I went to raise pigs as a stand-in [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Weilan's abnormal behavior stunned many netizens. Apart from pretending to be mentally disturbed, there seems to be no better explanation.

However, unlike the netizens across the screen, the anchor who pretended to be close to Lu Weilan was really chilling. Those who followed Lu Weilan 24 hours a day for the sake of fame showed a lot of courage, but the atmosphere at this time was particularly uncomfortable.That kind of chill makes your goosebumps stand up uncontrollably, and the whole person will subconsciously tense up.

The anchor didn't dare to think about it, and quickened his pace again, preparing to pass by Lu Weilan who was talking to himself, and then hid in the distance to observe.As the distance shortened, Lu Weilan's voice became clearer.

"Today's first story happened at the intersection, yes, just like today, a crowded intersection."

Trying hard to control himself not to look around the anchor "..." At the goddamn crowded intersection, he only saw himself and Lu Weilan.

"Just like now, the passing by accidentally stepped on the hair of the young lady who was crawling in front, and the young lady stared at him very dissatisfied. It is estimated that this one will be unlucky for a few days. A story, taxi..."

The anchor almost jumped up in fright. The street was obviously empty, but he had a feeling that he had nowhere to go. His rationality told him that he should leave as soon as possible, but the audience in the live broadcast room didn't buy it.

"Is Lu Weilan telling a story? Sure enough, she's crazy. She ran to the street in the middle of the night to tell stories to the air."

"Maybe it's some other whimsical idea. After all, didn't this guy still clamor for raising pigs a few days ago?"

"Don't leave, anchor, I also want to hear the story of the taxi, and see the storytelling skills of the fake rich second generation."

"So, does the Lu family really plan to leave Lu Weilan alone? Lu Weilan is practicing new livelihood skills."

"The anchor stay and listen."

"The anchor, go slowly."

Seeing the rising popularity in the live broadcast room, the anchor gritted his teeth and slowed down.

Here, of course, Xiaoqi also found the anchor, but he is not interested in one person. His target tonight is a migrant worker. He took a spicy stick from the spicy stick bag and ate it, so he took it easy to speak.

"On a night where his hands and toes could not be seen, a dedicated migrant worker who worked overtime late at night to survive missed the last bus, so he could only reluctantly go to the intersection to take a taxi. After waiting for a few minutes, only a person in a dark blue sweater passed by. It was very deserted, and after a few more minutes of impatience, a taxi finally came, and looking from a distance, it was indeed the word Empty, and he waved his hand immediately a little anxiously."

"But the strange thing is that the taxi seemed to want to avoid him, and drove slightly to the side. The busy day worker became irritable, rushed onto the road, and stopped the taxi forcibly."

Speaking of this, Xiao Qi paused for a moment, and then made a gesture of silence, "Shh, I know it's dangerous, please don't imitate it in your next life."

Anchor? ? ?Is there something wrong with this prompt?

Enthusiastic audience? ? ?What is this prompt?

Naturally, Xiao Qi didn't know the doubts of the crowd, so he continued talking.

"The taxi couldn't dodge in time, so it had to stop. The worker immediately opened the co-pilot's door and sat in. The light inside the taxi was a little dark, and the driver was wearing a hat, but the worker still recognized the driver immediately. It turned out to be the only person wearing a dark blue sweater who passed by on Qingleng Street not long ago, so he chatted enthusiastically with the driver. The driver who was recognized was silent for a moment, and then asked about the destination."

"Then, the migrant worker came here today to listen to the story~" Xiao Qi showed his white teeth and smiled very kindly.

But among the ghosts who were listening to the story, there was a tragic cry, and finally they seemed overwhelmed, and they covered their faces and fled.

Xiao Qi scratched his head, this story is the least scary one, why did the ghost run away when he was involved?Could it be that this new style is not very good, so let's stick to the old style...

The host was already dazed, he found that he couldn't understand what story Lu Weilan was telling, but felt a little cold for no reason.

6362 didn’t stutter its teeth this time, because it didn’t understand, [Why did the workers come here to listen to the story? 】

【Because he recognized the driver duck. 】Xiaoqi decided to change back to her previous style while explaining to 6362.

6362 is still confused, but Xiao Qi has already started a new story.

"The warm-up is over, so what's next... is today's theme..." Xiao Qi's voice suddenly became a little cold, "It's another late night where you can't see your fingers, and the cold street lights are full of scattered people. There are only two complete shadows facing each other, one is telling a story, the other is listening to a story... Listen carefully, do you hear a faint, intermittent wail..."

The host felt his scalp tightened in an instant. This Lu Weilan was really not very educated, what was a scattered shadow, but he listened carefully, and a faint wailing sound penetrated into his ears.The anchor thought he was nervous and misheard, but Lu Weilan continued to speak.

"That's Miss Sister's only remaining finger that was stepped on..."

The anchor screamed and ran away.Because he heard the wailing sound again, he instantly forgot about the live broadcast room. The blinking man had already run to the next intersection, and then quickly disappeared around the corner.

