After the dungeon world and the main god marry

It's all fucking fart.

Ike stepped on the ring under his feet, watching the gleaming silver ring sink deep into the soil, the last touch of brilliance on the broken diamonds of the ring was dimmed by his ruthlessness, and slowly faded.

His foot didn't loosen, and the more he stepped on it, the heavier he stepped on it. He didn't lift a point until he was completely sunk in the soil, and this point was not a soft heart, but a scratch. The silver thread caught his ankle and drew a bloodstain. , followed by a cry: "Paper Chick! No way!"

Yinsi retracted angrily.

Jiang Yu came over, knelt down halfway to pick up the ring in the soil, Ike withdrew his foot lightly, and said casually: "People are so cheap, even props are so cheap, I like to roll around people."

"Ike!"

Chi Mu said in a deep voice, staring at Ike coldly, and walked over, the air pressure was extremely low.

Ike smiled mockingly, curled his lips: "Lord God, I didn't target you, don't take it to heart." After speaking, he turned and left.

This dungeon is a collection dungeon. The land is vast and sparsely populated. You can clear the customs and leave after collecting enough resources. The risk factor is low but it takes a lot of time.

Ike is the most tempered on the list, and everyone is used to playing around in dungeons together on weekdays. At this moment, a few A-levels approached and asked, "Boss, why don't you look happy?"

Ike sat lazily on the tree, and smiled teasingly: "It's empty, lonely, and lacks love."

"It's easy to handle, who do you want to sleep with, we have brought people with us in the next copy!"

After finishing speaking, one person directly dragged two D-level players over. The two D-level players were really handsome, with small figures, and knelt down beside him weakly, looking at Ike timidly, knowing that Ike's level, want to please, but dare not.

It seems to have become a common practice for high-level players to support low-level players.

One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, and the other is willing to vent.I want one for my life.

Even he himself has included a few solutions to relieve boredom.

Ike touched the face of one of them, and said in admiration, "Are all the new players so skinny and tender now? Much better than ours at the beginning."

The two D-levels lowered their heads, obediently letting Ike touch them. If it wasn't for the recommendation, they might never see the legendary S2 in their lifetime, and the other party seems to be really gentle.

Several A-levels laughed: "No matter how good-looking they are, they can't compare to the one over there."

As he spoke, he looked sideways at the past, his eyes were mischievous and teasing.

Ike raised his eyebrows: "Did you see that one?"

"Yeah, at least it was the former main god. In fact, the fifth main god is the most touching one. It's a pity that he died, otherwise it would be good to taste..." "Oh, the sixth main god is also very good, how immature !"

"Look at it more if you like it." Ike looked back with great interest, and found that Chi Mu had gone to the side, leaving Jiang Yu sitting there alone, and said without thinking too much: "People are on orders, hurry up , go hook up."

"This...is from S1 after all...we..."

"Chi Mu is tired of playing, you can hire people at any time, go and go." Ike smiled, his eyebrows curved, and urged them, "Counsel, you are so timid and still thinking about the Lord God?"

The faces of those people were flushed, and Ike sat up straight, touching the face of a handsome man beside him, and sighed again and again: "Don't look for such a coward when looking for a backer in the future, just in case you make a copy." It’s a little dangerous, maybe I’ll just throw you all away, right?”

The person who was touched weakly bowed his head, and had some courage: "We also want to find someone like you, but we can't find it..."

"Didn't you find it now?" Hugging left and right, one in each hand.

A few A-levels seemed to be really courageous, and they walked towards Jiang Yu, desperately went to talk, Ike turned his back on his back, and for a moment, after hearing the horrific screams, he laughed wantonly !

The people around looked over and backed away in horror. The onlookers all backed down and bowed their heads for fear of getting into trouble.

The two young young youngsters saw the bloody scene and were stunned. They kneeling on the ground and covering their mouths. Ake laughed next to Ak: "Stupid and not stupid haha ​​ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to death, I was stupid!!! Why do you want to touch the late people hahahahahaha!" He put his arms around a person, "Why don't you laugh? Smile!"

The man's face turned pale with fright. He saw with his own eyes how S1 took the two A-levels far away, broke his wrist and then removed his arm alive.

Ike's eyebrows and eyes darkened, "Laugh! I'm joking!" He grabbed one person's hair, forced the other person to raise his head, and smiled coldly, "Laugh!" The voice was faintly angry, and the other person saw the situation, Busy pretending to laugh, laughing is uglier than crying.

Seeing everyone crying, he let go, and looking back, Chi Mu had already taken Jiang Yu away.

He swaggered up to the people whose arms had been removed, lifted the chin of one of them with his foot, and said with a smile, "How dare you? Hahahaha, how stupid and cute!" Under his feet, he rubbed it hard twice, "The main god will always be the main god, no matter how downcast he is, he is still the main god, keep your mouth clean from now on, understand?"

Emotions come and go quickly.

He seemed to realize that he had frightened everyone, and then bowed and apologized to everyone present: "It's all right, let's get busy collecting, and see if I can't earn points." After saying this, who would dare to look at him? I have to lower my head quickly.

