I got divorced after smoking pussy

Don't you hug me to sleep now!

Yin Jiang was a little speechless, and objected weakly: "Isn't today special~ I'm not at home, can I throw you outside?"

Jiang Yin obviously didn't want to be discouraged, so he rubbed against him and moaned softly: "There are so many puppets on your bed, I can't take up much space, you just need to give me two places, I promise to be the same as them Be good, I will never wet the bed again, okay~"

Little things like this are quite good at fighting for, and even used it in acting like a baby.

Yin Jiang was a little flustered by being rubbed against. If he refused without an honest reason, the big cat would probably be sad again. It was so hard to say so courageously, but... I can’t say that if I bend over, I will lose control and turn over. I can eat you...how convenient! Bah!

"No." It's too dangerous, if you don't wet the bed, I'm afraid I will wet the bed~ Fuck!

Carrying the handle, he quickly found a domineering reason: "The puppets on my bed have been with me for many years, which one is not soft and chubby, is there a skeleton baby like you? It's so skinny..."

Jiang Yin twitched, turned over and curled up, looking as if he was about to cry for you, Yin Jiang quickly made up for the omission: "If you want to sleep next to me, you have to grow at least another twenty catties. It's like this now, it's okay to sleep together once in a while, but if you sleep like this every day, I'm afraid that if you turn over, you'll be crushed."

Jiang Yin immediately leaned over to confirm with him: "Is it really enough to gain another twenty catties?"

"En." Yin Jiang laughed, "Do you want to pull the hook?"

Jiang Yin immediately stretched out his little finger: "Pull the hook!"

Fingers intertwined, Yin Jiang frowned, feeling like he had miscalculated, but he felt that it was impossible, after all, with Jiang Yin's current good food, he raised a baby who had only grown half a catty in a few months. Twenty catties, so I have to wait until graduation.

You have graduated, you have passed the [-]th hurdle, so you just think about it... Fuck!stop!Can't think about it!

Jiang Yin murmured that twenty catties would be twenty catties, and seemed to think that this request was not too difficult, and he fell asleep in seconds after sticking to him contentedly. The corners of his lips were still curved, and the naked eye could see that he was in a very happy mood.

Yin Jiang thought he would suffer from insomnia, but seeing the smiling face and listening to the big cat's breathing, Yin Jiang climbed up with a feeling of resignation, leaning on the soft, natural curly hair, and almost fell asleep in seconds.

Not only did he fall asleep in seconds, but he also slept soundly. The next day, Zhou Wei's reminder phone rang eight times before he woke up.

The phone belongs to Jiang Yin. Big Mao doesn’t usually make calls. He only uses it when playing WeChat with Yin Jiang. The ringtone of the phone is set to a very low tone, which sounds like a mosquito. That's not easy to hear.

"what's up?"

When Yin Jiang picked up the phone, Zhou Wei's frantic voice came over.

"Oh, let me go, little brother, you can answer the phone. Then what, you dropped the phone. Her Majesty just called and said that it was a Christmas event in the restaurant. Let us all go to the store in the West District in the afternoon. Come on, damn it, it's almost two o'clock now, where are you..."

"Huh? Got it, I'll be here in a while."

Yin Jiang rubbed the corners of his forehead and yawned. He wasn't too awake yet. It was the first time he didn't wake up early. He felt disconnected from his mind and body. .

Jiang Yin groaned and turned over to get up and asked: "Is it already past noon?"

Being too close, his voice was still a little hoarse, but it was clearly transmitted over there, and there was a second of silence over there, and there was a vague startle, probably Zhou Wei covering the microphone and beeping Ding Miao.

Yin Jiang: "..."

Tsk, I feel like I was out of the closet.

As soon as Zhou Wei hung up the phone, Ding Miao asked, "Are they really going to open a room?"

Zhou Wei was a little funny: "You think too much, they sleep together at home."

Gao Weiming came over and laughed: "I don't think it's strange that they are together, it's strange that they are not together."

Ding Miao hummed mischievously: "It's hard to end if you don't get married, right?"

Gao Weiming said: "This estimate is a bit difficult."

Zhai Yue silently drank a glass of ice water to suppress his shock and did not participate in the discussion. His mind was a little muddy but his heart was very happy.

If Yin Jiang really likes men, then even if I like him, I'm not considered a pervert!

"Did you receive some kind of virus that made you disabled? Brainless!" Zhou Wei kicked Ding Miao, "What are you doing here? Why do you have to queue? He only likes soft cuties, you can still do it Fake it."

"What he likes is a very smart little cutie... I'm quite conscious, if brother Jiang likes me, I'll be able to do it now." Ding Miao staggered and couldn't stop beeping, Accidentally touched Zhai Yue's cup, and he was shocked again: "Damn! Didn't you have a little fever in the morning? Why are you still drinking ice water? Don't you think about it?"

Zhai Yue was still sleepwalking, unable to speak, Gao Weiming said: "Tsk, if it turns to a high fever, it will be embarrassing. You can blame it if you don't do well in the exam. Anyway, Brother Jiang will soften his heart."

Zhou Wei corrected: "Don't think so, little senior brother has a good heart, but he never softens his heart."

Zhai Yue suddenly stood up and stepped on the sofa in front of Gao Weiming, and said loudly: "Don't, don't compare me with a mentally handicapped like you! The poor grades of labor and management are because they didn't learn! Now labor and management have studied hard! Brother Chicken is a fool!"

