Presenting nesting dolls to the beautiful world

Boss: Who is disturbing my sleep? (at a loss)

Player: Come on, there is a Boss here! (surprise)

To be honest, Lei Zhe actually knew about the players' peeing nature...but he really didn't expect these players to be so capable—on the first day of the closed beta, he decided to hold up an earthen Molotov cocktail to challenge the boss who can only be defeated after at least three tests. charge?

This f*cking Tyne Continent can welcome you and other crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, is it really a thriving creature? ! !

He watched the players boil unknown animal fat in front of the church with bright smiles.The firewood was crackling under the pot, the oil was sizzling in the pot, and some people did not know where to carry a few more pots to build a fire circle around the first one. The scene was so hot that even Someone sang a song in public.

Next to the crowd, several veterans of holographic FPS and cold weapon shooting games were selected to practice their hand skills by throwing stones. They almost took away a villager who was secretly checking the situation when they went out with a stone.

"You... who the hell are you guys?!"

The villagers sat down on the edge of the bushes in horror—this group of strangely dressed people in neat uniforms, who obviously had no wounds or blood but were covered in signs of fighting all over their bodies, inexplicably broke into the town at dusk, arresting people and questioning them everywhere The private house still holds a bonfire party here at night, it looks like some evil organization! !

But the militia didn't bother them, because the priest said they were the 'chosen ones', strange miracles...

"We are the 'Chosen Ones'." Big Rabbit knelt down in front of the male villager, took out [warm boiled water x1] from his backpack, put it gently in the palm of the villager, and communicated with him with a smile, "Nice to meet you."

The villagers who subconsciously picked up the hot water were stunned for a moment, and murmured: "The chosen one..."

"The thing is like this," Datu said, "we came to this world (playing games) to help people do something meaningful (doing tasks, playing dungeons, experiencing the joy of games), but now, we have three The companions (A Niao, Shuang Jing, Luo Tianye Shen) are in danger in the dark (although they jumped in by themselves)..."

"Then I can't help you!!" The villagers were about to cry, "What are you doing!"

"Look, good boy," Big Rabbit said those three shocking words to the villager who was about forty by sight without changing his expression, "When you knew about this, your first reaction was 'Help'. Right?"

She didn't give the other party time to think, and the following sentence came out of her mouth: "That means, you are a good person in your bones!"

The villagers were all at a loss: "...a good man?" He pointed at himself in a daze, "a good man?"

"Yes!" Da Tu's tone was forceful, "Only good people want to help others—no matter what kind of person you are in life, you are a good person at this moment!"

"We are the 'chosen ones'," Datu took out the extremely exquisite slime transformation badge from his backpack and played with it in his hands, "Think about it, will we lie to you?"

...The villager saw that point of light suddenly appearing, flying in the hands of the beautiful girl under the light of the fire——his eyes gradually lit up.

【... finished】

【It's over, flickering and lame】

[It's too dirty, a rabbit!So dirty!It's too dirty to use honor words to deceive NPCs! 】

[But will they really believe it?The big rabbit can't get any real benefits...]

The villagers obviously thought of this too: "...that," he swallowed, "is it gold?"

Da Tu was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyebrows: "You want it?"

The villagers were completely excited: "Give me gold! I will help you...help you..."

What can I do for you?He couldn't make it up for a while.Those with that eloquence and knowledge have all gone to big cities to make a fortune, how can they stay in this small place?

There were already some players who wanted to draw out their weapons, but Datu blocked them in the team channel.Then, she smiled and looked at him——suddenly slapped the badge in her hand on a player next to her!

Judging the initiative - confirming the gift - transferring the ownership of the badge - the other party uses the badge!

'Boom! With a sound, the player disappeared, and a slime with the size of a fist appeared on the spot, grunting softly on the ground.

"Speak carefully, child..." Jiuqi Datu slowly stood up, against the background of the flames under the turbulent pot and the dancing dark phantoms—actually, the players in the backlight—the condescending smile was so terrifying.

"It's not you helping me..." she said softly, "it's me helping you."

Several players around pulled out their weapons out of thin air at the right time, and surrounded them with a smile: "We just happen to be short of grease..."

