non 'typical' big cats
Chapter 3 You Are a Treacherous Cat
I always feel sleepy after being a cat because Illumi won't let me get close let alone go to bed, so I'll just curl up in a ball on the upholstered chair.After sleeping for 8 hours in a row, he opened the door and went out. I opened my eyelids and looked at the closed door, and cursed a brat.
The feeling of being on all fours is really novel. I pouted my buttocks and stretched a typical cat-like lazy waist. I decided to "look for food" on my own. .
"Hey." After the white light passed, the little milk cat with black fur and white claws instantly turned into the most ordinary little tit, but the white feathers of this bird were a bit eye-catching.
I raised my feet and walked a few steps and flapped my wings a few times. Although the fur color is not as satisfactory, a bird should not be suspected even if it appears in front of people, oh yes... this appearance can't make Illumi See, I have to keep a hand.
"Ah... I'm starving to death." I opened my mouth and spit out the chirping sound of a bird. I flapped my wings desperately and pushed my mouth against the latch of the bedroom window and sneaked out through the crack.
Flapping my wings was a little unskilled at first, I flew crookedly for a while, I looked around, and soon I got lost in this ridiculously big home, you know, before I set out on missions, my younger brother would have done it in advance...cough, prepare good map.
Not to mention the kitchen, I didn't even see a maid all the way. With a hungry belly, I felt my eyeballs were glowing green... until I came to a rather gloomy room door.I know there's someone behind, but... a kid?After the door was opened, it was not completely closed, so I flew in through the gap relying on the size of a bird.
I saw a row of seats from high to low on the left side of the empty room in Nuoda. The familiar connecting wires and buttons made me feel a little awkward. Looking to the right, I found the child.He was hanging by the wall with his upper body naked, and there was a cute little face on his mottled welts.
"Hey, this whip is really good." I knew that the other party couldn't understand but I was still used to 'speaking in human language', and the child opened his eyes when he flew to a distance of about 1 meter.
A piece of pure blue... is the color I like, and it fell on his shoulder tentatively. His expressionless face just stared at me without saying a word. After a while, he seemed to confirm something and then used a milky The childish voice said to me.
"Your hair is white, how strange." I thought he was a quiet child, but I didn't expect this kid to talk to himself in a long-winded manner to a bird.
"Did you fly in from outside?"
"Did you see Sanmao? It's that super big watchdog."
"How did you get in here, didn't the housekeepers find out?" At the beginning, the topic only revolved around the bird, and gradually turned into his complaints and complaints.
"Daddy hurts me so much..." What?Was this injury drawn by his own father?I tilted my head to look at him, but I didn't find any trace of sadness on the latter's face at all.
"But it's much better than big brother, at least you can cry out for pain." This family is really strange...I thought to myself.
"I told my mother that Mi Ji can't sit in an electric chair with more than 200 million volts. That fat man's physique is not good at all."
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
"Hey, Xiaobai..." When did I even decide on the name... I wanted to protest loudly, but I opened my beak to think about it and gave up.
"I went on a mission for the first time a few days ago... I killed someone." The silver-haired little boy who didn't shed a single tear even after being beaten like this had a glint of water in his big blue eyes drooping at this moment.
"..." In addition to the inexplicable sadness, the boy showed a little bewilderment on his face, as if he wanted to express his truest thoughts in this empty and deserted cell, but unfortunately, there was only one he didn't know where to hit. Come small tits.
"...it doesn't feel good to dig out the heart, it's hot and sticky... kind of disgusting." The boy made a nauseous grimace when he said this.
"Did you know that my mother actually said that I am the most talented killer among the children of this generation, ha!" The boy sneered as if mocking himself, and suddenly said coldly.
"It's fine if the person you like can't do that kind of thing."
"... No one would like it." I said softly, and suddenly realized that this child just needs someone to talk to. This family... seems a bit deserted.
