Don't try to bend me

Out of maternal love that can't help flooding whenever she sees Gu Jiqing, Mrs. Zhou rarely went to play mahjong in the afternoon, but took Chairman Zhou to send Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing back to school.

After arriving at the dormitory, Mrs. Zhou surrounded Gu Jiqing's bed up and down and carefully checked whether the quilt was thick, whether the mattress was soft or not, whether the electrical equipment in the dormitory was safe, whether there were enough snacks and long johns , After confirming that there is no problem, he nodded in satisfaction.

Then he took Gu Jiqing's hand and explained in detail for a long time, until he was about to catch up with the evening rush hour if he didn't leave, then he reluctantly left, leaving only a room full of noble women's perfume and a table full Healthy and delicious imported snacks.

So much so that Lu Ping, who was watching the whole process blankly, couldn't help rushing up excitedly after the two walked away: "Fuck, Gu Gu, were those your parents just now? They are so handsome and beautiful ! It looks like you!!!"

After the words fell, Zhou Cibai, who was helping Gu Jiqing spread the bed sheets, couldn't hold back, turned around from the bed, and gave him a white look: "That's my parents."

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"..."

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"That's your parents?! Then you, you... damn it! This progress is too fast!!!" Lu Ping never thought that Zhou Cibai was still worrying about whether Gu Jiqingxi didn't like him at the end of last semester , This semester starts, and the parents send it to school directly, "According to this progress, you will tell me that you are married tomorrow, right?!"

Lu Ping originally wanted to make angry and jealous complaints and attacks on this exaggerated couple.

However, Zhou Cibai just slowly retreated from Gu Jiqing's bed with the help of the ladder: "It's not that you haven't thought about the issue you mentioned, but you haven't reached the legal marriage age yet, so we can only talk about it in two years."

Lu Ping: "...?"

He looked at Gu Jiqing: "Gu Gu, is he dreaming? Just after I caught up with you, I was thinking about marrying you?"

Gu Jiqing hugged the thermos, thought for a while, and said seriously: "It should not be a dream, because the decoration of the wedding room seems to have been thought out, and it would be a disadvantage not to get married."

"???" Lu Ping was hit hard by the dog food, and turned his head in grief and indignation, "Chen Ji! Take care of them!"

Chen Ji just hung up the phone: "What's wrong? I just called my girlfriend, but I didn't hear you."

Lu Ping: "..."

He is redundant.

After all, he never thought that there could be a living couple in the same dormitory.

And the couple clearly have no shame whatsoever.

In the name of celebrating Gu Jiqing's birthday, the entire 314 residents, Wang Quan and Shen Zhaoxiaqiao next door, planned to have a dinner together at night.

At first, Lu Ping and Chen Ji Wangquan didn't think there was anything wrong with this decision. After all, it was Gu Jiqing's birthday. As friends, they had already prepared gifts, and it was only natural for them to have a meal together.

But things gradually started to go wrong from the 10 minutes when they waited for Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing downstairs in the dormitory.

Gu Jiqing originally just wanted to change clothes casually, but just as he took off his coat, Zhou Cibai got into his bed curtain.

Gu Jiqing thought there was something wrong with him, and then Zhou Cibai whispered: "Well, Gu Zhizhi, can we wear couple outfits today?"

Gu Jiqing blinked: "?"

Zhou Cibai seemed a little embarrassed himself: "I just want others to know that you are my boyfriend..."

Although he came out publicly before, it wasn't a real couple at that time, and he was a bit guilty, but it's different now. Now Gu Jiqing is his real boyfriend, and he just wants others to know about them How good the relationship is.

He himself knew it was childish to do so, and he didn't know if Gu Jiqingxi didn't like it, so in the middle of speaking, he pursed his lips uncomfortably, and his ears were still a little red.

Seeing him like this, Gu Jiqing thought he was cute: "But where did we get the couple outfits?"

When they were at Zhou's house, in order to "conceal" their relationship, they didn't buy any couple clothes.

In the end, Zhou Cibai seemed to have been prepared, said "wait a minute", and quickly exited the bed curtain. After a while, when he came back, Gu Jiqing's bed was already covered with various clothes, From small socks to large coats, they are piled full.

And without exception, those with Zhou Cibai were all lovers.

Gu Jiqing flipped it over, and just wanted to say if it was a bit exaggerated, but when he looked up, he looked expectantly at last week's resignation dog.

"..."

Forget it, the dog is so cute, how could he have the heart to reject him.

Gu Jiqing nodded and said, "Well, good."

