Don't try to bend me

When Lu Ping and Chen Ji came back, there were only seven words in their minds.

What should they do.

When they rushed back to Beijing from the snowy Aranya in the early morning of December 2021, 12, when they opened the door of Building 6 of Bauhinia Apartment, what they saw was their lifelong straight and homophobic best friend. My friend Zhou Cibai slept next to him with a pile of quilts.

Under the quilt was a section of snow-white ankle that obviously did not belong to him.

On the bed next to him, the quilt was lifted, and it was empty, only a few pieces of clothing that had been taken off before going to bed were hanging on the railing, but the owner was missing.

long silence.

The north wind howls.

Lu Ping asked: "Chen Ji, are we coming back late?"

Chen Ji replied, "Maybe it's because I came back early."

"..."

Another long silence.

The north wind was still howling.

Lu Ping said: "You are right."

Chen Ji: "That's why the cold leaves are floating all over my face."

Lu Ping: "My son's rebellion broke my heart."

The two who started singing out of nowhere finally woke up Zhou Cibai.

Zhou Cibai turned over, frowned, and just wanted to ask Lu Ping and Chen Ji why they were going crazy so early in the morning.

Then I realized something, paused, opened my eyes,

He saw Lu Ping and Chen Ji standing under the bed.

And Lu Ping and Chen Jizheng looked up at him and Gu Jiqing, who was sleeping next to him with only a small head and a thin ankle, with sad faces.

"..."

Hey!

Zhou Cibai came to his senses in an instant, sat up immediately, and was about to say that things were not what they thought, when the quilt next to him moved.

Gu Jiqing rubbed his eyes and sat up, the quilt slipped down, revealing the messy neckline of his pajamas and snow-white neck due to his dishonesty sleeping appearance, he himself seemed to be too sleepy to keep his eyes open, and asked in a hoarse voice: "Did I sleep with you again last night?"

"..."

Deathly silence.

again!again! !again! ! !

Lu Ping accurately grasped the key words, and looked at Zhou Cibai with such grief that he almost wrote "How many nasty things did you two dirty dogs and men do in our pure dormitory!" on his face. up.

Zhou Cibai was afraid that he would say something in the next second that would misunderstand Gu Jiqing, so he quickly put on his coat, got out of bed, and then limped and quickly pushed them out of the door.

"Pour out all the dirty things in your minds." Zhou Cibai immediately lowered his voice to stop the pile of yellow waste that Lu Ping was about to release as soon as he closed the door.

Lu Ping was forced to be unable to beat Zhou Cibai, so he closed his mouth unwillingly, but his eyes were full of grief and indignation of "see how you want to explain to me" after the rape.

When Zhou Cibai woke up, his feet didn't hurt much, but his head hurt badly.

He used his thumb and middle finger against the temples on both sides and pressed twice, then looked at Lu Ping, tried his best to calmly explain the whole story yesterday, and finally asked: "Otherwise, what do you want me to do? You have to call me Wake up and hurry down, what can you do for you?"

Indeed, if a beautiful woman who has just been misunderstood by herself, but takes care of herself regardless of the past, and seems to have been wronged just now, normal people would not bear to talk like a baby in her sleep.

"But why don't you go to sleep on my bed?" Lu Ping asked with a soul.

Zhou Cibai: "..."

A brief silence.

"I still have electives in the first period of the morning."

After Zhou Cibai finished speaking, he turned around blankly, and at the speed of a patient who had just recovered from an ankle injury, he quickly washed, dressed, put on his bag, and then called Wang Quan to leave together.

The whole process was so fast that I didn't say a word to anyone.

Gu Jiqing inside the door and Lu Ping Chen Ji outside the door remained: "...?"

·

Zhou Cibai has a really good temper.

Gu Jiqing didn't think too much, just came to this conclusion,

After all, he climbed into the wrong bed again yesterday, but Zhou Cibai didn't get angry.

Then he got up slowly and helped Zhou Cibai make the bed, then went back to his own bed and put on his clothes.