I flapped my wings and kicked my feet, and I flew into the air as soon as I took off, intending to solve my own food and clothing problems first.
"Hey, don't go!" Suddenly a gust of wind hit, and I was caught by a pair of warm little hands when I was completely unprepared.
Turning back with a stiff bird head, the kid who was hanging in the air just now had already broken free from the iron chain on his left wrist, which was almost as thick as his forearm, and that left hand was the one that 'attacked' me halfway.
"Hey, Xiaobai~ From today on, you can be my pet!" Ganqing is not trapped here at all, and his strange power... please!If you can break free so easily, why did you choose to hang here for so long? !
I really don't want to be held in the hands of a three-headed kid obediently like a white-haired chicken.You ask me why?Hehe, that's because...
"Kiya, what are you doing?"
"Big, big brother..." Douding, who was also terrified, immediately grabbed my hands and put his hands behind his back, but I must have been discovered by someone.
"Mom is looking for you everywhere, let you go there quickly." Illumi's clear and youthful voice echoed in my ears, and my heart, which is at most the size of a fingernail, is beating almost 120...
"...I'll go right away." Qi Ya pretended to be calm and nodded, his old-fashioned look was not at all like a child who was only about 4 years old.
"Yeah." Black-Cat's Eye turned around and returned to its original position, and a second before turning around and closing the door, Illumi suddenly turned sideways and said to the tense Qi Ya.
"Qi Ya, I once said that keeping pets is forbidden at home." While listening to Illumi's "serious" education of my younger brother, I couldn't help curling my lips in disdain.
"Brother, I know." Fuck... My body hurts so much from being squeezed, are you going to crush me to death... I slapped his fingers with the yellow beak, and finally breathed again before I was almost suffocated to the air.
"Huh... I was scared to death." After Illumi left, this kid named Qiya wiped the sweat from his forehead, and the white feathers on my body also became wet from the sweat of his hands. See Come on, he is really afraid of Illumi.
"If the elder brother finds out... Hey! Come back to me!" As soon as his hand was relaxed, I tried my best to break free and slipped out of the door with flapping wings. Who wants to continue playing with you little bean?My old lady is starving to death!
Halfway through the flight, I thought it was wrong. If that Illumi guy suspected me... Why is it so difficult for TAT to eat a meal... So he turned around and flew back and forth with a guilty conscience... Don't worry about the direction, just in case you accidentally 'pass by' In the kitchen... Cough, at least you can fill your stomach by the way.
Maybe I was very lucky. I finally found Illumi's room before I was almost too hungry to fly. Don't ask me how I found it... Although I don't have an antenna, at least I still have a nose =-= Although the fragrant citrus scent on Illumi's long hair is very weak, but because I like this smell very much, I remembered it. I didn't expect the shit land to come in handy at this time.
"Ah, you're still in the room." The black-haired boy with an 'innocent' face pushed the door into the room, holding a plate of...eggs, cakes?Walked in and saw me sitting on a chair like a hungry rag.
"...so hungry, Illumi." I know you kid is deceiving me, I won't fall for it!Although I thought so in my heart, I just couldn't help my eyes follow the plate in his hand.Up and down, left up and left down, right up and down right down... After he used that plate of food to lure me to do cervical spine exercises almost twice, this guy finally seemed to realize something, and then said something very embarrassing.
"Do you want to eat cake?" My heart was already swearing, but my 'sincere' face was still filled with a sincere smile like a spring breeze and I nodded by the way.
"Actually, I went back to the room once just now, but I didn't see you." The piece of cake was still lying on the plate in Illumi's hand, but for some reason, after hearing him say that, I suddenly lost my appetite and became nervous... This kid , too treacherous.
"..." Sure enough, after another 2 minutes of stalemate with my unchanged smiling face, he suddenly shrugged his shoulders as if he was relieved, and then walked forward and finally put the plate of cake on the table.
