Don't try to bend me

"Gu Jiqing! You..."

Zhou Cibai originally wanted to turn back and ask Gu Jiqing if he had any requirements for the brand and smell of shampoo and shower gel, but when he opened the door, he saw his underwear hooked on Gu Jiqing's fingertips.

An extremely strong sense of shame instantly spread throughout the body.

So much so that his usual agile thinking channel was directly congested, and he could only hold the doorknob tightly, his ears turned red, and he was too ashamed and angry to say a complete accusation.

On the other hand, Gu Jiqing looked like a normal person, raised his fingertips towards him, and blinked: "Your?"

His fingers were extraordinarily slender, and he wore thin milky white latex gloves, which gave him an inexplicable sense of abstinence, but the movement of his fingertips lazily hooking the black cloth seemed more provocative, even erotic.

Zhou Cibai didn't dare to take another look at it, fearing that he would do something more outrageous, so he quickly snatched it back and stuffed it into the washtub in a hurry, trying to use other clothes to make the piece even smaller than it was too small. The fabric is completely covered up.

The answer is self-evident.

It's just that I didn't expect that a big boy who looked quite tall and cold would blush like this because of a pair of underwear.

It seems that the new roommate will be easier to get along with than imagined.

Gu Jiqing slightly bent her lips.

Zhou Cibai, who just managed to tuck his underwear into the bottom of his dirty clothes, turned around and saw this smile, and immediately lowered his face: "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing." Gu Jiqing had a smile in his eyes, "I just think it's good."

Good?

What's good?

When Zhou Cibai heard these two words, he paused for a moment, and then instantly thought of what happened just now, and immediately got stuck in his heart, and was just about to attack.

However, before he could open his mouth, he bumped into Gu Jiqing's innocent and puzzled eyes who didn't understand why he was upset again, and those outburst words were instantly speechless.

In the end, I could only hold back the impolite syllable in my heart, gritted my teeth, threw out the sentence "I'm going shopping", and rushed out again.

And Gu Jiqing also raised his eyebrows again without knowing why.

What did you say just now?

Nothing.

However, the quality of the dormitory door is quite good.

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After Zhou Cibai walked down the stairs quickly with his head buried all the way, he let out a deep breath, took out his phone, and quickly typed: [What does it mean when a gay says it's nice after seeing a straight man's underwear]

The answer pops up: [Indicating that you are satisfied with your size]

"..."

fuck.

Zhou Cibai finally said that impolite syllable in his heart.

He originally thought that even if there were gays living in his dormitory, as long as he didn't have that kind of thought about himself and both parties paid attention to their behavior, it wouldn't be a big problem.

But that's clearly not the case now.

A normal man, even if he is gay, but if it is not on purpose, how can he say some flirtatious words?How could it be possible to be disheveled when meeting someone for the first time, and to call someone younger brother or elder brother in that unscrupulous tone?

It is even more impossible to touch other people's underwear casually, and it is very good.

When Zhou Cibai was thinking about this, he completely ignored the fact that Lu Ping and Chen Ji often didn't even wear clothes and pants after taking a shower. Ji Qing said "very good".

Then I felt that the base of my ear was burning badly.

He is not so narcissistic that he thinks that he has to like himself if he is gay, but Gu Jiqing's words and deeds really make him feel very uncomfortable, so uncomfortable that his whole body glows with dryness.

But he hadn't really crossed the line, so he couldn't rely on some specious feelings and say with a shy face that he wanted to break him.

Thinking about it, a @ prompt popped up on WeChat.

Zhou Cibai opened it and saw that it was news from the dormitory group.

[Roar when I see the injustice]: @老四, I found the reference materials for you!look!

Zhou Cibai is not in the mood to study now, and is about to skip it.

In the next second, the screen pops up: [Group File - Good 0 Essential Guide: How to Bending a Straight Man]

"..."

A brief pause.

Zhou Cibai opened the file.

