[Online Game] Am I innocent?

On the morning of the weekend, Wu Ge got up from the bed and opened the game.There were not many people in the morning, and almost no one spoke on the public channel. Most of them were people who sold things and received materials.Wandering around the Jiuli player trading area, I found that there was nothing good. I was about to go to the wild to collect and replenish the warehouse, when I saw such an advertisement in the crowded stalls - "Walking the wilderness, exorcising evil and avoiding disasters, Divination shaking class! Longmen Yue is carrying the pot and rushing!"

Looking at the stall owner again, it was a trumpet called "Throw Win Win".

[Influence][Pigeon]: God stick, have you started to set up a stall for fortune-telling?

[Influence] [Carrying Pot Chong]: A side job... You're interested, why don't you come and have a look?The main business is divination, one character and one hexagram, and there is an additional charge for batching horoscopes and peach blossoms

[Influence][Human Sword Unity]: If you say you are fat, you are still out of breath. If Dashi is so powerful, if you give you a crane, will you just go westward?

[Influence][Carrying Pot Chong]: I don’t care about people who wear Adidas king

[Influence] [Unity of Human and Sword]: ...

[Influence][BBBuck]: Then the god stick will tell me a fortune teller, to see when I can become a police officer

As a celebrity full of crimes, the young BBBuck has been tirelessly applying to join the patrol, but unfortunately, the master of the system has never approved his request.He was hurt by this, feeling that the soul of justice was silently questioned.

[Influence][Carrying a pot and rushing]: Alright, I'll give you a free word test

[Faction][BBBuck]: string

[Influence] [Chong with a pot]: strings, bowstrings.From the bow, like the luck of Si Zhen. "Huainanzi Renjian Xun" says "fight with strings." The fourth hexagram of Kangong belongs to water.A gentleman prevents it by thinking about it.You are well prepared.The Seventh Hexagram of Kun Palace, also known as the Wandering Soul Hexagram, belongs to Earth.The lower hexagram is dry, which means vigorous; the upper hexagram is hurdle, which means danger.When you are just in danger, you should be prudent, don't act rashly, and wait for changes.

After talking for a long time, there were only two words-wait.

BBBuck was very excited, and I don't know if he understood it or not, so he pulled Wu Ge with great enthusiasm——

[Influence][BBBuck]: Pigeon, call me more when there are any patrol activities in the future!

[Influence][Dove]: I try my best

In fact, he basically hides wherever the patrols come and go. Although there are many reasonable people like Chinchilla in the patrols, there are also many people who care about you. As long as they are war forces, they are designated as "war criminals". Say hello to the person who comes up and cuts.For the sake of his life, he has not participated in the roundup with the patrols for a long time.

[Influence][BBBuck]: I think as long as I get a few more famous names, the application will definitely be approved

[Influence][Pigeon]: ...Come on, you are the man who wants to be Hokage

[Influence][BBBuck]: (⊙v⊙) Hmm!

In addition to BBBuck, many members of the faction that went online one after another soon joined the ranks of word testing. Seeing that the sideline business of carrying pots was flourishing, Wu Ge stared at the quiet screen of another computer and sighed.

In fact, he also has a side job, but this side job has been fruitless for more than half a month.Similar to Carrying the Pot, he has a post in the living area of ​​the player forum, which is dedicated to solving various pet problems of players in the same city. The pets here refer to reptiles, turtles, snakes, lizards and so on.

It's not that he likes it, the main reason is that there is a pet shop selling reptiles downstairs in the community. The owner and the owner who sells skewers are relatives. Wu Ge often goes to eat skewers, and he gets to know the owner well after coming and going, so he thought of soliciting customers online. the idea.On the one hand, it can help the shopkeeper attract business, and on the other hand, it can also earn extra money.

Even though it is a side job, he even went to the pet shop for a lot of time as an intern. He can basically solve small problems and ailments by himself, and he will go to the shop owner for help when there are serious problems.But this is also a thing of the past. He hasn't come to the door for so long, and he doesn't know if his treatment skills have degraded.

Sighing sadly, he decided to ask the magic stick to test his fortune, wealth luck, luck, whatever it is.

[Power][Pigeon]: God stick, I have a word here, help me measure my fortune

[Influence] [Carrying the Pot and Chong]: Please speak

[Power][Dove]: "Spirit"

[Influence] [Carrying Hu Chong]: The "spirit" goes up the Hengshan mountain and down the fire, it is a matter of moving the mountain, the mountain is the earth, and the fire is the creation of the mountain.When writing Huo Xu, it is said that the light is shining at night, and when using fire, it is suitable for the moment, but in Hengshan, the "field" cannot be completed, and the "sun" cannot be completed, and the fire in July will burn and cause disasters, so be careful of disasters.

