Don't try to bend me

"Didn't we agree that it would be once a week?"

Gu Jiqing didn't quite remember when he said the reward, he looked at Zhou Cibai, and asked inexplicably,

But Zhou Cibai, who was still condemning his brazenness in his heart just now, paused slightly after hearing the words, raised his head, just met Gu Jiqing's innocent eyes, and was taken aback for a moment.

What do you mean?

Does Gu Jiqing not remember?

He waited so hard for a whole week, but Gu Jiqing actually wanted to renege on his debt? !

His eyes changed from dazed and puzzled to an unbelievable shock and aggrieved: "How can you play tricks?!"

Gu Jiqing: "..."

Zhou Cibai's expression and tone made him suddenly feel that he was very like the heartless and heartless man in the TV series, and Zhou Cibai was the heartbroken good woman who was cheated and deceived.

He felt a little guilty, looked at Zhou Cibai, and argued in a low voice: "I didn't."

Every time after Gu Jiqing was caught doing something bad, he would look at Zhou Cibai so seriously, and then blink his eyes lightly, like a puppet cat obediently looking at you, looking very innocent and cute, but It makes people hate it again.

Zhou Cibai couldn't help but pushed Gu Jiqing to the corner of the sofa, bit his Adam's apple punitively, and said angrily, "Little rascal."

The smell on his body is the smell that Gu Jiqing likes, and the temperature is also the temperature that Gu Jiqing likes, so Gu Jiqing consciously wrapped his neck and waist around his body instinctively: "I don't have it, I just don't remember it. .”

When he spoke like this, Zhou Cibai couldn't vent his anger even if he was full of anger.

Fierce and reluctant to be fierce, asking and reluctant to ask, so angry that he wanted to bite twice but didn't dare to use force, so he could only deliberately say viciously: "The first night when I slept in your room, you said that it will be changed to three times a week, and now I forget it." Yet."

three times a week?

It is true that Gu Jiqing often does not remember what he said when he was in a drowsy sleep, when he wakes up the next day.

But he thought about Cibai's physical strength next week and his own physical strength, and he didn't quite understand why he made such a suggestion at the time, because he felt that he could bear it twice a week at most.

But Zhou Cibai would not lie to him.

Maybe it was because I was in such a good mood that night.

Just like today.

After all, he agreed to Zhou Cibai, so he can't renege on his debt.

And when Zhou Cibai's whole body covered him, he himself felt that his body seemed to be familiar with and adapted to Zhou Cibai, so as a qualified bed partner, he had no reason to be hypocritical.

So he replied softly: "Okay, then let's change the regulations tomorrow, but it's better to be twice a week, okay?"

He asked so sincerely that Zhou Cibai felt endless guilt and softness in his heart at that moment. He looked into Gu Jiqing's eyes and asked, "Gu Jiqing, do you believe everything I say?"

Gu Jiqing didn't quite understand why Zhou Cibai said this suddenly.

But it is true that in front of Zhou Cibai, it is a rare time when he can completely relax and not think, he nodded: "Yes."

An understatement and a casual and natural nod is better than countless tender words in the world.

Because he has seen Gu Jiqing's most calm and rational appearance, so this moment Gu Jiqing is enough to make his heart start beating violently.

Before Gu Jiqing could react, he lowered his head and kissed Gu Jiqing's lips.

He thought that he would never lie to Gu Jiqing for the rest of his life.

Except when you want to secretly eat Gu Jiqing.

The soft fabric sofa is deeply sunken, bringing the floor lights to the side, and the shadows of people are swaying and shaking.

The kitten in the corner of the sofa was caught by its tail and couldn't break free. Its nails caught deep scratches on the dark gray fabric, and its throat overflowed with weak whimpers.

The book on the sofa was also pushed to the ground, the pages were unintentionally opened, and the warm yellow floor light blurred the black ink.

It said, firelight, meat smell, kitten meowing.Perhaps this is the truth, is life. [1]

And the smell of kittens and the taste of meat are both his favorite tastes.

·

But Gu Jiqing didn't like it that much.

He likes the feeling of being out of control when he is with Zhou Cibai when his senses are awakened by the other party's temperature and strength, but he can't lose control to that extent.

