[Online Game] Am I innocent?

Two parts per million is really shocking. Wu Ge has been declining scenes in his dreams these days, and the most tragic thing is that every person who apologized for rejecting him put his face on the face of the Internet cafe brother: "I'm sorry, I can't accept it." A cold voice was inserted into the slanted stab, and it kept repeating, "Two millionths of a million..."

Opening his eyes suddenly, he tiredly got up from the bed and sat down in front of the computer.Frustrated in emotional intelligence, proud in the casino, let's see if there is any good business coming to your door.

Pressing on the screen, I scanned the customer's messages one by one, and there was actually a message from a gourd baby: Pigeon, can you accept the operation?

What's the situation?Wu Ge immediately sent a secret message.

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: What surgery?

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] Said to you: Gege, you are finally online, long time no see!

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: get to the point

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] Tell you: Cough, what kind of surgery is there, gender reassignment surgery >_

Wu Ge was stunned for two seconds.

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: ... I am handicapped and not good at castration

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] Say to you: I hate it, people talk about reincarnation

In the game, players can buy props in the mall to reincarnate and change their gender. Tap for three seconds, safe, painless and easy, with good curative effect, quick results, and easy to use.

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: the real beauty is from the palace

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] Tell you: I'm afraid of pain!

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: Please don’t get too involved =_=

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] Said to you: I don’t care, I’ll give you the money and cut it for me

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: Please don't speak so bluntly!

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] say to you: [5000 gold]

[Secret language] You said to [Dongdongguai]: You are satisfied with Pigeon's Painless Transgender Kit!Please leave your account password, 3 minutes, only 3 minutes, return you a brand new world~~

[Secret language] [Dongdongguai] Say to you: o(￣ˇ￣)o How good is Zaojiang Zi

After receiving the money, Wu Ge logged into Dongdongguai's account, and used the ingots already on the account to purchase Reincarnation as a Human.Dongdongguai was originally a baby daddy, but after reincarnation, he resolutely became the hottest Bingxin girl.As soon as the sex change was successful, I received countless secret messages.

"Sister BX, please marry me, including food, accommodation and bed warming~~"

"If you have a house, a car, and gold clothes, I'm waiting for you, loveu~~"

"Dongdong, marry me, and you won't have to dig treasures and mines to do menial work anymore!"

Ding ding ding's secret words made Wu Ge a headache. He casually clicked on the power channel, and a bunch of bachelors frantically swiped the screen. The more he looked at the names of the power members, the more he felt that something was wrong. He pressed the k key to cancel the hidden name, and Dong Dongguai's name There is a large character on the left - [Qing].

At this moment, Wu Ge just wants to manipulate Bing Xin of Dongdongguai to jump off the cliff, focusing on pitting his teammates for 100 years, and he is talking about his little friend Huluwa.It’s okay to add the forces that have a subtle relationship with [Ye Shi], what’s wrong with deliberately letting him pretend to be on the stage, and give him a chance to lurk and collect information?Could this be the legendary true love!

[Influence][Golden Mouse]: /Heart hole, you agreed to marry me when you come back!

[Influence][Drilling the Sky Mouse]: /Heart rolls, it's clear that you agreed to marry me!

[Influence][Torch Rat]: / Xindongdong promised me yesterday!

[Influence][Mouse]: / Xindongdong promised me last week!

[Faction][Fanjiangshu]: /Humph, Dongdong promised me before joining the faction!

[Influence][Nanxia Zhanzhao]: /The scumbags on the Xinlou refused to accept and came to fight, the hole is mine

[Influence][Northern Xia Ouyang Chun]: /Xin Dongdong sent me a heart knot to make love!

[Power][Dongxia Zhihua]: /Xin Dongdong has led me to the red line!

[Influence][Xixia Liu Qing]: /Xin Dongdong has long been married to Jinlan with me, and she agreed to marry me after changing her gender!

...Wu Ge confirmed the name of the power again, he confirmed that he did not walk into the set of "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness".Is there no woman in Qingtian?Don't you think it's weird to say yes to marriage with a man?And gourd baby, dear, how many Han papers have you agreed with!You are majestic and majestic with the Chinese paper set!

He finally understood why Dongdongguai asked him to help change his gender. It doesn't matter if he presses a button lightly. The key is how much mess he will clean up after this button.After replying "not me" to countless people who came to propose marriage, he finally ushered in the torture of Qingtian's ultimate boss.