I'll let it go, it's okay if you don't take it, but if you take it, it will be a disaster that never comes singly. Wu Ge deeply doubts whether it is because of his lack of virtue in the five elements that caused his bad luck.

While sighing, news came in from Dove's secret language channel.

[Secret language] [Baizhangbing] said to you: Is the pigeon there?

Seeing that it was Baizhangbing, Wu Ge felt a little complicated.It stands to reason that he should be happy that the other party took the initiative to come to the door, but thinking of the leak of unclear information before, he had to take precautions.To this day, he can never return to the past when he was so foolish and defenseless.

He was on guard, but he didn't have any direct evidence, and he didn't want to end the relationship just because of his subjective assumptions, so he replied enthusiastically to Bai Zhangbing.

[Secret language] You said to [Baizhangbing]: Yes, is there something wrong?

[Secret language][Baizhangbing] said to you: I can't find you if I have nothing to do :)

This is a bit ambiguous between the two men.If the answer is yes, it seems that I am unreasonable, if the answer is no, it seems to have exposed my little thoughts.Hey, Wu Ge scratched his head, he is really not a master of ambiguity, and he is not good at guessing people's hearts, what does Baizhangbing mean by this!

There was no other way, the soldiers came to cover him up, and he decided to disguise himself as an incomprehensible straight man.

[Secret language] You said to [Baizhangbing]: No, I’ll just ask by the way

Sure enough, the other party did not continue this topic, and went straight to the point——

[Secret language][Baizhangbing] Tell you: A friend of mine is preparing for the dynasty war, and he needs pearl earrings, do you have them in your shop?

Dynasty battle preparation missions are weekly missions. After submitting handmade or semi-finished products to NPCs, you can get corresponding rewards. If you are lucky, you can even get high-end fishing rods.However, no matter whether it is handmade or semi-finished products, some of them cannot be purchased directly from NPC merchants. If you want to save trouble, you can only buy them from players.Wu Ge's warehouse has a lot of these things, just to meet the needs of these people.

The pearl earrings were originally cut from low-grade gemstones. Even if Wu Ge didn’t have one, it would be a matter of minutes to make them now, so he happily said——

[Secret language] You said to [Baizhangbing]: Of course, how much?

[Secret language][Baizhangbing] said to you: I will pull you into the team, I will let her tell you directly

she?

When Wu Ge saw this female character, his heart skipped a beat.When I entered the team, I saw a familiar nanny standing there - Jin Qun Bo.

[Secret language] [Baizhangbing] said to you: She is the nanny of our power, don't you mind?

... Wu Ge really didn't know what to say, what could he care about, and in what capacity could he mind?

[Secret language] You said to [Baizhangbing]: It’s all right

[Secret language][Baizhangbing] Tell you: Although she belongs to our influence, but she is a nice person:) I have already told her, you can discuss the price, I will leave for a while

[Secret language] You say to [Baizhangbing]: OK

Baizhangbing had already explained it like this, and he couldn't refuse any more. Just as he was about to speak, the other party spoke first.

[Team] [Brocade quilt thin]: Are you the one who sells handicrafts?

[Team][Dove]: Yes, how many pearl earrings do you need?

Unexpectedly, the other party didn't answer directly, but said very bluntly——

[Team][Brocade quilt thin]: I thought Ah Han introduced so many great people, but it turned out that he was also a little-known one

Ah Han?Wu Ge was taken aback, did he mean Du Hanbing?Could it be similar to Du Hanbing's nickname?Whatever it is, the two are definitely closer than so-called "friends."This kind of speculation makes Wu Ge a little frustrated, but as an ethical seller, he will try his best not to be rude to God.

[Team][Pigeon]: Small business, small profits but quick turnover, not qualified for the wealth list

[Team][Brocade quilt thin]: It's really hard for you to be self-aware.Let me ask you, how did you hook up with Ah Han?

There is a kind of person, if you give her a face, she will put her nose on it.

I will endure.

Wu Ge took a deep breath.

[Team][Dove]: Introduced by Changhe Sunset

[Team] [Brocade quilt thin]: Changhe?You are not from our influence, why is he so enthusiastic... Wait, have I seen you somewhere?

