[Black basket] Beep!You foul!

Chapter 3 Have You Watched Too Much Porn?

Now I want to seriously prove that Shi Haichuan doesn't know why he can speak Japanese so fluently!

Except for a few sentences he learned from watching porn, but these one or two sentences are obviously not enough to support his daily conversations.

"Then, you need help now." Heizi said, already throwing away the question of why he had fouled so many times.

After Shi Haichuan confirmed that this was not the city he lived in, he could only nod in resignation.

"I really don't know why I came to Japan, I really just fell asleep." Shi Haichuan Wangtian said with a very melancholy expression.

Except for a whistle, a referee's certificate, and not even a steel coin on him.

Kise took out his mobile phone, struggled for a long time between 110 and 119, and finally called the captain.

"I thought you should know, I'm busy."

"Uh..." Kise choked.

"Is there anything?"

"Little Heizi seems to be being targeted by a strange person, Captain, I really can't deal with it!" Kise finished speaking almost crying, and then hung up the phone.

But there was almost no pause, Kise's cell phone rang again, Kise cut off the phone without thinking, and Heizi's cell phone rang again beside him.

"Akashi-kun, well, there is indeed a strange person." Heizi looked at Shi Haichuan with a strange expression after speaking, and then said to the mobile phone: "He got lost directly from China to Japan, but I remember the relationship between China and Japan. Only the sea."

The person on the other side of the phone seemed to be silent for a while, and Heizi said again: "I can solve it, Akashi-kun, go ahead."

"I'll be over in half an hour, you guys stay where you are." Akashi said and hung up the phone.

Shi Haichuan still looked up at the ceiling: "I want a ticket back to China."

But looking at the mobile phone in the hands of the junior high school student opposite, Shi Haichuan rolled his eyes again and said, "Which one of you can lend me your mobile phone, and I'll call my classmate."

"Aren't you a referee? Are you still studying?" Huang Lai handed out his mobile phone, still muttering, and was glared at by Shi Haichuan.

Shi Haichuan dialed his roommate, but it was always a busy tone or an empty number.This made Shi Haichuan feel that his mind was empty.This is not a good sign.

Heizi did not know when he got the third cup of milkshake, and said, "This is a Japanese mobile phone. Are you sure you can call foreign countries by directly dialing the number? Kise-kun's mobile phone does not seem to be that advanced."

Shi Haichuan suddenly felt that his sadness was flowing upstream.

"Referee, but what are you going to do now? You have no money, and you can't even stay in a hotel. It's already dark." Huang Lai pointed to the transparent glass of the fast food restaurant. It was indeed dark outside, if it wasn't for The street lights are almost invisible.

Shi Haichuan became even more sad, and he lost all the strength to teach others with great interest before.

"Akashi-kun will be here later, so you shouldn't worry too much." Heizi muttered.

Sure enough, Akashi arrived on time, and there was even a driver... Shi Haichuan only felt that the red-haired boy in front of him had a strong air of local tyrant.

You said what is the virtue of the current junior high school students dyeing their hair in this and that color? Don’t the teachers in the moral education class have any opinions?

Relying on the height advantage brought by his age, Shi Haichuan looked down at the three junior high school students, then pointed at the local tyrant and asked Huang Mao: "Are you sure you are not a non-mainstream club but a basketball club? This is your captain?"

Kise, who died in battle, vowed that he would never be curious about anyone in his life!

Kuroko opened Shi Haichuan's hand pointing at Akashi, and said, "Akashi-kun, we don't want to help him anymore."

The person called Akashi squinted his eyes, turned his head to look at Heizi: "Where did you find this psychopath?"

"We didn't find it, he found it himself." Heizi thought about it for a while, and then said, "He said that I violated six violations in the fourth quarter of today's game."

"There are two more fouls." Shi Haichuan corrected.

Akashi's eyes narrowed again, obviously like Kise before, he had a little interest in this person.

And this expression that would be yelled "Wow, so handsome" by the girl's dream was not so suitable for Shi Haichuan's eyes, he turned his head to look at Huang Mao, and asked: "Is there something wrong with your captain's eyes? I look a little pink eyed."

Huang Lai finally couldn't be a passerby, and Shi Haichuan's face was covered with a sip of Coke.

Angrily, Shi Haichuan found a paper towel to wipe his face clean, and then looked at Huangmao: "I just said before, if you have the consciousness of an athlete, don't drink Coke. Are you not afraid of breaking your bones?"

In the end, the bitter Kise gave up his Coke, and half-pushed the psychopath on the verge of breaking out into Akashi's car.

