non 'typical' big cats

(The following episode is changed to God's perspective)

Three days before a certain April Fool's Day a few years later——

"Ugh..." Shiro, holding the trash can at his feet and vomited bile, took the paper towel handed by the maid beside him and wiped his mouth, then continued to eat the nutrition, nutrition, and meal in front of him expressionlessly. .

A few seconds later, there was a sharp scratching sound from Hero's plate, which made all the eating actions of beating up the enemy guests pause for a second. After a while, Shiro picked up the napkin, wiped his mouth, said 'I'm full' and walked out.

"Xiba." Grandpa Jeno had two blue veins on his forehead, he cast a reproachful glance at his son, and the latter put down the knife and fork in his hand at the same time and replied.

"...Illumi will be back in three days." Sheba felt very wronged in her heart. Before Kiqiu gave birth, she never had any kind of 'antepartum depression'.

"Father, I think it's better not to give Xi Luo... sister-in-law that nutritious meal." Kiqiu went out today, and Mi Chi, who was rarely willing to move from the room to the restaurant, suggested to Shiba while munching on the barbecue on the plate.

"That nutritious meal looks terrible." Shiba, who was in a dilemma, pinched the bridge of his nose with his hands, because Illumi is often not at home due to the increase in business volume recently, and Kiqiu has recently become obsessed with cooking for his daughter-in-law. All kinds of 'nutritious meals', to be honest, even if he saw the colorful meals with clear soup and little water, he would have no appetite.

"...Hero just misses big brother." Kurt, who looks the most well-behaved and sensible, is still wearing a simple and elegant women's kimono. After eating, he wiped his mouth with a napkin gracefully, and then bowed to his father and grandpa. Turn around and leave.

At this time, Shiro was sitting alone in the garden with an 8-month-old belly basking in the sun. The warm afternoon sun made her squint her eyes.I heard that Illumi will be back in three days, so I count the days when I am pregnant... This guy basically never stays at home for a full week, and not only prevents her from going out with him on the grounds that she is not easy to move because she is pregnant, And he also indulged her mother-in-law to make so-called nutritious meals for her.

"Baby... Let's play a game with Dad, shall we?" Shiro touched his belly, which was so big that he couldn't see the tops of his feet. Zi Ponian said that it might be twins, but Shiro didn't mind if it was one or two, She only knew that people would vomit up to 3 months pregnant, but she vomited for a full 8 months and it didn't end. Sure enough, that guy Illumi had premeditated it at the beginning, maybe he secretly pierced a hole in the condom that led to this time. unwanted pregnancy.

There are a few shallow stretch marks on both sides of the belly. Hiro touched the round belly with the palm of her hand, and suddenly felt her palm was kicked hard. She raised the corner of her mouth and smiled and continued talking to herself.

"That's it, it's settled~" Hero, with a smirk flashing in his eyes, was looking forward to Illumi's return in three days, and she would give him a surprise.

Illumi arrived home late at night on the night before April Fool's Day. In order not to disturb his sleeping wife, he skillfully opened the window and entered the room. After a quick rinse in the bathroom, he changed his clothes and walked into the bedroom. When Hero was sleeping soundly under the quilt, his inorganic black eyes suddenly flashed a trace of tenderness, and the slightly raised corners of his mouth represented the satisfaction and softness in the man's heart at this time. He gently lifted the quilt with his hands and slipped into Entering, he took the woman's shoulders from behind and put his arm gently on her raised waist, feeling the heartbeat under his palm, he gradually closed his eyes.

The next morning—

When Illumi woke up, he suddenly felt that the touch of his hand was a bit strange. Although Hero also had quite firm and elastic muscles... but the hardness felt in the palm of his hand at this time obviously did not belong to a woman!

"... Hisoka?!" Illumi, who was expected to have a paralyzed face, was also taken aback by the scene at this moment. He quickly let go of his arm around the opponent's waist, then sat up and walked away from the opponent with a puzzled expression. The face shifts to the lower abdomen…

The protruding belly is so big that it droops slightly, but if these are installed on a muscular man...and the object is Hisoka, it is enough to make anyone feel horrified!

"Hero, stop playing." Illumi put his forehead on one hand and tried to get close to Hisoka with the other, but he was slapped away by the other side in the next second.

"Who played with you, I was Hisoka." 'He' sat up with a serious face, and then a mist filled his eyes instantly, and he was aggrieved with this very evil face Xidi said to Illumi.

"I was Hisoka." 'He' repeated it again, seeing that Illumi didn't refute, so he continued.

"Although you were the first to fall in love with that Hero, I was the one who married you from the beginning of your relationship to the end. You...didn't you find out? Now that the child is about to be born, I don't want to hide it from you anymore." Xi Luo's ability to tell lies is getting better and better, and now even Illumi can't easily tell whether she's telling the truth or not, but...

