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What do you need to prepare for carrying the handle?

When Yin Jiang got accurate information, he would go up and do it. He always beat the opponent by surprise, and he didn't think about the danger at all, and he didn't have any worries.

Perhaps subconsciously, he hoped that he would be relieved whenever he died without resisting. It is better to die when he is brave or fighting against evil than being unable to bear the disease and doing something unacceptable to him. It's much better to crash dead.

But now I have to think about it, because I have to take the cat.

Jiang Yin's safety must be considered...

Early the next morning, Yin Jiang took the big cat to the mall to buy some self-defense equipment suitable for Jiang Yin.

"Nowadays, boys are too cute and unsafe. It's nice to have an older brother. I know how to buy some self-defense equipment for my younger brother." The salesman watched them smile and unfolded the ladder cabinet under the glass table.

Among the dazzling array of products, they are all for everyone's safety awareness. Yin Jiang glanced and saw a small flashlight-type anti-wolf electric shock device. Look closely at the cabinet.

Electric shock devices are dangerous goods, they can prevent perverts, and can also be used to do bad things, like knives, which are highly harmful and are controlled products. The electric shock devices on the market limit the amount of current. Being able to warn the bus hooligans to attack a poor hand is useless in real danger. Instead, it will irritate the other party and cause greater harm, so it is generally not respected, and no one will use it.

"This kind of electric shocker is actually useless, it is not as good as this anti-wolf spray." The salesperson was very enthusiastic, took out the electric shocker, and took out another spray to show and explain, "Our customers here buy this spray. , small and convenient, very labor-saving, and the spray is also large..."

The salesman was chattering, but Jiang Yin turned a deaf ear to it. He took the electric shock device and shook it in his hand. The electric shock device was round and compact, and it fit well with his slender and weak hands. Yin Jiang also touched the shell, Made of advanced molecular materials, it is fine and smooth, and feels good to the touch. Both of them are satisfied.

Jiang Yin: "This is what I want."

Yin Jiang: "That's it."

The big cat looked at the handle very happily and smiled, with a sweet expression on his face.The salesperson twitched the corners of his mouth, looking at the expressions of the two of them without knowing it, and thought that the goods sold here were for couples.

Salesperson: "..."

Buying a useless electric shock device is like buying a pair of rings. Shouldn't it be used on the bed? !

Oh~ Are all the youngsters these days so unrestrained?Are you in the wrong place?

The salesperson glanced at the adult products store next door, and his expression gradually became strange.

Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows and didn't say anything. He took a few more bottles of spray and threw them together, a little trying to cover up: "It's all there, please pack it up."

"Okay, thank you for your patronage." The salesperson checked out with a smile, and handed over the delivery card: "If there are other needs, we can deliver the goods to your door."

Before Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows and had no time to speak, Jiang Yin accepted it without any hesitation: "Okay, thank you."

Yin Jiang was a little speechless: "..."

Salesperson: "You're welcome, welcome to visit next time."

Jiang Yin really likes this thing, and has been holding it since he got the electric shock device, read the manual, studied it for a while, and then started to modify it.

Yin Jiang is a little imaginary.

When he brought the cat home yesterday, he wanted to make a joke that he would not take the big cat: "What's the use of you going? With your little strength, I have to take care of you."

But you promised to take me with you in everything.

Jiang Yin stared at him blankly, although he didn't block him with words, his eyes were still hurt for a moment, but he didn't compromise, he actually argued with him: "I don't have the strength, but I can carry a weapon and I can protect myself well. "

Yin Jiang was a little funny, tilted his head and asked, "Do you have a weapon? What weapon do you want to bring?"

"Any combat weapon is inseparable from physical properties. I have physics, and if it doesn't work, I have chemistry, or else, biology..." Big Cat's thinking was very clear, and he said solemnly: "Buy a replacement first." Just study the product, and then transform it into something suitable for me.”

"Watt?" What year do you think this is?

Yin Jiang almost laughed out of breath: "What you said is similar to wanting to overthrow the whole person. I'm afraid of you, okay? Take you there, take you there, buy weapons first..."

The electric shock class was chosen by Yin Jiang, because it was convenient and did not require a lot of effort, but I was a little surprised when I saw Jiang Yin took the tool bag brought back from the Internet cafe and actually removed the battery for modification.

What's even more frightening is that the refitted electric shocker has ten times the charge and can already achieve the damage effect.

This is the power of science!

Great, my hands-on master!

"The amount of current is too low. It can't cause physical damage that restricts movement. Changing a resistor and increasing the power storage can barely increase the electric shock. The highest intensity can only last for two seconds. I don't know if it can achieve the effect of corona. "Jiang Yin turned on the electric shock device and was not very satisfied with the small electric current flowing on the top that was already visible to the naked eye. The big cat said solemnly and coldly, "After the division, you can use the laboratory, then you can reconfigure the battery by yourself, it should be ok To achieve the effect of stepping on the switch."

Step on the switch? !Well, you have to die!

Yin Jiang was sweating a little when he heard it, but he couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, so he couldn't help discussing with him: "Actually, you don't need such a strong electric shock, you only need electric shocks, the damage is multiplied, and the effect is just as good." .”

