i am a tree [prehistoric]

Xirong was completely unaware that her 'tragic past' made Sanqing sigh. After she bid farewell to Sanqing, she walked from dawn to dusk, and finally walked out of the Kunlun Mountains.

Before they knew it, they came to a bamboo forest.The bamboo forest path is quiet, the full moon hangs high in the sky, and the stars are densely covered.

Yang Mei didn't speak, just followed Xirong like a shadow, Xiao Shanjiao, who was usually lively, didn't speak, and followed Xirong's feet silently.

At some point, Xirong stopped, found a big rock at random, swept the dead leaves off it, and sat down.

"This bamboo forest is nice, let's just sit here."

Naturally, Yang Mei had no objection, imitating Xirong's example, she found a big rock and sat down.Quietly looking around from the bamboo forest.

He is not a person who likes to admire the beautiful scenery, but following Xirong for a while, abandoning all spells, and only immersing himself in the nature, he has a special feeling.This kind of perception is something he has never felt before, and it is also what he needs most.

Naturally, Xi Rong still remembered the business, and looked down at Xiao Shan Yao.

"Come here."

"Sir..."

Xiao Shanyou walked over slowly, and when it raised its head, a pair of big round eyes were filled with tears.

"My lord...are you going to drive me away?"

Although it is a question sentence, but there seems to be a sense of loss and sadness in the eyes that the ending has been expected for a long time.

After all, isn’t that what they are like, they are always disliked by the world, because they are kind-hearted and can’t control things like this, even the clansmen can’t get along well,

And the Venerable is such a good person, that along the way, it seems that everyone is saying that he is not worthy of the Venerable.

Xiao Shanjiao has been out in the prehistoric world for so long, and everyone beats him, so he thought he was used to being rejected.But at this moment, thinking that he would no longer be able to follow the Venerable, Xiao Shanjiao still felt a little uncomfortable.

Hearing this, Yang Mei regained her spirits immediately, although she didn't speak, her eyes turned away quietly.

He naturally noticed the tears in the corners of Xiao Shanyou's eyes, but he didn't care. It could even be said that he couldn't get used to this Xiao Shanyou a long time ago.Although this little thing would not cause the slightest harm to him, Yang Mei still wished that His Holiness would drive this little thing away in the next moment.

As for why you hate it?

In this prehistoric age, isn't it natural to hate a mountain ointment?

But Xirong didn't say the words to drive Xiao Shanzhi away like that person and pig. She stared at the tears in the corners of Xiao Shanzhi's eyes, and then said.

"I didn't say I was going to drive you away."

Hearing this, Xiao Shanyou suddenly raised his head. He looked at the Tsing Yi Venerable who was sitting high on the stone, trying to see the meaning of the Venerable, but the other party's clear eyes were like a mirror, which could only reflect Overwhelmed by it.

It hesitated for a moment, but did not say the words to beg to stay, but whispered.

"But... I'm just a useless, disgusting mountain ointment, I... I'm not worthy of the Venerable."

Xiao Shanyou's voice became smaller and smaller, and his head hung lower and lower.

Seeing such a small mountain ointment, Xirong not only didn't say anything to comfort her, but even chuckled lightly.

"So you know you're annoying."

On weekdays, she only saw this little piggy being silly, and she thought that this little thing had too small a brain, but she didn't realize it.

As soon as she said this, Xiao Shan's round eyes slightly widened, and more tears suddenly accumulated.It seemed as if it was about to fall down in a second.

Sure enough... Sure enough, His Holiness also finds it annoying!

"You guys are really annoying. Isn't that the fact we both know from the first time I saw you?"

Xi Rong thought back to the scene where she held it back for tens of thousands of years, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, and actually got into a scolding scene with a piggy, but she still wanted to laugh.

To be honest, she also thought about whether it was wrong to leave this small mountain ointment.

Although she did know a lot of common sense about Honghuang through this small mountain cream, but the nature of the other party is really disgusting.What's more, Yang Mei suddenly jumped out later. Looking at it this way, it seemed that the last bit of effect of the small mountain ointment was gone.

If she had good intentions, she would naturally drive away this annoying little mountain ointment, and if she encountered someone who made the best use of it, she would probably have to put it to Barbie Q directly.

Xirong: "But... you are not without merits. After all, you are not afraid of power, and it is not possible for everyone to dare to scold anyone."

Yang Mei, who was still waiting for the Venerable to yell out that stinky pig: ... Although, but, Venerable, do you really think this kind of thing is an advantage?

Xiaoshan Gao is very self-aware and loses his way.