And is Zhou Cibai really a big dog? Licking him is like porridge licking a cat.

When Gu Jiqing woke up on the sofa wrapped in a blanket, feeling exhausted, he began to think about whether to add some other restrictions to the contract.

However, as soon as he turned around, he saw Zhou Cibai was busy making breakfast in the kitchen, and the porridge had obviously been taken for a walk, and he was happily having fun there with a coat of Zhou Cibai in his mouth.

Zhou Cibai was willing to give up such an expensive coat.

He suddenly felt that he seemed a little too selfish.

In order to help him clear up the rumors, Zhou Cibai was willing to sacrifice his original innocence and come out publicly, so as a qualified bed partner, he shouldn't be too lazy.

He sat up, rubbed Congee Congee's head, replaced Zhou Cibai's coat with a small ball, then stepped on the carpet, just about to help in the kitchen.

Zhou Cibai immediately turned around: "Are you awake?"

Gu Jiqing nodded: "Yes."

His voice was a little hoarse again.

Zhou Cibai looked away embarrassedly: "Well, there is warm water and throat lozenges on the table, the towels are soaked in hot water for you, the toothpaste is squeezed out, and the toiletries are all sterilized by me just bought in the morning. Yes, you wash up first, and I'll have breakfast here after washing up."

Gu Jiqing felt that Zhou Cibai's service seemed a bit too good, no matter from the point of view of the bed partner or the landlord, he said, "Actually, I can do all these by myself, and I will also do all the cooking and housework in the future." can share..."

"No, I like to cook." Before he finished speaking, Zhou Cibai flipped the fried egg neatly and said in a low voice, "And our family rules are like this. Men from the Zhou family have to go to the kitchen after they get married. Working is a rule set by my grandma, so you should help me adapt to married life in advance."

"..."

Gu Jiqing felt that this was a bit strange.

But didn't think much of it.

Because based on his understanding of Zhou Cibai, Zhou Cibai would indeed not be willing to be the person to be taken care of, so it shouldn't matter if he was a little lazy.

But Zhou Cibai's grandma must be a heroine if she can set such a family rule.

Gu Jiqing silently praised Mrs. Zhou, then went to wash and change clothes slowly.

When he came out, breakfast was already set on the table.

Gu Jiqing said thank you, and just as he was about to move the fork, Zhou Cibai hurriedly said, "Aren't you taking pictures?"

"?" Gu Jiqing raised his head and blinked, "What photo?"

Zhou Cibai pointed in front of him, and said aggrievedly, "I even fried heart-shaped ones."

The expression is like a kindergarten kid who secretly did a good deed, but the teacher forgot to praise him.

And Gu Jiqing looked at the place he pointed, only to find that the two fried eggs were indeed in the shape of hearts, and the jam on the toast was also drawn into two cute smiling faces. tablecloth.

"..."

Although Gu Jiqing himself has never been in a relationship, he has seen many female friends around him fall in love, so after a short silence, he probably understood: "Do you want to take pictures and post them on Moments?"

"Yeah." Zhou Cibai pursed the corner of his lower lip, and found an excuse for himself, "It's all about acting."

It also makes sense.

Remembering what he and Zhou Cibai had discussed last night, Gu Jiqing took a photo with a beautiful angle, added a filter, and recalled the template of a female friend showing affection in the past, adding: [Love Breakfast], and then Pointing the phone at Zhou Cibai, he asked, "Is this okay?"

Zhou Cibai said: "You should add Mr. Zhou to do it."

"okay."

Gu Jiqing carefully added the words "made by Mr. Zhou" and posted it on Moments.

It is convenient and habitual to make everyone related to the Gu family invisible.

Zhou Cibai took a picture from another angle, scheming to include a part of Gu Jiqing's finger, and then added the text [Love breakfast for Gu Xiaomao], and inspired by Gu Jiqing, blocked After the elders in the family sent it to Moments.

Sure enough, the comments were soon filled with mutual friends of the two.

[Looking at the injustice on the road]: Zhou Cibai!Don't play dead!Look at my WeChat!You answer my call!Quickly answer me why you lied to me!They also poisoned me early in the morning to seduce me! ! !