"Do not!!!"

The villagers screamed and struggled back and tried to get up and escape: he was wrong!He shouldn't think that this group of people can be squeezed out of the oil - now it seems that he is the one who is going to be in the oil pan!

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I won't—I won't—" the villagers struggled to find a way out, "Let me go! Let me go!"

【Grass】

[It's up, Mr. Rabbit! ! 】

[I don't want to watch this year's Oscars without big rabbits...]

At the same time, the iron pan that was refining the oil happened to poke its head out and shouted, "Have you found any new oil?"

Her voice was so sharp after deliberately raising her pitch, matching the sound of hot oil splattering...

The villagers rolled their eyes, and Hiccup passed away.

"..." Several players put away their stance in a dull manner, and Da Tu was even more speechless, "This is too cowardly... How dare you blackmail me?"

[Cowardice and recklessness are only in one thought. ] Ah Niao Zhe, who posted the copy in a small group all the time, said, 【They will always lead to the same result. 】

The iron pot, who has also been adding details in the group, put down the big spoon that goes with the cooking pot and asked the other players to look at it first, then strolled over and glanced at the people on the ground: "What are you going to do with those in the woods over there?"

"Kill it." A player said nonchalantly, "It's just an NPC."

[I suggest not. 】A Niao said seriously, 【You also found out, right?This game is the same as the previous games of Xiaopolou, each NPC has its own life and story line.Indiscriminate killing does not allow us to obtain the greatest benefit. 】

Similarly, other players dissuaded: "As a test player, what we do is watched by 400 million people..."

With such a large base, who knows who is inside?

The violent player thought about it and nodded.I don't know which statement to agree with.

And in the other group, Shuang Jing also spoke: [When you are ready, Luo Tian and I will go online, Brother Niao too. 】

【yes. ] A Niao said, and asked casually: 【Have you reset the resurrection point?If it is still resurrected in the church, in case the fire catches up...]

【...Fuck, it's true】

[Indeed... If the fire burns up, wouldn't it be a collective performance of death and resurrection on the spot? 】

[Although there should be a safe zone setting, the boss room is in the basement of the church. I really can’t believe how safe the safe zone is (.]

[Isn’t there no safety in the safe zone and no wife in the wife’s pancake common sense? 】

[?Just like there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings? 】

【Great!No problem! 】

The players thought about it, so once they made up their minds, they set up another landmark in the town - [Eastern Gate of Yilin Town] as the resurrection point.

In this game, players can only set "landmarks" within a certain range centered on themselves as the resurrection point, and the resurrection point must be seen and opened by the player in person.This setting is exactly the same as in "Jianghu", "Seeking Truth" and "Galaxy", but the specific range of settings is different due to the size of the map.

"It's such a big commotion, and I don't know if the local militia will come." The big rabbit muttered, and asked afterward: "Is it done? How long will it take?"

"It will take a while!" Later, the player happily hung up the pot, "It's cooling down! Bottle it when it's not so hot!"

【What bottle?Don't pretend!The bottle was broken and glass slag was poured into the underground tunnel, and hot oil was poured directly. 】A bird used a text-toting method.

"Okay!" The players who had already started to go up agreed one after another.Just in time, there was another player on the other side shouting: "The cocktail is ready! Who is going to make a big one?"

"I'm coming!" Iron Pot waved vigorously, and was awarded the position of 'Leader of Backpack Cargo Assault Squad'.

"It's a pity that Diamond Diamond and Jiangshang Baixue are not here, especially Baixue, he is very suitable for this task." Someone muttered.

【Grass, he still doesn't know that Baixue has become white】

【Thank you, Jiang Shangbai】

[By the way, Brother Bird and Mirror should still be in the room when they go online, right? 】

[It's okay,] Ah Niao, who stayed up all night, spoke wildly in the barrage, [Just burn it!leave me alone! 】

Lei Zhe, who had been peeping at the screen on the way here on horseback, was going crazy: Don't! !Looking at the scope of the tunnel, nine times out of ten it covers the entire Yilin Town!Maybe every household has a secret passage leading to the bottom... If this is burned, it will be a real smoky hornet's nest!