"How can this be considered an advantage."

Xirong looked at it with a smile and said.

"Maybe it doesn't count for other people. But when you face Zulong's attack and still dare to stand beside me and scold him, this is your advantage for me."

It is well known that Shanyou is disliked by others, but after going through that incident, to her, Xiaoshanjiao is not just an eloquent and disliked little piggy, but a Although annoying, she still dared to stand beside her and defend her little piggy even though her legs were shaking.

Xiaoshanyou couldn't understand these twists and turns, it just looked at Xirong with bright eyes.

"If that's the case, won't the venerable not drive me away?!"

Xi Rong said: "I won't drive you away, but if you want to stay by my side, you can stop cursing at others."

When Xiao Shanjiao heard this, he froze.Yang Mei who was beside him said: "You don't know something, my lord, this is not something that it can change if it wants to."

Seeing Yang Mei interrupted, Xiao Shan gave him a fierce look, and then explained to Xi Rong dejectedly.

What Yang Mei said is correct, this kindness is not something it can change if it wants to.

Otherwise, not all the Shanjiao clan are idiots, and the clan members are getting rarer day by day. Anyone can see that if they continue to curse like this, sooner or later there will be a catastrophe for the clan, but why don't they change?Don't you like it?Of course not!

Their mountain ointment is like a person with lice on his body, itching all over his body every day, it is an itching that seems to come from the bottom of his heart, it accumulates more and more, and in the end the uncomfortable feeling is like someone taking turns not listening to scratching with a feather soles of feet.Who can bear this kind of torture?

After finishing speaking, Xiao Shanjiao looked at Xi Rong cautiously, waiting for her to make a judgment.

But it felt that there was no need to wait anymore. It couldn't even meet this request. His Holiness would definitely not want it. In fact, it was quite normal. Who in the world would want a mountain ointment?Now even it itself hates itself a little bit.

But at this moment, it heard Venerable Tsing Yi speak with an inquiring spirit.

"Are you happy when you curse?"

Xiao Shanyou looked over suspiciously.Then explain honestly.

It's nothing to be happy or unhappy, it's just a kind of itching in the soul, wishing to hit the wall, suddenly scratch it twice, and immediately feel comfortable all over.This sense of comfort made some members of the Shanjiao tribe give up on themselves.So he asked someone to scold him, but he didn't know he was scolding, but he was on the way to scold him, and finally he was beaten to death because of his indecent words.

A few words can be engraved on the tombstone of this kind of mountain plaster. This is a mountain plaster. The cause of death: Yes, it is what you think.

There are also some mountain creams that will fall into deep disgust after being comfortable, thinking, why are they covered with 'lice' all over the world?

How good are the other prehistoric races? The ones that bring auspiciousness are called auspicious beasts, and the ones that are full of aura and beauty are called spirit beasts. No matter how bad they are, the ferocious-looking beasts and monsters are also good.At least the force value is high.Why is it that they have no strong force, no clever mind, and only a mouth that makes people feel uncomfortable if they don't curse?

The nature bestowed on them by God is as unreasonable as a curse.

It is said that good fortune tricks people, so they are really going to be turned into rag dolls.

Listening to Xiao Shanjiao's words, Xi Rong couldn't help flashing a picture in his mind.

When God spreads wisdom to the world, Shanyou holds an umbrella calmly. When God spreads force to the world, Shanyou continues to hold an umbrella calmly. Only when God spreads bad mouth to the world, Shanyou ecstatically throws Dropped the umbrella!

Although she knows that it is a good thing that everything has its own characteristics.But this strange characteristic of mountain ointment is really hurting others and hurting oneself.It's just outrageous.

Xi Rong couldn't help but said to Pan Gu: [So, what is the reason that Shan Gao is so obscenely developed? 】

Pangu was silent for a moment. [I don't know, after all, I died early. 】

Still the same sentence, he died early, and some weird things about Honghuang have absolutely nothing to do with him!

"Sir..."

Ai Ai's voice brought Xi Rong back to his senses, facing Xiao Shan Gao's small eyes, Xi Rong didn't know what to say for a while.

After all, in the face of this kind of talent that harms others and does not benefit oneself, her words of comfort seem a little too pale.You can't say: Come on, born with a bad mouth, the appointed No. [-] troll in the wild is really super cool, okay? !

At this time, Yang Mei persuaded from the side.

"Shan Gao is a group of hopeless guys. They are born to be hated by everyone. It is already compassionate for His Holiness to let them follow for such a long time. Even if they let them go now, they are beyond reproach."

