I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter28

【Ms. Edogawa, thank you very much for showing me the way at the tram stop that day. Do you have time this Sunday?Would you like to go to the HARBS dessert shop in Minato Mirai, Yokohama?

——Dog curly thorn]

"What do you think of Miss Ranbu?"

When Edogawa Ranpo, who went out to buy snacks, came back with a paper bag full of rough snacks, Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to show her the private letter received by the detective agency officer... and tried his best to restrain himself A smile that pleased me.

You can't laugh, you can't laugh, or Miss Luanbu might scratch him directly with a set of cat fists... No, if you predict the countless possibilities of how this matter will develop, he really still wants to laugh ah!

Of course, Edogawa Ranpo still remembered the student of the high school of conjuration that she helped at the tram station two days ago. At that time, she just helped out simply because she was in a good mood that day and it was a little effort.

There are not a few people who thank the detective agency for their help in various ways on weekdays, but they treat guests to dinner just because of such a trivial favor...

"That guy Gojo Satoru can actually teach such a pure and good student?"

...How much mud does this child have to stay unstained?

Ranpo Edogawa had a pocky in his mouth, sighing while chewing.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but cover his face... You got the point wrong, Miss Ranpo.

He now understands why the president wanted to give Miss Luanbu a blind date... There is really no way for Miss Luanbu to be reassuring in this regard.

The world's number one detective, although he has sharp eyes to see all the objective truths in this world, but it is not possible to understand everything about emotions, especially love, the most elusive of all emotions.What's more, Miss Luanbu's heart is pure and naive many times, and she has been protected too well by the president... Otherwise, she wouldn't be easily blinded by the man named Gojo Wu when she was adolescence, alas .

... If there is another man with five enlightenment styles, the president will probably go crazy.

Although not as good at insight and reasoning as Edogawa Ranpo, Osamu Dazai, who knows how to figure out people's hearts better than Edogawa Ranpo, also "kindly" directly pointed out:

"Generally speaking, a boy will certainly not invite a girl to dinner just because of giving directions, and the reason why the boy made such an invitation is of course because...he likes you, Miss Ranpo, this is a date invitation , date invitation!"

... He really wanted to have a beautiful lady willing to invite him to dinner.

...Recently, there have been a lot of IOUs, and even the boss of the whirlpool coffee shop downstairs is about to kick him out.

"Appointment, appointment...?" Edogawa Ranpo's squinted eyes instantly opened, obviously this word was beyond her expectation.

Osamu Dazai continued to ask knowingly in a cheerful tone of watching a good show:

"So, Miss Ranbu, who would be the 'friend' who would recommend the HARBS dessert shop to this little dog roll~?"

Since Gojo Gojo-kun is still actively advising the students on their love affairs, it means that that person doesn't know who the students are going to date... Just thinking about it, I think it's so interesting!

It's also the first time he's seen someone so strict with himself, puff.

The communication between Butei Shuangbi never needs to explain too much, Osamu Dazai skipped the cause and talked about the result:

"This is a good opportunity to crush that Gojo-kun. Do you want to make a good plan to make Gojo-kun completely defeated?"

Talking, talking, even he, an outsider, got a little excited.

For a moment, Edogawa Ranpo really conceived a series of plans in his brain to take this opportunity to deal with Gojo Satoru. After all, there is always a "bad" side in human nature... The ex who wanted to blow the hammer.

However, in the next second, he shook his head:

"No, don't do that."

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai bent down slightly with great interest, and took a closer look, trying to see what this proud but pure detective was thinking at the moment.

"In that case, it would be too unfair to the dog. It would be even worse if it was his first love. After all... it is an unforgivable act to take away the youth of a young man."

Edogawa Ranpo bluntly expressed his thoughts at the moment.

And after saying this...

【It is an unforgivable act to take away the youth of young people】

Suddenly realizing that he was still unconsciously influenced by that person, Edogawa Ranpo shook his head in frustration, trying to clear that person's voice from his mind, and then turned his hand like a chipmunk. Chew all the pocky in one breath to divert attention.

Osamu Dazai, who has been observing her, couldn't help but smile knowingly in his kite-colored eyes:

"Since that's the case... then let's think of a good way not to hurt this little brother, but also to get Wujo-kun~"

Regarding this proposal, Edogawa Ranpo smiled knowingly:

"This is possible!"

A consensus was happily reached, but Osamu Dazai still couldn't help leading the topic with a "bad heart":

"However, Miss Luanbu really doesn't think about this little brother Goujuan? Since the president has already put the matter of blind date for you on the agenda, then this little brother Goujuan will be the number one man on the blind date list. The guests are also good~ Maybe he is the one you are destined for, Miss Ranpo, and now he has finally grown up to meet you... Ah, sorry, sorry, can it be said that Miss Ranpo still can't let go of five things in her heart? Mr., or that Miss Ranpo likes the one of Mr. Wujo?"

