I went to raise pigs as a stand-in [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 26 The wronged dude just wants to raise pigs
Xiaoqi didn't expect such a coincidence to meet the person who scratched his neck a few days ago. It was probably the magic power of chemical fertilizer that brought them together.The murderer couldn't hide his surprise when he saw Xiao Qi. He didn't expect the person he was going to kill a few days ago to appear in front of him inexplicably, holding a white radish the size of an arm in his hand.
The two looked at each other in blank dismay, both shocked by this sudden fate.
6362 seemed even more excited than Xiaoqi, wailing for a long time, playing the sound effect of beating drums and shouting to fuck him!up!
Xiaoqi took a deep breath, and using the posture he learned not long ago from a sophomore in middle school, he tapped a white radish on the palm of the other hand, and said viciously, "Okay, Yuanjialu is narrow, you are alone, the three of us, in a while I beat you to your knees and begged for mercy!"
murderer? ? ?
【right!We have three!fuck him! 】Although I can't see the unlucky ghost, Xiaoqi's behavior has already shown that there is a third species.
Unlucky ghost "..." The boss is a good boss, but he is not very good at math.
Xiao Qi's "violence" did not have any impact on the murderer. After confirming that there was no one else behind Xiao Qi, the murderer showed a somewhat sick smile, "Last time, you were not so lucky. !"
Seeing this, the unlucky ghost couldn't help drifting backwards.
Xiao Qi also nodded after hearing this, "Yeah, last time it was close, but this time you will not be so lucky."
murderer"……"
Hearing this, the unlucky ghost backed away again, the boss is a good boss, but his spirit is a bit not very good.
The murderer and Xiaoqi fought against each other, neither of them spoke, the unlucky ghost trembled, feeling that he was in the scene of a master's attack, who made the first move and when to make the move was very particular.
But in fact, after a few minutes of silence, Xiao Qi asked suspiciously, "Why don't you talk anymore?"
The murderer with a nervous brow sweating, "... what?"
"Stop fucking nonsense! Come on, brothers! Let him be abolished today!" Xiaoqi immediately spoke aggressively, perfectly recreating the cries of the sophomore youth that he heard that day, and after finishing speaking, he felt refreshed up.
murderer,"……"
Perhaps because he felt insulted and provoked, the man clenched his dagger tightly and stopped waiting, and rushed forward when Xiao Qi was clearly in a happy state of relaxation.The murderer's speed was very fast, and he couldn't tell at all that he was seriously injured a few days ago. The fierceness in his eyes was something ordinary people don't have. It was the coldness that had seen blood.
The unlucky ghost was so frightened that it wanted to scream, but as soon as it opened its mouth, it saw the murderer was kicked away at a faster speed, and then hit the wall heavily.The unlucky ghost swallowed back the scream, and rubbed its eyes in disbelief, only to see that vicious murderer struggled a few times in place, but didn't get up again.
Xiao Qi walked over slowly, "I just said that you will not be so lucky this time." It was really negligence to let people run away last time, this time the space is limited, and it would be a bit embarrassing to let people run away again up.
"How is it possible?" The murderer seemed to be in disbelief. Although he had experienced Xiao Qi's strength last time, he was confident that in a familiar environment, with his own speed, he could still fight. The strength to get up is gone.
The unlucky ghost floated over cautiously, and couldn't help cheering after confirming that the murderer couldn't get up, "The boss is a good boss! The boss is a good boss!"
Shouting and crying again, he wanted to rush up and beat the murderer twice to relieve his hatred, but his fists only penetrated the murderer's body without leaving any traces.
The murderer didn't know that there was an invisible ghost punching and kicking him. He adjusted his body and leaned against the wall, and still grinned at Xiao Qi with a bloody smile, "Lu Weilan, the school is so arrogant. Forget it, breaking into private houses and beating up classmates for no reason, you said we went to the police station, who would the police believe?"
Xiao Qi looked at the murderer calmly, "Why did you go to the police station?"
The murderer froze for a moment, where else could he go if he didn't go to the police station? "You want to solve it privately? That's right, I heard that your Lu family is very rich."
"What's the matter with the Lu family?" Xiaoqi rolled up his sleeves, then bent down and grabbed the murderer's ankle, turned around and dragged him away, "I want to bury you in the cabbage field, and wait for the autumn At that time, I will definitely be able to harvest a large piece of high-quality Chinese cabbage."