Venerable Tsing Yi seemed to have finally realized what he couldn't do, and sighed deeply.

"In that case..."

Xiao Shanyou, who usually laughs and scolds, is full of vigor and vitality, but this time he didn't scold anyone, but his head lowered lower and lower, almost into the dust.Tears welled up in round eye sockets.

"...Then you can scold. With such talent, it's a pity not to scold him so much!"

"Yes, my lord, I'm leaving now...Huh?"

Xiao Shanjiao raised his head in surprise, his watery eyes blinked, and a tear fell to the ground with a thud.

As shocked as it was, Yang Mei was delighted that a certain stinky pig had finally been chased away: Huh?

Yang Mei was stunned, after all the matter had come to this point, no matter how you looked at it, it seemed that the only way was to let that stinky piggy get out, and he, Yang Mei would occupy the first place next to the Venerable from now on, right?

"It's better to be silent than to block. Since you can't change your good nature, why don't you just scold me heartily."

Among the bamboo groves, the Tsing Yi Venerable smiled and looked down at the small mountain ointment in front of him. It was so small, pink and cute. If one only looked at the appearance, no one would have thought that such a little guy would be rejected by Quan Honghuang.

Xiao Shanjiao was frightened, shook his head hastily and said.

"No, no, this is inappropriate. Venerable, you should drive me away. If I follow you like this, it is not suitable for my status, and I will fall into your prestige."

The Venerable actually supports it to swear, oh my god, is it crazy or the Venerable is crazy...it must be crazy, right?Or is the ear broken?

In fact, even Yang Mei thought her ears were broken, wishing to take off those two ears and wash them clean before putting them back on.

Otherwise, how could he have heard such words from the usually gentle and kind Venerable?

"I don't have any prestige or no prestige."

Xirong didn't seem to see the shock of one person and one pig, but smiled.

"Didn't you say that you wanted to learn how to scold and fight with me? How about I call you today?"

If Xi Rong had said that when we first met, Xiao Shanyou would have agreed happily, but after getting along for so many days, Xiao Shanyou really admires the Tsing Yi Venerable in front of him, she is strong, gentle, compassionate, and does not despise her , is the best person it has ever seen, Xiao Shanpao gritted his teeth, and refused in pain, thinking in his heart, he must not let himself fall into the prestige of the venerable.

But he didn't want the Venerable in Tsing Yi to act as if he didn't hear its rejection.

"There are three points to remember in the method of scolding and fighting. The first point is that you must know more than anyone else about the power of hurtful words in your mouth. Don't say it lightly. Once you say it, it's like stabbing a knife in the heart. Even if it heals in the future, it will leave a scar."

"The second point is that people who scold others will always scold them. When you say hurtful words, you will naturally be hurt by others."

"The third point is that there are levels in the method of scolding and fighting. The lowest level is swearing at each other. Because of the anger in the chest, you catch innocent people and yell at them. Because you don't know people, you often like to attack their external shortcomings. , such as appearance, such as strength and financial resources, such as physical incompleteness. You must have a deep understanding of this, after all, when you and I first met, you called me ugly."

While speaking, Venerable Tsing Yi glanced at Xiao Shan Yao with a smile.

"What? This mountain ointment actually dares to scold the Venerable you...you..."

Yang Mei didn't dare to say it, but she just had a new understanding of Venerable Tsing Yi's good temper.

I thought to myself, the Venerable has such a good temper, he must pay more attention in the future!

On the other side, Xiaoshan Gao's skin was flushed red from embarrassment.Na na speechless.

Immediately afterwards, Venerable Tsing Yi restrained his smile.

"The method of scolding at a higher level is to find the weakest and most unbearable point in the heart of the person you want to scold, and dig out the already erosive wounds in their hearts, so that they can make their injuries worse, and the pain makes them bruised and bruised. .”

As Venerable Tsing Yi continued to teach in depth, Yang Mei and Xiao Shan Yao once again showed astonished expressions.

They didn't know that this was the first time they were surprised tonight. Sometimes they felt that the Venerable who could endure such things was so kind that he had no temper, and at the same time they felt that the Venerable who could teach this kind of thing was really cold and scary.

After all, even a ferocious Chaos Demon God like Yang Mei just likes to fight tooth for tooth and blood for blood, but he absolutely can't do it, and he can't think of such murderous words.

Pangu listened carefully with his face unchanged, because he knew that Xirong was definitely not the kind of person who would like such an approach.

Tsing Yi Venerable continued to speak, her voice was not loud, but powerful.