[Rule [-]: First of all, you must never let the other party know that you are trying to bend his mind, otherwise it will inevitably cause resentment. If the other party has noticed, you must explain it as soon as possible. ]

Zhou Cibai who just listened to Gu Jiqing's explanation: "..."

[Article [-]: When the other party is unprepared, use some sexy small parts that look normal but are full of care to test the other party and observe the other party's reaction (for example, showing ankles, calves, or rubbing hair and showing neck)]

Just watched Zhou Cibai with Gu Jiqing's neck: "..."

[Article [-]: If the second article is effective, you can add some verbal jokes, such as praising the other party's figure or hardware conditions, and continue to observe the other party's reaction]

Zhou Cibai was praised by Gu Jiqing just now: "..."

[Article [-]: If the other party has an obvious reaction to Article [-] and Article [-], then congratulations, the target person is very likely to be successfully attacked (too excited to avoid or reject reactions are also considered positive reactions, after all, homophobia means deep cabinet, A real straight man will only be indifferent), so you can pretend to make a physical invitation to the other party unintentionally, and stimulate the other party's physical desire]

Zhou Cibai who fled in front of Gu Jiqing just now: "..."

What a mess.

Still afraid of homosexuality?

Homophobia is homophobia, where did the deep cabinet come from?

Only a fool would believe this kind of emotional strategy that looks like an IQ testing machine.

Zhou Cibai, who originally thought that the first three items might be of some reference value, directly exited the document, with a cold face, and quickly replied: [Okay, don’t be idle all day long, what should I do, what should I do? Well, don’t look for trouble, Gu Jiqing can’t eat you up]

After posting, he turned off the phone, and Zhou Cibai also calmed down a little.

Indeed, Gu Jiqing couldn't eat him again.

Moreover, if the things Gu Jiqing did were replaced by Lu Ping and Chen Ji's body and face, it would be the most normal behavior of college boys in the dormitory, and there is nothing wrong with it.

But it's not the same.

I can't tell you exactly what's different, but it just feels different.

Thinking about it, Zhou Cibai got a little annoyed again, so he simply didn't bother to think about it anymore, put away his mobile phone, went to the nearby education supermarket and bought two bottles of shampoo and shower gel for Gu Jiqing, and then walked to the dormitory.

Anyway, it is impossible for him to like men, let alone have desire for a man, so what about Gu Jiqing's love.

As long as it doesn't touch his bottom line, he can bear it.

Then as soon as he opened the door, he saw Gu Jiqing standing on tiptoe, raising his hand, trying to put a 27-inch RIMOWA on top of the wardrobe.

Gu Jiqing is not short, probably about 1.8 meters tall, but he is very thin. When he raised his arms, the sleeves slid down, revealing a white and lonely part, as if he was about to break if he didn't pay attention. .

So the box shook, before Zhou Cibai had time to think, he quickly took two steps forward, passed Gu Jiqing, and raised his hand to support the box for him.

The warm breath of the young boy just after exercising and the faint smell of sage and sea salt suddenly enveloped Gu Jiqing completely.

Gu Jiqing turned around instinctively, the tip of her hair brushed past Zhou Cibai's nose, and a vague coolness brushed against the corners of Zhou Cibai's lips.

Gently, fleeting, like an illusion.

Zhou Cibai felt as if his whole body had been electrified, and took a quick step back from the heat: "You..."

"what happened?"

Before Zhou Cibai finished speaking, Gu Jiqing raised his eyes to look at him, his eyelids lifted slightly, revealing the full arc in the middle of the eyes, revealing a bit of innocent and unconscious bewilderment.

Zhou Cibai's words of shame and indignation got stuck in his throat again.

Again.

It's that look again.

Every time Gu Jiqing finished saying some frivolous words or doing some frivolous actions, he would show this kind of eyes, which made Zhou Cibai have an illusion that everything was just his own dirty thoughts.

But just now he took the initiative to come over again, Gu Jiqing was just a normal instinctive reaction, no matter how he blamed it, he couldn't blame the other party.

No matter how shy and angry Zhou Cibai was, he could only stay where he was, looked at Gu Jiqing, gritted his teeth, looked at each other for a long while, and then said, "Next time you have something to move, tell me." He turned around and slammed the bathroom door shut with a "bang".

