[Online Game] Am I innocent?

Wu Ge obviously didn't want to try to understand how beautiful the combination of these numbers is, he just simply felt that the flowers picked out by numbers were really ugly when put together.However, Lu Yan was actually very interested, as if he wanted to have an in-depth discussion with him on this issue, so he made a decisive decision and changed the subject at the right time.

"It's a hot day, what are you doing here?" Wu Ge looked at Lu Yan, who was dressed in a perfect fit, and wanted to see his sweaty face with a very dark heart.

"Wait." Lu Yan was a little unhappy that the question about the most beautiful number was not answered.

"Who are you waiting for, still buying flowers, Lu Xiansen?" Wu Ge pretended not to see Comrade Lu Yan's straightened lips.

"Entrusted by others." It was really hard for Lu Yan to understand why someone would waste time talking about such interesting topics without talking about them.

"Oh, actually me too."

"..." Ending the conversation with the shortest words, Lu Yan felt that it was time to continue the conversation.

Unexpectedly, Wu Ge picked up the bag and shook it in front of Lu Yan: "By the way, I brought your tortoise too, do you want to have a look?"

After a difficult choice between Shu Lie and Lu Xiaogui, Lu Yan reluctantly chose the latter.After all, it was given by my cousin. If she really died, it would be hard to explain it. After all, it is still a life.

Lu Xiaogui: ┗|｀O′|┛I am no better than that one named Fei!Hey, Fei, there's a kind of heads-up!

The two sat on the bench at the entrance of the park, staring at Lu Xiaogui, who was turning over in the plastic bag, and fell silent for a while.

Wu Ge suggested: "You can poke its stomach, it feels good."

Lu Yan touched it with her fingers a little disgusted: "Well, it's okay."

Lu Xiaogui seemed a little shy when his belly was touched, and his little head immediately retracted into the turtle shell.

Wu Ge laughed and said, "Hahahaha, it's embarrassing for you to touch it."

"..." Lu Yan looked at the huddled tortoise. If he remembered correctly, the tortoise seemed to be a male.

The minute hand pointed to 4, but none of the people waiting for them appeared.

"What's going on..." Wu Ge wiped his sweat with the back of his hand, and looked sideways at the people around him.Although Lu Yan was tightly wrapped in a suit, there was no sweat stain on his face.He leaned casually on the bench, as if he was not here to wait for someone but to meet his subordinates.

Wu Ge imagined a small theater where the ministers walked all the way on their knees and then knelt in front of someone and shouted that their subordinates were late, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Lu Yan looked at the dark expression on his face that hadn't faded, and asked, "What's so interesting?"

"Uh," Wu Ge didn't expect Lu Yan to notice him, and immediately said, "I remembered a joke, do you want to hear it?"

Quickly say "no need"!How can the ginseng winner be so low that he wants to hear jokes from me and other people!Wu Ge looked at Lu Yan sincerely with his dark eyes.

"Okay."

"Then..." Wu Ge received it casually, and then he reacted—what a horse!Lu Yan wanted to listen!Then you must not say the paragraph that you made up just now, and then Longyan will die in anger, so let's tell a safer joke.

"Then I'll say it."

Lu Yan nodded and sat up straight.

How can this be listening to a joke? It's like listening to the leader's speech, okay?Lu Xiansen, your posture for listening to jokes is wrong!Wu Ge said loudly: "Once upon a time, there was a man who jumped from the tenth floor, but he didn't die. May I ask why?"

Lu Yan pondered for a moment, then said: "The height of a ten-story building is about 28 meters. The human skull can withstand a maximum force of 500 kilograms, which is 5000 cattle. Assuming that this person is in free fall, the interaction time with the ground after landing is 0.02 seconds. , then the maximum impulse that this person can withstand is 100 N/s, which means that this person must be at least less than four kilograms to avoid death due to a fractured skull... If you consider other body parts that hit the ground first... "

He wanted to analyze further, but Wu Ge quickly interrupted: "This is just a joke!"

Lu Yan looked at Wu Ge with some confusion: "The situation is too complicated, and I can't get the answer for now."