The corners of his eyes twitched when he saw the ID of the leader of the Qingtian faction, Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness suddenly entered Lu Xiaofeng randomly, are you sure you went to the wrong set?It's okay to mess around, can you choose a character with a slightly similar style of painting?A group of chivalrous men support a pervert as a powerful lord, why is Qing Tian's painting style so messy? ?

[Secret language] [Gong Jiu] said to you: If it's not me, then who are you?

That's right, Qingtian's power master is called [Gong Jiu]. In Lu Xiaofeng's legend, the hottest pervert, Gong Jiu.As expected of a power lord, his name is unusual, and the problem hits the nail on the head - he must tell the truth and make sure he sees blood immediately.

"It's not me, so who are you?"

"Oh, I'm a pigeon"

"Oh, the one in the night, right?"

"haha, yes"

"hehe"

[System] You are dead.

After Wu Ge brainstormed blankly, he decided to answer this question in a roundabout way.

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: I am also a police officer.

After two seconds, there was a reply——

[Secret language] [Gong Jiu] said to you: Oh?

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: ^0^ The new brand was recently installed, and I didn’t come to join Qingtian in time

[Secret language] [Gong Jiu] said to you: Didn't you join Qingtian's new patrol?

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: Yes!

[Secret language][Gong Jiu] said to you: You are the pigeon in the night, right?

Fuck!This too can be found!sucker Punch--

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: ^0^ No, I’m just a friend of Dongdongguai

[Secret language][Gong Jiu] Tell you: Dongdongguai has only a few friends in total, and you are the only one who is new to the police without adding Qingtian

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: ... how do you know so clearly

[Secret language] [Gong Jiu] said to you: I sympathize with my subordinates.By the way, since you are Xiaodong's friend, let me be a favor~

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: ... If it kills me so that I get disconnected, then you are welcome

[Secret language] [Gong Jiu] said to you: Hehe, how come, I send you a piece of information

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: You will be so nice?

[Secret language] [Gong Jiu] said to you: Hehe, at least we have fellowship.You might as well tell the people in the night that the nanny group of [Blood War] is back

The nannies from the bloody battle are back?What does that mean? It means that they can be pushed back openly.Wu Ge thought to himself, no wonder you picked this one, because you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and you want to watch the snipe and the clam fight and reap the benefits of the fisherman.

[Secret language] You said to [Gong Jiu]: Thank you!

[Secret language][Gong Jiu] said to you: You're welcome, and one last friendly reminder, you'd better go offline as soon as possible, because they have already decided to form a group to find you.

Unblocking, Wu Ge saw a group of Qingtian policemen approaching him step by step, and decisively clicked the X on the top right of the screen.Looking at Gezi's friends list, Dongdongguai's trumpet is also not online, hmph, is it really a guilty conscience?He put away the booth rather annoyed and got up, feeling a little irritable at the moment, and decided to go mining to cultivate himself.

[System] Your friend [hidden*] is online.

What?When did he add friends with Hairy Crab? How could he take the initiative to add friends with such a low-key luxury and connotation, and how could the hairy crab be so noble and glamorous, how could he take the initiative to add him as friends?If there was a section about adding friends to each other, he couldn't ignore it, but now he doesn't remember it at all!Is the system pumped?

Forget it, let's not worry about it, if the enemy can't move, I can't move, anyway, he probably hasn't been on the friend list for a day or two, so he can still enjoy himself bragging.

It's a pity that heaven failed to fulfill people's wishes, and he wanted to ignore others but came to him instead.

[Secret language] [hidden *] said to you: in?

When God speaks, you must show your good service attitude.

[Secret language] You said to [隐至*]: Yes, yes!

[Secret language][隐至*]Say to you: Yinglong City

He looked at the time, it was almost midnight, and the World Boss Bull Demon King of Yinglong City was about to appear.Well, God asked him to fight monsters and become addicted.

After joining the team, Liba Shanxi and Zhao Feiyan are both in the team, a male Huanghuo and a female Yunlu, with strong firepower, it is estimated that he will just paddle for a while.But as soon as he was teleported to Yinglong City, he realized that he was wrong—from the last time he fought Youshui Aoyin, he could tell that there was only one person who was really interested in the world boss from all over the night. That's all, other people went to grab the world boss purely to take the opportunity to kill people.

