Bye bye ex!Hello ex!

Chen Yi came back with a good health and a good mood, so naturally she wanted to have a big feast for her relatives and friends.Although Wu Fan's absence is a bit of a disappointment, there are still two brats who can be teased.However, it's rare for my old lady to show kindness and invite you two to dinner. You are drooping and dejected. What does this mean?

Chen Yi put down her chopsticks and wiped her mouth with a paper towel, "Which one of you will talk first? I am in a good mood, and I will give you free psychological counseling today. Are you short of money or love?"

Li Qiuzhe poked the rice in the bowl with his chopsticks, poked and poked, and suddenly sang, "But you say love, I only want to be your friend, be your friend. I am here, and in your heart you are just a just friend, not a lover."

Chen Yi gave her a white look. The young people these days are hypocritical, "Being a close friend probably always brings love. If you can't do it, you can force it. If you are a friend or not, you will be obedient to you immediately."

Yan Zhimu nodded in confusion, thought for a while before realizing something was wrong, and slapped the table, "Forcing your size! That's my sister!"

"So what about your sister? Go back and tell her that only women understand women!" After Chen Yi finished speaking, she smiled shyly.

Yan Zhimu and Li Qiuzhe trembled at the same time.

"What about you? Wu Fan is not here, are you dissatisfied with your desire?" Chen Yi took out a cigarette and handed one to Yan Zhimu.

Yan Zhimu took it and held it in his hand.She has long understood the reason not to talk about relationship issues with good friends, "No, but I met a difficult client (this is indeed true)."

Chen Yi casually comforted her a few words, then turned her head to comfort Li Qiuzhe, she was like a confidant sister.It is not surprising that people who have just fallen in love always hope that their friends can find happiness as soon as possible, just like her.

Yan Zhimu looked at Chen Yi's beaming face, and couldn't help being happy for her, and admired Gu Xinran from the bottom of his heart.Envious and envious, I couldn't help but think of Wu Fan again.The two had been fighting coldly for several days, and Wu Fan didn't even tell Yan Zhimu when he set off for D City, she was not only angry but also disheartened.After eating, Yan Zhimu didn't want to go home and face the four white walls all by himself, so he wandered around the street alone.

It is mid-December now, the streets are full of Christmas decorations, and cheerful songs are heard.A pirated CD vendor who doesn’t know where he came from played a sad love song in a disappointing way, “No one I loved stays with me, loneliness stays with me overnight”, Yan Zhimu covered his throbbing heart, deeply Take a deep breath.

Yan Zhimu wandered around and came to a bar.Yan Zhimu has been in this bar for more than 2 years. The boss is a middle-aged lesbian, T is in charge of bartending, and P is in charge of accounts. The two husbands and wives cooperate with each other tacitly. It can be maintained.Yan Zhimu sat on the bar drinking alone, and chatted with Boss T without saying a word.

"What, did you quarrel with your girlfriend?" Boss T made a glass of GinTonic for Yan Zhimu and handed it over.

Yan Zhimu took a sip, nodded with a wry smile, the gin was bitter, and his heart was even bitterer.

Boss T looked like someone who came here, "Women, just coax more."

Yan Zhimu came here many times, but it was the first time he had a face-to-face chat with the boss like this, "How long have you been with the boss lady?"

"Us? It's been more than 6 years, and it's almost a 7-year itch." The boss kept moving his hands and skillfully mixed the wine. Although he was no longer young, he was still handsome.

"Is there any way to get along?" Yan Zhimu's experience in love is fairly rich, but his experience in maintaining relationships is pitiful. Anyway, he is idle, so let's listen to other people's stories for entertainment.

"I don't know how to get along, anyway, in the blink of an eye, 6 years have passed, and I never thought of anyone else in this position besides her." The boss paused, "However, there are three basic differences between us." in principle."

"What principle?"

"One is not allowed to break up casually, especially when you are angry; two, the quarrel does not last overnight, and the conflict must be resolved on the same day; the third is to talk but not to fight, no matter how noisy you are, you can't beat people."

Yan Zhimu nodded while listening, admiring secretly in his heart, the boss is indeed a person of great wisdom, if you want to learn from her, people with experience are different.

The boss looked at her adoringly, and couldn't help but feel a little flustered, "Back then, I was once romantic and popular with thousands of girls. The lady boss chased me hard, and she chased me for more than half a year. I was abducted by her for a moment. My dear, hey, I just hang on a tree like this, I feel so unwilling!" The boss sighed, poured himself a glass of beer, and was just about to drink it, when there was a muffled slap, and someone slapped him hard on the back. A slap.

"Damn ghost, tell me again, which of us chased who? And why are you not reconciled?" The proprietress appeared out of nowhere, with her hands on her hips, her eyes widened, and Yan Zhimu was also a little scared when she saw it .

"Wife, wife...hehe, I'm joking with the guests, don't take it to heart! Hey, don't hit, don't kick, hey, don't pinch here... Go home and wait How embarrassing it is to be in front of everyone!"

The proprietress didn't care if there was anyone on the bar, she kicked the boss's ass with her foot, and there was another muffled sound.After kicking, he let out his breath, hummed to her, and said harshly, "I can't live through this day, let's break up", and then I didn't know where I went again.

Yan Zhimu saw the boss rubbing his butt in embarrassment, completely lost the complacency just now, and couldn't help complaining, "The way to get along? Three principles?"

The boss coughed, "Principles are dead, but people are alive. Hey, don't worry about how to get along with it. When you fall in love with a woman, you just need to remember one thing..."

Yan Zhimu took a big sip of wine, looked at the boss distrustfully, "Which point?"

"That is, no matter whether you are wrong or not, you must first admit your mistakes! No matter whether you are reasonable or not, don't be reasonable!"