Said, Xiaoqi nodded with satisfaction, "Look at your muscles, high protein, high nutrition, look at your sensitive reaction speed, your body is obviously very good, there is no strange disease, it is suitable for Fertilizer for cabbage."
The morbid smile on the murderer's face finally collapsed. He looked at Lu Weilan in disbelief, but before he could speak, Xiao Qi dragged him away with all his strength.The murderer's head hit the ground heavily, and then he discovered in horror that he, who weighed more than 140 kilograms, was dragged towards the door effortlessly like a rag doll.
He tried to struggle, but his ankle seemed to be clamped by iron tongs and he couldn't shake it. He thought that Lu Weilan was joking, but when he looked at Lu Weilan's cute eyes, all he saw was Expect and appreciate.He was too familiar with that look, it wasn't the look of a living thing.
"Let go of me! I'm going to call the police!"
"You crazy! You are fucking sick!"
"Lu Weilan! You are crazy! Let me go immediately! Otherwise, I will really call the police!"
"..."
However, no matter how much he struggled and cursed, he couldn't stop Lu Weilan's footsteps, and he had already been dragged to the door.He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, wondering if he really wanted to call the police?While hesitating, he heard Lu Weilan humming in a good mood.
"We are stand-ins for trouble~ We are stand-ins for trouble..."
The murderer "..." didn't know whether to complain about the ugly song, or to be frightened that Lu Weilan was still in the mood to hum a song at a time like this. This guy must be a pervert even more perverted than himself.
Xiao Qi abruptly dragged him down two floors, and the murderer's screams echoed in the corridor, quickly attracting some attention.
Looking at the resident who opened the door, the murderer seemed to see a savior, and shouted loudly, "Help! Lu Weilan killed someone! Help! Help me! Lu Weilan is crazy!"
Seeing the miserable appearance of the murderer, some hesitated, some were about to step forward to help, and some secretly called the police.
As soon as the people gathered around to help looked up, they saw Lu Weilan also raised his head and greeted him, "Hi, I can move it by myself, so I don't need help."
The person who wanted to help "..." wasn't sure what happened for a while.
"I know that person, his name is Lu Linye, my senior, the first-class scholarship every year, and he is about to graduate soon."
"Ah, I also know this person. I heard that he is very enthusiastic and caring. He has adopted many stray cats and dogs."
"How did he know Lu Weilan? What happened?"
There were low voices of discussion from around. It was obvious that this murderer was quite famous, and he seemed to have a good reputation. No wonder he just talked about the police station in the room with confidence, who would the police believe.
The unlucky ghost floating behind heard such comments, and the whole ghost was going to be blackened. It yelled at this person's evil deeds. After following these days, he already knew that this person was a pervert. Those stray cats and Almost all the stray dogs were tortured and killed by him, and occasionally a few survived, just to cover up people's eyes and ears.
However, the cries of the dead cannot be heard by the living after all.Amidst such discussions, someone finally stepped forward, blocked Lu Weilan's way, and asked Lu Weilan to let him go.
Of course, Xiao Qi refused to give up the fertilizer he got. This is the harvest he got through his hard work, so why should he hand it over.Besides, after being in this world for so long, it is not easy to meet such a person who came to kill me. After all, he is a reasonable snail, and he can't catch people for no reason to make fertilizer.
Neither side would give in. Lu Linye wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape. He knew that someone must have called the police, and Lu Weilan knew that he had killed the salaryman. He couldn't stand the investigation, so he could only take advantage of the police. Run away before you arrive.After struggling for a while, he found desperately that Lu Weilan's quarrel was a quarrel, but the grip on his hands did not relax at all.
Xiao Qi talked with the surrounding humans for a long time, but neither of them convinced anyone. Everyone couldn't understand the relationship between chemical fertilizers and Lu Linye, and relying on more and more people, Xiao Qi was not allowed to leave.
Xiaoqi finally reluctantly agreed, "Okay, then we wait for the police to judge! Uncle the police will definitely uphold justice for me!"
Everyone "..." Just your act of dragging people downstairs is not convincing.