Lu Ping, who was outside the door, only reacted after Zhou Cibai had gone far: "Chen Ji! Did you see that! He can't answer! He just has a guilty conscience!"

After speaking, the phone vibrated.

He looked down and saw a message from the dormitory group.

[White]: The previous things were all misunderstandings, and I have explained it to you, please don’t say things that you don’t have in front of others, so as to embarrass others

[White]: @路见不平 let out a yell, especially you, think more before you speak, don’t be surprised all the time

"Zhou Cibai said that I can't talk with my brain?! Lu Ping was almost wronged and cried for a moment, "He said that I can't talk with my brain because of a man he just met for three days?Well, I'd like to see, what kind of goblin is this, who can fascinate a straight homophobic man! "

After finishing speaking, Lu Ping pushed the door open with righteous indignation, and then stopped in place.

The originally messy sundries on the balcony have been piled up neatly, the scattered trash cans on the ground have been replaced with new bags, the floor splashed with instant noodle soup has become shiny, the dirt in the sink has been cleaned up, and the air is full of dust. There is also a very pleasant light fragrance.

It was a completely different room from the crowded and messy straight male dormitory before.

But personal belongings remained the same.

Hardworking and measured.

The perfect snail girl.

The Tian Luo girl just wrapped up a loose and decent home clothes, looked at them, and after noticing their gaze, she explained in a gentle voice: "I just tidied up the dormitory briefly, maybe I moved something a little, I hope you don't mind .”

"I don't mind! I don't mind!" Lu Ping, who was supposed to be on duty today, shook his head crazily, for fear that the snail girl might have misunderstood something, and she would stop snailing in the future. "It doesn't matter if you touch our things, we big men don't pay attention to these things."

"That's good." Gu Jiqing felt that this round-headed boy was quite cute, so he chuckled, "I prepared a meeting ceremony before, but I didn't take it out because you were not here. Do you want to try it now?"

"Meeting ceremony?" Lu Ping was startled, there are still such fastidious male college students these days?

And when Gu Jiqing took out two boxes of exquisitely packaged homemade cookies, Lu Ping's eyes lit up immediately, and he swallowed his stomach and opened his eyes wide: "Fuck, it's absolutely impossible! Xiao Gu, if you open a store to sell these cookies, you will definitely sell them." Can be sold as the richest man in the country!"

The goblin immediately turned into Xiao Gu.

Lu Ping is quite easy to buy.

But he is a heartless person. Although he likes to be surprised, his non-concept and love-hate are very simple.

Since Gu Jiqing helped him with today's duty and gave him delicious biscuits, he is a good person and will be a friend from now on.

Chen Ji is not as shallow as he is, but he has to admit that this little biscuit is really good.

In other words, Gu Jiqing is a pretty good person.

Even if you only met once, it makes people feel very comfortable, loose and casual, without a sense of oppression, and gentle and decent, and considerate in handling things, coupled with a beautiful but non-aggressive face, it is hard to dislike I feel close and like it.

It doesn't match the rumored image of a goblin and scumbag at all.

It's definitely not easy to make He Changzhi go crazy like that, and make Zhou Cibai accept it so quickly.

Chen Ji kept his mind, accepted the biscuit, and said politely, "Thank you."

Then he turned around and put down his things, turned on the computer, and continued to catch up with the homework due in the afternoon.

The structure of the construction case this time is extremely complicated, and the calculation of the specific amount of solid wall construction is always wrong.

"Lu Ping, are you sure the data is correct?" Chen Ji calculated again, a little impatient.

Lu Ping said blankly: "Ah? It should be right? Anyway, I can't figure it out, why don't you wait for the fourth child to come back and ask him?"

"It has to be handed in before class in the afternoon, and it will be too late when he comes back." Chen Ji frowned, and began to tap the keyboard with his fingers vigorously.

His bed is opposite Gu Jiqing.

Gu Jiqing just looked up and saw that Chen Ji seemed to be in a hurry, so he said softly: "Is it a calculation problem, why don't you let me try?"

After he said this, Chen Ji turned his head in surprise, and then remembered that Gu Jiqing seemed to be from the Department of Mathematics: "But this is different from ordinary calculations. Can you read drawings?"

