non 'typical' big cats

"Go by yourself." Hey, you were the one who hugged me before, okay?You think I want to be hugged by you!Behind him, I made a grimace with my teeth and claws. As a weak chicken who has just arrived in this world and has no strength... Under the exploitation of the evil capitalism... I can only follow Illumi in despair and be an obedient little follower .

After entering the room, I blinked my eyes and looked around. The luxurious suite...it even has double bathrooms and a kitchen, tsk tsk, what a luxury. Illumi called the front desk with a landline outside, but I didn't understand the content. It seemed to let them bring something.Ah, who cares.

Pfft... A nail chopped off a strand of my hair and flew past my ear, and I quickly rolled to avoid subsequent attacks.

"It's not time for training yet, Illumi!" How could this guy sneak attack, this is a foul!

"Oh, I have a mission at night, so I moved the training time forward. I wanted to inform you, um... But I forgot because you were so sleepy." Tumbling, jumping, moving, moving... But I don't have any props that can be used Forgive me, relying on my petite and nimble body, I jumped up and down and tried my best to avoid the pin attack from Illumi, but even so, I still hit the three nails that flew from him.

"Hiss... pain pain..." Half an hour later, the living room was already a mess by me, and the result was that while tearing up the nails on my arm, I cursed that bastard Illumi for not having paper in the toilet.

"Dong dong dong." Illumi, who was originally sitting leisurely on the sofa reading a magazine, went outside to get something after the knock on the door.

"Huh? Is this what you're going to wear tonight?" I ran over to open the exquisitely packaged box, and there was indeed a black custom-made suit that said 'I'm very expensive' at first glance. .

"What's this?" There was a stainless steel box as tall as a small suitcase on the table, and I opened it again...and then...no more.

"Oh, I found that the kitchen materials were not enough, so I asked them to send some over." Illumi walked up to me, blinked at me twice with cat eyes open, and then said a spell that made me petrify.

"Ten chocolate mousse, and another ten strawberry. You can do as much as you want, Hero, until I get back."

"...Illumi, don't you have to go to the banquet next?" Do you want to eat so many cakes before that? !Will there be no TAT at the banquet,,

"Well, so hurry up or you'll be too late." He just dropped the words and left, leaving me standing there wondering if I'd like to join the party that night.

It is said that women have two stomachs, one for eating and the other for desserts. I think Illumi has four stomachs at all, and three of them can lead to different dimensions. In other words...is this world There is no such thing as diabetes?Well, well, they are all aliens, just me, a native human being.

While making a neat cake in the kitchen, my mind has gone to outer space.Although it was only a few days of training, I feel that my physical skills have improved significantly, so it is still beneficial to follow Illumi. Even killers are legal in this country... It has even developed a tourism industry, which is indeed a very dangerous industry. where.

Ka, there was a sound from the window, I subconsciously picked up a knife on the table, lowered my waist and hid under the cooking table and looked out quietly.

A foot wearing a red clown high-heeled shoe appeared on the edge of the window sill, and as the person stepped forward, he turned in from the window on the 50th floor.

"Hmm, aren't you here?"

I held the handle of the knife tightly with my hand. Although the man's tone was really funny... But I haven't felt the oppressive feeling that people's heads and heads can be separated with just a little movement of fingers. The man outside... very Danger.

"It's not good to hide and peek~" A piece of paper swiped to me like a black line!Kankan brushed against my shoulder... and then easily sank into the surface of the floor tile one centimeter beside me like cutting tofu. I was covered in cold sweat and glanced at it. It was a five of spades playing card.

Tap, tap, tap... At this moment, the footsteps walking towards the kitchen sounded in my ears like the death knell, and an invisible sense of oppression was approaching here step by step, and gradually I began to feel difficult to breathe... What is this? ?A kind of special function?

When he walked in front of me, I couldn't move my whole body. I was squatting on the ground and holding a kitchen knife with my left hand... I looked up at him seemingly calmly, but in fact, my heart was already overwhelmed by shock.

"Who are you?" My mind was quickly calculating the probability of escaping if I turned into a bird or an insect. At this time, although I asked this question, I was not really interested in his identity in my heart. After all, many Doing evil at times is the same as killing people. For some people, they really don't need too many reasons.

"Hmm, I want to ask this question too~" The red-haired boy is tall and slender. He is wearing a red and black tights and a pair of bright red pointed clown shoes on his feet. The colorful stars and water droplets patterns on his face are smiling. Against the background of his expression, there was no sense of joy, but it was even more gloomy. When he said this, he leaned down slightly, and I clearly faced him face to face. From those slender golden eyes, I couldn't find any human emotions.