It didn't take long for the police to arrive at the scene. When they saw Lu Weilan, they couldn't help feeling a little headache. Why was it this evil spirit again?After everyone talked and talked, finally, everyone was happily taken back to the police station, except of course, except Lu Linye, who was covered in cold sweat.
The two looked at each other in blank dismay, both shocked by this sudden fate.
6362 seemed even more excited than Xiaoqi, wailing for a long time, playing the sound effect of beating drums and shouting to fuck him!up!
Xiaoqi took a deep breath, and using the posture he learned not long ago from a sophomore in middle school, he tapped a white radish on the palm of the other hand, and said viciously, "Okay, Yuanjialu is narrow, you are alone, the three of us, in a while I beat you to your knees and begged for mercy!"
murderer? ? ?
【right!We have three!fuck him! 】Although I can't see the unlucky ghost, Xiaoqi's behavior has already shown that there is a third species.
Unlucky ghost "..." The boss is a good boss, but he is not very good at math.
Xiao Qi's "violence" did not have any impact on the murderer. After confirming that there was no one else behind Xiao Qi, the murderer showed a somewhat sick smile, "Last time, you were not so lucky. !"
Seeing this, the unlucky ghost couldn't help drifting backwards.
Xiao Qi also nodded after hearing this, "Yeah, last time it was close, but this time you will not be so lucky."
murderer"……"
Hearing this, the unlucky ghost backed away again, the boss is a good boss, but his spirit is a bit not very good.
The murderer and Xiaoqi fought against each other, neither of them spoke, the unlucky ghost trembled, feeling that he was in the scene of a master's attack, who made the first move and when to make the move was very particular.
But in fact, after a few minutes of silence, Xiao Qi asked suspiciously, "Why don't you talk anymore?"
The murderer with a nervous brow sweating, "... what?"
"Stop fucking nonsense! Come on, brothers! Let him be abolished today!" Xiaoqi immediately spoke aggressively, perfectly recreating the cries of the sophomore youth that he heard that day, and after finishing speaking, he felt refreshed up.
murderer,"……"
Perhaps because he felt insulted and provoked, the man clenched his dagger tightly and stopped waiting, and rushed forward when Xiao Qi was clearly in a happy state of relaxation.The murderer's speed was very fast, and he couldn't tell at all that he was seriously injured a few days ago. The fierceness in his eyes was something ordinary people don't have. It was the coldness that had seen blood.
The unlucky ghost was so frightened that it wanted to scream, but as soon as it opened its mouth, it saw the murderer was kicked away at a faster speed, and then hit the wall heavily.The unlucky ghost swallowed back the scream, and rubbed its eyes in disbelief, only to see that vicious murderer struggled a few times in place, but didn't get up again.
Xiao Qi walked over slowly, "I just said that you will not be so lucky this time." It was really negligence to let people run away last time, this time the space is limited, and it would be a bit embarrassing to let people run away again up.
"How is it possible?" The murderer seemed to be in disbelief. Although he had experienced Xiao Qi's strength last time, he was confident that in a familiar environment, with his own speed, he could still fight. The strength to get up is gone.
The unlucky ghost floated over cautiously, and couldn't help cheering after confirming that the murderer couldn't get up, "The boss is a good boss! The boss is a good boss!"
Shouting and crying again, he wanted to rush up and beat the murderer twice to relieve his hatred, but his fists only penetrated the murderer's body without leaving any traces.
The murderer didn't know that there was an invisible ghost punching and kicking him. He adjusted his body and leaned against the wall, and still grinned at Xiao Qi with a bloody smile, "Lu Weilan, the school is so arrogant. Forget it, breaking into private houses and beating up classmates for no reason, you said we went to the police station, who would the police believe?"
Xiao Qi looked at the murderer calmly, "Why did you go to the police station?"
The murderer froze for a moment, where else could he go if he didn't go to the police station? "You want to solve it privately? That's right, I heard that your Lu family is very rich."
"What's the matter with the Lu family?" Xiaoqi rolled up his sleeves, then bent down and grabbed the murderer's ankle, turned around and dragged him away, "I want to bury you in the cabbage field, and wait for the autumn At that time, I will definitely be able to harvest a large piece of high-quality Chinese cabbage."
