I went to raise pigs as a stand-in [Quick Transmigration]

Xiao Qi looked at the shriveled-headed ghost in front of him, "But I don't need anything now."

The flat-headed ghost was very disappointed when he heard this, and it seemed to realize that in its current state, it could actually provide nothing. Before that, it couldn't even touch objects, let alone play cards.It realizes that the person in front of it is not simple, but it cannot provide any value itself.

"But I want to grow a large piece of cabbage in the future, and I will need employees, preferably the ones who are good at fighting landlords." Xiao Qi said again.

The flat-headed ghost's eyes lit up again, and he quickly stated his previous achievements, "I can! I have an IQ of 155, and I can learn everything super fast! I have ranked first in the Olympiad for three consecutive years. I didn't go to junior high school, and I skipped a grade." I also raised cacti in high school! Fighting the Landlord is also good..."

"Wow!" Xiao Qi exclaimed, "You've raised a cactus before!"

The bum-headed ghost who introduced a bunch of his glorious deeds, "..."

Xiao Qi nodded in satisfaction, "That's good, I have work experience, I will start small-scale farming on the balcony tomorrow, you take care of the balcony first."

The shriveled-headed ghost nodded again and again, expressing that he would definitely work hard, and after the promise was completed, he began to look at Xiaoqi with pitiful eyes.

Xiao Qi cleared his throat, imitating the majestic and upright official image on TV, and said loudly, "Who is in the hall! What grievances are there, please tell me quickly!"

The head ghost was moved to tears when he heard this, but before he could speak, bang!With a bang, the door of the room was slammed open.

It was Lin Muyun and Shu Lian who came in. Obviously impatient, Shu Lian called Lin Muyun as soon as she went downstairs. Lin Muyun didn't believe it at first, although Chen Yangxi's behavior was really strange recently. , but not mentally ill.As a result, as soon as the two of them arrived at the door, they heard Chen Yangxi's shouting inside.

Shu Lian hid behind Lin Muyun, pointed at Chen Yangxi and said directly, "Did you see it? Did you see it? He's crazy! Chen Yangxi is crazy!"

Xiaoqi, who was posing in a mighty posture, "..."

The shriveled ghost who forcibly held back his tears, "..."

【Ha ha ha ha! 】This is a hilarious 5000. Don’t blame the system for not being able to hold back. It never accepts tasks from the spiritual world, so it didn’t spend MZ coins to activate the Yin-Yang Eye function. From last night to now, 5000 only sees the host alone. Performance, if it didn't detect that the host was fine, it would also think that the host was crazy.

"Yangyang?" Seeing Chen Yangxi like this, Lin Muyun's heart skipped a beat. Although he had expected it, he was still shocked when he saw it with his own eyes. He couldn't help but think of what the two of them had experienced together in the past three years. happy moment, "Yangyang, are you okay?"

Shu Lian tugged at Lin Muyun, "How can he be okay like this! Look at the ground! He's playing Landlords by himself! And he lost?!"

Xiao Qi, "..." About losing, Snail is really just a momentary carelessness!

Following the direction Shu Lian pointed at, Lin Muyun's eyes fell on Chen Yangxi's feet, his expression was even more moved, "Yangyang, I really didn't expect that you would be under such great pressure recently, don't worry, No matter what you become, Xiao Shu and I will always take care of you!"

Saying this, Lin Muyun's hand and Shu Lian's hand naturally held together.

The well-behaved Xiaoqi nodded in satisfaction after hearing this, "Okay, then you two have to live to be a hundred years old." Such an enlightened protagonist is really rare, "Mu Yun has even pulled you, if this is the case, then tomorrow's mother-in-law Let's exercise together!"

Hearing this extremely normal tone, Lin Muyun and Shu Lian subconsciously swiped and then withdrew their hands. The two looked suspiciously at Chen Yangxi, wondering whether this person is crazy or not?

"By the way, I have recently developed some good ways to relieve stress. I think they are very effective, such as fighting the landlord, such as planting on the balcony, such as eating an iced cabbage to calm down, what do you think?" I gave a thumbs up, not only explaining that Doudizhu is just for entertainment and decompression, winning or losing is not important, but also found a reasonable explanation for tomorrow's growing vegetables.

Lin Muyun and Shu Lian looked at each other after hearing this, and they both had the same question: Is this kind of decompression method really normal?But no matter what, judging by Chen Yangxi's current state, people will come to a problem sooner or later.

"Yangyang." Are you sure you're okay?Lin Muyun asked uncertainly.

"I'm fine." Xiaoqi smiled obediently.

Shu Lian said unwillingly, "Then why were you shouting about grievances just now?"

Xiao Qi maintained her smile, and said after two seconds, "Oh, I forgot about this, what should I do if I don't have a reasonable reason? Do you accept the installment explanation? I may need to think about it."

The two who were seriously waiting for an explanation, "..."

Feeling that she was being tricked, Shu Lian couldn't help snorting and mockingly said, "I didn't expect Mr. Chen to have a sense of humor."

"It's too much, it's not as good as my wife's insight." Xiaoqi grinned brightly, showing his white teeth. He really praised him. He didn't expect that apart from the excellent nanny who knows how to appreciate his sense of humor, even the heroine is equally excellent. .

Shu Lian, who was sulking instead of being ironic, could only give Chen Yangxi a hard look behind Lin Muyun.

