I got divorced after smoking pussy

Looking at the dazzling headlights on the ceiling, the alopecia areata boss saw a halo in front of his eyes.

Fuck!Why is it a bit cold?

He slowly raised his hand, staring at his head: Why am I not wearing any clothes?Where the hell am I lying?

The boss once thought he was abducted by aliens...

Suddenly there was a sharp pain in the side of the waist, and the alopecia areata popped up with a groaning sound, and he almost fainted again, but his arm was pulled by someone, his shoulder collapsed, and he couldn't get up. Another kind of pain hit, and he couldn't get up. Passed out, can only continue to lie there.

Someone was speaking beside him, his voice was light and clear, but the content was inhumane.

"Hello, Boss Zhou's chef time, welcome to taste the ten-level pain set meal."

"What you just enjoyed is the third-level main course, electric kidney, with a small snack before the meal."

"The next thing is a set of hard dishes for Yuxie, left and right elbows, up and down wrists, and electronic spleen for dessert."

"And then there's the fun finger-finger show with an electric heart."

Alopecia areata can't remember when he hasn't shed tears anymore. Now, not to mention how successful he is, but many successful people will give him a little bit of favor. Being convenient for others is convenient for himself, and he has always been doing things for others. Thoughtful and appropriate, let him hold countless secrets in his hands. These secrets can make countless people open the door for him. He especially likes to watch others cry and beg for mercy. It has long been impossible to imagine himself begging for mercy with tears time.

But this set of hard dishes for Yuxie hasn't been finished yet, let alone tears and tears, that's so damn close to feces and urine.

"What do you want? You say, I, I know everything I can..."

"Sorry, the chef doesn't accept dining suggestions." The head chef politely removed his jaw, and pushed him up to be held up. "I'll give you a cramp jaw with a strange smell in advance. Please taste it with your heart."

This bitch can't even beg for mercy!

Alopecia areata rushes inside: help, mom, I want to go home...

The 'live' AB, who didn't want to eat the set meal, gritted his teeth and endured the pain and fatigue after being shocked by the electric shock, and supported their boss hard to help him eat happily.Alopecia areata couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, tasted his own snot and tears, and his whole body was twitching.

night, very long~

The devil's spirits were high.

Take off the upper body once, take off the lower body once, practice putting them back together, and then continue to dismantle them again after a while.

At this moment in the entire private room, only one person with alopecia areata is moaning and groaning accompanied by the symphony of bone dislocation, and everyone else is completely silent, leaving all kinds of fearful heartbeats and panting. The private room maintains the high style of Silent Hill from beginning to end.

The big cat's anger gradually calmed down during the set meal, and he suddenly sighed: "It would be nice to treat Li Yuanheng to a meal sometime."

Innocent Doctor!Everyone respected him: How dare you think about it, you deserve to be the devil's little lamb!

Yin Jiang was about to remove the alopecia areata's crossbone, he was taken aback when he heard it, and his hands slapped, and when he came back to his senses, the alopecia areata had been relieved.

"Fuck!? Don't play to death!"

Carrying the handle, he hurriedly assembled it back for him, closed his jaws, and pinched others. Jiang Yin first shocked him under the alopecia areata's nose, then poked his temples, and then shocked his chest.

Alopecia areata slowly opened his eyes, but he was crying extremely miserably, with no image, his tears, nose, and saliva flowed into waterfalls.

Yin Jiang clicked his tongue, checked the conscientious diner carefully, and then said to him: "Um, sorry, my hand slipped, and I can only interrupt the meal now. But I have some good news to tell you." The devil chef smiled He sincerely announced, "Because of this mistake, you will carry the meal BUFF with you for the rest of your life, and you will not be lonely for the rest of your life. You are really very lucky."

Alopecia areata cried and looked at him: Do I still have to say it's okay, do I still have to thank you? !

Jiang Yin asked: "Is it useless again? Do you want the next one?"

The 'living body' AB who was supporting the eldest fell to his knees. Without the support, the alopecia areata collapsed on the table, staring in horror. This time, he really couldn't feel where his legs were.

Obsolete?What means?

Alopecia areata asked in horror: "Do you know that you are also committing a crime!"

It has to be said that the boss's spiritual realm is more resistant than the average younger brother, and the alopecia areata has been tossed like this, but he can still keep his head clear.

This question is like a star on a fairy stick, and I don't know where it is clicked. The temperament is different in an instant.

"Tsk! What are you shouting about! Crime, what crime am I committing if I treat you to a meal?"

Yin Jiang rolled his eyes, looked down at alopecia areata, laughed exaggeratedly, and then gave him a serious analysis: "It's you who specially sent someone to invite me over to give me an exciting performance. Your glasses said that it's definitely better than that." I’ve had a lot of fun playing it myself, so I’m here, it’s really exciting, for the sake of fun, I, very sincerely treat you to a meal, what’s my crime?”

Alopecia areata is going crazy: "!!!"

He laughed nervously, approached his bald face nervously, stared into his eyes and said, "Don't act like this, everyone is a pervert, they just have different interests, the same kind should be friendly and help each other, a little bit of sacrifice and dedication, okay?" good?"