The gust of wind blows, the thunder explodes, every moment of thought is thrown far away by him in the next moment.But even with such a high-speed movement regardless of consumption, he just passed the sky of Lenny Town, tearing a surge of lightning above it, causing the blue sky to flash across the night dreams of the townspeople of Lenny like a shooting star.

However, a temporary five-member team headed by the iron pot has quickly filled the hot oil and combustion bottles with the unreasonable [backpack], and rushed all the way with full mobility following the instructions of Shuangjing and Ah Niao. The underground tunnel of the church.

By the time Lei Zhe saw the outline of Yilin Town while carrying 'Shadow Chasing' and riding 'Light Chasing' in the cold night and wind, the group of players had already separated two old horror game players to detour to pull two Elite monsters and two old fighting game players try their best to resist the ordinary undead enemies who have gradually awakened from the state of dead bodies...

Finally, an iron pot came to the door.

As soon as the camera turned, Boss, who couldn't find any trace of the three of them, was standing quietly in front of the door next to the door. Hearing the breathing sound from the other side, he slowly raised his left hand.

The horrible left hand is intertwined with flesh and bones, and every finger has undergone transformation, some are needle tubes, some are blades, and some are a pair of tiny thread scissors——

——But those are useless.

He suddenly realized this.

Because, he felt, in the distant sky, there is a terrible threat that he just escaped today, coming through the sky without any disguise!

Boss raised his head suddenly, and stared in that direction through the stone wall and civil structure...

Then, behind him, in the void where no problem could be detected anyway, three figures appeared one after another within two seconds!

The tallest and strongest Luo Tianye rushed forward with a pounce, and the [Blood Seeker] who reacted in time swung his claws back into white starlight, but the two left behind, Shuang Jing and Ah Niao, were already in the ' Teammates rushed to the door when they sacrificed their lives to pull the Boss'. Regardless of their own safety, they quickly removed some of the blocking objects that had been cleared by [Blood Seeker]!

[Bloody Seeker] thought they were going to escape, and immediately abandoned 'What the hell is this thing? ? ' Confused, he flew towards the prey that was more likely to succeed in his cognition——

——A bird!

After all, among the three ordinary people, only her has the most vigorous breath, and she also has the best weapon in comparison!

【Grass! 】

【HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA】

【Grass laughs at me to death】

[Grass grows ten thousand feet, why is it Brother Bird again]

["Bird Ball Gets Big Beats" is serialized today, and the special "~My Bird Brother Really Hits Like That~" is being aired with great praise——]

The ridicule of the barrage was so rampant, but Shuang Jing did not hesitate to pounce sideways, and used himself to block A bird's flat A, which can be called a single-target attack skill.

In the scattered white starlight, Ah Niao opened the door.

Flying into the room head-on is a cooking pot filled with all the hot oil that can be boiled in this short time!

Such a strange and extravagant way of attack really startled [Bloody Seeker], he retreated quickly, and saw the cauldron crash to the ground, and the boiling oil splashed all over the room...

...all over the house.

Including his experimental products and bottles and cans, all of them.

"..." In the eyes of the players, a scarlet anger bar appeared on the head of [Bloody Seeker].He was trembling, muttering strange, insane and indescribable syllables, scarlet blood rose from his body, and for a moment he didn't even want to think about whether to escape from the sight of the enemies coming from afar, he just wanted to kill these weirdos before saying- —

But he didn't need to chase after him, Ah Niao had already finished the transaction with the iron pot quickly, with a torch in one hand and a 'cocktail' in the other, he rushed back with a hearty smile.

"Ahahahaha! Your father is here!!!"

——In [Bloody Seeker]' What kind of lunatics are these guys? ! ! ! ! In the shocking eyes of ', Ah Niao returned to the battlefield with that operation that was more lunatic than a lunatic!

Crickets are fatal...

What is that? !

In the hearts of players, it is not as important as an achievement! !

In Lei Zhe's dumb gaze, the fire exploded and the heat wave roared.Screams and broken sounds soared into the sky.

this moment……

...A bird and iron pot that became themselves in the fire turned into light.