Said, Xiaoqi nodded with satisfaction, "Look at your muscles, high protein, high nutrition, look at your sensitive reaction speed, your body is obviously very good, there is no strange disease, it is suitable for Fertilizer for cabbage."
The morbid smile on the murderer's face finally collapsed. He looked at Lu Weilan in disbelief, but before he could speak, Xiao Qi dragged him away with all his strength.The murderer's head hit the ground heavily, and then he discovered in horror that he, who weighed more than 140 kilograms, was dragged towards the door effortlessly like a rag doll.
He tried to struggle, but his ankle seemed to be clamped by iron tongs and he couldn't shake it. He thought that Lu Weilan was joking, but when he looked at Lu Weilan's cute eyes, all he saw was Expect and appreciate.He was too familiar with that look, it wasn't the look of a living thing.
"Let go of me! I'm going to call the police!"
"You crazy! You are fucking sick!"
"Lu Weilan! You are crazy! Let me go immediately! Otherwise, I will really call the police!"
"..."
However, no matter how much he struggled and cursed, he couldn't stop Lu Weilan's footsteps, and he had already been dragged to the door.He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, wondering if he really wanted to call the police?While hesitating, he heard Lu Weilan humming in a good mood.
"We are stand-ins for trouble~ We are stand-ins for trouble..."
The murderer "..." didn't know whether to complain about the ugly song, or to be frightened that Lu Weilan was still in the mood to hum a song at a time like this. This guy must be a pervert even more perverted than himself.
Xiao Qi abruptly dragged him down two floors, and the murderer's screams echoed in the corridor, quickly attracting some attention.
Looking at the resident who opened the door, the murderer seemed to see a savior, and shouted loudly, "Help! Lu Weilan killed someone! Help! Help me! Lu Weilan is crazy!"
Seeing the miserable appearance of the murderer, some hesitated, some were about to step forward to help, and some secretly called the police.
As soon as the people gathered around to help looked up, they saw Lu Weilan also raised his head and greeted him, "Hi, I can move it by myself, so I don't need help."
The person who wanted to help "..." wasn't sure what happened for a while.
"I know that person, his name is Lu Linye, my senior, the first-class scholarship every year, and he is about to graduate soon."
"Ah, I also know this person. I heard that he is very enthusiastic and caring. He has adopted many stray cats and dogs."
"How did he know Lu Weilan? What happened?"
There were low voices of discussion from around. It was obvious that this murderer was quite famous, and he seemed to have a good reputation. No wonder he just talked about the police station in the room with confidence, who would the police believe.
The unlucky ghost floating behind heard such comments, and the whole ghost was going to be blackened. It yelled at this person's evil deeds. After following these days, he already knew that this person was a pervert. Those stray cats and Almost all the stray dogs were tortured and killed by him, and occasionally a few survived, just to cover up people's eyes and ears.
However, the cries of the dead cannot be heard by the living after all.Amidst such discussions, someone finally stepped forward, blocked Lu Weilan's way, and asked Lu Weilan to let him go.
Of course, Xiao Qi refused to give up the fertilizer he got. This is the harvest he got through his hard work, so why should he hand it over.Besides, after being in this world for so long, it is not easy to meet such a person who came to kill me. After all, he is a reasonable snail, and he can't catch people for no reason to make fertilizer.
Neither side would give in. Lu Linye wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape. He knew that someone must have called the police, and Lu Weilan knew that he had killed the salaryman. He couldn't stand the investigation, so he could only take advantage of the police. Run away before you arrive.After struggling for a while, he found desperately that Lu Weilan's quarrel was a quarrel, but the grip on his hands did not relax at all.
Xiao Qi talked with the surrounding humans for a long time, but neither of them convinced anyone. Everyone couldn't understand the relationship between chemical fertilizers and Lu Linye, and relying on more and more people, Xiao Qi was not allowed to leave.
Xiaoqi finally reluctantly agreed, "Okay, then we wait for the police to judge! Uncle the police will definitely uphold justice for me!"
Everyone "..." Just your act of dragging people downstairs is not convincing.
It didn't take long for the police to arrive at the scene. When they saw Lu Weilan, they couldn't help feeling a little headache. Why was it this evil spirit again?After everyone talked and talked, finally, everyone was happily taken back to the police station, except of course, except Lu Linye, who was covered in cold sweat.
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