[JiChen]: Zhou Cibai, please restrain yourself, don't force Gu Jiqing to send one, and send another one yourself

[Over white and not white]:? ? ?Wait, I just took the test for two days, what happened? !Brother Zhou, aren't you straight? !Am I out of the gay nest? !

[Xiaoqiao is not Xiaoqiao]: Zhou Cibai, you stinky dog! ! !Get Gu Gu back on my WeChat! ! !Otherwise, my family will call the police! ! !

[Old Wang next door]: Mr. Zhou!Is it the circle of friends you forced Gu Gu to post!Do you know how troubled I am now! ! !All the people I introduced to Gu Gu before came to me and mourned their broken love! ! !

Who told you to introduce someone to Gu Jiqing all day long.

He just wants to drive away all his potential love rivals before Gu Jiqing finds out, otherwise Gu Jiqing is good-looking and easy to deceive, what if he turns around and is abducted by others.

Zhou Cibai felt that he had gradually lost his moral bottom line.

But after seeing Gu Jiqing not thinking about anything, just drinking milk and eating fried eggs slowly, he feels that morality is not important.

Anyway, Gu Jiqing will believe everything he says.

Thinking of what Gu Jiqing said last night, Zhou Cibai couldn't help lowering his head and showing a smile.

Gu Jiqing believed him unconditionally.

Then Gu Jiqing trusted him.

To trust him is to depend on him, to depend on him is to like him, and if you like him, you will definitely be inseparable from him.

It's good that Gu Jiqing can't live without him.

Zhou Cibai couldn't hide the smile on his lips.

As soon as Gu Jiqing picked up the milk cup, he saw Zhou Cibai's silly face towards the fried egg: "..."

He felt that Zhou Cibai didn't seem very smart recently.

But for some reason, he seemed to be in a good mood looking at Zhou Cibai's days when he wasn't very smart.

So he rarely took the initiative to chat during the meal: "Will you live here during the winter vacation?"

"What's wrong?" Zhou Cibai raised his head.

Gu Jiqing said: "It's nothing, it's just that I made an appointment with a kid to tutor him in a competition during the winter vacation, so I may have to stay in Beijing until the New Year. I don't know if it's inconvenient to live here."

"Convenient, of course it is convenient!" Zhou Cibai did not expect that such a pie could fall from the sky.

He was thinking that the exam week would start tomorrow, and he and Gu Jiqing must be very busy. If he went home after the exam, he would have to wait a month later if he wanted to catch up with Gu Jiqing. There will be such good things.

"I'm also going to make an architectural model during the winter vacation, so I'm not in a hurry to go home." Zhou Cibai originally gave a reason casually, but suddenly thought of something, and looked at Gu Jiqing with some excitement, "The one you made yesterday is about Can you send me the model of the solar cabin design?"

Gu Jiqing blinked: "Why do you want that?"

Zhou Cibai said, "Anyway, it's useful."

Gu Jiqing didn't think too much about it: "Well, okay, then I'll send it back to you."

Zhou Cibai said again: "Then you don't have an exam today, let's go to the supermarket and buy some daily necessities."

Gu Jiqing nodded: "Okay."

"Porridge seems to be taking a bath, let's take it to Pei Yiming's shop in a few days."

"Okay."

"There is an exam tomorrow morning, I'll drive you there."

"Okay."

"If you have time, help us draw a couple's profile picture, lest there are still people who don't believe it."

"Okay."

"Why do you say everything well?"

"Ok?"

if not?

Gu Jiqing raised his head and blinked.

Zhou Cibai couldn't help but lowered his head and laughed again, the stupid little cat who was easy to deceive, then took out his mobile phone and changed Gu Jiqing's note to Gu Xiaomao.

When Gu Jiqing put down the milk cup, he happened to see these words by accident. He thought that he was familiar with Zhou Cibai now, so he didn’t need to use the AXX format anymore, so he lowered his head and modified a symmetrical one. Remark.

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Gu Jiqing has never had such a comfortable final week.

I can sleep peacefully and steadily every day, without being disturbed by other people who are preparing for the exam in the dormitory, and I don’t have to be dragged by a person to ask questions every once in a while, and then interrupt my review.

