I went to raise pigs as a stand-in [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 9 The wronged dude just wants to raise pigs
The enthusiasm of the netizens is terrifying. Everyone is waiting for the development of the matter. According to the previous routine, Lu Weilan should be the one who speaks up next, especially Lu Weilan's character, I don't think he can bear it for long.
But one hour passed, ten hours passed, one day passed, two days passed, and there was still no response from Lu Weilan's account.
When school started on Monday, Xiaoqi finally reluctantly put down the books he had read several times and prepared to go to school.
The voice of 6362 came from the mind, [Please continue to advance the plot points, please continue to advance the plot points, please continue to advance the host...]
The voice of 6362 is quite mechanical, which fully reflects what is called a ruthless repeating machine.
[Are you stuck?Or is the Internet speed not good recently? 】Xiao Qi asked curiously, how come the system is like this after I haven't seen you for two days?
6362's voice paused, and then he became aggrieved, 【What's going on these two days?Why didn't you respond when I spoke to you?The plot points have been stuck for two days! 】
Since the public opinion on the Internet became popular, Xiaoqi has received a reminder of the plot from the system, but when it told the host, it found that the host was still reading the book without moving, as if he could not hear its voice, even when eating He never put down the books in his hands, and fell asleep every night, without any chance to communicate.
[You are called mourning binding, you are cold violence, you are abuse...]
6362 sued a lot of Xiao Qi's evil deeds, and finally got Xiao Qi's promise that he would never do this again. Xiao Qi sighed heavily, feeling that the system is much harder to raise than a carrot, but he didn't expect to be so clingy. [How should I advance the plot point? 】
After hearing this, the dedicated system immediately corrected its mentality, [Just post any comments on the Internet, anyway, no matter what you post, it will be interpreted as provocative. By the way, the tone should be a little more arrogant, which is more in line with the avatar's temperament. 】
After listening carefully, Xiao Qi nodded obediently, [Okay, I understand, do you want to take a break, I'll be fine in a while. 】
[There is no need to take a break, we have a group meeting in the quick travel group, I heard that 8839 is presiding over the meeting! 】
[Is it your boss? 】Xiaoqi took out her phone and started editing the content.
6362 seemed to be spinning in circles in his mind happily, [No, it's the flower group of our quick wear group, it looks so beautiful! 】
Xiao Qi paused, 【Aren't the numbers all the same? 】
[You human beings all look alike. You have never seen 8839. Its perfect curve seems to have been created by the hand of the Lord God. Every arc is perfect. Time is running out, so I'll go first~] After finishing speaking, 6362 disappeared.
After mentioning this, Xiaoqi once again remembered the cold knowledge that the system is blind to humans, but now it seems that humans are also blind to the system. Perhaps in the eyes of the system, humans are also a string of codes, [Wow, cool~]
After Xiaoqi finished admiring, she concentrated on editing her own arrogant remarks.
In the early morning of that day, the restless netizens waited for the long-awaited speech from Lu Weilan, and the speech was not veiled, directly @朱明思.
【I, Lu Weilan, a man who wants to raise pigs with his strength, and you, a man who changed his surname to return to the Lu family, are not qualified to apologize for me. Let's wait and see! 】
There is also a big picture of a middle finger under the text, which is full of irony and the tone is absolutely arrogant.
Netizens were first blinded by the word raising pigs, but the man who changed his surname after that was obviously more topical.Therefore, Lu Mingsi, who had made all the preparations early and waited for Lu Weilan to turn over and stir up public opinion on the Internet, was out of luck, because after the son of a rich family who was wrongly hugged, he had another label of a man who changed his surname and returned to Lu's family.
[Although, I have to say, it makes sense. 】
[Hahaha, the man who wants to raise pigs based on his strength vs the man who changes his surname and returns to the Lu family]
【In this way, it seems that Lu Mingsi is a little teasing? 】
[Indeed, no one in the Lu family spoke, so why did Lu Mingsi speak up? 】
[What's the situation upstairs, blood is thicker than water, what's wrong with going back to your own home? 】
……
Lu Mingsi almost gritted his teeth. Fortunately, he was well-prepared, so he immediately let the bought navy guide the public opinion. Only in this way, the effect he wanted would be greatly reduced, but fortunately, the strongest online One of the most popular trolls is from the e-sports circle. As long as SGL goes down all the way, everything I do today will be meaningful. After all, people are used to looking at the sky after looking down at the soil under their feet.
After being guided, the situation on the Internet gradually stabilized, but the label of man who changed his surname was not so easy to remove. Of course, Lu Weilan also won the title of man who raised pigs.
When there was an uproar on the Internet, Xiao Qi had already arrived at school, and 6362 had been a little out of his mind since he came back, as if he had just seen the goddess.