Gao Weiming laughed crookedly: "Brother Chicken, you are amazing, I can admit defeat!"

"You idiot!" Zhai Yue picked up his schoolbag and threw it behind his back and headed for the door. Ding Miao shouted from behind, "Aren't you going to join us to cheer on my brother's restaurant?"

"...I'll go home and take some special medicine first, come over later, and send me the location later."

Zhai Yue walked away without looking back, and Ding Miao sneered at Gao Weiming: "Look at his self-consciousness, do you think you can fool around and pass the test? Let me tell you, if you don't get into our school's locomotive, you will definitely be sent to our school." Get out of our circle."

Gao Weiming got a headache: "What should I do then? Otherwise, I'll study for a while longer?"

Ding Miao looked at the time and nodded: "Well, let's brush together."

Zhou Wei was a little emotional: Tsk, since brother Jiang has a cat, the painting style of the people around him has changed.

After Yin Jiang cleaned up, he still couldn't bear it. After practicing for a while, he accompanied Big Mao upstairs to the Internet cafe to see the conch.

Jiang Yin hangs around Yin Jiang's house every day, fearing that the conch will be lonely at home, but Yin Jiang's family can't keep small animals, so he can only put the conch at the bar of the Internet cafe.Zhou Wei specially built a fully enclosed high-end fish tank, equipped with seaweed and coral reefs, and bought a few tropical fish to keep him together so that Mr. Conch would not feel lonely.It adds to the scenery of the bar. Every time a customer recharges the card, he will be surprised that "this thing is actually alive".

Jiang Yin put his face on the fish tank and interacted with the conch: "Merry Christmas, there are little shrimps today."

The conch squirmed and crawled past his face, attacking the little shrimp on the glass wall, the little shrimp bowed and bounced away, slamming under the coral.Yin Jiang stood next to him and sighed: "It's easier to be a vegetarian, why don't we put more dried shrimps or feed it?"

Jiang Yin said lightly: "No need, if you put too much, the fish will be strangled to death. If you want to live well, you have to work hard."

Is it?

Yin Jiang was stunned for a moment, no wonder the big cat worked so hard.

In order to cooperate with the treatment, when the new store opened, Yin Jiang occasionally had to go off in person to serve as a waiter.

Zhou Wei and the others sat in a half-compartment room in the corner, laughing and watching as they were forced to open their doors.Jiang Yin ran around behind Yin Jiang with a tray like a tail, but he didn't deliver desserts, he ate them by himself, as if he was showing the guests how delicious small cakes are.

Yin Jiang walked around, finished delivering the desserts, kicked Zhou Wei away and laid him on the sofa, and Jiang Yin squeezed past him and ate another small cake silently.

Ding Miao was a little surprised: "Hey, Mr. Jiang has a good appetite today. I ate a few small cakes. Can I eat later?"

"Six." Jiang Yin licked his fingertips and replied solemnly: "We only got up in the afternoon, and we didn't eat in the morning or at noon. I was so hungry."

Ding Miao: "..."

so intense?Can't tell!

Gao Weimin: "..."

I really can't see it... no trace?

Zhai Yue: "..."

Of course below the neck, what a fart!

Yin Jiang: "..."

This atmosphere is a bit strange!

Zhou Wei: "I said brother, why did you go last night?"

"Yue fishing to make blockbuster movies." Yin Jiang took out Kong Yu's broken cell phone and threw it to Zhou Wei, "Get out the contents for me, and don't allow others to see it."

Zhou Wei frowned: "Didn't you sleep well?"

Yin Jiang paused: "Are you deaf? Didn't you hear him say that we only got up in the afternoon?"

While speaking, Jiang Yin ate two more, as if to prove that he was really hungry.Yin Jiang took the cake with a little helplessness: "Give me a little too! Why do you still want to support [-] catties a day? Don't overstretch later, send your stomach to the hospital for a stomach wash. Long down minus twenty."

"No way~" Jiang Yin picked up the fruit on the side and ate it again, "I have enough, I can still eat two bowls of big meat with rice."

Yin Jiang narrowed his eyes: "Did you really go on a diet before?"

"Yeah." Jiang Yin nodded with a serious face, "Do you want to go back on your word? That's not okay, we are pulling Gougou..."

Yin Jiang: "..."

The handle is a little bit hard to close with the mouth open, this must be tricky!

The three souls of gossip burning on the side: "What is the condition of twenty catties?"

Jiang Yin has no worries: "The general said as long as I gain another twenty catties..."

"Shut up, it's useless if you say it!" Yin Jiang almost exploded.

Jiang Yin tiptoed and took another small cake: "Then I'll eat another one."

Yin Jiang: "..."

During dinner, Jiang Yin really ate two big bowls of rice and a lot of meat, even the queen knight who was too busy to relax all the time noticed the difference.

"Not bad, I have an appetite, come and eat more of this, I ate long meat." Yin Dingshan said.

"Thank you uncle." Jiang Yin smiled cutely.

The corner of Yin Jiang's mouth twitched: "..."

When getting up in the afternoon, the big cat got out of bed and found a scale to weigh the net weight. After washing at night, Lai weighed it in Yin Jiang's room. His pajamas and coat looked like a little raccoon. Yin Jiang wanted to laugh: "How much has it grown?" weighed?"

Jiang Yin raised his head: "Five catties!"

Five catties? !

Yin Jiang was startled and bent over to look: "85:81, [-]:[-] pm, how do you calculate?"

Jiang Yin: "round up."