"..." Wu Ge blinked, "The truth is actually very simple."

"Oh?"

"Because he is a lunch box." Wu Ge was overjoyed, "Hey, isn't it funny?"

Lu Yan frowned, obviously he couldn't understand the logical relationship between a person and a lunch box, and he also couldn't grasp the point of this complex multi-solution problem as a joke.

After staring at Lu Yan's expressionless face for two seconds, Wu Ge stopped laughing: "Isn't it funny?"

"It's funny?" Lu Yan asked back.

"..." Is my smile really that weird?Wu Ge reflected on it - but it was really funny!He glanced at Lu Yan's stern profile, "Why don't you tell me one?"

I thought the other party would refuse, but I didn't expect Lu Yan to agree. I don't know if it's because I was dizzy from the sun or just sitting here is too boring.

"En." Lu Xiansen uttered a single sound through his nostrils, and then cast a glance at Wu Ge who was pulling his collar to fan the wind.

Wu Ge sat down immediately.

Only then did Lu Yan open his mouth: "The mathematicians of the Pythagorean school in ancient Greece liked to study mathematics problems on the beach. Once, A, the most famous of them, suggested that one person start with four numbers, The people behind report another number according to the number rules formulated by the people in front. This game becomes more difficult as you go to the back, because the people behind need to sum up the number rules of everyone in front to report the correct number.” Speaking of this, He paused.

Wu Ge's eyes that had been scattered were gathered together again, and he was instantly refreshed and eager: "And then?"

"..." Lu Yan's Adam's apple moved up and down, and continued, "In order to show that he has both ability and political integrity, A deliberately put the most inconspicuous B first, and himself, the last. After the game started , B glanced at the stones on the beach, and reported the four numbers 1, 3, 6, and 10. Then the second person and the third person reported in turn, and no one expressed any doubts until it was A's turn. "

Hearing the word "until", Wu Ge was refreshed, thinking that the joke was about to come.

Lu Yan was very satisfied with the performance of the audience, and he went on to say: "A reported a number, 93." After saying this, Lu Yan curled the corners of his mouth, with a smile in his eyes: "Isn't it ridiculous?"

Wu Ge: =mouth=

What's so funny?Not to mention catching the jokes, the jokes never appeared from the beginning to the end, okay! !If possible, Wu Ge really wants to change into Jing Tao's face.

Seeing that Wu Ge didn't respond, Lu Yan asked the same question: "Isn't it funny?"

"..." Wu Ge wanted to send him a violent expression of "you're fucking kidding me".

"Isn't it funny that a well-known mathematician can even mispronounce triangular numbers?" Lu Yan was still making the last effort, trying to get the other party to accept his joke signal.

It's a pity that Wu Ge and him are not on the same channel at all.

What the hell are triangular numbers?Even if this thing is wrong, can it compare to the Coke in the lunch box?Must not!

After listening to Lu Yan's explanation, Wu Ge still didn't realize it was funny.The two looked at each other silently, then turned their heads quickly.

Lu Xiaogui turned over bored in the plastic bag—you stupid humans who have misplaced their laughter!

The sun was getting hotter and hotter, coupled with the fact that the people who were waiting were not coming, Wu Ge finally couldn't sit down anymore.He stood up and shook the plastic bag at Lu Yan: "Why don't we go in first and change the water for Lu Xiaogui by the way."

Anyway, the other party will definitely be able to contact him, and it is Shen Nian's fault if he can't. Wu Ge thinks there is no need to wait any longer.This time, the brain circuits of the two finally kept the same, Lu Yan nodded and agreed to Wu Ge's suggestion.

The park on weekends is very lively, all kinds of stores are open, and there are many vendors setting up stalls along the road.Not only that, many artisans also chose to perform and sell at this time, which attracted the attention of many tourists.

Wu Ge went to big and small parks in Sijiu City since he was a child. Seeing these businesses in the parks is the same as seeing Journey to the West every summer vacation. The novelty has long since disappeared.After saying hello to Lu Yan, he carried the plastic bag and walked towards the rockery beside him.In the pond where the rockery is located, lotus flowers are in full bloom, and the plankton in the pond are the best playmates and food for turtles.