【What’s wrong with you? 】Xiao Qi asked with a little thought.
6362 spoke in a sweet and greasy tone, [8839 praised me by name today, saying that I know how to overcome difficulties, and picked the most difficult substitute group, worrying about the fast-transmission group~]
[Oh, congratulations, congratulations, such an important moment, let me tell you a story to celebrate it. 】
6362, 【... If you are jealous, you can just say it, we are professionals, we have been trained before joining the job, and we must be more tolerant of human single dogs. 】
Xiao Qiyi was puzzled, 【Jealous?No, I am really happy for you, but now I am poor and white, so I can only give stories to my friends. 】
6363, [I am not your friend! 】
[I know, I know, you are Youtong, huh?I like this name, from now on I will call you Little Mailbox. 】
When 6362 was stunned by the new name of the mailbox, Xiaoqi also told the story in his mind.
[On a dark and windy night, Mr. Mailbox, who was sleeping peacefully in the bedroom, was suddenly awakened by a light knock on the window, boom!Boom!Boom! 】
6362 "..." Why is this story upgraded with sound effects?
[Mr. Mailbox turned his head and looked out the window, but only the shadow of a dead tree branch was reflected on the window. He thought he had heard it wrong, so he turned over and continued to sleep, but the sound continued, boom!Boom!Boom! 】
【Boom!Boom!Boom!The knocking sound stopped suddenly, and when Mr. Postbox was feeling relieved, he heard a squeak~~~]
System 6362 has already started to rattle its teeth, [Ka Ka Ka... Ka Ka Ka... What... What's wrong? 】
Xiao Qi continued to tell the story in his mind, [The window in the bedroom opened, and with the sound of howling wind, a chill poured into the bedroom, Mr. Mailbox turned his head to look! 】
[Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka...]
【Standing outside the window is the group flower 8839 of the quick travel group! 】
[click! ? ] 6362 successfully stuck.
Xiao Qi continued to tell the story unconsciously, [I saw its graceful curves, the perfect arc looked hazy and beautiful under the moonlight. 】
6362 let out a long sigh of relief. Although the opening was really scary, it was hardly a good story.
【Mr. Mailbox straightened his slightly messy clothes, then approached the window, and stretched out his hand towards 8839 gentlemanly. 】
6362( ̄︶ ̄)
[Suddenly, 8839 standing on the window opened its bloody mouth, and the mouth split from the top of the number 8 to the feet of the number 8, almost splitting the number 8 into two 3s! 】
6362? ? ?
【Mr. Mailbox was caught off guard, and was swallowed by 8839 in one bite, and the whole play ended. 】
6362! ! ! [Crack, crack, crack...]
Listening to the most intensive teeth-cracking sound so far, Xiao Qi was very pleased, 【You also think this is the best story I have ever told you, right? 】
【Yes... Kaka Ka... Yes...】
[It's okay, don't talk if you're excited, I understand, how about this, the story just now was too dreamy, I'll tell you something warmer to ease your emotions. 】Xiaoqi is very good at explaining the meaning, comforting 6362 who is so excited that he can't speak clearly.
And 6362, the most terrifying sentence, was stillborn like this, and was forcibly dragged into the next story without a chance to say it.
Obviously, Xiao Qi is a very good storyteller. It knows how to keep pace with the times. After learning that 6362 is face-blind to humans, the protagonists of the story have also been replaced by various combinations of numbers, and the one with the highest frequency is It is the group flower that 6362 likes very much, 8839.
Amidst the sound of 6362's gnashing teeth, Xiao Qi had two things in one mind, listening to lectures and telling stories, and occasionally taking time to look at the public opinion on the Internet to judge the progress of the plot point.
After spending a beautiful and peaceful day like this, Xiao Qi came to the parking lot and found that her car had been wiped clean. Obviously, the asymmetrical three-eyed eye was still scared.
Although I don't know the reason, Xiao Qi, who loves cleanliness, is still very happy, and drives the car towards home.And not long after he left, a person walked out from the shadow of the parking lot, it was the three white eyes with hatred.
Looking at the direction Xiaoqi left, Sanbai spit out phlegm, "You better drive all the way to hell!" After finishing speaking, a distorted pleasure appeared on his face.
Here, Xiao Qi got into the car and found that there was a strong smell of alcohol in the car for some reason, so he could only open the windows to ventilate, then turned on the stereo and listened to music, and drove away in style.
Go home, make some dinner, then turn a page of the book and have a bite of food, turn a page of the book, have a bite of food, let alone how pleasant the small life is.
System 6362 is also rare and quiet, there is no way, 6362's emotions are in a roller coaster state all day long, even the system is tired enough at this time.