There is no need to go to the cafeteria to queue up to eat unpalatable meals. Zhou Cibai does not have an exam, so Zhou Cibai cooks. Occasionally, Zhou Cibai has an exam. When he does not have an exam, he does not mind cooking a little to show off his cooking skills.

Often after dinner, he would nestle on the carpet in front of the sofa, watching Crayon Shin-chan on the super-large screen, Congee Congee obediently lying beside him, and Zhou Cibai was washing dishes in the kitchen not far away.

The open kitchen structure makes them seem to be in the same space all the time, and the sound of washing dishes also dilutes the impersonal feeling that is often present in a large house that is nearly decorated as a model house.

And Zhou Cibai was thinking about being nervous about the weekend review, so he didn't torment him desperately, but occasionally when they made sweet and sour short ribs in the evening, when they were watching cartoons together, they would suddenly catch up because of a certain excellent atmosphere. kiss.

Then stained the carpet.

However, this has nothing to do with Gu Jiqing. When the carpet was dirty, Zhou Cibai wrote a profound self-criticism by hand, and promised that the next time it would not exceed two hours, and that he would replace it with a thicker, softer and more comfortable carpet. .

It wasn't until the day of the holiday that the two were caught by Lu Ping and Xia Qiao in the dormitory.

"Zhou Cibai! Tell me the truth! What the hell is going on! Why did everyone in the dormitory suddenly leave the order overnight except for me! Do you know how miserable I am!"

Lu Ping squatted Zhou Cibai in various examination rooms for a full ten days, but Zhou Cibai always stepped on the spot and handed in the papers in advance, leaving no room for him to question.

Lu Ping has never felt such a strong sense of betrayal, so today he grabbed Xia Qiao and blocked people in the dormitory, and he really blocked the two "adulterants" who came back to pick up their luggage.

Gu Jiqing didn't care, just packed his things slowly.

However, Zhou Cibai was entangled by Lu Ping with the appearance of "I was deceived and betrayed by my good brother", so he couldn't help it, so he could only half-hearted and half-righteously said: "I didn't lie to you, anyway, it happened on New Year's Day ..."

"New Year's Day? Isn't that just..." Lu Ping thought of those two tooth marks, took a deep breath, and opened his eyes wide, "Could it be that day...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Before Lu Ping could say that overly evocative word, Zhou Cibai covered his mouth and dragged him out.

Xia Qiao in the rest of the dormitory also quickly asked, "Gu Gu, are you really with Zhou Cibai?"

Gu Jiqing and Xia Qiao have never concealed anything, and he knew that Xia Qiao asked this question because he saw something, so he said softly: "No."

"Then what are you two doing now?!" Xia Qiao was about to die of anxiety.

Gu Jiqing thought for a while and said, "Shared roommate?"

"I cook you breakfast and dinner every day, pick you up and drop you off after class, walk your dog and feed it, a shared roommate who shows affection to you in Moments?!"

"Well, because Zhou Cibai directly said that we are a couple in order to help me last time, it's not easy to tear him down."

Xia Qiao looked at the way Gu Jiqing was packing up his things with downcast eyes, at that moment, he suddenly hated that Gu Jiqing was just a piece of wood

But it can't be all Gu Jiqing's fault.

Because Gu Jiqing has been hurt too much, the self-protection mechanism in his subconscious naturally avoids this outside the scope of his own thinking, and he is unwilling to think about it, or dare not think about it.

As Gu Jiqing's friend, he didn't know what to do for a while.

Outside the door, Zhou Cibai had already dragged Lu Ping aside: "Be careful what you say!"

"No!" Lu Ping managed to catch his breath, and immediately said anxiously, "You dare to do it, but you dare not let people tell you!"

For the sake of Gu Jiqing's image and to avoid Lu Ping talking nonsense in the future, Zhou Cibai frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, Gu Jiqing is not with me yet."

Lu Ping: "?"

Zhou Cibai said, "I haven't caught up yet."

Lu Ping: "???"

After a brief shock, he reacted: "Fuck! Then your current status is not forced to be in the palace?!"

