[Online Game] Am I innocent?

On the weekend, after a long absence, Wu Ge got out of the tube building and took a bus to go to the city. Today is the day his mother appointed to meet a certain Aunt Zhang's nephew.His three-inch tongue is no match for his mother's iron teeth, no matter how hard he speaks, he can't escape this disaster.I planned to find someone to replace him and just fool around, but I didn't expect the old lady to be smart, not only called on time and on time, but also asked him to send photos to report the situation, Wu Ge had no choice but to go to the appointment honestly.

The place to meet was at a coffee shop near the science and technology park, the environment was good, Wu Ge went in and saw that it was still early, he picked up his phone and looked at the player information sent by his mother, oh no, the information of the blind date.

This Mr. Zhang is said to be a promising turtle in his 30s. Although he is much older than Wu Ge, he looks very young in the photo.He works in an investment bank, owns a house and a car, and most importantly, his family has lived abroad for a long time. It seems that he is influenced by the culture there and does not reject same-sex couples. He even hopes that he can quickly find a suitable partner and settle down. .

It stands to reason that with such conditions, Wu Ge is rich enough.

Wu Ge stared at Mr. Zhang's jade photo for a long time. He couldn't be called handsome, but he was decent.Alright, now that you're here, let's talk about it.That's what he intended.

But when he saw the other real person, in Wu Ge's heart, it was not just ten thousand mud horses galloping past, it was like gongs, drums, firecrackers, red flags waving, grass mud horses holding hands shoulder to shoulder, forming a phalanx of beasts and rushing forward!

Brother, you took the photo with a selfie artifact!

It takes a lot of effort to remove the wrinkles on this face!How high must the highlight be adjusted to cover up the yellowish black skin!And these eyes, this nose, this mouth, taking Zhao Benshan as Xiaoshenyang is already too much force, you are simply taking Zhao Benshan as Wu Yanzu and breaking through the sky with all your strength, okay?And this exquisite height... Oh, it's not the fault of the photos, the photos can't highlight this exquisite figure.

Hello big brother, goodbye big brother!

Wu Ge really wanted to say that, but when he thought about the old lady of the Wu family who was staring at him on the phone, he was still so angry that his butt was firmly glued to the stool.

"Mr. Wu, what would you like to drink?" Mr. Zhang, the selfie expert, asked Wu Ge after greeting him and sitting down.

"Coke." Wu Ge said casually, still crazily complaining in his heart.

"..." The waiter's face twitched slightly, "Sir, we don't have Coke here."

"The civet coffee here is good, why don't you try it, Mr. Wu?" Selfie Zhang did not wait for Wu Ge to answer, and explained to the waiter, "Two cups of civet coffee, thank you."

Civetcoffee...is that Mao?Wu Ge came back to his senses, the waiter had put away the drink order and left.

"Mr. Wu is different from what I thought." The selfie Zhang looked around Wu Ge, "But it doesn't matter, I don't have high requirements for the other half."

"..." Can you hehe?

"By the way, haven't you asked where Mr. Wu is?" Selfie Zhang grinned like a smiling toad.

"Freelancer."

"Oh." Toad smiled even wider, "Actually, I don't have any requirements for the other half's occupation. It doesn't matter if I don't have a fixed job, as long as I can be diligent and thrifty and take care of the family affairs."

Then why don't you get a nanny?

Just as Wu Ge was about to speak, the waiter came over with a tray.The coffee on the table gave off a strong fragrance, but Wu Ge didn't want to drink it at all.In the selfie, I was very interested in coffee. I couldn't wait to take a sip, and then said: "After drinking so many civet coffees, this one is the most authentic. Don't you want to try it, Mr. Wu?"

Wu Ge looked at the selfie and asked curiously: "Just now I wanted to ask, what kind of coffee is this? I have a bad stomach, and I would have diarrhea after drinking ordinary coffee."

"Haven't you heard of civet coffee?" Selfie showed a bit of self-satisfaction in his eyes, "You've always heard of civet coffee, right? It's one of the most expensive coffees in the world."

"Cat poop coffee?" Wu Ge repeated, "Wouldn't it be easier to have diarrhea after drinking it... oh sorry, diarrhea?"

