[Black basket] Beep!You foul!

For things like first kiss, probably only children as old as Heizi are interested.After Shi Haichuan finished gossiping about what was going on, he began to tease number two who was sitting on his lap.No. [-]'s recipes at Shi Haichuan's house are also controlled, and many rules have been made for No. [-]. One is not being able to serve the table, but everyone is happy at the moment. No. [-] sticks out his tongue and is teased by many people. Haichuan didn't even think about making rules for it.

"I really didn't realize that Lord Vulcan had kissing experience before." Heizi's tone obviously didn't think that what Vulcan said was true, and the words in Vulcan's ears felt like they were mocking. So I immediately retorted: "I have a master who is addicted to kissing, of course it is not the first kiss."

Hearing this, Shi Haichuan spit out all the drink in his mouth. According to Shi Haichuan's thinking, this master and other characters are naturally men who are much older than Vulcan, and they are still kissers... To be honest, this concept should be It's not too much, and it shouldn't be too much to think that this master is a ten times ten pervert.

Then Shi Haichuan saw the junior high school student sitting next to him... and thought that he was probably a pervert.Thinking of this, Shi Haichuan's whole face showed a tragic feeling.Heizi, who was sitting next to Shi Haichuan, felt his whole body tremble, turned his head to look at Shi Haichuan, and asked with some uncertainty, "Mr. Shi...are you..."

"Ahaha...not at all." Shi Haichuan said in embarrassment, then turned his head to change the subject and asked, "Heizi, do you have someone to kiss for the first time?" Not very witty.

Heizi was stunned for a moment when he heard Shi Haichuan's words, and his expression became equally embarrassed: "I have never been in a relationship, and besides, no one will notice me in school. I have no chance to fall in love either. "

"Ha, the sense of existence is also a very important issue." Shi Haichuan nodded, yes, if you can't even recognize or remember it, let alone the issue of future development.

Heizi picked up a lot of food with his chopsticks and put it into his bowl, then said: "So I haven't even been in love, so I don't know how to fall in love. Compared with me, Mr. Shi's first kiss is more interesting." Bar."

Hearing Heizi's words, Shi Haichuan touched his chin with some concern: "Speaking of which, when did my first love come?"

"A fickle man doesn't even remember who his first love was!" Aida heard Shi Haichuan's muttering, and immediately interjected, "Isn't first love supposed to be the best memory?"

Of course, things like first love should be the best memories, but Shi Haichuan's previous life was really chaotic. Thinking about it now, there is no one who explicitly said that he started dating...

Um?No, there is one.

Shi Haichuan clenched his fist and knocked on his palm, and said, "If you really want to talk about first love, it should be about high school."

"That's not as big as we are now." Girls are naturally curious about such things, so Aida squeezed into the seat next to Shi Haichuan, leaned his body, and asked gossip: "What is Teacher Shi's first love?" What kind of person?"

After discovering that the topic of "Shi Haichuan's first love" can divert everyone's attention from him, the god of fire is also very great, and he leaned in front of Shi Haichuan and said, "Yes, Teacher Shi, tell me about your previous love." story."

"Hmm." Shi Haichuan was still touching his chin, with a somewhat uncertain tone: "I don't have any stories to tell, probably after dating for a week or so, I was dumped."

"Huh?" Everyone present made strange noises.

Aida stretched out his hand tremblingly, patted Shi Haichuan on the back, and said, "I'm really sorry, we didn't know such a sad story..."

"Uh, this is not a sad story." Shi Haichuan was a little at a loss for Aida's exaggerated reaction, and seeing that everyone present seemed to have such a reaction, his entire face was covered with black lines, and he thought Children nowadays are really fussing, it's just a week...a week...

Shi Haichuan held his head in his hands in great pain, but if you think about it carefully, it seems to be a really sad story.

"It's only been dating for a week, and he was the one who was dumped. Mr. Shi is indeed very pitiful." Heizi hugged No. [-], who was overwhelmed by Shi Haichuan, on his body, and then rubbed No. [-]'s little head: "Shi Is there anyone you like now, sir?"

"Huh?" Heizi's words were too soft, Shi Haichuan himself didn't hear clearly, so he just stretched out his ears, but found that the junior high school student didn't intend to say it again.

The topic of the students' celebration banquet became very fast. Compared with the gossip of Ishikaikawa who still has a generation gap, it is obvious that everyone's thoughts are still on Vulcan. When everyone is full, the time is almost up. Aida and Hinata greeted Everyone can go home quickly, if the time is later, it will not be safe on the road.

Because of No. [-], Shi Haichuan and Heizi couldn't take the subway home with everyone, so they just took a taxi back home, but at least Shi Haichuan was only an adult among this group of people, so Shi Haichuan was still very responsible Send this group of high school students to the subway entrance.

"Heizi, are you planning to go home with Teacher Shi?" When everyone was about to enter the station, Vulcan suddenly asked. Heizi nodded while hugging No. [-], and said, "If Mr. Shi is alone, I I think the driver will take him three times around Japan before going home."

"Hey, hey, I'm not that stupid after all, the taxi fare is so expensive." Shi Haichuan broke into a cold sweat when he heard Heizi's words.