In the center of the platform in Yinglong City, there are not only the red monster Yinfeng Yao wandering around, but also the itchy Hongming. The innocent Yinfeng Yao was accidentally injured and killed by Hongming's group moves before he could take the initiative to attack people.Not only Yinfeng Yao was accidentally injured, but also Wu Ge who had no intention of joining the battle.

[System] You have been attacked by [Liba Shanxi]

[System] You have been attacked by [Zhao Feiyan]

...Did he just want to go find his teammates!

When the two stopped attacking, he saw the titles on the top of their heads, Liba Shanxi's head was "Zhao Feiyan's husband", and Zhao Feiyan's head was "Liba Shanxi's lady".The two not only revealed their titles as husband and wife, but also both wore red dresses. Zhao Feiyan wore a phoenix coronet with a real red double-breasted large-sleeve shirt, and Liba Shanxi wore a wedding hat and a crimson embroidered gown.Complementing the two people's red outfits, there are also their bloody names.

Seeing him approaching, two people's greetings sounded in YY.

"Is the pigeon coming?" A clear male voice sounded first, Wu Ge looked at the vest...very good, Zhao Feiyan is a man.

"The pigeons don't cry, stand up and masturbate." Then came the voice of Yujie, as expected... Liba Shanxi is a woman.

This reminded Wu Ge of an online game stalk called "My husband has bigger breasts than me".What is more like a meme than a meme is called reality.

He said calmly, "I didn't know you were married yet, congratulations."

"It was just decided today." Li Ba Shanxi gritted her teeth, "It is said that a bitch deserves a dog forever. If someone dares to last forever, we dare to kill them until they see them and run away."

"Calm down, Lili." Zhao Feiyan said calmly, which was completely different from his usual "Old Lady".

Wu Ge listened to the conversation between the two, and sure enough, it was another bloody story.Liba Shanxi's ex and Zhao Feiyan's ex had an unfortunate encounter, and they hooked up not long after flirting with each other, resolutely abandoned their husband and wife, and tied the knot again.As a result, the two abandoned husbands (wives) quickly formed an alliance, with the goal of killing all the heartless dogs in the world!

So, what is more bloody than dog blood is life.

The predecessors of the two have joined the bloody battle alliance, and they are hostile at night.Because they are all large, they will definitely appear when they want to grab the world boss, so Liba Shanxi and Zhao Feiyan decided to come and take the head of this adulterous husband.

In other words, none of them came to fight the Bull Demon King.

Wu Ge couldn't help but lighted a candle for Yin. He was so lonely in the dark but loved to fight bosses. He kind of understood Yin* why he always had to be dragged. Before, people said it was big Let's be honest - they're all too busy killing people.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, uh, no, there are a lot of Cao Cao.Not only Yin* appeared, but also the adulterous ~ husband ~ prostitute ~ woman that Li Bashanxi and Zhao Feiyan talked about appeared.Not only did they show up, but when they saw Liba Shanxi and Zhao Feiyan, they were not afraid of death and spoke rudely.

[Currently][Blood War〤Madman]: Dead ladyboy, how dare you appear here

[Currently][Blood War〤伊人]: Husband calmed down, didn't you see someone who was neither male nor female was also accompanying me?

[Current][Blood War〤Madman]: Cut, want to grab a cow?Overestimate one's abilities, if you have time, you should study how to pretend to be a woman to deceive people

[Currently][Blood War〤伊人]: / Sneaking and researching are useless, the hardware is not good, if you want to deceive, you can only deceive some people who are neither male nor female

Can this be tolerated? ! !It is tolerable or unbearable!Wu Ge didn't want to grab any boss at first, but after seeing these two wonderful things, he almost had the ambition to grab the boss a hundred times.

He stepped up to the platform and placed a circle of traps under the middle pillar.Staring at the time in the upper right corner of the screen, there are 60 seconds, 50 seconds, 40 seconds left, and a swallow flies through the clouds to the top of the pillar. At this moment, 30 seconds have passed since the hour-a huge monster appeared under the pillar, unfortunately , it stepped into the trap as soon as it appeared.Five seconds passed quickly, and he stood on the top and directly put a fire lizard to hold the bull demon king, and at the same time shouted in YY—"Fight, I can't hold it because the output is not enough!"

"kindness."