“我骗你的。不过你没有说谎真是太好了,揍敌客家做生意最讲信誉,我也不喜欢和爱说谎的人打交道呢。”被诈得已经无力吐槽的我翻了个大大的He rolled his eyes, and then unceremoniously took the plate, picked up the fork, and poked at the delicious and tempting cake.
It took a few seconds to solve a large piece of cake. I touched my soft stomach and sighed that my body has become smaller. Sure enough, my stomach has also shrunk, which is convenient.
"I am full?"
I nodded when I heard Illumi say that, I felt a little drowsy after eating, and by the way, Illumi's handsome face also looked pleasing to the eye.
"Then let's discuss about future board and lodging expenses."
"... Huh?" Forgive me for being so impolite, but after a child who was only '10 years old' was 'abducted' by this 15-year-old boy semi-forcibly, this guy actually dared to ask me for room and board? !
"Accommodation fee is 20 renminbi a day, and three meals are 30 renminbi a day." Yilumi stretched out a finger and told me the price expressionlessly, which made me really dumbfounded.
"...Then I don't live in yours and don't eat yours, can't I?" I evasively avoided discussing prices with him, because I didn't want him to find out that I didn't know anything about prices in this world.
"I've said it, from today you are mine." As if he had finally noticed the reluctance in my eyes, he pointed his cheek with his index finger and looked at me cutely and said.
"Well...if you really don't want to, forget it, but then I don't need to give you the antidote." Patience won him and he got up and walked to the bathroom at the back. I suddenly realized that something was wrong and hurried to stop him.
"Illumi, wait! What is the antidote you mentioned?!"
"Oh that..." He turned to look at me while holding one hand on the bathroom doorknob.
"Each meal of beating the enemy's Hakka is added with different types of poison to increase drug resistance. The piece of dessert you ate just now belongs to 'my' dessert, which should be 'very poisonous' according to its level. Right, didn't I tell you before?" He looked at me innocently with a expressionless cat face, and immediately gave me the urge to take off his leather shoes and throw him in the face...
The author has something to say: The big black cat is a black-bellied cat, and the heroine can't beat him haha.
Now the heroine has not yet developed her mind power, so you can guess what department she is from.
The feeling of being on all fours is really novel. I pouted my buttocks and stretched a typical cat-like lazy waist. I decided to "look for food" on my own. .
"Hey." After the white light passed, the little milk cat with black fur and white claws instantly turned into the most ordinary little tit, but the white feathers of this bird were a bit eye-catching.
I raised my feet and walked a few steps and flapped my wings a few times. Although the fur color is not as satisfactory, a bird should not be suspected even if it appears in front of people, oh yes... this appearance can't make Illumi See, I have to keep a hand.
"Ah... I'm starving to death." I opened my mouth and spit out the chirping sound of a bird. I flapped my wings desperately and pushed my mouth against the latch of the bedroom window and sneaked out through the crack.
Flapping my wings was a little unskilled at first, I flew crookedly for a while, I looked around, and soon I got lost in this ridiculously big home, you know, before I set out on missions, my younger brother would have done it in advance...cough, prepare good map.
Not to mention the kitchen, I didn't even see a maid all the way. With a hungry belly, I felt my eyeballs were glowing green... until I came to a rather gloomy room door.I know there's someone behind, but... a kid?After the door was opened, it was not completely closed, so I flew in through the gap relying on the size of a bird.
I saw a row of seats from high to low on the left side of the empty room in Nuoda. The familiar connecting wires and buttons made me feel a little awkward. Looking to the right, I found the child.He was hanging by the wall with his upper body naked, and there was a cute little face on his mottled welts.
"Hey, this whip is really good." I knew that the other party couldn't understand but I was still used to 'speaking in human language', and the child opened his eyes when he flew to a distance of about 1 meter.
A piece of pure blue... is the color I like, and it fell on his shoulder tentatively. His expressionless face just stared at me without saying a word. After a while, he seemed to confirm something and then used a milky The childish voice said to me.