Zhou Cibai immediately jumped up and kissed him happily: "Okay, then I'll change it for you."

"Oh, don't, Zhou Cibai, go away! You perverted relative... um..."

So Lu Ping, Chen Ji, and the others didn’t know what happened in the past 10 minutes. They only knew that the two people who walked down the stairs after 10 minutes belonged to the couple, the sweater belonged to the couple, and the scarf belonged to the couple. The watches belonged to the couple, the sneakers belonged to the couple, even the amulet on the mobile phone pendant belonged to the couple, and they even held hands with their fingers interlocked.

No matter which of these two people, walking alone on the street is eye-catching enough, let alone holding hands like this.

Lu Ping: "..."

Chen Ji: "..."

Wang Quan: "..."

"You can't do it?"

The three spoke in unison.

Zhou Cibai took Gu Jiqing's hand, raised his eyebrows: "Why not?"

How many people on this campus are coveting the beauty of his boyfriend, and if he doesn't declare his sovereignty in a high-profile way, what if someone robs him later?

And it's not easy to catch up with such a good boyfriend, let's show it off, what's wrong?

Zhou Cibai raised his eyebrows, which fully demonstrated the instinct of male canids to show off their mates.

The three of them were speechless, they could only look at Gu Jiqing who was mature, rational and not so romantic in their hearts.

Gu Jiqing has always been not very fond of attracting attention, and his behavior is relatively low-key, but I don’t know why his mouth is so red today, and it’s rare that he doesn’t speak with a gentle smile, but just hides his chin in the scarf in a bit of anger, saying : "He is tall, I can't control him."

Then Zhou Cibai immediately said quickly, "No, I'm just listening to Gu Jiqing."

Lu Ping: "..."

Chen Ji: "..."

Wang Quan: "..."

After silence, turn around and leave.

Because they don't want to be rendered ugly, nor do they want to be flustered by the boring conversation between the two.

Thus, a magical scene of three straight men running wildly in front, two handsome guys holding hands and slowly following, and passers-by on the road couldn't help but look sideways.

Xia Qiao and Shen Zhao arrived at the Tao Li Yuan restaurant earlier than them, and when they were waiting for them downstairs, they were fortunate enough to witness this spectacle. Seeing the figures of the three people in front of them almost fleeing, they asked, "Would you be able to ?”

The three of them said in unison again: "Why not?!"

Xia Qiao and Shen Zhao: "?"

Although it is eye-catching for two people to wear a complete couple outfit, it is still the normal behavior of a normal couple in love. Is it so exaggerated?

Before they could react, Zhou Cibai had already approached, holding Gu Jiqing's hand.

They were about to say hello, but the members of the two basketball teams saw Zhou Cibai one step ahead of them and greeted him: "Mr. Zhou, long time no see, come over for dinner?"

Zhou Cibai said "Yes", "It's my boyfriend's birthday, so come over for a dinner."

"Oh, happy birthday sister-in-law!"

Both of them were iron-blooded straight men, so they smirked twice without thinking about it for a while.

Then Zhou Cibai asked, "Are you ready for the weekend basketball game?"

As the captain, Zhou Cibai used to ask before every game as usual, with the same serious and cold tone, the two immediately said: "Don't worry, get ready, we will definitely not embarrass our department."

"Will someone cheer you up then?"

"Ok?"

"Is there anyone who brought you water, towels, new jerseys, and cheered you up with hand-painted banners?" Zhou Cibai's expression was very natural and the captain's questioning tone.

The two still didn't think much about it: "No, where did these come from? What? The team is planning to assign cheerleaders now?!"

When the two widowed straight men said the last three words, the flames of hope were even ignited in their eyes.

Then it was extinguished by Zhou Cibai in the next second: "Oh, no, I just want to say that I have it, and the limited edition Kobe signed jersey that you guys liked last time was also given by my boyfriend."

Between the words, there is no hiding the pride and showing off.

After finishing speaking, he left a sentence of "See you in the game", held Gu Jiqing's hand tightly, and walked away with his head held high like a canine animal that just won a battle.

You can even see the tail behind him wagging wildly in the sky.

Two widowed straight men: "..."

Xia Qiao Shenzhao who witnessed all this: "..."

After silence, he walked away.

Whoever gets close to a man with zero IQ in love is a pure-blooded vengeful.

Gu Jiqing was a little embarrassed at first, but when he turned his head and saw the joy in the corners of Zhou Cibai's eyes and brows, he hid it in the scarf and secretly bent his lower lip.