"Oh, that's how it is." I saw Illumi showing a sudden realization expression, he tapped his left palm with his right fist and seemed to have completely believed what 'Hisuo' said, and at the same time got up very calmly and walked to the bathroom go.

"...Hey! Didn't you say anything?!" Illumi heard the roar of dissatisfaction behind him, he turned back expressionless and leaned over to pick up the burly man on the bed, then continued to walk to the bathroom , as for the 'Siso' lying in his arms, he was carried into the bathroom with a twitching face.

Although Illumi kept a calm face, everyone, including the butler and maids, were stunned when he stepped into the restaurant with the tall and big-bellied 'Siso'.

"Brother?!" The fat Miji was the first to jump up from his seat, he pointed at the man next to Illumi with shaking fingers, and then turned his gaze to the latter's swollen belly...

"... That's it, I'm done explaining." Illumi, who took out the reason of 'Hisso' in the morning and repeated it, calmly began to enjoy the hot breakfast in front of him after speaking.

“啊啊啊——！！亲爱的！！”受到严重刺激的基裘整个电子眼都变成了杂乱的线条，只见她又开始不停尖叫，而她身边的席巴则陷入了沉默。If you look carefully, you can see that Shiba's always fierce vertical pupils are a little dull at this time, because even he is impressed by Illumi's terrifying Hero is Hisoka, and Hisoka is Hero, so Hisoka = The fact that he beat the enemy's parent's daughter-in-law and is about to give birth to a grandson for the family is a hard blow.

"Cough..." Jie Nuo had two blue veins on his forehead, if it wasn't really indecent, he really wanted to roll his eyes.

"Young people nowadays..." Jie Nuo, who was already too lazy to get involved with young people's emotional problems, thumped his back and left the table. Anyway, they can make as much noise as they like, as long as they don't tear down the house.

Another one who fell into petrification here is Kurt, who has always been elegant and arrogant. You must know that since he joined the spiders, he has felt the fear of Hisoka more and more, not to mention that Hisoka is still wanted by the spiders... This makes him How could he accept the fact that Hisoka suddenly became his sister-in-law?The key is no matter how you look at the attack-response order of these two people, isn't it right? ! !

After eating a frivolous breakfast, Hisoka finally regained a little bit of the sense of existence that had not been realized in Illumina, so he chased after the victory and said to Kiqiu.

"Uh-huh~ Mom~" Kiqiu, who trembled subconsciously when he was called "Sisuo", looked back at him stiffly, only to see the other party smiled at her seductively and then said.

"The nutritious meal is really too bland, can you stop eating it from today~" The cadenced tone immediately made everyone present except Ilumi feel bad.

"...Oh." It's quite skillful to force Kiqiu to utter only one word, but to say 'Hisuo'.

"Thank you mom~" After breakfast, he twisted his waist and left behind Illumi, and the people sitting in the seats couldn't help but twitched their eyes.

"Father, does this... also belong to prenatal depression?" Mi Ji looked at Shiba with a serious face, after all, he is the most experienced person present.

"...Maybe." Shiba, who was struck by a lightning early in the morning, suddenly felt like wanting to retire early. Sure enough...his son looks crooked and finds a wife who will not be normal.

Women... are really terrible animals. Sure enough, it was right to refuse to lose weight at the beginning. Mi Ji, who was severely shocked, silently strengthened his path of being an otaku bachelor.

After 'playing' all day long, 'Xi Suo' came to the top of the mountain in the evening, 'he' lay in the dense sea of ​​stars and flowers, and when he looked up, he saw the colorful orange-blue sky rendered by the sunset. Son 'he' felt someone sitting down beside him, 'he' closed his eyes and deliberately ignored it.

"Chirp." A kiss landed on the forehead, 'he' angrily opened his eyes and looked at the person above him.

"You can still kiss like this?! You really..." Shiro, who had changed himself back in an instant because of his emotional instability, was staring at Illumi angrily with a puffy face, and suddenly there was something in his heart. A sense of grievance...

"I love you." The sweet love words that had never been said flowed out of Illumi's mouth, in exchange for Shiro's eyes that were so startled that they suddenly froze.

"...idiot." Illumi took her shoulders and hugged her into his arms, whispering in her ear.

"I'm late, don't cry, good boy." His voice was accompanied by Hero's hot tears. She knew that she was emotionally sensitive during pregnancy, so she made a fool of herself, but she didn't expect Illumi to be so Gentle, this idiot...

"I, I didn't cry... If you don't come back for so long in the future, I will, just..." Before I finished speaking, Illumi lowered his head and murmured again, but this time it was replaced by Hero. Blushing all over her face, she punched Illumi's chest with her fist and buried herself in his arms.It's embarrassing to be an old couple and still say such things...

The author has something to say: The "April Fool's Day Extra Story" that came out at the request of the little angel "Thousand Paper Cranes", um, the number of words is very touching~~ hahaha

I actually asked my elder brother to confess in the episode =V= Do you feel super sweet,,, (I was beaten by Sisuo Lei’s watch)