The sound of splashing water came quickly.

Gu Jiqing felt a little incomprehensible.

Why is this person so prone to red ears, red neck and emotional agitation?Is there something wrong with your body or nerves?Do you want to go to the hospital for an examination?

However, it seems impolite to make this suggestion hastily, so let's wait for a suitable opportunity.

After all, I'm really tired after being busy today.

The sky outside the window has completely darkened, and the heating in the dormitory is fully turned on, making the sleepiness and tiredness in the bones come out.

Gu Jiqing packed up everything, changed into pajamas and went to bed.

His bed is on the left side of the entrance, next to the balcony, next to Zhou Cibai, and next to Zhou Cibai's bed is the switch of the dormitory chandelier and the water dispenser.

Gu Jiqing slept there in the previous dormitory.

Because he has a good temper, he turns on and off the lights and helps fetch water, and he is never impatient. Now that he has changed the bed suddenly, he is still not used to it.

In fact, Gu Jiqing is a person who doesn't like change, because it is always difficult for him to change his past habits.

But it happens that he always encounters such and such changes.

So the habit changed, and it became a habit, and it was not so hard to endure.

Street lights shone in through the gaps in the curtains, and the room was quiet, except for the sound of water running in the bathroom.

Gu Jiqing soon fell asleep.

He looks like a light sleeper who is sick and worried, but in fact he always sleeps deeply.

It’s just that there are many dreams at night, and I can’t come out or get in the dream again and again. When I often wake up, I have to stop and think for a long time before I can vaguely remember who I am, where I am now, and what time it is.

And dreams are always annoying things that are not new.

When Gu Jiqing woke up again in a daze, he felt very hot all over his body, his head was dizzy, and his mouth was dry.

Frowning slightly, he sat up and thought for a while, but he didn't seem to have recovered. He just felt that the heater was too hot, so he kicked up his pants instinctively, then half-closed his eyes, and groped out of bed.

Then he took a glass of cold water, poured it down, put the glass back on the table with his backhand, climbed the ladder, and got back into bed, only to find that the bedding was not within his reach.

Where did the quilt go.

He knelt on the bed sheet, his eyes were dazed, and he wanted to grope for the edge of the quilt, but someone grabbed his ankle suddenly, and the scorching hot feeling wrapped around his ankle in an instant, and he squeezed it tightly and forcefully.

Gu Jiqing was stunned, who was catching him.

He raised his eyes in a daze, and then met Zhou Cibai's gaze in the bed, which was also in a daze.

Gu Jiqing blinked his eyelashes blankly.

Zhou Cibai's fingertips tightened unconsciously again in an instant.

The person in front of him was kneeling on his bed, his upper body was in a mess wearing a silk pajamas, his waist was slightly slumped, showing a full buttocks curve, and his legs were dazzling white reflecting the sunlight leaking in from the window.

There is a seductive smell everywhere.

But he just looked at you blankly with a pair of pure and charming eyes, as if he didn't know what he did wrong.

The touch in the hand is exactly the same as imagined, slender and fragile, with a light grip, you can completely control it, like thin-bodied porcelain, people can't help but want to care for it, but also can't help but want to destroy it.

The thin silk quilt also raised an obvious arc in the early morning when the sky is dim in winter.

At that moment, there was only one sentence left in Zhou Cibai's mind.

Article [-]: Pretending to make a physical invitation to the other party unintentionally to stimulate the other party's physical desire.

If it was a misunderstanding to provoke him face-to-face, it was a coincidence to wipe his hair and show his neck, it was a good intention to help him pick up his underwear, and it was a coincidence to kiss his forehead with his lips, then how can he explain that he appeared on his bed in disheveled clothes now?

Zhou Cibai finally couldn't bear it any longer, his face flushed, he squeezed Gu Jiqing's ankle tightly, and uttered a sentence almost like gnashing his teeth.

"Gu Jiqing, I'm not interested in men."