Wu Ge closed his eyes, for one second, two seconds, three seconds, as expected, he saw the other party's screaming speech on the team frequency——

[Team] [Brocade quilt thin]: Ah! ! ! !You are actually night!How did Ah Han get mixed up with Ye Shi, what a mess!Do you have some conspiracy?I advise you to stop early, or let you see the bloody battle

For this kind of woman with a bad brain and paranoid delusions, Wu Ge can only do three words, vomiting blood and enduring——

[Team][Pigeon]: You think too much =_= By the way, do you still want earrings?

The other party hesitated for a moment——

[Team][Brocade quilt thin]: Bring it to me, here in the Redwood Forest

Very good, the redwood forest is the best place to push against each other in the wild, and it is the best choice for killing people and stealing goods.Although the place chosen by the opponent was too murderous, Wu Ge didn't think too much about it. Maybe every member of the war force loves the Redwood Forest?The package he put a few pairs of earrings in was about to be sent, when the secret word rang.

[Secret language] [hidden *] said to you: people?

I don't know what the old man at the top card has to say, Wu Ge stopped, typing quickly on the keyboard——

[Secret language] You said to [白ˇ*]: =_= My IQ is low!Please say everything or we won't understand!

Lu Yan looked at the reply that popped up on the screen, with a slight smile in her eyes.Soon, Wu Ge received a reply from the other party - [secret language] [hidden *] said to you: Doing more reading comprehension exercises will help improve your IQ

Pooh!

Wu Ge thought to himself, talking to you more will help you to accumulate enough gas to become a balloon soaring.I was complaining silently, but I was very enthusiastic and threw a team application. Is it really okay to take the initiative, Mr. Top Brand!

[Secret language] You said to [白ˇ*]: I’m forming a team with someone, I’m going to trade right away

[Secret language] [hidden ˇ*] Tell you: In the past?where to?

Friends can actually check the general direction of each other. Lu Yan saw that Wu Ge was in the Jiuli trading area. It stands to reason that the transaction should be completed at the same place, but he has to go to another place to trade. Lu Yan faintly felt that this Therein lies the problem.

Wu Ge didn't expect that the other party would care about this, he felt that there was no need to hide it from him, so he told the truth.It's wonderful to get along with Yin*, he always tells the truth without concealment, maybe because no matter how he goes around in circles, the other party will hit the nail on the head?In short, it is... well, he has a low IQ =_=

When Lu Yan heard that the place was set in the redwood forest, she felt that something was wrong.

[Influence][Hidden*]: Who is there

[Influence][BBBuck]: Wowowowowowo!

[Influence][Zhao Feiyan]: I'm here!

[Influence][Liba Shanxi]: Labor and capital are also here

[Influence][Human Sword Unity]: Rooster + Sex Transfer Duo

[Influence] [Dove]: ...

[Influence][Hidden*]: Now go to the Redwood Forest, there may be someone over there in the bloody battle, be careful

When Wu Ge saw it, he thought that Yin* was going to find someone to kill the brocade quilt, so he quickly persuaded him——

[Secret language] You said to [白ˇ*]: If someone buys something, it’s not good to just pick it up

[Secret language][隐至*] tell you: I am afraid that what people want is not your earrings

[Secret language][隐至*]Say to you: You tell her now, you have finished your things, go there right away

Wu Ge told Jin Que Bo the same way, but Jin Que Bo said that he was waiting for him at the sacred stone in the Redwood Forest, and he could see him when he went, so he disbanded the team.

[Secret language][隐至*] Tell you: The team has disbanded

I rely on!

Could this be the legendary sixth sense of men? ! !

[Secret language] You said to [隐ˇ*]: How do you know!

[Secret language][隐至*] tell you: join the team, go to the Redwood Forest

After teleporting to the redwood forest, the first thing that catches the eye is the corpses lying under the god stone—the bloody battle 〤 maniac,

Bloody Battle〤Lishi, Bloody Battle〤Wuhen, all of them died from the explosion last time.Along with the corpses being spawned at the same time, there were also shouts and curses from other members of Blood Battle on the Tianxia Channel.

[Tianxia][Blood War〤伊人]: A night dog only sneaks up on people

[Tianxia][Li Ba Shanxi]: If you didn’t hide and wanted to sneak attack others, how could you be sneak attack

[Tianxia][Blood battle to the end]: Ye Shigou is not only sneak attacking but also guarding corpses. He has the ability to 1V1

[Tianxia][Zhao Feiyan]: Blame me, my old lady likes to sneak attack and guard corpses, you have the ability to drool and come here

Starting from Zhao Feiyan's "Blame me", the Ye Shi Party has taken over the Tianxia Channel, saying that you can't blame the society if you don't have a bad life, and you can't blame the government if your life is hard. Whoever makes you fight bloody is hostile.Everyone unanimously expressed the strong desire of "one day with the sword in hand, killing bloody dogs all over the world".Wu Ge was dumbfounded watching it, and he had a deeper understanding of what it means to "don't lose face".