Forget it, dogs like to show off.

The boyfriend I chose, what else can I do except let him.

But obviously the remaining five ordinary friends were not so tolerant towards Zhou Cibai. They sat neatly at the table, looking at Zhou Cibai with eyes full of jealousy and disgust.

Zhou Cibai didn't realize it, just took Gu Jiqing's hand and sat down opposite them, then asked in a low voice: "Gu Zhizhi, what do you want to eat?"

Gu Jiqing took off the scarf: "Anything is fine, you just choose."

"Well, how about some sweet and sour short ribs first?"

"it is good."

"Squirrel mandarin fish?"

"Row."

"Sixi Maruko?"

"can."

"Scallions are small..."

"Zhou Cibai!" Xia Xiaoqiao, the cutest person at the table, finally couldn't bear it any longer, "Can you please don't add small words on everything you order!"

Zhou Cibai accepted the accusation without shame, even confidently and indifferently: "It's Gu who only likes to add small words first."

Gu Jiqing, who hadn't realized that he had this habit before, held a teacup: "..."

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be the case.

Xia Qiao has always known that Gu Jiqing has this habit: "But can it be the same?! Gu Gu is Gu Gu! He looks like that, and everything he says is cute! But you are a 1.9-meter macho! You have a macho self-consciousness Ok!"

Zhou Cibai was still very calm: "Marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog."

After finishing speaking, he handed the menu to the boss who came to order: "One more can of Coke."

"Okay." Zhou Cibai used to bring people from the basketball team here for dinner, so the boss is very familiar with him, "Anything else?"

"Yes." Zhou Cibai did not hesitate.

The boss looked up: "Huh?"

Zhou Cibai pointed to Gu Jiqing who was secretly eating small peas beside him: "This is my boyfriend."

The boss who was suddenly shown affection: "..."

Gu Zhizhi, who was suddenly watched by the crowd and secretly ate the little peas: "..."

And the group of five onlookers who were once again sprinkled with dog food: "..."

Zhou Cibai is a real dog.

However, Zhou Cibai's expression on the introduction was very serious, as if it was something that had to be done.

The boss had no choice but to take the menu and leave quickly while acknowledging it, and then excitedly shared the gossip with his waiter.

Lu Ping, as the biggest widow at the table, couldn't take it anymore: "Zhou Cibai! Do you have to be so showy when you're in love!"

"Of course." Xia Qiao couldn't stand the bowls of dog food anymore, and decided to add fuel to the flames, "After all, Gu Gu is a huge fan, and the people chasing him can line up from the south gate to the north gate of the school. There are a total of seven people who entrusted me with chocolates on Valentine's Day!"

After the words fell, the eyes of everyone at the table turned to Gu Jiqing again.

Gu Jiqing who just picked up another little pea: "..."

He just wants to eat a small bowl of beans.

But with Zhou Cibai's shocked and questioning eyes, he really couldn't just ignore it, so he could only quickly explain: "No, Xia Qiao lied to you, there are not so many people chasing me, and..."

And he let Xia Qiao send back those chocolates without even looking at them.

However, before he finished speaking, a drunken and crying voice came from behind him: "Gu Jiqing!"

Gu Jiqing paused for a moment, turned around slowly, and saw a tall, muscular, sporty hunk wearing sports white socks, who seemed to be somewhat familiar, pointing at Zhou Cibai, looked at him, and complained in tears: "You At the beginning, you didn’t even want to listen to me, so you rejected me because you said you don’t like boys who are too big, too strong, too muscular, so what’s the matter with him?!”

Gu Jiqing turned his head slowly again, and then met Zhou Cibai's injured and shocked dog's eyes, which were very big, very different in strength, and beautiful in muscle.

At that moment, Gu Jiqing, who had obviously done nothing, suddenly felt as if he had become a scumbag.

And sitting opposite them, the five people who were about to watch the exciting and exciting love triangle from an excellent angle pulled their seats back one step neatly.

And he attached a four-and-a-half-sentence song that is not too big a deal to watch the excitement.

Shen Zhao began: "A wise man does not fall in love."

Xia Qiao continued: "The resentment is repeating the same mistakes."

Lu Ping clenched his fists: "The widowed king has made great achievements all the way."

Wang Quan stretches his arms: "Building a beautiful China."

Chen Ji asked the question: "Oh, Huo."

Gu Jiqing: "..."

He suddenly began to worry that he would miss tomorrow's morning class.

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Note: The wise man does not fall in love This paragraph is derived from Internet stalking, not original