"But I think these are just small ways. The real and most powerful method of scolding war is to scold those who others dare not scold! To scold what others dare not scold! To scold all the snakes and rats in the world is a scourge. Hiding people! Swear at all the dark, evil, dirty and unfair things in the world!"

In an instant, among the bamboo groves under the moonlight, flowers were falling from the sky and golden lotuses were gushing from the ground. The Venerable in Tsing Yi was sitting on the big rock, and his voice was deafening.

Yang Mei murmured in astonishment: "This is... the truth of the Great Dao?"

His face was full of 'Fuck, is that okay? '

After all, Yang Mei has lived for so long, but she has never heard of someone who can speak the truth when teaching a pig how to swear!

Xiao Shanjiao's brain was buzzing by the quiet voice of the Tsing Yi Venerable, and his usually bright eyes were full of daze and dullness.

Seeing this, Yang Mei on the side scolded a stupid pig inwardly.

At a glance, he knew that this stupid thing didn't understand the meaning of the words at all, and it was because His Holiness had good intentions that he preached to this mountain ointment. If it were someone else, he would have kicked this stupid thing aside long ago!

In fact, Xirong's original inspiration was just based on "shouting when the road is injustice". After all, since Xiao Shanyou can't change his good nature, he can still change the object of scolding, right?

But he didn't want to be so nonsense that he would lead to the vision of heaven and earth again.

She looked at the falling ceiling, and then at the golden lotus blooming slowly on the ground.Then he took a deep breath and continued.

"See this piece of bamboo?"

"Many people like bamboo. Some people praise it for its tranquility, restraint, humility, and humility. But I prefer its straightness, its straightness. The straightness that never bows to power. I only hope that you have the integrity of this bamboo, Straightforward,"

The Venerable in Tsing Yi turned his head to look at the bamboo forest, and then looked deeply at Xiao Shanzhi.

"Since you are born with a sharp mouth, then you can scold. You don't scold in a daze and don't know why, but scold from the heart and heartily. And when you have the strength of bamboo, then I believe that your scolding Words will no longer be ordinary hurtful words.”

Xirong: Little piggy, let's open up the pattern.JPG

Just when Xi Rong was praising her foolishness, Pan Gu suddenly erupted somehow, and said with a sticky tone of excitement.

【Hehe, so...Xirong, do you prefer upright people? 】

At first, I thought that Pangu would ask Xirong, who knew the mantra so well, again:? ? ?

Although puzzled, she still gave an affirmative answer.

[This is natural. The strength of bamboo is the envy of the world, and I am just a layman. 】

In fact, to be honest, she is not an upright person, and it is precisely because of this that she likes this quality that she does not have.

Xirong felt emotional in her heart, but she didn't know that Pangu's handsome face blushed quietly when he heard this.

Because such an equation appeared in the mind of someone with rough nerves, Xirong likes bamboo's strength of character = likes upright people, and he Pangu thinks that he is such a upright person!

Therefore, Xirong likes upright people = Xirong likes Pangu!

At this moment, liking here means appreciation. Pan Gu didn't think too much about it, but he was still happy because of this equation. After all, if it is rounded up, isn't this just a friend praising him? !

Thinking of this, Pangu couldn't help but chuckled again.

Xi Rong: ...What is this Tie Hanhan doing so silly?

Xirong, who had no idea what Pangu was doing in beauty, observed Xiaoshan Yao, and saw its eyes tremble, as if it had been awakened by something, but soon it faltered again.

"But my lord... can I really do it? I'm just a mountain ointment, this kind of thing..."

As a mountain ointment that everyone hates, everyone thinks their mountain ointment is the most annoying waste in the prehistoric land. This kind of thing that sounds very powerful is really something that this type of mountain ointment can do ?

"Of course you can do it. Didn't you do well when you faced Zulong on Kunlun Mountain? At that time, facing the threat of Zulong, what were you thinking?"

Venerable Tsing Yi's complexion remained unchanged, and when he spoke, he actually believed in its ability more than Xiao Shanyou himself.

"I... didn't think about anything. I just thought that Zulong should be scolded."

Xiao Shanjiao recalled the previous events.

It was not even as good as one of Zulong's paws. It thought it should be afraid, but at that time it only felt a wave of anger welling up in its heart.

It felt that such a good venerable shouldn't be bullied by the indiscriminate Zulong, so it scolded it out of anger. Looking back now, it was indeed the time when it scolded the most without guilt and heartily. .