Vulcan glanced at Shi Haichuan, and patted Heizi's shoulder very sympathetically: "Okay, then Teacher Shi will be counting on you, Heizi."

It's not up to you, a brat, to say such things!I don't know how many tic-tac-toe popped out of Shi Haichuan's forehead, and he was exuding a black aura, watching Seirin's group of children get off the ground (DI) and iron (YU).

"Mr. Shi, shall we go home?" Heizi looked up at Shi Haichuan.

Shi Haichuan blinked, his expression softened, and he said, "Let's go home."

After asking the address, the taxi driver began to be very dedicated and became an invisible person, and he didn't seem to want to chat with the passengers. The atmosphere in the car was quiet, and only the sound of Heizi rubbing No. [-]'s head was left.

Shi Haichuan let out a sigh of relief, and said in a low voice, "Speaking of which, I haven't talked to you today. Congratulations, Heizi."

"It's the admission ticket that everyone got together." Heizi said, but turned to look at Shi Haichuan: "Speaking of which, you are talking about your first love today. Does Mr. Shi have any kissing experience?"

"If you have to say it, there are cases where your lips touch other people's lips." Shi Haichuan touched his lips unintentionally, and then he became embarrassed: "It's almost like Vulcan. They bumped into each other, or when they were playing punishment games."

"Mr. Shi's unexpected innocence." Heizi turned his head back, looked ahead, and said very calmly: "I thought that when kissing, tongue touches tongue."

The taxi seemed to brake suddenly. It turned out to be a red light, and the driver seemed to be relieved.

Shi Haichuan stared at Heizi in disbelief.What's wrong with the worldview of today's students?Where have all the innocent children gone?Didn't you just say that you have no experience in love, why did you suddenly become so explosive when it comes to kissing?Tongue touching tongue... Shi Haichuan touched his conscience and felt that he had never considered such a thing himself.

"Isn't it like this? If it's not tongue touching tongue, just lips to lips, number two and I can do it too." Heizi said, kissing number two, then turned his head to Shi Haichuan who had already petrified: "This is just Kiss, not a kiss."

Kiss your sister, kiss your uncle!Master driver, can you stop slamming on the brakes all the time?It's not a red light now!

Shi Haichuan roared inwardly for a moment, looked at Heizi with a stiff neck, stretched out his hand and pulled No. [-] onto his lap, and said, "Kissing or something, you are still young. And don't kiss No. [-] casually, it has been outside today, saying Maybe he ate something weird or dirty."

"Woo..." No. [-] replied with some grievances, it stayed in the gymnasium and restaurant today, and there were no strange dirty things for it to eat, okay?

"How old is old? Is Mr. Shi still young, so he has no experience?" Heizi said.

Shi Haichuan felt that today's point was wrong. It should not be discussed on the word "kiss", but should be discussed on passionate keywords such as "competition", "win or lose", and "effort".

"Heizi, you can imagine that kissing is a little more sacred, so don't think about tongue touching tongue." Shi Haichuan said more seriously, but Heizi hummed twice, muttering something that he didn't hear clearly . "Don't talk about it by yourself, just say it." Shi Haichuan also hummed twice.

"Mr. Shi obviously doesn't have much experience, so you have no position to talk about me on this issue." Heizi raised his neck and turned his head to the side.

The driver in the car coughed, temporarily broke the discussion between Shi Haichuan and Heizi, and said, "Both of you, we've arrived."

Of course, it's not the door of the house, but the door of the community. At this time, taxis are no longer allowed to enter the community.

"Oh, I'm sorry, how much is it in total?" Shi Haichuan quickly realized, seeing Heizi open the car door and get off the car talking to himself, he simply gave a whole sheet, got out of the car and chased after him, fortunately, Heizi The walking speed was not fast, Shi Haichuan dragged No. [-] to stand in front of Heizi, his tone was very helpless: "So, why are you losing your temper, Heizi."

"I didn't lose my temper." Heizi took two steps left and right, but found that Shi Haichuan was moving along with him. He couldn't cross Shi Haichuan at all, so he simply stood still, staring at Shi Haichuan and said, "What are you doing? Going home now."

"It's only a few steps to go home, what's the rush." ​​Shi Haichuan said, looking down at Heizi's eyes, and asked again: "What are you angry about?"

"Do you have someone you like now?" Heizi's voice was very soft, it was too noisy at the dining table before, but now on this empty road, Shi Haichuan could hear it clearly.

Shi Haichuan rubbed his ears, as if he felt he had heard wrong.Staring into the eyes of the person in front of him, Shi Haichuan sighed and said, "Of course there are people I like." After speaking, Shi Haichuan rubbed Heizi's hair and walked towards his home.

"Huh? Who is it?" Heizi asked after him, walking quickly behind Shi Haichuan.

"The person I like probably doesn't know that I like him. So, it doesn't matter who it is."

"Then I also want to know. What kind of person Mr. Shi likes."

"So, don't keep asking." Shi Haichuan sighed again.

Like him, his age, identity and gender are inappropriate, so it is better not to say it than to embarrass everyone.Although Heizi said that the concept of kissing is a bit harsh, he is still a high school student, and his understanding of feelings is limited. Even if he speaks out by himself, what can he understand?

"Mr. Shi, I think that if you really have someone you like, I will be very sad."

"……Um?"

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