Red Mansion is so good I want to cry

I thought of the version that the cowherd often married the Weaver Girl because he peeped at the Weaver Girl taking a bath and stole the Weaver Girl's clothes so that the Weaver Girl had to marry him.Everyone felt that Niulang's obscenity was really comparable to that of their nineteenth brother.

It seems that the marriage of their nineteenth brother was also a rogue.

"Every year on the Qixi Festival, the Cowherd carries him to the sky on the Sparrow Bridge to meet the Weaver Girl. Where is the Nineteenth Brother's Sparrow Bridge? It is also displayed for the older brothers to see and see."

Water source: ...

His daughter-in-law hates those that have wings and can fly, so let him catch sparrows and burn them for her to eat.

The sparrow was small, with its head and internal organs removed, and his daughter-in-law could eat four or five in one meal.

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However, it has always been a loser but not a loser, and unreasonable things can make Shui Yuan twist three points, so when he heard his seventh brother's words, Shui Yuan tilted his head and smiled maliciously at his seventh brother, "Seventh brother, I Got it. Are you implying that our mother is the queen mother who holds and beats mandarin ducks? Hehe, I will tell the mother to go back to the palace today. Say you..."

Shui Shen was taken aback by Shui Yuan's words, and then gave him an annoyed look.

This bastard really dares to say anything.

When did he mean it?Even his mother concubine Zhen Guifei once said that as long as she is far away and respectful to the queen, that's all.

A childless queen, he still hasn't taken it to heart.

However, if such words are passed on by someone with a heart, it will be a troublesome matter.Thinking of this, Shui Shen took a serious look at his brothers, and found that none of them took Shui Yuan's words as an arrow.

Seeing that his seventh brother was left speechless by him, Shui Yuan stretched out his hand and rubbed his fingers wretchedly at his seventh brother.After his seventh brother nodded helplessly, he let his seventh brother go, turned his head to greet the other brothers in the room, and then picked an empty seat and sat down.

"Ninth brother, what are you doing with our brothers all over this room? Are you imitating that sour scholar who wrote poems and prompted words? Don't be ridiculous, that scene is like a peacock courting a mate." While talking, Shui Yuan made a disgusted expression "Again, the brothers in our family can't compare with those scholars. Brothers, who of you has such leisure? If not, let's change rooms and stay."

Is it a lie that a scholar has studied hard for ten years in order to leap to the dragon's gate?

Although their princes have also read books for no less than ten years, the focus of their studies is definitely different from those scholars.

Another one, what Qushui Liushang is playing is a sentiment.The romantic and elegant things that the romantic people in the Wei and Jin Dynasties were able to do were not imitated by their brothers.

So since he can't play, it's serious to quickly change the room that made him think about sad things.

The Ninth Prince was annoyed by Shui Yuan's unkind words. He glanced at the other brothers, as if they were all watching his jokes. He suppressed the most real thoughts in his heart, and the Ninth Prince showed a gentle smile again, "Since Nineteenth Brother doesn't like it so much, that's all."

Ever since Shuiyuan set the brothers' tea party at the third prince's mansion, the princes had a tacit understanding of comparing each other.

The ex-emperor's seventh son, Shui Shen, got a group of dancers from the Western Regions to add to the fun at the banquet. Although Shui Yuan wanted to leave two of them on the spot, he sent someone to his wife to relieve the boredom.But I have to say that the deep water banquet was quite successful.

After that, the princes racked their brains to find a solution for the occasional gatherings, to suppress the brothers, and to prevent others from suppressing their own family.

Because of his image all the time, Shui Wen couldn't do anything too damaging to his image, so he listened to the staff in the mansion and asked him to build a tool for indoor curved water cups to please everyone.

I never thought that just when I was about to use it today, I was mercilessly criticized by Shui Yuan, and I was very annoyed in my heart.

However, the water source is not really without water.

Even the most knowledgeable among the princes, it is estimated that he will not be able to pass the Jinshi examination.

