non 'typical' big cats

"Mom, I'm back." Illumi first nodded and saluted Kiki, then glanced at Miji and Kurt, and finally rubbed Kiya's head with his hands.Qi Ya was so rubbed by those big hands that he didn't dare to move, he was as obedient as a frightened deer.

"Master Ilumi, just now, Master Miji has chosen the maid in the middle, and the remaining two are waiting for your choice." Ilumi looked this way at this moment, he was on me and the girl with a broken arm Each stayed for a few seconds, then pointed at me and said.

"That's it." Phew... He sighed in his heart, and finally got it done.I stepped forward and stood beside him, bowed down and saluted him very respectfully.

"Hello, Master Illumi, I'm Hero the maid." I'm going to work for this guy for 10 years from today, hehe... oh, and there's a damn maid course next.

"Yeah." Illumi looked at me and nodded, then disappeared at the end of the path. Watching him gradually go away, I really wanted to look up and laugh three times, ha, ha, ha... Damn it, I finally don't have to talk to Ilumi That face cramped a room!God knows that I can only sleep on a chair every day, and I almost sleep until I have developmental deformities!

The coquettish woman named Leila and I walked behind Wutong, the head of internal affairs. From tomorrow, we must pass a one-month professional course before we can follow the master, so we will temporarily live in the housekeeper's dormitory.

I didn't live with Leila, the local wealthy family was generous, and even the maids shared a room with each other.That night, I turned into a bird and flew out of the dormitory secretly and went straight to the top of the mountain. There has become a base for our secret tryst...cough, meeting.

"...Ah Choo!" Why didn't that guy Yilumi come? I sat in the sea of ​​stars and flowers and waited for him to come. There was a high cliff in front of me. There was a small dirt bag beside the cliff, where Ilumi was buried. grandma.

After a while, there was a very slight sound of wind blowing behind my ears, and I didn't turn my head to say a word.

"You came."

"Hmm." There was the sound of the blades of grass being compacted, and Illumi sat beside me, her waist-grown black hair gently fluttering with the wind and occasionally brushing the back of my hand.The two of us didn't speak for a while, just looked ahead quietly.

"Qi Ya is still very afraid of you." I said suddenly, but what I said had nothing to do with us.

"...Well." Now I can fully distinguish the emotion in Illumi's words, just like the moment he paused just now, I know he is confused, so what is the point of confusion?

"If this continues, he won't like you, and will only be more and more afraid of you." It's strange that in this abnormal big family, the next-generation Patriarch with the most talent for killing is actually the most normal one among them.

"I'm doing it for his own good. He just needs to listen to my father and me." Look, look, this is the operating system. I heard from Illumi that Kiqiu is also an operating system. Sure enough, this perverted extreme desire to control is hereditary...

"Kids in normal families don't want that."

"Our family is not a normal family." This sentence made me speechless, well... In fact, I am not qualified to say this at all, I am just a hard worker.

"Illumi...can you protect him for the rest of his life?" I don't have any special feelings for Qi Ya, I just envy him, pure envy.

Illumi didn't answer my words, and after a while he opened his mouth to tell a story about him, something that happened during his childhood.

"When I was 6 years old, I didn't go home directly after a mission. Instead, I went to a nearby small town to secretly watch other people's children play. At that time, I picked up a thin stray dog. I took it secretly. Hiding in the garden, but Dad found it that night." He paused for a second before continuing.

"Dad asked me to kill it. I resisted very much at the time, but when I got the puppy back from him, it was already dying. The stomach was almost completely cut, and the intestines flowed out. That's how I still didn't let go, until it was on the sidelines. The mother found out that a compressed time bomb had been pre-placed in the dog's stomach..."

"You..." I looked at him nervously, but immediately remembered that I didn't find any obvious scars on his body before.

"I'm not hurt. Mom pushed me away before the explosion." Illumi let out a breath and turned his head to me. There was no ups and downs in his calm voice, only the tumbling darkness appeared in the depths of his eyes .

"Mom's eyes were injured by the explosion and her face was disfigured. What you see now is only the effect of repairing her eyes. Her eyes were too damaged... Although she recovered her appearance, her eyesight continued to decline year by year until last year. Total blindness can only be replaced by electronic eyes."

"So...you don't need friends to beat the enemy's Hakka..." Innocence, compassion, friendship...these are destined to have nothing to do with this family. Although they are all powerful killers, they are also the loneliest people in the world.

"You don't know about these Qi Ya, you guys... just overprotect him." I put my legs together and straightened my bangs with my hands. At this moment, my heart was so turbulent that I couldn't tell whether it was envy or some other emotions. I just know that I feel a little depressed and a little helpless.

Illumi looked at the little dirtbag on the cliff in front of him and remained silent. After a while, he stood up and prepared to leave. Before he left, he told me that he would take a long trip tomorrow, and this time he would not be able to see each other for at least half a month.

"Understood." I waved my hand casually and watched him go, and only put my chin back on my knee when he walked away and added softly.

"Be careful, idiot." What's the difference between Illumi and I...I know, but I don't want to go into it right now, because there are some things...we can't afford them.