Xiaoqi looked at the direction where the anchor left, and sighed faintly, "Oh, Miss Sister's hair was hung on his backpack and was dragged away, the kind with her face on the ground, eh? Why are you running? I'm just getting started, don't be too polite, Sit, sit, sit..."

Without the anchor by his side, Xiao Qi performed even better, getting into the mood every minute, from the ghost's [-] kinds of fertilizer methods, to the energy-saving and environmentally friendly air conditioner that hangs the ghost, his voice is cadenced, and his body language is just right, which can be described as extremely exciting.

Two hours later, Xiao Qi finally stopped talking, apparently the story was over.

The teeth-cracking 6362 asked cautiously, 【Are you finished? 】

Xiaoqi hummed briefly.

6362 breathed a sigh of relief, 【How many helpers did you find? 】

Xiao Qi was silent.

[Why don't you speak? 】

Xiaoqi went berserk in an instant and ate two spicy sticks, 【This ghost is not very good, and has no aesthetics. 】

6362? ? ?

"Forget it, just catch it, save trouble. Huh? One is back!" Xiaoqi's eyes lit up instantly, and he said that such a wonderful story of his would never be buried, so he showed a kind smile, " Which story do you like? I'll tell you again."

6362 couldn't see the ghost, but soon, he saw the host's smile froze, and then handed him the last spicy stick left in his hand.After a while, seeing the host's suspicious appearance, the system couldn't help but ask, [What's the matter? 】

Xiao Qi showed a smirk, [Solved, one of them agreed to help! 】

[Your smile is so fake. ] 6362 reminded.

Xiao Qi continued to smirk, 【What did you say?I can't see. 】

6362, [You are lying!I am conscious communication! 】

Xiao Qi, 【You are right, I can't see it. 】

6362 "..."

Soon, Xiao Qi finally began to return to the residence. On the way home, Xiao Qi suddenly murmured, "The spicy strips are really delicious."

6362? ? ?What's the meaning?Why can't it understand some of the host's words today?

Back at the villa, Xiao Qi went to the balcony that gave birth to vitality, looked at the active swimming pool, and became excited again. After eating the last two packs of spicy strips, he said energetically, "I decided to quit spicy strips from today. gone."

6362 "..." You can do whatever you want, it's best to quit telling stories.

After talking about his ambitions, Xiao Qi washed up and climbed into bed, ready to fall asleep, before falling asleep, he was still muttering, "My talent does not allow us to be together, goodbye, Latiao."

Xiaoqi's side is calm, but the Internet is still choppy.

The sudden escape of the anchor caught many netizens off guard, wondering if this mental illness could still be contagious.

When the anchor came back to his senses and looked at the frantic refresh of the barrage in the live broadcast room, he realized that he had missed a good opportunity to catch fire. If he didn't go back, he might have heard it wrong just now.Just thinking like this, he stepped on the ground, his eyes went dark, and then he fell quickly and landed hard. The pain almost made him faint. When he recovered, he couldn't help but swear, "Damn, where's the manhole cover?"

Netizens were surprised at first, and after finding out that the anchor was fine, they began to swipe hahaha, until a bullet screen said: Did Lu Weilan say that the anchor is going to be unlucky?

As soon as the words came out, the barrage paused for a moment, the anchor was startled, and hurriedly found a way out, but the action was too violent and he turned his head and slammed into the metal ladder, boom!After the bang, the anchor passed out completely.

Netizens panicked a bit now, and began to infer the anchor's location wisely, and called the police, and the live broadcast room was in a mess.

Fortunately, not long after, according to the information provided by netizens, the anchor was successfully rescued, and the anchor also got his wish and became a trending search. He stepped into the sewer with his own foot and successfully knocked himself out.

The next day, Xiaoqi saw the trending search and found that everyone was crazy @ was the only human being who supported last night, and immediately replied happily below, [Sure enough, books are not deceiving, as long as you work hard, there will always be rewards, come on, Brother, I am optimistic about you! PS: Next time you change the manhole cover, it must be sealed. PPS: I quit spicy sticks. 】

After finally convincing himself that such a popular anchor is considered popular, he looked at Lu Weilan's reply, "..." It was inexplicably irritating!

Netizens who ate melons were immediately attracted by Lu Weilan, and started to go crazy @露草蓝 asked him if he was crazy, and why he didn't go to the hospital until now, did he feel ashamed.

Seeing that it was still early, Xiaoqi had the patience to choose a few replies.

【crazy?How come, Latiao is not crazy, how can I be crazy. 】

[Go to the hospital?Does the hospital have a spicy-tiao department?How is the curative effect?I just asked, and definitely not going. 】

[Well, I feel a little guilty, but my true love is only raising pigs, adding vegetables, adding storytelling, and cleaning, and I have no choice but to abandon the spicy strips. 】

Netizens? ? ?So this is really crazy.

The author has something to say:

The story class of the little seven ghosts is starting~~

Xiaoqi, "The audience always run away when they listen to the story, most likely because their legs and feet are too good, just tie them up and beat them up, the author doesn't have to worry about my coldness anymore~~"