Jiang Yin frowned: "But, I'm not very familiar with the structure of the human body...how can I adjust the position?"

Yin Jiang said without thinking, "You can use me to practice, my figure is quite standard, if you can electrify me, basically there will be no problem."

After all, a harmless little boy like a big cat is generally not guarded against, and Yin Jiang can't give him a chance to take action against a person who is very harmful.

"No!" Jiang Yin's eyes widened in horror: "How can my weapon be aimed at you! I still want to protect you!"

"Huh? You protect... me?"

It seemed that this was the first time I heard someone say so bluntly that he wanted to protect him, whether it was necessary or not, but these few words and the extremely firm tone alone were enough to make Yin Jiang feel dizzy with warmth in his heart.

Jiang Yin bit his lips and said very seriously: "I want to be with you, I want to protect you, I promised you, I will definitely do it, even if I am not capable enough now, but I will definitely work hard, I, will Be brave, I will, I can do what I say.”

Confession?Oh My God!

The heartbeat became disordered, and Yin Jiang couldn't bear it anymore. He rubbed his face, coughed dryly, and hurriedly changed the subject: "Let's not talk about this, let's talk about the electric shock device. What's the use of it, so you have to practice, at least you have to develop a speed of drawing the gun!"

Jiang Yin pursed his lips and groaned: "But, no matter how small the current is, it will still hurt~"

There was a shimmer in his eyes: How can I make you hurt?

Yin Jiang took his hand and pulled the cat up and half hugged it in his arms: "You don't need to open it, just make a gesture, and practice the speed of drawing the gun unexpectedly and the position on the body."

"At your height, you can only attack around the waist and the lower three." He took Jiang Yin's hand, and touched his waist with his backhand: "The electric shock on the side of the waist is the most intuitive one. The waist, liver, kidney, spleen, and bladder It’s all the same way, he’s going to be numb for a long time if he’s electrified anywhere, and the three-way electrified chicken baked eggs and poked the leg plate, that’s a bit wicked, and it’s dirty in case of incontinence.”

Jiang Yin carefully followed Yin Jiang's hand to feel the position of the internal organs on the waist, but through the clothes, the feeling was not intuitive enough, Yin Jiang lifted up the clothes without hesitation and let him start directly.

"Actually, it's very easy to judge. Just guess the distance between the spine. A person is divided into two halves, and there is not much distance to calculate. I dare not hit people in circles. I am afraid that if I hit the wrong one, I will die with one punch. That's why I've been concentrating on my limbs..."

Jiang Yin's fingertips were slightly cool, and the warm skin rippled when he touched it. Yin Jiang didn't come back, and forgot what he was talking about in an instant. He only felt that all the senses seemed to be concentrated on the place where the fingertips touched, which was useless. The electric shocker also brought the tingling of the electric shock, the heartbeat was uncontrollable, the blood flowed backward... Fuck!

This is so...the fingertips are a bit powerful!It's better than an electric shocker!

Yin Jiang let go of Jiang Yin with a swipe, and pushed out a little distance: "Uh, that's enough, that's enough."

Jiang Yin was still a little confused: "I haven't touched the kidney yet~"

"Don't touch it." Yin Jiang licked his lips, curled up one leg on the chair, and pulled his pants in embarrassment, "If you need to have this physical contact with others if you are with me, I will Almost useless."

Jiang Yin leaned on the table and tilted his head to look at him: "Why?"

Yin Jiang is not guilty: "My pride does not allow this to happen."

"Oh."

Jiang Yin nodded half-understood, looked at his hand thoughtfully, and suddenly felt guilty when carrying the handle: "Why are you in a daze, pack up the tool bag first, and be careful with this thing , you can’t be seen by others, you can be called a controlled product after modification, be careful of being confiscated!”

Jiang Yin looked puzzled: "I don't know how to use it casually, who would pay attention to such a small toy."

small toy?Dangerous words... Yin Jiang was helpless: "You are right."

The weapons are all refitted, of course you still need to practice, after all, no one can control the eventuality!

In case of need, in case of disaster, in case of...

Yin Jiang doesn't like this kind of contingency, everything has to be like Her Majesty's plan, perfect, without gaps, without loopholes, even if there are uncontrollable factors, it must be under control...

But you can skip the close-up dance and lift your clothes.

Jiang Yin practiced the speed of drawing the gun very seriously, and the electric shock switch. After a busy day, he lay down together at night. The big cat made a rigorous summary: "Actually, as long as you are not nervous, it doesn't matter if you are fast or slow. Who will guard against me?" What? I saw that Zhan Wuscum could not be hit, as long as others can't see that I'm nervous, I just take it out slowly and poke him, and I can hit the target [-]% of the time."

"Right." Jiang Yin slowly turned his head and looked at Yin Jiang, "Even if it's you."

With a calm and affirmative tone, the big cat lightly squeezed the waist of the carrying handle.

Yin Jiang almost jumped up like an electric shock, gritted his teeth to suppress the numbness on his body, and replied in a hoarse voice: "You are right, absolutely right."