"Your hair is white, how strange." I thought he was a quiet child, but I didn't expect this kid to talk to himself in a long-winded manner to a bird.
"Did you fly in from outside?"
"Did you see Sanmao? It's that super big watchdog."
"How did you get in here, didn't the housekeepers find out?" At the beginning, the topic only revolved around the bird, and gradually turned into his complaints and complaints.
"Daddy hurts me so much..." What?Was this injury drawn by his own father?I tilted my head to look at him, but I didn't find any trace of sadness on the latter's face at all.
"But it's much better than big brother, at least you can cry out for pain." This family is really strange...I thought to myself.
"I told my mother that Mi Ji can't sit in an electric chair with more than 200 million volts. That fat man's physique is not good at all."
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
"Hey, Xiaobai..." When did I even decide on the name... I wanted to protest loudly, but I opened my beak to think about it and gave up.
"I went on a mission for the first time a few days ago... I killed someone." The silver-haired little boy who didn't shed a single tear even after being beaten like this had a glint of water in his big blue eyes drooping at this moment.
"..." In addition to the inexplicable sadness, the boy showed a little bewilderment on his face, as if he wanted to express his truest thoughts in this empty and deserted cell, but unfortunately, there was only one he didn't know where to hit. Come small tits.
"...it doesn't feel good to dig out the heart, it's hot and sticky... kind of disgusting." The boy made a nauseous grimace when he said this.
"Did you know that my mother actually said that I am the most talented killer among the children of this generation, ha!" The boy sneered as if mocking himself, and suddenly said coldly.
"It's fine if the person you like can't do that kind of thing."
"... No one would like it." I said softly, and suddenly realized that this child just needs someone to talk to. This family... seems a bit deserted.
I flapped my wings and kicked my feet, and I flew into the air as soon as I took off, intending to solve my own food and clothing problems first.
"Hey, don't go!" Suddenly a gust of wind hit, and I was caught by a pair of warm little hands when I was completely unprepared.
Turning back with a stiff bird head, the kid who was hanging in the air just now had already broken free from the iron chain on his left wrist, which was almost as thick as his forearm, and that left hand was the one that 'attacked' me halfway.
"Hey, Xiaobai~ From today on, you can be my pet!" Ganqing is not trapped here at all, and his strange power... please!If you can break free so easily, why did you choose to hang here for so long? !
I really don't want to be held in the hands of a three-headed kid obediently like a white-haired chicken.You ask me why?Hehe, that's because...
"Kiya, what are you doing?"
"Big, big brother..." Douding, who was also terrified, immediately grabbed my hands and put his hands behind his back, but I must have been discovered by someone.
"Mom is looking for you everywhere, let you go there quickly." Illumi's clear and youthful voice echoed in my ears, and my heart, which is at most the size of a fingernail, is beating almost 120...
"...I'll go right away." Qi Ya pretended to be calm and nodded, his old-fashioned look was not at all like a child who was only about 4 years old.
"Yeah." Black-Cat's Eye turned around and returned to its original position, and a second before turning around and closing the door, Illumi suddenly turned sideways and said to the tense Qi Ya.
"Qi Ya, I once said that keeping pets is forbidden at home." While listening to Illumi's "serious" education of my younger brother, I couldn't help curling my lips in disdain.
"Brother, I know." Fuck... My body hurts so much from being squeezed, are you going to crush me to death... I slapped his fingers with the yellow beak, and finally breathed again before I was almost suffocated to the air.
"Huh... I was scared to death." After Illumi left, this kid named Qiya wiped the sweat from his forehead, and the white feathers on my body also became wet from the sweat of his hands. See Come on, he is really afraid of Illumi.
"If the elder brother finds out... Hey! Come back to me!" As soon as his hand was relaxed, I tried my best to break free and slipped out of the door with flapping wings. Who wants to continue playing with you little bean?My old lady is starving to death!