Osamu Dazai covered his slightly open mouth with his hands in surprise, completely looking like Sakura JK discussing love and gossip, innocently expressing whether he accidentally exposed the truth... Sorry, Ranpo-senpai, People didn't mean it.

There are not many people or things that can stimulate Edogawa Ranpo's extremely clear brain...but Gojo Satoru is one of them.

The stimulated Edogawa Ranpo immediately retorted in embarrassment and annoyance:

"Of course not! I just, I just think that the little boy is too young, like... just like Dazai, you would never go to a little girl of Kyoka's age to die in love! Also, I didn't If you still like Gojo Satoru, breaking up is breaking up! Who would pick up the mochi skin that was thrown away when eating red bean mochi, and put it back in your mouth to chew!"

Hearing such yelling, Osamu Dazai teased maliciously:

"Miss Ranpo, you are blushing~"

"Dazai——!" Edogawa was so angry that he was about to jump on the spot, and at the same time he used his counterattack killer, "If you say this again, I will tell Kunikida that when you go to the bar to drink this week All they gave were Kunikida's business cards and IOUs!"

Seeing that the famous detective is really going to blow his hair, Dazai Osamu also immediately accepted it:

"Okay, well, Miss Ranpo doesn't like Wutiao-kun at all. Wutiao-kun has long been expelled from Miss Ranpo's heart. Miss Ranpo's youth is not over yet, how can she continue to hang on to a mere Gotiao-kun? ~"

"Hmph!" Edogawa raised his chin in a huff and arrogance, showing that what he said was quite pleasing to the ear.

Osamu Dazai also continued to smooth the fur of the cat in front of him:

"So, how about planning how this 'date' goes over the weekend?"

Last trip to the hot springs, although "thanks to Gojo Satoru", he enjoyed eating crab dishes... but the "torture" he was forced to suffer before this cannot be offset by this!Hey, who made him such a narrow-minded person~

As for the fact that he was caught by Miss Ranpo to act as a temporary boyfriend...

At this time, as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, it is time to formulate the unified program of the Detective Agency——

Miss Ranpo is always right!

Moreover, in the final analysis, it was the Gojo-kun who first looked at him like a stealing cat, so...

Well, that's right, it's all Gojo Satoru's fault!

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima, who listened to the two seniors back and forth without any explanation, finally realized——

Oh, it turns out that Goujukun, who sent a private message to date Miss Ranpo, is a student of Mr. Gojo I met last time!

...I always feel that the creepy World Minghua is about to be born again!

……

Tokyo Ginza——

Gojo Satoru brought a group of students to go shopping. After arriving at a high-end shopping mall, he went straight to a boutique men's clothing store.

As a regular customer of this store, as soon as the VIP gold card shines, the shop assistants immediately gather around to provide the top service.

"Trust me, teacher, my taste will definitely let you grab the girl's heart as soon as you appear on the date tomorrow."

The mature man Gojo Satoru imparts his love experience.

People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. The first step is to create a good appearance.

With a big wave of his hand, he asked the clerk to change all the clothes that caught his eye and try them on again. He had a great time playing Miracle Roll.

The dog who was treated as a male version of Barbie and played a dress-up game couldn't even say "Muyuhua" to refuse.

"Ji, you still look too young in this way. You have to show your mature and stable side in front of girls... Ah, by the way, let's do a styling later! Put those hairs on your forehead Comb it up, just comb it like an adult!"

While talking, Gojo Satoru took out his mobile phone and prepared to make an appointment for the high-end salon that he often went to, and then looked closely at the student's skin:

"Hmm... You shouldn't need to take care of your skin. The prickly skin is perfectly fine. It's good to be young."

At the age of 17, his face is full of collagen.

It made him miss his 17 years old.

When I met Ranbu, I was also at this age...

Alas, sure enough, no one can be young forever, but someone will always be young.

The other students who were forced to come along were each holding a cup of sweet milk tea that was treated by the teacher, and stood silently drinking it, looking at their teacher who was immersed in playing the miracle scroll game silently.

Zenyuan Maki couldn't help but speak:

"Has he been addicted to playing that virtual love game recently, has he become obsessed?"

Thinking of the experience in the past that this person carefully crafted a coquettish look for himself every time before a date, but was repeatedly ignored by Edogawa Ranpo, Fugurohui thought for a while and said:

"...Probably, I want to make up for the regrets in the game world."