Zhou Cibai didn't know where Lu Ping learned these messy words, but they were so accurate, he couldn't refute them, so he could only say with a cold face: "Don't worry about it, anyway, Gu Jiqing doesn't know about it, you And don't talk nonsense with anyone else."

Although Lu Ping is usually unreliable, his brother's secrets have always been tight-lipped, and Zhou Cibai can also trust him.

But Lu Ping was shocked: "Wait, I don't know what Gu Jiqing is... Fuck?! You haven't confessed your love to him yet, have you?!"

Lu Ping's whole body was about to crack.

Zhou Cibai just kept a straight face and didn't speak.

Lu Ping choked his heart with a mouthful of old blood. He knew that Zhou Cibai was innocent, but he didn't expect Zhou Cibai to be so innocent: "If you don't confess your love, how will people know that you like him!"

"You don't understand." Zhou Cibai said in a low voice, "He said that he doesn't want to fall in love, and finds it tiring."

Lu Ping was in a hurry: "Then what is the difference between you and falling in love now?!"

Zhou Cibai: "..."

Lu Ping was even more anxious: "Then do you think he likes you?"

Zhou Cibai: "..."

"Are you two pieces of wood?!"

Lu Ping never expected that, as the only real single dog in the dormitory, he would have to worry about this kind of problem.

"You wait, let me handle this matter."

After Lu Ping finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to go to the dormitory.

Before Zhou Cibai had time to prepare to pull him back, Lu Ping had already pushed open the door of the dormitory: "Gu Gu, do you have time to play black tonight? I called a friend, Guofu Daji, Thief Qiang, together .”

Gu Jiqing has been living quite comfortably lately. After the exam, there is nothing else to do. He can just play games to pass the time at night, so he replied: "Well, good."

Before Zhou Cibai could stop him, he heard that Gu Jiqing agreed, so he paused, and could only agree.

After returning home at night, he sent [-] messages, telling Lu Ping not to mess around, and at the same time cooked a big table of sumptuous dinner for Gu Jiqing.

Then he comforted him in advance: "Well, you know, Lu Ping sometimes has a bad mind and may do some weird things. If he does something excessive later on, you will feel unhappy or uncomfortable. Just say it, it’s nothing.”

Gu Jiqing felt that playing a game, what Lu Ping could do, at most, was to give someone a thousand miles away, and he was used to it, so he didn't take it to heart.

Zhou Cibai really couldn't figure out what Lu Ping was going to do to Gu Jiqing.

So when the two of them were lying cross-legged on the sofa together, Gu Jiqing was picking at his skin slowly, while Zhou Cibai was full of uneasiness.

Until Lu Ping and the others entered the room, everything was normal, and the friend Lu Ping brought over did indeed have the national service Daji mark, so it seemed that he was not looking for someone to trick Gu Jiqing.

Zhou Cibai breathed a sigh of relief, and then he whispered to Gu Jiqing: "If you feel tired of playing C with rhythm, then I'll be the jungler, and you can just choose Yao or Ming Shiyin to walk with me .”

According to Gu Jiqing's own lazy personality, this is indeed a suitable suggestion. He just wanted to agree, but in the next second, a cloying male voice suddenly appeared in the voice of the team.

"Wow! Brother Jiang! Are you a wild king? Is your profile picture yours? So handsome! Are you in CP? I will play Yao to assist you, can you take me to fly? So do you have CP? If you don’t have CP, How about being a CP with me, I am good at bel canto, can I still sing for you, brother-chan~"

"..."

At that moment, the audio channel of the entire team was silent.

Until a long time later, Gu Jiqing repeated it slowly in his clear and lazy voice: "Brother Jiang."

Only then did Zhou Cibai come back to his senses in an instant, and his ears immediately became red, and he kicked the national uniform Daji out of the room, and then said to Gu Jiqing: "This person is none of my business!"

"Yes, I see." Gu Jiqing took a sip of saliva casually, and slowly added three words, "Brother sauce."

Zhou Cibai: "..."

fuck.

Lu Ping simply wanted him to die.

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Zhou Cibai knelt down on the washboard: Wife, listen to my explanation

Gu Gu drank tea leisurely: Okay, brother sauce

[1] Quoted from Mr. Lao She's "Divorce" (Strong Amway!)