Hearing this sentence, the face in the selfie is very exciting. I am afraid that since he was born, he has never seen such an ignorant person as Wu Ge.

"Mr. Wu, everyone is an adult, so I won't go around in circles." The selfie said with unconcealable contempt, "With your conditions, it may be difficult to support a family. I am not a demanding person. Man, I just hope that after we are together, you can take care of the housework and share some responsibilities for me." As he spoke, he pushed the widescreen phone in front of Wu Ge, "Also, I don't know if your family has mentioned it to you. There is also a child, if we are together, I hope you will treat him well."

What?Child?

Wu Ge glanced at the baby photo on his phone, and it turned out that he wanted a full-time baby daddy besides a house husband.No wonder the family doesn't reject same-sex couples. Now that there are grandchildren to carry on the family line, naturally there are not so many opinions.But the problem is, he doesn't want to be a stepfather at all!

"I'm sorry to excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom." At this moment, he decisively chose to pee.

Leaning on the edge of the sink, he organized his words, and reported the tragedy of the blind date to the old lady with snot and tears, and emphasized his stance that he would never be a stepdad.Seeing the notification that the sending was successful, he put his phone back into his pocket, buried himself in washing his face, and prepared for the final battle with the selfie.

Accompanied by the rushing sound of water, and the sound of approaching footsteps, one step, two steps, three steps... He raised his wet face and glanced into the mirror...

It must be dazzled, how could it be possible to see him here!He immediately buried his head in the washbasin, with a posture of not looking up, like an ostrich with its head buried in the sand.

"Are you planning to commit suicide in the men's room?" A cold voice sounded.

Still the original formula, still the familiar taste.This kind of natural poisonous tongue, the indifference that freezes people to death, can only be someone who has such a bad personality that he has no friends-Lu Yan.

Wu Ge finally gave up struggling, raised his head in despair, and faced the reality.Ever since he knew that Lu Yan was a hidden*, and had been complained about by himself face to face, he felt a little ashamed to see Jiang Dong's elders.Especially after Lu Yan gave him the hand speed training software he wrote, he felt a little bit guilty, although it was only a little bit!But he has always been embarrassed to take the initiative to apologize, and he didn't expect to meet him on such an occasion today.

Originally, Wu Ge was quite nervous about meeting Lu Yan again under such circumstances, but when he saw Lu Yan, the other party's eyes were full of jokes, he suddenly became less nervous, and instead felt awkward for no reason.

"Well, I'm sorry before. I didn't expect you to be the legendary number one in the night, no, I mean, you are actually quite a nice person, no matter what, I shouldn't say that about you." He was a little incoherent.

"Oh?" Lu Yan said coolly, "Should I thank you for giving me a good person card in the men's room?"

Lu Yan had a temporary appointment with a client today to discuss matters in a cafe.He noticed it when Wu Ge walked in, and when the matter was over, he didn't expect this person to still be sitting on the seat with a face of pain.Looking at the person opposite this person, he probably guessed the * point.

Seeing Wu Ge leaving his position in a hurry, he followed without thinking. As for the reason, Lu Yan looked at the cramped appearance of the person in front of him, probably because he wanted to see what wonderful expression this person would have.

"Mr. Lu..." How could Wu Ge guess the evil intentions of the other party, he was anxious to defend himself, but he did not expect to welcome another unexpected guest.

"Mr. Wu," looking at the two people standing at the door of the toilet in the selfie, rolled his eyes, "Who is this? Do you know each other?"

Wu Ge really didn't want to continue to be alone with the selfie. He didn't care so much, he grabbed Lu Yan's arm: "Mr. Zhang, this is my best friend, Lu Yan. I didn't expect to meet here, what a coincidence .”

Lu Yan: ...

Selfie Zhang raised his head, looked Lu Yan up and down, his eyes fell on his expensive suit, and then smiled: "Mr. Lu, right? Since it's such a coincidence, why don't we sit together?"

Wu Ge received it immediately: "Okay, okay, what kind of cat shit does Ah Yan like to drink the most!"

