaten so badly that he couldn't get up on the ground, and was still moaning intermittently, talking incoherently, and couldn't hear clearly. This word is firmly engraved in my mind.

Over time, Xiucai became famous in the whole street, and the neighbors around him nicknamed him "Untimely".

A scholar feels ashamed, but only alcohol can temporarily anesthetize his nerves, so the more he is ridiculed, the more addicted he becomes; In the end, a vicious circle was formed.

After all, the wife couldn't take it anymore, and took advantage of the pawning of the family's belongings one night to go out to drink, and ran away with the child.

The scholar has no one to take care of him, and he has become more and more impoverished. He spends his days in taverns, dreaming and dreaming, and even borrows alcohol to beg for drinks when he has no money. The former "literati style" has been completely forgotten.

But maybe it was a turn of events. One night, he was paralyzed at the door of the tavern, swearing like crazy, suddenly a passing boss glanced at Xiucai, asked the people around him to take him home, and washed Xiucai. Hot meals.

When Xiucai woke up, she thought she had met Bole, was overjoyed, and was about to show off her skills, but the boss said that he had taken a fancy to his ability to swear, and hoped that he would bring someone to help him—to collect debts!

Xiucai was dumbfounded.

He looked at the group of his future "colleagues", all of them were green dragons on the left and white tigers on the right, full of stern faces, and looked at the golden gold bars placed by the boss on the mahogany table, swallowed, struggled for a second, and completely Abandoning the self-esteem that is not worth two taels of money, agreed to this condition.

From then on, the scholar transformed himself into the King of Hell that everyone feared.

Wherever he went, even the children on the street shouted "Come at the wrong time, come at the wrong time", and every family shut their doors.

And because Xiucai couldn't swear those "disgraceful" words when he was sober, he had to drink two or two drinks first every time he went out, and led a group of local hooligans to stagger and sit in front of the loan shark's house, staring at him. Cursing loudly with closed eyes——

Men call them "short-lived ghosts", women call them "sluts and whores", and scholars shout "I read the books into the dog's stomach", "Stupid as a pig, I vomited after reading it", in short, every kind of There are different ways of scolding, which can be said to be another kind of exportation.

But the most interesting thing is that Yan Heqing marked the quotation after the series of curse words this time, and specifically stated that he wrote this article only "from feeling, not targeting any gentlemen and gentlemen", which is completely murderous.

It is said that after the release of the "Dongfang Beijing News" that day, at least five or six readers developed symptoms such as angina pectoris and headache after reading it. Live with your mouth shut.

As for the misfortunes of these people, after Qiao Jing heard about it, he just smiled lightly:

Gentlemen, you are all commentators who worry about the country and the people, you are talents of pillars.

——Unfortunately, it's just that I was born at an untimely time.