Yin* seems to have noticed his actions a long time ago, when he pinned the Bull Demon King under the pillar, he directly transformed into a raging ghoul and threw it over.Opening the sky and smashing the earth is a group skill. It violently slashes the enemies around it, causing great slashing damage. The blood bar of the Bull Demon King will obviously drop a piece at a time. At the same time, blood will be lost, and there is a bloody battle standing under the pillar and preparing to grab monsters 〤Madman and bloody battle〤Yi Ren.

Compared to the X-men duo in the bloody battle, the Bull Demon King is obviously lucky, one is that his skin is thick enough, and the other is that his RP is good enough, so Yin * * did not choose to hypnotize it, but hypnotized the other two.

Hypnosis is a tyrannical ghoul's single-kill skill. It can not only control the opponent powerfully, but also increase damage. Generally speaking, after hypnosis, an attack skill is cast, and the crispy player's blood bar will immediately bottom out.However, Yin* didn't seem to intend to end the lives of the two by himself. After the hypnosis was successful, he directly said briefly: "Both of you, fight."

Li Ba Shanxi and Zhao Feiyan were also unreserved, and rushed straight up to make a flat cut, that's right, it was a flat cut.The purpose is to let the other party experience the pain of being cut to death with a knife but being powerless.Under Yin*'s powerful control, the two who were lingering did not move until they died.

When secretly controlling the two, Wu Ge did not forget to hold back the Bull Demon King.His equipment is not good, and his output is not enough. If he relies on output alone, he will definitely not be able to hold the boss.In order to prevent being pulled away, he jumped from the pillars and threw traps in certain areas.

The poor bull devil had just left the wolf's lair and entered the tiger's lair. The green spider silk trap was released and he was trapped in the fire oil tung trap.What is more pitiful than the Bull Demon King is the output of the bloody battle who wants to grab the BOSS. Whoever says that the output is high can grab the BOSS. Nima almost vomited blood after fighting, and the BOSS still can't come!How good is the output? After working for a long time, I still work for others for nothing.Hehe, what did you say?You can't even pull off and grab some BOSS? Youyouup, nooBB!

With the strong cooperation of the output players who wanted to pull off in the bloody battle, Yin * soon sent the Bull Demon King to the west.

[System] Even if you, the Bull Demon King, call the wind and rain in Yinglong City, so what?The hero [白ˇ*] waved his arms, and the Bull Demon King was also dismayed.Yinglongcheng's most precious [Zhengyang shoes] reveals its true face and shines in the world!

"God gives me strength~~" Wu Ge jumped off the stage and whistled.

"It's your credit." Someone was still flattered.

Lu Yan looked at the calm table and fell into deep thought.

If the feather named [Pigeon] got stuck on Youshui Aoyin by accident last time, then this time, not everyone knows that the Bull Demon King will appear 30 seconds after the hour, and 25 seconds is the best time to pull monsters. Not everyone knows which pillar to jump on to pull monsters.

If the time and position of pulling monsters can be obtained from old players, then it is impossible to learn the following card monsters-no one can get stuck with the Bull Demon King.Since the existence of the Bull Demon King, many people have asked how to card monsters, but the reply they got was "no way to card".Even if someone claims to have seen a successful card monster player, he can't tell why.Based on this point, Lu Yan has already determined that this white outfit Lingyu is definitely a hidden master.

Although he claims to be handicapped, incompetent in dungeons, and out of his mind, this does not prevent him from being a PVP master.He didn't care why such a person retired from the world, what he cared about was the possibility of letting this person come back out of the world.

[Secret language] You said to [pigeon]: come to the redwood forest

[Secret language] [Dove] said to you: What does God command?

[Secret language] You said to [Pigeon]: Put on the equipment of the god beggar and come to PK

... Wu Ge Nei is full of bulls, can he choose to lose without fighting?

[Secret language] You said to [Zhao Feiyan]: The head card likes to pull people into fights?

[Secret language][Zhao Feiyan] said to you: generally like it, you know his true love is to fight the BOSS

[Secret language] You said to [Zhao Feiyan]: What should TUT do if he asks me to pk

[Secret language][Zhao Feiyan] said to you: Don’t be nervous, maybe he just wants to have a relationship with you

Don't be nervous, sister, you will be even more nervous if you say this!It's not a problem compared to this PK!A series of equations automatically floated through his mind: Yin * fall in love with me = red name and human head fall in love = vampires fall in love with humans = humans fall in love with tonkatsu

Who in a normal person would want to fall in love with tonkatsu!