Gudu... so nervous that his back was completely soaked, his eyes told me... I will die, killing me is as easy as crushing an ant.At the moment when I was facing the biggest crisis in my life, the sound of the door opening not far away gave me the illusion of hearing the sounds of nature.

"Hisuo, what are you doing?" A familiar voice sounded from the kitchen door, I glanced at Illumi calmly and then looked back at the red-haired boy, Hisoka... and Ilumi knew each other.

"Hehe, every time I come to look for you, I can find surprises, Xiao Yi~" Hisoka and Ilumi's eyes met in the air, and for a moment I seemed to see sparks, it was my... illusion.

"...Hoo." It seemed that I couldn't die for the time being, I moved my completely numb leg, and I just wanted to support the cooking table to get up...

Bang——! !The two figures who were standing at the door looking at each other disappeared instantly, replaced by the sound of a large piece of furniture being forcibly scrapped.

I helped my jaw that had been shocked, and in the next 5 minutes I witnessed the most exciting battle I have ever seen, although I was only lucky enough to see the first half of 1 minute.Well...the two people moved so fast behind me that I couldn't see clearly at all. In the end, I could only see two lines running around in the room...and occasionally collided with each other. Of course, the living room of this luxurious suite was completely scrapped to the point of need Reboot.

A trace of blood disperses in the air, mixed with a little sweat and the strong perfume smell of the red-haired boy, it can be said that it doesn't smell good, but at this moment, I have already ignored the soft legs and feet, just trying to see Illumi clearly After coming here, I realized for the first time that I also have an emotion called tension towards someone.

"...Illumi." In my unconscious murmur, the two figures finally separated, and I saw that both Illumi and Hisoka had wounds on their bodies. The deep cut should be a masterpiece left by playing cards, and Hisoka on the other side was not much better, his face with heavy makeup was almost disfigured, and a long thin bloodstain spanned the entire left side Although the cheeks were not deep, blood trickled down half of the face, which looked extremely terrifying.

"The loss of the hotel will be charged to your account, Hisoka." Illumi tore off his tattered coat and began to issue an eviction order to the other party. Hisoka just wanted to speak, but was paid again.

"Oh, and my lost wages. Hisoka, you made me 2 minutes late."

"...Xiao Yi, there are still 15 minutes before the banquet begins." The big killer actually showed a wronged bun face, and I became more and more curious about the relationship between the two.

Saw by Illumi's black cat's eyes, Hisoka immediately raised his hands in surrender. He laughed a few times strangely, and then pretentiously conjured up a playing card and flew towards him for a kiss.

"Then see you next time~ little one." That twisted and upward tone gave me a chill, but... poof, it would be better if you didn't grin your teeth when you said this, the wound left by Illumi... probably It really hurts.

"Stay away from Hisoka from now on." Illumi walked straight past me and walked inside, aiming at the... freshly baked cakes neatly stacked in two rows on the table.

"Hey, Illumi." I ran into the bedroom and rummaged around while he was solving his food and clothing problems, and then stood at the door with my hands behind my back and looked at his back with a somewhat tangled expression.

"Let me bandage you, you...you can't just go to the banquet like this." In the end, although I really don't want to admit it, it was indeed Illumi who saved me. Even though I can't repay the favor now, I will remember it .

The last bite of cake disappeared in his mouth, he looked back at me for a moment, then squeezed his chin and thought again.

"Hisuo's strength is comparable to mine, even if you can't beat him now, it's normal." Hey, hey, is it going to rain red?Is this guy trying to comfort me?

"But I didn't expect you to be so weak. It seems that after I go back this time, I will officially start training you." Suddenly, there is a sense of embarrassment that my dog ​​has been bullied, although it has found a place again... Yi Lumi, don't really think that you are the master, you bastard.

"Yes, yes, come here, time is running out." This person may have a chatterbox physique, I secretly complained, then took out gauze, alcohol and other supplies and put them at hand.

I took his hand naturally, and the moment I touched his skin, I could feel the instant tenseness of his muscles. I know this is only produced by people who have experienced countless lives and deaths and are used to being vigilant to others for a long time. The habit of suppressing the sudden stagnation in my heart did not stop the movement of my hands.

The author has something to say: Xida, hello.Xida, goodbye.

It's not that early for Xida to play soy sauce.