The voice was soft and gentle, like a lover whispering, but it made people tremble.

Alopecia areata can only tremble: "You...you..."

"What's wrong with me...Although we are all perverts, you committed the crime first, so I am not a crime! What am I called now?" The bearer suddenly changed his face, grabbed the bald collar and pulled him off the table. He kicked it out again, and laughed loudly: "This is called fighting criminals! Do you understand!"

Alopecia areata didn't even come out, and it went dumb, and threw itself on the ground to soak up a puddle of foul-smelling liquid.

The Great Demon King looked around and asked with a smile, "You guys said, right?"

The little lamb agreed very much, and replied sonorously: "Yes!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Countless voices replied.

Can Nima be wrong?It couldn't be more true.

Yin Jiang pulled his gloves and curled his lips, looked around arrogantly, and dragged the alopecia areata boss back while everyone was trembling, and continued to give a speech: "You are really good boss, you have a really good time~ I am really a red fruit Sour! Everyone is perverted, why can you be so high!"

"Ah! Tell me! Why!" Kicking Alopecia areata's hipbone straight with a kick, Alopecia areata was relieved, but it was completely paralyzed, unable to move, and even lost the strength to speak, the pain I want to die, but I can't get dizzy, so I can only look at the demon and squat down with a pure face and say: "You are all too high, why don't you let me get high now!"

Jiang Yin stared blankly at Yin Jiang who was squatting in front of Alopecia areata. At this time, Yin Jiang was definitely not the gentle and reliable Yin Jiang in the daytime. He was even very different from Yin Jiang a few minutes ago. He has become another person, and now he is full of an inexplicable loneliness, which is more terrifying than the feeling after he had a fever that day.

He's not joking with anyone, he really thinks he's a pervert...

"Theoretically, any place that can be rotated can be dislocated, so the cervical spine should also be able to do it, I haven't tried it yet." Yin Jiang stood up with a smile on his lips, but there was no light in his eyes, like a person at the top of the food chain The predator grabbed the prey's throat, and he raised his toe and touched the ear behind the bald ear.

The devil in his heart grinned grinningly: With this kick, today's affairs will be out of order.

who?who?Who can stop my madness?

no……

Rationally hovering on the verge of collapse, Yin Jiang gently raised his foot and said, "This is the first time, I will dedicate it to..." You?

Before he could finish speaking, he was hugged suddenly, and he heard a familiar and eager voice: "No!"

Yin Jiang was stunned for a moment: "?!"

The incident happened suddenly, and he didn't hold back the handle, and he couldn't kick it out. He stepped on the bald face with his foot, sprained and dragged the big cat for several steps before he stood still.

The big devil looked back at the little lamb, his eyes were icy cold, full of murderous intent.

Something is wrong with the signs.

Infighting?

Kong Yushu felt the killing intent even by the door: Are you going to start a killing spree?

Without the familiar pampering, he felt that he would be kicked away in the next second, Jiang Yin trembled a little, but he didn't let go.

"You...you are~ mine!" Big Mao made a vibrato, but was very firm, "Mine!"

Yin Jiang stared at him fixedly, blinked after a long while, hugged him, bowed and buried his head in the big cat's neck, took a breath of attachment, his tense body relaxed slowly, and gently There was a light "hmm".

Jiang Yin touched his back lightly, and asked in a low voice: "Are you all right, do you want to continue playing?"

Yin Jiang rubbed his neck in remembrance and let go of him: "Forget it, it's boring, you can send the location to the mouse."

Of course these villains should have been arrested sooner!Big Mao nodded, and took out his mobile phone to re-send Captain Feng the location. The signal was not good, so he took a few steps towards the door, moved along the wall for a while, and Xiaoquanquan finally launched successfully.

Feng Hao replied in seconds: Crown, OK, 10 minutes.

Yin Jiang glanced at the reply, kicked the 'living' AB that was still crawling, and snorted: "Go, clean up your boss, don't be so unrestrained!"

AB didn't dare to have any objection, and crawled to dress the alopecia areata boss as if he had received an amnesty.

The science activity is over, and the pain package is almost done. Yin Jiang checked the arms and legs of those guys again. There are so many people, except for Sang Biao, who is useless for playing. The bald head is electrified, and the gold-rimmed glasses collapsed in the toilet. , the other 'living bodies' are all fine, they can be used after a short rest, they obviously still have the strength to escape, but shivering like a flock of tied neck partridges around the big round table, not even daring to make a sound .

Yin Jiang dragged a sofa, and sat in front of them with the cat in his arms, with an unsatisfactory expression on his face.

"There is still a little time now, what should I do to play?" said the big devil.

No one answered, and a very happy proposal: "Otherwise, let's play Truth or Dare? Usually when you come out, there is this link~"

It doesn't need anyone's consent at all, but it seems very reasonable to carry the handle: "Why, can't afford it? Forget it, if you don't want to play truth or dare, then let's play the answering game!" He turned to look at Kong Yu , "Who is that, some music!"

Shocked, Kong Yu got up, ignoring the numbness in his legs, and ran to the console to turn on the stereo.

The music started, and the host smiled brightly: "OK, the first question, who directed Sunflower?"

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