Ike walked up to the two D-levels, and said with relief, "They're all men, why are you crying? Tsk, the pear blossoms are raining, and my heart hurts to death." He gently wiped the tears of several people with his hands, gently He said to the one who had just scratched his hair: "Scared you? My fault, my fault, I will give you points." Very extravagantly, one person transferred thousands of points.

At night, by the fire, Chi Mu and Jiang Yu were whispering, each word was extremely sweet, seeing Ike approaching, his eyes were indifferent.

Chi Mu: "Go away, don't sit here."

Ike said sullenly, "I want to warm myself by the fire, I'm so cold."

"Why don't you freeze to death?"

Jiang Yu tugged Chi Mu's sleeve, realizing that the other party should not be so aggressive.

Chi Mu lowered his voice: "You'd better not let those two people come over." As soon as the words fell, the two D-levels from before leaned over, knelt down and begged to be taken in, Ike clicked his tongue a few times, and I saw his pity. Heartbroken, Chi Mu turned his head unbearably, and found that Jiang Yu was still watching curiously. He turned the other's head and said, "Don't watch."

Ike waved his hand and pointed at Chi Mu: "Look, it's not that I don't want to take you in, there are people here who don't."

Chi Mu turned around and kicked over, Ike laughed quickly and said, "I can't take you in, let's go."

Seeing Chi Mu's expression, the two of them didn't dare to stay any longer and left.

Jiang Yu turned around and asked curiously, "Why can't we take them in?"

"Because their purpose is impure." Chi Mu explained patiently.

"What's their purpose?" Jiang Yu turned his head and asked in doubt.

Chi Mu didn't answer, and Ike suppressed a smile: "The purpose is to ask for sleep, promotion, and support."

Jiang Yu was stunned, as if he still didn't understand, the simple expression startled Ike, Ike shook his hand throwing the firewood, looked at Chi Mu in disbelief, found that Chi Mu was awkward, seemed to have no intention of explaining what sleep meant, suddenly realized, Can't help but give a thumbs up.

After a while, Jiang Yu realized this and blushed slightly.

Ike teased: "Hey, do you understand?"

Jiang Yu nodded seriously: "Well, I understand. Someone told me this, and they said that as long as I sleep with them, they will sign a contract to protect my life."

Ike paused: "You agree?"

"No. I didn't agree, and then they drove me away. The executive officer took me to find other people, and finally found Chi Mu."

Ike didn't say a word, and finally shut up.

The three of them sat around the fire, the sparks were stirred up by the sticks, and they became more and more vigorous. When the wind blew, it took away a layer of sawdust.

When the topic got here, it was plain and boring. Ike sat in the distance, Chi Mu stirred up the flames, and the people around him hugged his arms, leaning on him, and said in a soft voice, "Those two people reminded me of the old days. Me, I begged to be taken in just like them."

"it's already over."

"If you really want to make a convention, why don't you touch me? Is it because I'm not good enough?"

"What are you thinking?" Chi Mu rubbed his head, annoyed, "There is no contract between us, I don't have that kind of relationship with you."

"Then have you ever had such a customary relationship with someone else?" Jiang Yu looked at Chi Mu, his small face was particularly charming under the swaying firelight, and his expression did not seem to be fake. When he found that Chi Mu did not answer, he changed the subject and bent his lips into a smile, "Then What kind of person do you think I am?"

Chi Mu still didn't answer, but the strength in his hand was a little heavier, and the wooden stick was broken abruptly, with a click.

Chi Mu frowned, not understanding why Jiang Yu said this, but saw Jiang Yu shaking his head, lying on his knees for a nap like a kitten, lazily and comfortably, when he was distracted, Jiang Yu suddenly moved close to his lips , whispered: "I want you."

This sound was clear and open-minded, and those extremely bright eyes looked at him. Jiang Yu created a copy out of thin air, which was pitch-black, without light, and isolated from everything outside. The two were so close that they could breathe , he heard the rubbing sound of clothes, Jiang Yu smiled lowly: "You like me wearing the clothes of the Lord God the most, don't you? Which one do you like best?"

By coincidence, Chi Mu actually said, "I like them all..."

Jiang Yu murmured, "Then I'll put them all on?"

Chi Mu gritted her teeth and tried to push him away, "Don't mess around."

Although it is very dark, Jiang Yu's outfit can be felt with his hands. Jiang Yu puts it on one by one, and takes his hands off layer by layer. Every piece of clothing seems to be the same as he has seen before. Yes, the clothes fell loosely to his side, the silky texture made him a little unreal, when the last silk nightgown was about to fall, Chi Mu grabbed that hand, couldn't bear it anymore: "Enough!"

Jiang Yu loosened the nightgown with the other hand, and put his whole body on it. Chi Mu held down his hand and whispered, "Impossible."

"why not?"

"It's not that kind of relationship between us."

"What kind is that? Innocent? You've clearly kissed me and touched me."