Halfway through the flight, I thought it was wrong. If that Illumi guy suspected me... Why is it so difficult for TAT to eat a meal... So he turned around and flew back and forth with a guilty conscience... Don't worry about the direction, just in case you accidentally 'pass by' In the kitchen... Cough, at least you can fill your stomach by the way.
Maybe I was very lucky. I finally found Illumi's room before I was almost too hungry to fly. Don't ask me how I found it... Although I don't have an antenna, at least I still have a nose =-= Although the fragrant citrus scent on Illumi's long hair is very weak, but because I like this smell very much, I remembered it. I didn't expect the shit land to come in handy at this time.
"Ah, you're still in the room." The black-haired boy with an 'innocent' face pushed the door into the room, holding a plate of...eggs, cakes?Walked in and saw me sitting on a chair like a hungry rag.
"...so hungry, Illumi." I know you kid is deceiving me, I won't fall for it!Although I thought so in my heart, I just couldn't help my eyes follow the plate in his hand.Up and down, left up and left down, right up and down right down... After he used that plate of food to lure me to do cervical spine exercises almost twice, this guy finally seemed to realize something, and then said something very embarrassing.
"Do you want to eat cake?" My heart was already swearing, but my 'sincere' face was still filled with a sincere smile like a spring breeze and I nodded by the way.
"Actually, I went back to the room once just now, but I didn't see you." The piece of cake was still lying on the plate in Illumi's hand, but for some reason, after hearing him say that, I suddenly lost my appetite and became nervous... This kid , too treacherous.
"..." Sure enough, after another 2 minutes of stalemate with my unchanged smiling face, he suddenly shrugged his shoulders as if he was relieved, and then walked forward and finally put the plate of cake on the table.
“我骗你的。不过你没有说谎真是太好了,揍敌客家做生意最讲信誉,我也不喜欢和爱说谎的人打交道呢。”被诈得已经无力吐槽的我翻了个大大的He rolled his eyes, and then unceremoniously took the plate, picked up the fork, and poked at the delicious and tempting cake.
It took a few seconds to solve a large piece of cake. I touched my soft stomach and sighed that my body has become smaller. Sure enough, my stomach has also shrunk, which is convenient.
"I am full?"
I nodded when I heard Illumi say that, I felt a little drowsy after eating, and by the way, Illumi's handsome face also looked pleasing to the eye.
"Then let's discuss about future board and lodging expenses."
"... Huh?" Forgive me for being so impolite, but after a child who was only '10 years old' was 'abducted' by this 15-year-old boy semi-forcibly, this guy actually dared to ask me for room and board? !
"Accommodation fee is 20 renminbi a day, and three meals are 30 renminbi a day." Yilumi stretched out a finger and told me the price expressionlessly, which made me really dumbfounded.
"...Then I don't live in yours and don't eat yours, can't I?" I evasively avoided discussing prices with him, because I didn't want him to find out that I didn't know anything about prices in this world.
"I've said it, from today you are mine." As if he had finally noticed the reluctance in my eyes, he pointed his cheek with his index finger and looked at me cutely and said.
"Well...if you really don't want to, forget it, but then I don't need to give you the antidote." Patience won him and he got up and walked to the bathroom at the back. I suddenly realized that something was wrong and hurried to stop him.
"Illumi, wait! What is the antidote you mentioned?!"
"Oh that..." He turned to look at me while holding one hand on the bathroom doorknob.
"Each meal of beating the enemy's Hakka is added with different types of poison to increase drug resistance. The piece of dessert you ate just now belongs to 'my' dessert, which should be 'very poisonous' according to its level. Right, didn't I tell you before?" He looked at me innocently with a expressionless cat face, and immediately gave me the urge to take off his leather shoes and throw him in the face...
The author has something to say: The big black cat is a black-bellied cat, and the heroine can't beat him haha.
Now the heroine has not yet developed her mind power, so you can guess what department she is from.
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