Xiao Qi took a fried squid ring and put it in his mouth, and suddenly said, [Little mailbox, do you think this squid ring looks like an 8 that was split horizontally?Round, it can still roll! 】
6362 cried out, feeling that it would never be able to look directly at its goddess again.
But one hour passed, ten hours passed, one day passed, two days passed, and there was still no response from Lu Weilan's account.
When school started on Monday, Xiaoqi finally reluctantly put down the books he had read several times and prepared to go to school.
The voice of 6362 came from the mind, [Please continue to advance the plot points, please continue to advance the plot points, please continue to advance the host...]
The voice of 6362 is quite mechanical, which fully reflects what is called a ruthless repeating machine.
[Are you stuck?Or is the Internet speed not good recently? 】Xiao Qi asked curiously, how come the system is like this after I haven't seen you for two days?
6362's voice paused, and then he became aggrieved, 【What's going on these two days?Why didn't you respond when I spoke to you?The plot points have been stuck for two days! 】
Since the public opinion on the Internet became popular, Xiaoqi has received a reminder of the plot from the system, but when it told the host, it found that the host was still reading the book without moving, as if he could not hear its voice, even when eating He never put down the books in his hands, and fell asleep every night, without any chance to communicate.
[You are called mourning binding, you are cold violence, you are abuse...]
6362 sued a lot of Xiao Qi's evil deeds, and finally got Xiao Qi's promise that he would never do this again. Xiao Qi sighed heavily, feeling that the system is much harder to raise than a carrot, but he didn't expect to be so clingy. [How should I advance the plot point? 】
After hearing this, the dedicated system immediately corrected its mentality, [Just post any comments on the Internet, anyway, no matter what you post, it will be interpreted as provocative. By the way, the tone should be a little more arrogant, which is more in line with the avatar's temperament. 】
After listening carefully, Xiao Qi nodded obediently, [Okay, I understand, do you want to take a break, I'll be fine in a while. 】
[There is no need to take a break, we have a group meeting in the quick travel group, I heard that 8839 is presiding over the meeting! 】
[Is it your boss? 】Xiaoqi took out her phone and started editing the content.
6362 seemed to be spinning in circles in his mind happily, [No, it's the flower group of our quick wear group, it looks so beautiful! 】
Xiao Qi paused, 【Aren't the numbers all the same? 】
[You human beings all look alike. You have never seen 8839. Its perfect curve seems to have been created by the hand of the Lord God. Every arc is perfect. Time is running out, so I'll go first~] After finishing speaking, 6362 disappeared.
After mentioning this, Xiaoqi once again remembered the cold knowledge that the system is blind to humans, but now it seems that humans are also blind to the system. Perhaps in the eyes of the system, humans are also a string of codes, [Wow, cool~]
After Xiaoqi finished admiring, she concentrated on editing her own arrogant remarks.
In the early morning of that day, the restless netizens waited for the long-awaited speech from Lu Weilan, and the speech was not veiled, directly @朱明思.
【I, Lu Weilan, a man who wants to raise pigs with his strength, and you, a man who changed his surname to return to the Lu family, are not qualified to apologize for me. Let's wait and see! 】
There is also a big picture of a middle finger under the text, which is full of irony and the tone is absolutely arrogant.
Netizens were first blinded by the word raising pigs, but the man who changed his surname after that was obviously more topical.Therefore, Lu Mingsi, who had made all the preparations early and waited for Lu Weilan to turn over and stir up public opinion on the Internet, was out of luck, because after the son of a rich family who was wrongly hugged, he had another label of a man who changed his surname and returned to Lu's family.
[Although, I have to say, it makes sense. 】
[Hahaha, the man who wants to raise pigs based on his strength vs the man who changes his surname and returns to the Lu family]
【In this way, it seems that Lu Mingsi is a little teasing? 】
[Indeed, no one in the Lu family spoke, so why did Lu Mingsi speak up? 】
[What's the situation upstairs, blood is thicker than water, what's wrong with going back to your own home? 】
……
Lu Mingsi almost gritted his teeth. Fortunately, he was well-prepared, so he immediately let the bought navy guide the public opinion. Only in this way, the effect he wanted would be greatly reduced, but fortunately, the strongest online One of the most popular trolls is from the e-sports circle. As long as SGL goes down all the way, everything I do today will be meaningful. After all, people are used to looking at the sky after looking down at the soil under their feet.
After being guided, the situation on the Internet gradually stabilized, but the label of man who changed his surname was not so easy to remove. Of course, Lu Weilan also won the title of man who raised pigs.
When there was an uproar on the Internet, Xiao Qi had already arrived at school, and 6362 had been a little out of his mind since he came back, as if he had just seen the goddess.
【What’s wrong with you? 】Xiao Qi asked with a little thought.