When the Tianxia Channel returned to calm again, Wu Ge realized one thing——Where is the brocade quilt thin?No one is alive, no one is dead, so the deal is agreed upon!

[Influence][Pigeon]: Baby, did you see a nanny named Jin Quibo when you first went there?

[Influence][BBBuck]: No, we saw Hongming hiding near the sacred stone as soon as we passed.

What's going on here... Something seemed to flash through Wu Ge's mind, and it was too late to catch it.

[team][hidden*]: You don’t have to be so dedicated if you say you have a low IQ, you have to show it to the fullest

Great, someone is using the Taunt ability again.

Wu Ge felt that he was not a masochist, but unfortunately, after being ridiculed, he suddenly became clear and enlightened.

[Team][Pigeon]: ...So she didn't want to buy anything from me in the first place? ! !

[team][hidden*]: Fortunately, there is still medicine to save

[Team][Pigeon]: She told me to go to the Redwood Forest just to fuck me? ?Why is the bloody girl so violent TAT

[team][hidden*]: It's better to say that you are the strange flower among the war forces

[team][hidden ˇ*]: dealing with the enemy

[Team][Hidden*]: Take hostile copy

[team][hidden*]: doing business with the enemy

[team][hidden*]: take the initiative to send head to door

[Team][Hidden*]: Is the next step going to bring the enemy to the camp for a picnic?

As Lu Yan was talking, he actually got angry at what he said, and he didn't know why he was angry. He pressed his forehead—it was inexplicable.

Wu Ge, who was shot by the taunting machine gun, his blood has bottomed out, and he hugged the thigh of the top card with the last mouthful of blood, and his attitude of admitting his mistake was extremely good.

[Team][Pigeon]: (┳＿┳)...I was wrong!In the future, I will follow the teaching of the top brand!The top card Xian Furong enjoys longevity and heaven, and will rule the world for thousands of generations!

[team][hidden*]: ...

Seeing that the opponent did not continue shooting, Wu Ge hurriedly hit the snake with a stick and continued——

[Team][Pigeon]: You are so wise at the top, you really should change your name to something more wise

[team] [hidden *]: Oh?Do you think it's a bad name?

[Team][Pigeon]: How should I put it, I feel that the names of our powerful people need some embellishment

Especially you, at first glance it looks so wretched, Wu Ge said silently in his heart.

[team][hidden*]: I bought this account, but the name has not been changed

[Team][Pigeon]: Oh, the person who sold your account is too unappreciative. How can you have such a wise and powerful account with such a... ordinary name?

It's not just that I don't appreciate it... Someone coolly said——

[team][hidden*]: Yes, I have no vision and IQ, and I am easy to be fooled

[Team][Pigeon]: Yes, yes, yes, the top card is right

Wu Ge kept expressing his agreement, unaware that he had scolded himself.Suddenly, the other party suddenly said——

[team][hidden*]: You don't remember this number?

Seeing this news, Wu Ge was stunned.He has read countless accounts, and he has traded hundreds or dozens of accounts in his hands. He really can't remember when he took over such an account suddenly.But since the great and wise head card said so, it must have something to do with him, so he should agree first.

[Team][Dove]: Hi!I said why do you feel like you have known each other before, it turns out that we have met each other a long time ago, ape dung! !

Lu Yan: ...

I just didn't think of it.

[team][hidden*]: How do you think this name should be changed?

Turn the subject and continue the topic just now.

[Team] [Pigeon]: ... Well, it's really hard to say.

He can't question his own taste, he has to talk back no matter what.

[Team][Pigeon]: Let me think about it again, I think the name "Hiddenˇ*" is still very good, isn't it so hidden?It's not good to lose a word, let alone change a word. You said, if you change hidden to explicit, explicit*, isn't it a hooligan!

[Team][Hidden*]: ...Your eloquence is about to catch up with Cao Jing

The other party said something leisurely.

Wu Ge picked it up—[Team][Pigeon]: No matter what I do, I must be at the level of Master Xu

Seeing the reply, Lu Yan frowned.

Sure enough, Wu Ge paid attention to the season that Team Dadan participated in. Otherwise, how would he know that the commentators assigned to Team Dadan that year, Cao Jing and Master Xu?

Wu Ge was unaware of the fact that he had revealed his secrets. At this time, he still didn't know what the price of talking fast was.