Gu Jiqing nodded slightly: "Well, I do this at home, so I know a little bit, and I just looked at it, it may be that there is a problem with the mathematical modeling, and it shouldn't waste too much time."

He spoke sincerely and gently, without any condescending sense of superiority, and he was surprisingly reliable.

So Chen Ji thought about it, and finally got out of the way.

·

Zhou Cibai was a little upset during his elective courses all morning.

Does he think he was kicked by a donkey last night?

It's fine if I can't bear to wake up Gu Jiqing, but I haven't thought of sleeping on Lu Ping's bed.

As a result, Lu Ping and Chen Ji caught him out of nowhere in the morning.

Chen Ji is okay, although sometimes his mouth is a bit poisonous, but he still has a sense of proportion in his words and deeds.

But Lu Ping is a stubborn and stubborn man, if he says something, what will Gu Jiqing do if he listens too much.

Thinking of Gu Jiqing's unhappy and silent expression, Zhou Cibai felt annoyed, and couldn't help but took out his mobile phone to send Lu Ping a private message during class: [Don't say anything in the dormitory , and don’t bully others, what’s the matter, wait until I come back]

However, there has been no reply.

Zhou Cibai sent it to Chen Ji again, but there was still no reply.

Lu Ping has always been a person who never leaves his mobile phone, and has never responded to messages, probably because there is something wrong, but he and Chen Ji have no class on Monday morning, so there is something to do at the same time.

Zhou Cibai thought about it, and the more he thought about it, the more annoying he got. Finally, Wang Quan was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, but Zhou Cibai quickly packed his things, and said in a low voice: "I'll give you some takeaway, you first Send me back."

Wang Quan didn't understand: "What are you in a hurry for?"

Zhou Cibai stuffed the book into the bag and zipped it up: "Lu Ping may have misunderstood Gu Jiqing a little bit. The two of them are in the dormitory, so I'm afraid there will be trouble."

"???" Lu Ping's character, King Quan, is also known. He is a nice person, with a straight mind, and a clear distinction between what he likes and what he hates, and he is very loyal. If he really believes those rumors, he will be in trouble. He quickly said, "Okay, then I will first take you back."

两人几乎是以最快的速度赶回了宿舍，还没开门，就听见314里传来了路平杀猪般的嚎叫：“啊啊啊啊啊！！！顾寄青！！！”

Zhou Cibai's heart sank, and he immediately opened the door.

Then cold in place.

In the dormitory, Gu Jiqing was sitting cross-legged on a chair, playing with his mobile phone.

Lu Ping and Chen Ji squatted on either side of him, one on each side, beating and shouting "Brother Gu!!! Save me!!! Rush!!! Kill him!!!"

Excited like two barking dogs.

It seemed that Gu Jiqing among them was extraordinarily calm, and even the arc of his fingertips was extremely elegant.

The pajama trousers shrunk up because of the cross-legged movement, revealing the snow-white ankles, with awe-inspiring bones, slender Achilles tendons, obvious depressions on both sides, and faintly transparent skin color, which looked delicate and fragile.

Just one glance will instantly trigger an urge to hold it tightly in the palm of your hand and play with it.

It's just because there is a person squatting on one side near the ankle now, it becomes an urge to forcefully pull his trousers off.

Zhou Cibai stood on the spot, subconsciously sullen.

Wang Quan also realized that it was a false alarm, and breathed a sigh of relief: "I just said, who doesn't like courtyard flowers, that's all, don't think too much, I want to eat that family's per capita 788 Japanese food at noon."

"Ah."

Zhou Cibai closed the door.

The three who heard the movement raised their heads.

"Fourth, why did you come back so soon, didn't you go to the cafeteria to eat?" Lu Ping asked puzzled.

Zhou Cibai took off his jacket: "I sent you a message but I didn't reply."

"Oh, I forgot to play games, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !!!”

Worried about Zhou Cibai all morning: "..."

It's he who thinks too much.