After all, there is a specialization in the arts, and they went to the Royal Party School to learn governance.And those scholars, according to the current words, are the process of ordinary college students applying for civil servants and applying for career programs.

One is to promulgate policies, and the other is to implement policies. Can the game be the same?

Now that my son is here, although Shui Yuan's words are not pleasant, the person who is angry is not just the person who was said to be Shui Wen.The water temperature generates the qi of the water source, but the other princes are just pretending that the qi and water temperature are too good to make a fool of everyone.

In fact, when they saw this thing, the princes sneered in their hearts.

Pretend, you really know how to pretend.

Did you ask your staff to memorize a lot of poems long ago, just waiting to overwhelm your brothers at this time?

The princes were delighted by Shuiyuan's slap in the face, so they didn't object when they heard Shuiwen's words, and when they followed Shuiwen out of the room, everyone was very cooperative.

All of a sudden, everyone came to another warm pavilion, and the banquets on the table had already been set up, so they took the seats according to the temperature of the water.

As soon as he was seated, Shui Yuan saw a Buddha jumping over the wall on the table, and immediately thought of his wife again.

Shui Wen looked at Shui Yuan's idiot, the corners of his eyes and brows were twitching non-stop.

I really don't want to admit that this is his brother.

This kind of virtue is really eye-catching.Thinking of the number of concubines, side concubines, and concubines in his backyard, if they were all like Shui Yuan, then he wouldn't have to do anything in a day, and spend 24 hours a day thinking about these women, maybe there is not enough time.

With this appearance, can he really live with only one woman in the future?

Although it was temporarily decided not to play Qushui Liushang, Shuiwen also prepared other programs.

Suddenly, two storytellers came to tell them stories.

Shui Yuan stuttered while eating Buddha Jumping Wall with a happy face and a troubled face, but what he thought in his heart was that the food was not as delicious as the one in his wife's yard.

Now that I have obtained the elixir, there are still some follow-up truths that have been found out by these princes one after another.Although there are at least ten years before ascending the throne, this does not prevent the princes from testing each other during the banquet.

When those temptations came and went, none of them guarded against the water source.

Because they all know that there is almost no possibility of a higher water source.

It's just that he is stingy and wants to die for money, and he only cares about his wife's good temper. As long as they have no brains, they won't choose him.

But in everyone's heart, if one day they really can't take the position, then they all hope that the person who takes the position is Shui Yuan.

At least the younger brother of Shui Yuan, they have never had any grudges.

It's a pity that the possibility of their father's brain getting water is as low as the possibility of water source being able to rise to the top.

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No matter how closely guarded they are at the gatherings of the princes, they can now clearly know who said what and who did what among them.

Seeing these sons so 'motivated', all kinds of joys, sorrows and joys float in my heart now.

Today, I also know that these sons are fighting fiercely in private. After all, he was not born as a prince, and his father is not the only son.

How he came to power, his sons are also experiencing his past.

Those things, he who has been here knows best.

If he wanted to save all his sons, he had no choice but the water source.

Thinking of the elixir that he has not yet eaten, now he feels that the draft in the spring of next year is bound to be won.

If the ancestor blesses him to have another son, then all his sons must be preserved.

just,

Now thinking of Jia Yuanchun's quarrel a few days ago, he lost interest in this kind of matter... Could it be that the newcomer enters the palace, and he has to go to the imperial hospital to prepare some medicine for the fun?

For a while, today's distress changed the channel again.

Now worrying about next year's draft, many girls in Beijing who have signed up are also worrying.

Others are irrelevant, but Wang Xifeng from the Wang family has to mention one more thing.

I'm afraid this girl's name won't be liked by the Empress Zhonggong.

It has been used by folks in Dragon and Phoenix Palaces since ancient times.

If the name Wang Xifeng is among the people, no matter how it is used, it will not hinder anyone.But if you want to enter the palace.Then this name, the word phoenix, is not appropriate.

As for her own name, even if Wang Xifeng didn't like it before, she will like it very much after she has to change it.

Wang Xifeng has been living here with Wang Ziteng for the past few years, learning the rules with Wang Xiluan, Wang Ziteng's daughter.