"Ring, ring, ring!!" The ear-piercing alarm clock rang deafeningly at the head of the bed. I stretched out my hand and swept it to the ground, and yawned... Sometimes it's really inconvenient without Illumi's natural alarm clock, I glanced at the pile of alarm clock parts on the ground that turned into wreckage in seconds, got up resignedly, dressed and washed.

When I appeared in the lobby in that awkward maid outfit, I saw Leila and Wutong waiting inside.

"Sorry, it's a bit late." I stuck out my tongue, naughty and cute little girls are often easier to be taken care of, but this trick obviously doesn't work with that old-fashioned Wutong, I saw him help the bridge of his nose after listening to me The lens surface does not change color.

"Being late for 2 minutes and 30 seconds, cancel dinner, and go to cell No. 5 to receive the punishment in the evening." Fuck, Illumi, I blamed you wrongly. It turns out that you are not Zhou Papi. I only found out how merciful you are after you left... TAT Although he has been forced to owe countless debts, at least he will still give him food.

I pouted and followed Wutong to the training room, and Leila next to me was still covering her mouth and snickering, hum.The three of them walked into a spacious room, looking at rows of neat cooking tables...

"Your first class is cooking and poison-pharmaceuticals." I couldn't help but twitch the corners of my mouth, and only the Dadi Hakka will teach these two together, but I'm a cook who can only make desserts Scum, if you add a little □ at the same time... Wang Tian rolled his eyes, God bless those who try it will not be poisoned to death immediately.

A well-dressed aunt in a lace maid outfit came to the front of the stage, raised her arm as thick as my thigh and put it on her waist, holding a bag of flour and a small bottle of poison in her hand and said to us both .

"Today's class is to teach you how to cook 3 dishes. The qualified requirement is to add different levels of mixed poisons and medicines while achieving the color, fragrance and taste. Girls, please work hard!" This aunt didn't know that she was smiling really Is it fake... Shouldn't she be in charge of the punishment in the evening?I looked at the various ingredients on the table with a bitter face, and mourned for my dark future early.

"Hero, please don't substitute baking soda for flour."

"Hero, that's not soy sauce, put it down!"

"Hero! How many times do I have to say that's sugar and not salt!!"

"Hero!" "Hero!!" "Hero——!!"

"... Put down that egg in your hand, let me do it..." The strong aunt covered her face and surrendered. It seems that it will be difficult for me to fail the cooking class. Fortunately, I got full marks in poison-pharmaceutical... Haha.

Indus might not be at ease on the first day of class, so he didn't rush to leave at the beginning of the cooking class, but when the first small explosion happened on my side, he disappeared, and he didn't reappear until the end of the class.The aunt whispered a few words in his ear, and then I saw that the nasolabial folds between his brows deepened.

"I didn't expect your cooking skills to be worse than mine. You are miserable. I heard that Wutong is not easy to deal with." Leila muttered next to me, but I gave him a stare. How amazing is it to cook?My wife can also make desserts!

"Come with me." I followed Wutong out of the room, and at the end I got a sad smile from my aunt, and I put a finger in my heart, and I walked forward with my head held high.

I didn't expect the second class to be...a culture class!Ahhhhh-! !Who can hear the scream of my inner villain Guoben!

"Director Wutong, please stop." Wutong looked back at me after being stopped by me, and his serious face looked even more unhappy.

"I would like to apply for private tutoring for this course." I remembered that Illumi said yes, so I stupidly applied to the superior with a smile on my face.

"I refuse. Private training is only for young masters alone. There has never been a precedent for servants to apply for it." Wow... My glass heart shattered to the ground, and I was the one who brought shame upon myself... Yilumi wait.

The classroom for the culture class is a large room similar to a library. I glanced at it and found that apart from the neatly arranged bookshelves from the first to the third floors, it can accommodate at least 500 people at the same time. How many study rooms does the Hakka have?

"Welcome to you. I am a teacher of culture class. My name is Aiwen." To my surprise, it was a young man who walked out instead of an old man. I saw this man with long gray hair in a ponytail and wearing a With a pair of silver-rimmed eyes, he looks elegant.

"In the next month's course, you will be required to master at least two foreign languages ​​other than the common language. The range is very wide. You can think about it first and then choose two you like." I feel that I am a relatively easy-to-talk person, I While Leila was wandering around and thinking about which language to learn, she sneaked up to the young man and said shyly.

"Teacher, my lingua franca is not very good...can we study together?" Who can refuse such a cute loli's request?No, so Irwin gave a very loving answer in exchange.

"Okay, then can you tell me where the common language is not good enough?"

"Hmm... I can't read all the characters... not very well."

"...Eh? What's the approximate range?" Believe me, this person's tone has already begun to waver.

"Uh... all..."

"..." I can only say that I can't write, and I can't even understand the text at all. Perhaps this is indeed the biggest challenge for Aiwen since he taught, because he was stunned for 2 minutes after I finished speaking.Of course, he still touched my head and smiled and said it was okay, but I always felt that he was crying inside.Well, it is indeed a little bit more difficult for an illiterate person to learn three languages ​​in one month.

The author has something to say: Did this chapter hit your jokes? =V= If not, my joke is too cold,, haha,,