Obviously, Gu Jiqing's game skills are superb, and he led Lu Ping, a rookie, to the final victory.

When Victory's voice came, Lu Ping quickly smiled at Gu Jiqing and said, "Hey, Gu Gu, let's bond with a buddy relationship. I promise to send you flowers and gifts every day to increase your intimacy. Take me to glory."

Gu Jiqing actually doesn't like playing games very much, because he will feel tired after playing for a long time.

But since he was a child, his friends all liked to play games. He was always short of people and always called him, so he played all kinds of games.

In addition, he may be smart, so although he just plays casually with his friends, he plays well, has a good temper, and is patient. He never complains or gets angry when he brings vegetables. Over time, friends around him like to play games with him.

He is also used to not rejecting such requests.

"Well, good." After adding friends and binding the relationship with best friends, Gu Jiqing looked up at Zhou Cibai, "Does your foot still hurt?"

Compared with the two dead straight men next to him who only focus on playing games, Gu Jiqing's first warm question suddenly warmed Zhou Cibai's heart, and then he quickly avoided his eyes and replied calmly: "fine."

"Well. Then do you want to add a friend together?"

Gu Jiqing just asked casually out of politeness.

Zhou Cibai raised his eyes.

Gu Jiqing wants to take the initiative to add his contact information?

Right.

If it is the previous relationship of "keep a distance and not interfere with each other", it is really inconvenient to add WeChat.

But now that they have decided to be normal roommates and get along well, it seems that there is no problem in adding each other to WeChat out of politeness.

Zhou Cibai reluctantly made a decision in his heart. As soon as he took out his phone, opened WeChat, and was about to hand it over, Lu Ping next to him buried his head in his head and replied: "No, the fourth brother only plays terminal games and consoles, not mobile games, so No need to add."

Zhou Cibai stretched his hand half way to hand over the phone.

Gu Jiqing looked up at him: "Aren't you playing?"

Zhou Cibai who really doesn't play: "..."

After a short silence, under Chen Ji and Lu Ping's innocent gaze, he took back his phone calmly: "Well, I won't play."

"Oh, good." After Gu Jiqing finished answering, he lowered his head and accepted all kinds of gifts that Lu Ping and Chen Ji gave him in the game.

The only one left in the dormitory who doesn't play Glory of Kings is Zhou Cibai: "..."

Forget it, it's okay not to add WeChat, anyway, he and Gu Jiqing have nothing to do with each other, so there is no need to contact.

Thinking about it, Zhou Cibai pursed his lips and straightened his face.

And Lu Ping, who was worried that he might be at odds with Gu Jiqing all morning, said to Gu Jiqing straightforwardly: "Then you also write down my phone number, I am two days older than you, in case there is something urgent in the future, Or if anyone bullies you, you can call your brother Lu, he is definitely the most reliable in the whole dormitory."

Even if you are two days old, you are ashamed to let others call you brother.

Zhou Cibai just wanted to speak.

Gu Jiqing nodded and said, "Well, good, Brother Lu."

Zhou Cibai pursed his lips even tighter.

Chen Ji next to him also handed over his mobile phone: "Then you can add me as well, so that we can contact you later if you need anything."

What can people ask you for?

Zhou Cibai hadn't finished thinking about it yet.

Gu Jiqing carefully wrote down the number and wrote a note.

The corners of Zhou Cibai's lips have been completely pursed into a straight line.

Just the phone vibrated.

He looked down.

The old Wang next door sent a message: [Hey, Mr. Zhou, quickly push Gu Jiqing’s WeChat account to me. A buddy on my side was shocked when he saw Gu Jiqing’s photo. Miss it! ]

Just looking at a photo and wanting to add contact information is called seeing sex, what kind of good marriage can it be?

Without even thinking about it, Zhou Cibai quickly replied with a straight face: [A person who wants to add other people's WeChat when he has nothing to do all day long, what kind of serious person can he be]

When you're done, sit back in your seat.

After a slight pause, he took out his mobile phone and opened the dormitory group.

Members: 3.

So why didn't Lu Ping pull Gu Jiqing into the group?