Wang Ziteng and his wife are both human beings, and they have long wanted to send their niece to the palace.

But he was afraid that his niece would resent them in the future, so he deliberately made it so that he would choose the one with the best conditions and the most exciting spirit among them to enter the palace.

After all, family connections and resources must be more powerful on one person than two.

Concentrating all the strength to protect a person has a higher success rate of climbing up.

So the two sisters Wang Xifeng and Wang Xiluan have been competing since they were young.

However, Wang Xifeng is a few years older than Wang Xiluan, and all the nuns and nuns who came out of the palace praised her as the top among the sisters.

So Wang Xifeng won the quota to enter the palace through her own efforts.

For this, Wang Xifeng is happy and proud. She is really like a phoenix, blooming her unique beauty at a young age.

Wang Xiluan was still too young, she didn't understand that her parents had no intention of letting her enter the palace to fight for her life.Otherwise, how could Wang Xifeng, a niece, have the chance to compete with her?

I really want to let her go, there is no need to fight with Ben, Wang Xifeng will not even have the chance to compete in the end.

"A fallen phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken, so let's call it Wang Xi chicken."

Wang Xiluan's nanny heard Wang Xiluan muttering so much, she glanced left and right, and then whispered a few words of advice to her.

"You are young, even if you enter the palace, you don't have to just look at this draft. You can't write two words of king in one stroke. There is a big girl leading you in front, so why do you have to be so sharp. She is better than you Entering the palace and gaining a firm foothold in the palace, if you offend her now, who knows if she will always hold grudges."

The most important thing is that as long as they are the confidants of the second room, they will understand that the second master and the second wife have never thought of letting their only daughter marry into the palace.

"Brother Ren is gone. You and the eldest girl are the closest sisters in our Wang family. Why don't you get along well with her so that we can have a companion together in the future." The most important thing is to wait for her to really be favored in the future. If a girl without real brothers wants to live well in her husband's house, she has to take advantage of her cousin in the palace.

It was once a regret of the Lin family that there was no male, but now it has become a hatred of the Wang family.

When Wang Xiluan heard the nanny say that again, she pursed her lips impatiently, turned around and lay down, and said nothing more.But her nanny knew she was listening.

Compared with those self-motivated families, here in Rongguo Mansion, the ups and downs of the outside world will always be isolated outside the second gate.

After the rumors passed, Rongguo Mansion returned to its former calm.

There are still ten days before New Year's Eve, but there is nothing at home that Jia Xiaoniu needs to be busy with.

So there was nothing to do at home, and Jia Xiaoniu would call Sister Shanglin and the fourth girl to her yard to admire the soft waist of the dancer from the Western Regions.

The two dancers from the Western Regions that Shuiyuan sent to Jia Xiaoniu were all very beautiful.Different from the appearance of women in the Central Plains, their profound five senses add a bit of exotic charm to them, which makes many little boys who have never seen the world look straight at them.

Jia Lian also lost his mind for a moment, but soon forgot about the two Western Region dancers.

The old lady died, and the second wife also knelt down to Mount Jiuhua.But Jia Lian still felt that as long as the second wife survived for a day, his mother's feud would not be avenged.

Also, he can't slack off, and can't let... his mother down.

Because it is approaching New Year's Eve, ethnology is also on holiday.Baoyu had more time to spare.

He is seven years old this year, and Daiyu is six years old. After this New Year's Eve, when Daiyu turns seven years old, even if they are cousins, it may not be so easy to meet each other.

Men and women's defense is the mainstream of this era, and Jia Min has been scared out of his wits because of Jia Xiaoniu's incident.How could she not learn her lesson and let her daughter be hurt again?

Moreover, after the new year is over and the first month is out, the Lin family will move out of Rongguo Mansion.

After all, it's not the case to live with your husband and children in your mother's house for a long time.

Jia Xiaoniu is an idler, the marriage is settled, and half of the dowry is prepared, and she doesn't need to take care of the remaining half.Therefore, she has nothing else to do except eat and drink.