The red-haired boy sitting in the co-pilot gestured to the driver, and said to his team members: "I'll call your home later, it's too late today, so stay at my home."

The two players did not intend to resist at all.

Shi Haichuan now only feels uncomfortable all over his body. He really doesn't understand why he came to Japan. What's more, he doesn't understand that No. 15 and Huang Mao are pinching him tightly from left to right in this not to mention narrow back seat. Yes, it's like escorting a prisoner.

"What's your name?"

"Huh? My name is Shi Haichuan."

"Then, I want to ask Mr. Shi, how did you come to Japan?"

"I really don't know. I was blowing the game before, and then I was knocked out, and then I saw No. 15 constantly committing fouls."

Shi Haichuan felt that he was very good at summarizing the key points.And his focus is obviously No. 15.

"My name is Kuroko Tetsuya, can you stop calling me No. 15? This makes me very unhappy."

"If I can watch a basketball game without fouls, it will be the happiest thing for the referee. Obviously you make me very unhappy." Shi Haichuan retorted triumphantly.

"But you don't even have an identity card now, and I can even sue you for illegal entry."

Shi Haichuan was silent for a while, and the red-haired boy in front laughed: "Tetsuya, when did you even know about illegal entry?"

"I still have a good class every day."

The uncle driver coughed in embarrassment and said, "Master, do we need to go to the police station?"

For a while, the car was a little quiet.

Looking at the window of the car, Huang Lai suddenly felt that even the driver uncle had more presence than himself. You must know that he is a celebrity anyway, a celebrity!

Heizi really couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Sitting in the front, Akashi couldn't see the expression on his face, and his accent seemed to be smiling, and he said to the driver: "No, just go back, and you can't make any trouble by yourself."

"You are just a group of junior high school students, I am a college student, and I have a formal job." Shi Haichuan retorted weakly.

The driver drove very fast, and arrived at the destination in a short time. Shi Haichuan finally borrowed the high-end phone that Heizi said could make international long-distance calls under the premise of feeling uncomfortable all over his body.

He still dialed his roommate's phone number, and the phone was obviously connected.

"Hey……"

"Chen Da, don't sleep!"

"Hai Chuan, you agreed to buy us supper today, why haven't you come back yet? We were all hungry and passed out."

"I thought it was summer vacation, and you couldn't ask me to deliver supper to each of you."

"Didn't you come to the high school near my house to blow the game? Stop by, stop by. Remember to ask for duck necks, and you'd better bring some kelp or something. I'm really hungry."

For a while, Shi Haichuan didn't know how to talk to his roommate.

"Well, Chen Da, I seem to have been experimented by aliens."

"Ok?"

"I played the game today, and a buzzer-beater hit me directly at halftime, and then I went to Japan..."

"You watch porn too much, don't you?"

"You only watch porn!"

The blunt words on the other side made a certain Huangmao standing behind Shi Haichuan laugh. Huangmao poked Heizi's waist and said in a low voice, "Do you think the referee and Xiaoqingfeng will get along well?"

After hearing this, Heizi couldn't help laughing.

Shi Haichuan was so annoyed by the ridicule behind him, he yelled at his roommate: "I'm in Japan now, I don't have anything on me except the referee's certificate and whistle, and I don't even have a dime, first you can find a way to get my ID card in the bank." Cards and other things were sent to me in a mess."

"What! Are you really in Japan?" The person on the other side seemed to think it was amazing.

"I'm a pig to lie to you." Shi Haichuan snorted twice, then asked Akashi for the correct address, and reported a long list to the opposite party.

Shi Haichuan, who hung up the phone, felt that something was wrong, and then looked at the three junior high school students behind him in shock: "Do you understand Chinese?"

Akashi raised the corner of his mouth and said, "I have studied Chinese systematically, but I can confirm that Senior Shi, you just spoke Japanese. Tetsuya and Ryota don't know it."

Shi Haichuan squinted his eyes, and still felt that his brain might have been smashed or transformed by aliens. In short, he had obtained the excellent skills of the world.

Forget it, since it's not a bad thing, don't worry about it so much, and I didn't use this skill to do anything foul.

"So, Mr. Shi, where are you going to stay for the next few days?" Akashi narrowed his eyes and said, "As far as I know now, you are penniless, let alone a place to live, just to eat." Getting full is a problem."

It was the first time that Shi Haichuan was worried about his own livelihood when he was so old.The expression also began to be a little tangled.

"You can think about the specifics tomorrow. Let's have a good rest tonight." Akashi turned his head and ordered his servants, and then led Kuroko and Kise to leave.

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