...Lu Yan felt that it was a stupid decision for him to take the initiative to come to the door.

After the three of them were seated, their eyes on the selfie kept rolling around Lu Yan.Girlfriend?That means an attribute?But how does it look like... a weapon of mass destruction! !

Lu Yan is also pointing his forehead now, this is the first time in his life that he has been called a best friend, the person surnamed Zhang in front of him is looking at him very strangely, there must be some strange conjectures.

Noticing the suspicion in the selfie, Wu Ge tightened his arms, and said with a smile: "Don't look at A Yan looking so serious, but he is actually very lively in private. He is just shy when he sees strangers."

Hearing the selfie, I became interested: "Then what do you usually like to do?"

Regardless of the air-conditioning released by the people around him, Wu Ge said to himself: "Ayan is very caring, he likes to keep some small pets, and let me raise them together. By the way, Ayan also likes watching comedy movies, doesn't he? "

Taking a selfie, he hurriedly asked, "I wonder which comedy movies Mr. Lu likes the most?"

Lu Yan was expressionless: "Silent Hill, Human Skin Inn, Grudge."

"Hehe, Mr. Lu is really humorous." Selfie Zhang Gan said with a smile.

"Hehe." Lu Yan felt a hand pinch him lightly.

Wu Ge knew that compared with the selfie, Lu Yan's attitude towards him could be called amiable.However, compared to himself, the selfie is obviously more interested in Lu Yan.Seeing that Lu Yan's expression was getting colder and colder, Wu Ge thought it was better to accept it as soon as he saw it, and quickly found an excuse: "Mr. Zhang, in fact, Ah Yan just came to me for an urgent matter, do you think we are here first today? "

"Oh? Is there anything I can do to help?" The selfie looked at Lu Yan very enthusiastically.

"No, thank you." Lu Yan still cherishes words like gold.

"Then let's take our leave first, and we will contact you when we have time." Wu Ge immediately packed up his things and pulled Lu Yan away.

Wu Ge let go of his hand when he walked to the square far away from the cafe, and clasped his fists at Lu Yan: "The kindness of saving my life, I will never forget it! Tie a grass ring, talk to me if you have something to say!"

"..." Lu Yan's face was frosty at first, but when he saw Wu Ge's solemn expression, the corners of his lips curled up, "They're all girlfriends, so why not be polite."

Now the speechless is replaced by Wu Ge.However, Lu Yan was neither angry nor turned on the taunting mode, which surprised him a bit. He couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and he explained: "The one just now was a blind date arranged by my mother. You have seen the situation. Come on with me." Such a superficial person is not suitable at all. I want to get away early, so I use you as a cover, sorry."

"Why is it a girlfriend?" Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be a boyfriend? Lu Yan thinks that the role of a boyfriend is more suitable for him than a girlfriend.

"Isn't it a best friend who still has a boyfriend?" Wu Ge said with a smile, "My mother told people that I was single in advance, how could a boyfriend suddenly appear. If people go back and give feedback to my mother, I will call them Her old man took a boyfriend back. Besides, how could we be a couple, anyone with a discerning eye can tell."

After saying this, Wu Ge found that Lu Yan's face was a bit dark, maybe it was his illusion ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"How is your hand?" Lu Yan finally spoke after being silent for a while.

"Thanks to your software, although there is still some gap with the peak state, at least it has recovered to 90.00% five state." Speaking of this, Wu Ge is a little proud, "It's okay to abuse some side dishes."

"Oh? I thought you were always handicapped." Lu Yan said in a lukewarm manner.

When Wu Ge heard it, he realized that it was a bad dish.He has always claimed that his hand is disabled, and he has never mentioned to anyone that his hand is disabled because of carpal tunnel syndrome.What he said just now is tantamount to directly stating that he was once a big touch, and this is something he has always wanted to cover up.

He sneaked a sneak peek at Lu Yan, who looked as usual, and there was nothing unusual about him.

"Hey, that's all I said." Wu Ge laughed, "Actually, it's the same at the peak. If you catch a lot in the game, who knows who?"

"Really." Lu Yan gave him an inscrutable look, "Fortunately, I know you."