Recently, she has developed a habit of constantly watching Jia Lian, Baoyu and Daiyu helping each other.

Baoyu and Daiyu often have similar shocking words, but Jia Lian and Daiyu also have a tacit understanding.

Looking at Jia Min again, I found that Jia Min seemed to like Jia Lian more, and the Jin family seemed to be closer to Baoyu.

Could this messy relationship be even more messy?

Jia Xiaoniu was very curious.

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In the boring days, Jia Xiaoniu not only developed the habit of observing, but also developed the habit of writing replies to the source of water.

As a fish, Jia Xiaoniu has never been able to understand her longing for people.

She would think of Water Source, but only when she was bored would she think of him.

So Shuiyuan sent one or two letters a day, saying that he was crazy about longing, which in Jia Xiaoniu's view was moaning, moaning without illness, and being idle.

Shui Yuan was not in the mood to reconcile accounts at the end of the year when his daughter-in-law was thinking about it, and he was a little thinner.

Because of a bad mood, the degree of torture of the water source has increased even more. In the end, the emperor was bothered by him, and he made a proverb that when the Jin family came to the palace to pay their respects during the New Year, he brought Jia Xiaoniu into the palace together. .

After Shui Yuan found out, he thanked his father a thousand times, and then jumped three feet high and rushed to the imperial dining room.

He had to get someone to cook something delicious for his wife.

The water source became busy, but the ears of others were quiet.

However, the imperial dining room was tossed enough by the water source. In the end, the chief eunuch of the imperial dining room couldn't take it anymore, so he found Dai Quan and asked Dai Quan to give him an idea.

What advice can Dai Quan give, this master is the youngest, who in the palace will not let him?

Even now, how indulgent they are to him.

No matter how impatient the princes are, they will have to bear it, let alone you.

In the end, Dai Quan looked at the face of the eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room so bitterly, so he gave him an idea, let him pick a few people, open a separate wing, let them toss with the water source, It's like the source of water is tossing in the big kitchen every day, missing the meals of the palaces.

Dai Quan came up with an idea and was about to leave, but when he left the imperial dining room, he found a young eunuch with a particularly winking look.After carefully looking at the young eunuch's appearance, and asking a few words about his conversation and background, Dai Quan left with a whisk.

Then within a few days, Dai Quan sent someone to call the little eunuch away, and it is said that he stayed by his side to serve him.

As a eunuch, with the identity of Dai Quan, it is quite normal to have a few little eunuchs around to wait on him. Others only envied the good luck of that little eunuch, but gradually let this matter go.

The end of the new year is approaching, who has functions to take care of other business?

The lively atmosphere of New Year's Eve in the capital.Firecrackers have been set off non-stop since Laba.

In this era, children from poor families could not afford firecrackers, so they usually cut bamboo harvested in autumn into small pieces and put them together to burn.When the bamboo slices are burning, there is also the sound of firecrackers.A group of children laughed and shouted around, very happy.

Far away from the capital, the fate is sometimes very similar.

Mrs. Wang and Jia Zheng brought the blessings of the people in the capital, followed by Jia Daishan's people, kneeling three times and kneeling in the direction of Jiuhua Mountain.The Xue family was waiting at the foot of Mount Wutai for Xue Pan to rush out of Tongren Lane and go home for the New Year.

Although it's a pity to lose the identity of the imperial merchant, but as a farmer, businessman, Father Xue at least bought a good background for his daughter before he died.

When Father Xue and his son "successful in studies" rushed to the capital, there was an elder brother who was a petty official, and with the dowry that Father Xue gave her, it was really too easy for Xue Baochai to marry a good family.

On New Year's Eve of this year, as the sun gradually set, Xue Baochai and Aunt Xue were extremely disappointed.

Their son/brother was left on the mountain again by the group of bald monks.

The mother and daughter spoke consoling words to each other, and they both cared about the promise that they would go to the monastery on the first day of the new year.

I pray for the blessing of Buddha, let my son/brother walk out of Tongren Lane as soon as possible.

Can't ask to go home...