6362 spoke in a sweet and greasy tone, [8839 praised me by name today, saying that I know how to overcome difficulties, and picked the most difficult substitute group, worrying about the fast-transmission group~]
[Oh, congratulations, congratulations, such an important moment, let me tell you a story to celebrate it. 】
6362, 【... If you are jealous, you can just say it, we are professionals, we have been trained before joining the job, and we must be more tolerant of human single dogs. 】
Xiao Qiyi was puzzled, 【Jealous?No, I am really happy for you, but now I am poor and white, so I can only give stories to my friends. 】
6363, [I am not your friend! 】
[I know, I know, you are Youtong, huh?I like this name, from now on I will call you Little Mailbox. 】
When 6362 was stunned by the new name of the mailbox, Xiaoqi also told the story in his mind.
[On a dark and windy night, Mr. Mailbox, who was sleeping peacefully in the bedroom, was suddenly awakened by a light knock on the window, boom!Boom!Boom! 】
6362 "..." Why is this story upgraded with sound effects?
[Mr. Mailbox turned his head and looked out the window, but only the shadow of a dead tree branch was reflected on the window. He thought he had heard it wrong, so he turned over and continued to sleep, but the sound continued, boom!Boom!Boom! 】
【Boom!Boom!Boom!The knocking sound stopped suddenly, and when Mr. Postbox was feeling relieved, he heard a squeak~~~]
System 6362 has already started to rattle its teeth, [Ka Ka Ka... Ka Ka Ka... What... What's wrong? 】
Xiao Qi continued to tell the story in his mind, [The window in the bedroom opened, and with the sound of howling wind, a chill poured into the bedroom, Mr. Mailbox turned his head to look! 】
[Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka...]
【Standing outside the window is the group flower 8839 of the quick travel group! 】
[click! ? ] 6362 successfully stuck.
Xiao Qi continued to tell the story unconsciously, [I saw its graceful curves, the perfect arc looked hazy and beautiful under the moonlight. 】
6362 let out a long sigh of relief. Although the opening was really scary, it was hardly a good story.
【Mr. Mailbox straightened his slightly messy clothes, then approached the window, and stretched out his hand towards 8839 gentlemanly. 】
6362( ̄︶ ̄)
[Suddenly, 8839 standing on the window opened its bloody mouth, and the mouth split from the top of the number 8 to the feet of the number 8, almost splitting the number 8 into two 3s! 】
6362? ? ?
【Mr. Mailbox was caught off guard, and was swallowed by 8839 in one bite, and the whole play ended. 】
6362! ! ! [Crack, crack, crack...]
Listening to the most intensive teeth-cracking sound so far, Xiao Qi was very pleased, 【You also think this is the best story I have ever told you, right? 】
【Yes... Kaka Ka... Yes...】
[It's okay, don't talk if you're excited, I understand, how about this, the story just now was too dreamy, I'll tell you something warmer to ease your emotions. 】Xiaoqi is very good at explaining the meaning, comforting 6362 who is so excited that he can't speak clearly.
And 6362, the most terrifying sentence, was stillborn like this, and was forcibly dragged into the next story without a chance to say it.
Obviously, Xiao Qi is a very good storyteller. It knows how to keep pace with the times. After learning that 6362 is face-blind to humans, the protagonists of the story have also been replaced by various combinations of numbers, and the one with the highest frequency is It is the group flower that 6362 likes very much, 8839.
Amidst the sound of 6362's gnashing teeth, Xiao Qi had two things in one mind, listening to lectures and telling stories, and occasionally taking time to look at the public opinion on the Internet to judge the progress of the plot point.
After spending a beautiful and peaceful day like this, Xiao Qi came to the parking lot and found that her car had been wiped clean. Obviously, the asymmetrical three-eyed eye was still scared.
Although I don't know the reason, Xiao Qi, who loves cleanliness, is still very happy, and drives the car towards home.And not long after he left, a person walked out from the shadow of the parking lot, it was the three white eyes with hatred.
Looking at the direction Xiaoqi left, Sanbai spit out phlegm, "You better drive all the way to hell!" After finishing speaking, a distorted pleasure appeared on his face.
Here, Xiao Qi got into the car and found that there was a strong smell of alcohol in the car for some reason, so he could only open the windows to ventilate, then turned on the stereo and listened to music, and drove away in style.
Go home, make some dinner, then turn a page of the book and have a bite of food, turn a page of the book, have a bite of food, let alone how pleasant the small life is.
System 6362 is also rare and quiet, there is no way, 6362's emotions are in a roller coaster state all day long, even the system is tired enough at this time.
Xiao Qi took a fried squid ring and put it in his mouth, and suddenly said, [Little mailbox, do you think this squid ring looks like an 8 that was split horizontally?Round, it can still roll! 】
6362 cried out, feeling that it would never be able to look directly at its goddess again.
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