Seeing that Xiaoshanyou understood, Xirong's eyes flashed with satisfaction, but the next moment, she saw a white light emanating from the originally pink and tender Xiaoshanyou soaring into the sky!

"This is……?!"

Yang Mei looked over in shock.

On the contrary, Xi Rong looked at it calmly, but it was just an epiphany, and she was familiar with the process. From this point of view, this little piggy should be able to enter the fairyland after the epiphany is completed, and he can transform into a human form... Oops, Fuck!

Just as she was thinking, the white light slowly dissipated, and Xi Rong, who was watching calmly, froze, almost biting her own tongue in shock.

Because in front of her, there is no small hill of epiphany that she imagined.I saw the position of Xiaoshan Gao, the pig is still the same pink and tender little piggy as big as two palms, but it exudes a soft white light all over, and each of the four pig's hooves is stepping on a small group of auspicious clouds, with white fluff. There are faintly dotted mysterious lines on the covered fur.

"My lord, this is..." Xiao Shanjiao looked at himself in shock, but when he opened his mouth, his rough voice disappeared, and his voice turned into a sweet little milk voice.

If the small mountain paste was only six points cute, but now it has become ten points. The whole change seems small, but in fact it is earth-shaking. Let Xirong just want to ask: Damn, big brother, your beauty filter is turned on How many floors? !In a second, the male duck's voice becomes fragrant and soft?

Does enlightenment still have this effect?No one told her this?

But before the matter was explained, a golden cloud of merit and virtue appeared in the sky at some point. The golden cloud of merit and virtue was not big, and it just covered the top of Xiao Shanzhi's head, and then a small golden pillar crashed down towards Xiao Shanzhi.At the same time, a small wave of virtuous golden light automatically flew into Xirong's body.

When the golden clouds of merit and virtue dissipated, Xiaoshan Gao felt something in the dark, and raised her head and made a childish little milk sound.

"From today onwards, my name will be 狪狪! I will scold all the injustices in this world!"

These words were not loud, but they were clearly spread throughout the Great Desolation, indicating that a new auspicious beast was born in the Great Desolation.The prehistoric monks who heard this all raised their heads in bewilderment, ah...the birth of the Auspicious Beast is huge and they can understand it, but...the Auspicious Beast brings auspiciousness, a good harvest, and spreads benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith to the world?When did Ruishou still curse people?Is this really reasonable? !

They stretched out their hands in doubt to pinch this strange auspicious beast.

狪狪: Its shape is like a dolphin with beads, its name is 狪狪, and its song is self-sounding. [Note 1] Good at scolding, scolding all the injustices in the world.Its beads have the effect of concentrating and calming the mind.

At the same time, Xiaoshan Gao...ah, no, it was the new auspicious animal who had finished his announcement. As soon as he finished speaking, he opened his mouth and spit out a pearl the size of a quail egg, exuding a warm luster.

Yang Mei's jaw almost dropped in shock.what did he see

Because of a few words of advice from the venerable, a small mountain ointment that everyone hates has turned into a prehistoric beast?

You must know that not everyone can be this prehistoric auspicious beast, and things like heels represent potential. Auspicious beasts have their own auspiciousness, which is the bell of heaven, and naturally they will speed up their cultivation.

Generally speaking, things like feet and potential are almost fixed at birth, and it is basically impossible to change. What's the difference between reborn and reborn? !

At that moment, even Yang Mei felt a little sour, and he couldn't help but think, if the Venerable would give him such a pointer, how many steps would he leap?

But after thinking about it, Yang Mei quickly suppressed these thoughts. After all, without mentioning the difficulty of being a quasi-sage, just saying that his life was saved by the venerable, if you think so, it will be a bit greedy.

Thinking of this, Yang Mei carefully turned her head to glance at the Tsing Yi Venerable, seeing that she just listened to the narrator's narration without changing her expression, and raised her hand to take the pearl casually, she was immediately moved with emotion.

Sure enough, she is worthy of the Venerable. She must have guessed this situation when she was preaching, right?

Or... Was that the reason why she took in the yam yam in the first place?

For example, the venerable has long known that there will be auspicious beasts in the mountain paste tribe in the future, so she just followed the destiny.

Yang Mei thought more and more deeply, but she didn't know who to discuss these speculations with, so she could only keep them all in her heart.

As everyone knows, Xirong is more confused than anyone else from the beginning to the end.

After I finished explaining.After figuring out what happened, she took the pearl that I gave her, and her heart was trembling.

No one told her that the wild little piggy could still super-evolve!

Ah... wait, don't panic, in short, find the poke ball first!