In the end, Chen Yangxi's eyes lit up, and Shu Lian felt bad. She thought that Chen Yangxi was going to expose her behavior just now, but she saw Chen Yangxi gave her a thumbs up, "Wow, your eyes were so wide open just now." The snail is too big! I said you can't be useless!"

Shu Lian immediately became angry, she thought she could endure it, but every time Chen Yangxi's words came from unexpected and tricky angles, she was caught off guard, and it was difficult not to get angry.

Seeing that something was wrong, Lin Muyun quickly took Shu Lian out of the room. He is now the first and the second eldest. In the past, Chen Yangxi often had sudden whims or jumps in thinking, but it's not like that to praise people.

Looking at the two people leaving, Xiao Qi waved enthusiastically from behind, "Don't forget, let's go to exercise together tomorrow morning, and strive to be a hundred years old!"

Lin Muyun, who had just escaped a day of exercise, "..."

Saying goodbye to the two active protagonists, Xiao Qi even sighed, [As expected of a hero and a heroine, we have to exercise together, is this love? 】

5000? ? ?Although, the brain circuit of this host is indeed a bit strange. Normally, even if it will not be affected by the plot, at least it should not be a melon-eating crowd.

After having a reasonable and legitimate reason, the people who eat melons continue to nest in the room to relieve the pressure, "Little head, go ahead, talk about your grievances, what do you need me to do? Is it to severely punish the murderer, or take it to pieces? Make fertilizer?"

The flat-headed ghost was very moved when he heard this, blood and tears rolled in his eyes, but soon his emotion turned into confusion, "But I don't have any grievances?"

"Then what happened to your head?" Xiao Qi asked curiously.

"This one." The flat-headed ghost rubbed his head, "I tripped over myself while walking, and then fell into a ditch by the side of the road. There happened to be a stone in the ditch, and it hit me."

Xiao Qi, "..." This year's ghosts don't seem to be very smart, "Then what do you want from me?"

"My parents always thought that I was kidnapped and trafficked, and they have been looking for me for 20 years." Withered head slowly lowered his head, blood and tears dripped on the floor.

"I see, I'll dig out your body and deliver it to your parents!" Xiao Qi clapped his fists, indicating that it was very simple.

The flat-headed ghost, "...I want to reassure my parents, not scare them to death, thank you."

Hearing this, Xiao Qi decided to use a more tactful way, "Then I will burn your body to ashes first, and then send it over by express delivery. Wouldn't it be better?"

Shrunken-headed ghost, "..." Boss is a good boss, but his behavior is a bit rough.

In the end, it was the flat-headed ghost who explained the idea by himself, that is, the dream, but it has limited ability and does not know how to operate it.

After hearing this, Xiaoqi said that it was a small problem. Looking around, she found that there was no paper in the room, so she ran to the study, where Lin Muyun happened to be dealing with work.

"Mu Yun, can you give me a piece of paper and a pen?"

Lin Muyun found a pen and paper and handed it over, and asked curiously, "Yangyang didn't use the drawing board, but used pen and paper to draw manga?"

"No." Xiaoqi shook his head in denial, and explained as he went out, "I want to draw a talisman."

Lin Muyun? ? ?

Back on the third floor, Xiao Qi quickly drew a talisman, and then generously handed it to the bum-headed ghost, "Here you are."

Looking at the many rabbit paw prints on the paper, the flat-headed ghost was silent for a long time before reaching out to pick them up.

The flat-headed ghost left after getting the talisman. Before leaving, he said that he would come back as soon as possible to work for the boss, and told the boss that he was not called Xiaohead, but Gao Chao.

Xiao Qi praised, "Good name!"

The flat-headed ghost happily left.

After a while, Xiao Qi collected the playing cards, then stretched out his hand to grab the tongue of the long-tongued ghost, and pulled the long-tongued ghost over, "Little head is not here, so you can replace it for a while."

So, the happy decompression game started again. This time, Xiao Qi never lost again. After eating a plate of carrots, the greedy tongue drools all over the floor.

At noon, Chen Hua came to ask Chen Yangxi to have lunch, Xiaoqi walked out of the decompression room, Lin Muyun and Shu Lian were already sitting there waiting for someone, they were talking and laughing, seeming very happy.

Seeing Chen Yangxi walking over, Shu Lian asked curiously, "I heard from Mu Yang that you just asked for a paper to draw a talisman, what kind of talisman did you draw, can you let me see it?"

"A dream talisman, I just drew one and gave it to... I used to be. If you like it, mother-in-law, I will draw another one for you later." Looking at the table full of food, Xiao Qi suddenly had a good appetite.

Shu Lian just wanted to make fun of Chen Yangxi, so he laughed when he heard this, "I've heard of the Ping An Talisman and Marriage Talisman, but this is the first time I've heard of the Dream Talisman, okay, give me one later."

"No problem!" Xiaoqi said that drawing talismans is just a trivial matter, but if this is the case, the long-tongued ghost will go to Mengmeng to deliver talismans and seals at night, and the little head will not be there tonight. It seems that Doudizhu is missing one of the three.There are really fewer ghosts around here, otherwise I can catch a few more and keep them at home, Wen Neng fights landlords, Wu Neng raises cabbage, it would be wonderful to think about it.