. . . . . .Boss, here are two points.

Yan Zhimu was half drunk, took a taxi back home, and after blowing the wind for a while, he woke up again.It's just that when the surroundings are quiet, they think of Wu Fan and Qin Lan, and when they think about it, their heart hurts and they panic.The house hasn't been cleaned for a few days, so let's find something to do to distract ourselves.

After mopping the floor in the middle of the night, and preparing to collect some clothes for washing, I picked up the pajamas that Wu Fan wore a few days ago, subconsciously smelled it, and it still smelled like her.In just a few seconds, Yan Zhimu burst into tears.

Yan Zhimu cried for a while last night, today his eyes are red and swollen, his voice is hoarse, and he even caught a cold.I took a day off to take a rest, and suddenly remembered my mother's flight back to City C today, so I immediately got up and drove to pick her up.When I went out, I wore a pair of sunglasses to block the rabbit's eyes, but I always felt that I couldn't hide it from my mother.

Not long after Yan's mother got in the car, she answered the phone, "Hello?... oh oh, Xiao Fan... Mmm, I'm going back today, Yan Zhimu is taking me to the airport now ...Hey, it's all right, I know you're busy with work, Yan Zhimu said that you went on a business trip to City D, and young people's work is important...Okay, thank you. Come to City C when you have time, um, goodbye!"

After Yan Zhimu finally calmed down, there was another turmoil, and even his mother became jealous.

Yan's mother hung up the phone and was silent for a while, "Hey, I just wanted you to come to City B to gain experience, at most you will go back to City C in a year or so, who knew you would stay here for 1 years. Your dad and I didn't quite understand why you stayed here before, but this time I understand."

Yan Zhimu didn't dare to say anything, he was startled, he didn't know what his mother understood.Is this the rhythm of coming out! ?Mom I'm not ready yet!

Yan Zhimu was silent and didn't answer, Yan's mother didn't care, and continued to say to herself, "Yan Zhimu, don't think that you don't say anything, and I don't know anything about your mother. Your parents are not old-fashioned, you should If you understand something, you will understand it, but whether you accept it or not is another matter."

. . . . . .Mom, what are you trying to say?

"Your father and I have always worried that you will be cheated. Everyone knows that you are not very smart, your ears are soft, and your eyes are not very good."

. . . . . .Mom, am I really my own?Yan Zhimu pouted, "What's wrong with my eyes??"

"You don't know how to recognize people with your eyes since you were a child. Look at your good friend in high school. He looks good, but he is rude and disrespectful. He doesn't take the initiative to call us when he sees us. Also, your university That good friend is too scheming, hypocritical, and very insincere. And that colleague from your senior year intern, who looks easy-going, is actually selfish and petty."

Listening to his mother scolding his friends one by one, Yan Zhimu was not generally surprised, "Fuck, aren't these all my exes?" !Mom, what did you find out?

"Fortunately, you have been in City B for so long, and you have finally made some progress. Wu Fan is a good friend. I am relieved to have her take care of you."

. . . . . .Speaking of Wu Fan, Yan Zhimu started to feel a little depressed again, crying in his heart, Mom, Wu Fan doesn't want me anymore.However, you still have to pretend to be independent and strong on the surface, "Mom, I will take care of myself!"

"He said he would take care of himself, so why did he catch a cold?" Mom frowned, with a look of disgust.

Yan Zhimu pursed his lips and hummed softly.

"Hey, you kid, you don't know how to argue since you were a child, and you don't seem to care much about anything. I asked the master to tell your fortune for you, and he said that you are the fate of dissecting the world. You don't know how worried I am."

"...Mom, feudal superstition is not good!"

"Don't interrupt, I haven't finished yet! Hey, where did I end..." Yan's mother thought for a while, "Oh, I remembered. I want to say, Yan Zhimu, if you want To stick to this path, you must have a firm heart and a suitable partner. There are some good things, and don’t let go of them.”

Yan Zhimu was hesitating, wondering if he should argue with his mother, but he was distracted, let off the accelerator, and the car slowed down.

Yan's mother urged, "Yan Zhimu, drive faster, I haven't checked in yet!"

"oh oh....."

The two were silent for a while, and soon arrived at the airport, Yan Zhimu got out of the car to help his mother carry the luggage.In the conversation just now, Yan Zhimu didn't intend to respond, and didn't know how to respond. Unexpectedly, Yan's mother hadn't finished speaking. "You, come back during the Chinese New Year, remember to bring people with you, and show it to your dad. Don't bring any other messy people, just bring that one. If you don't bring it this time, then the conversation we just had is invalid .You come back to City C next year, go on a blind date and get married.”

Yan Zhimu couldn't believe it, but also worried, "Mom... have you misunderstood something?".

"Your hair has never grown ears. You have only brought girls home since you were a child. You haven't worn a skirt since the fifth grade. Last time you helped you clean up your room, you found your diary from college. Your parents still don't understand your words , I have raised you for nothing for so many years!" Yan's mother pulled up the handle of the trolley case.

Yan Zhimu almost jumped up after hearing this, "Diary!! How can you see my privacy!!??"

"Don't interrupt, do you remember what I said?" Yan's mother stared at her with a serious face.

Yan Zhimu's eyes flickered, "Which... the one who raised me for nothing for so many years?"

Yan's mother patted her on the forehead with one hand, "The phrase 'bring someone home with you during the Chinese New Year'!! I'm leaving, you go home, take your medicine and rest! Goodbye!"

? ? . . .what's the situation! !I seem to be out?Seems like a good thing?No, Mom, Mom, my girlfriend ran away!

The author has something to say: the author's computer is broken, just reinstalled~~~~

In the past, when chasing articles, some authors always said that they did not update articles because the computer was broken, and it turned out to be true. . . .