What he didn't expect was that as soon as the front foot left, Lu Yan's back foot was trapped by someone else's little trick.

While changing the water, he glanced back, and saw that Lu Yan was no longer where he was just now.After scanning the crowd, I finally saw Lu Yan's straight back in front of a stall selling clay figurines.Lu Yan seemed to have taken a fancy to something, and after paying the money, the other party stopped Lu Yan suddenly after giving the change.

Want bad food.

Wu Ge put Lu Xiaogui on the rockery, flicked the water drops on his hands and headed towards Lu Yan.

"Oh, I really wanted to count the change wrong just now, can I count it again?" the stall owner said.

"En." The naive Lu Xiansen handed the change to the boss without even frowning.

The boss licked his fingers with his tongue, swished and recounted quickly: "Oh, it turned out to be right." He stretched out his hand to pass the money to Lu Yan, but someone grabbed his wrist suddenly.

"Wait a minute." Wu Ge put one hand on Lu Yan's shoulder, and tightly clasped the boss's wrist with the other, "Are you sure about the count?" He tilted his head towards Lu Yan: "How many should be?"

"Eleven." Lu Xiansen seemed to understand something, and frowned slightly.

"Boss, take care." Wu Ge pulled out the money by the boss's hand, counting one by one until the last one.He looked at the boss pretending to be surprised, "There are only 9 cards, boss, why are there two missing?"

"It's my eyesight, it's my eyesight." The stall owner immediately apologized with a smile on his face, and gave Lu Yan the two missing cards.

Wu Ge snorted, walked back to the rockery, and threw Lu Xiaogui back into the plastic bag filled with pool water.Hearing the sound of footsteps behind him, he turned around, spread his legs apart and made a compasses shape, and began to teach the visitor: "Comrade Lu Yan, why don't you think you can have a better memory! I was almost cheated at the gate of the park just now. Almost fell for someone again! You can share a little IQ with your EQ, okay!"

"Okay." Lu Yan was kind and gentle, with the corners of his lips slightly raised.

"Let's go!" Carrying Lu Xiaogui, Wu Ge raised his head and chest, and led Lu Yan towards the busiest part of the park. Taking a closer look, he really seemed to be pretending to be a tiger.

When he arrived at the center of the park, when Lu Yan wanted to see where he wanted to go, Wu Ge followed behind him every step of the way.A deception that was urgently needed to be staged, but because of the arrival of Wu Ge who had been in the rivers and lakes for many years, he had to stop.

Lu Yan looked at the student-looking person who was sitting on the ground with his schoolbag, student ID card, and admission notice on the ground. He was about to pay for it, but Wu Ge immediately rushed forward to cheer him up: "Hello classmate, I'm XX The director of the school's admissions office, my school's admission notice doesn't seem to be like this."

Passing by a busy shop, Lu Yan took what the shop gave her and left without looking at it.Wu Ge stopped him resolutely, took out the change he had just found, took out the counterfeit money and handed it to the shopkeeper with a smile.Somebody left the bag on the side of the road, Lu Yan just wanted to lean over to get it, but was stopped by Wu Ge's shout of "don't cut it".When encountering a stranger who asked "how to get to the bank", before Lu Yan could answer, Wu Ge dragged him away without saying a word.

Going on like this, Wu Ge was exhausted, and Lu Yan felt that...he had learned a special skill!

When he met a person dressed as a student kneeling on the ground crying and begging for alms from kind people, claiming that his parents were seriously ill and had no money for medical treatment, Lu Yan finally did not go forward, but asked Wu Ge: "This... It's also fake, right?"

"Congratulations, Comrade Lu Yan, you have graduated." Wu Ge replied weakly.

At this moment, Wu Ge's cell phone rang, and he saw the call - Shen Nian.

"Say."

"Hey, who tortured you to become this virtuous?" Shen Nian was startled when he heard the voice.

"No one, anyway, it's not your Miss Liao."

After saying this sentence, Wu Ge didn't notice a slight change in Lu Yan's expression, he was still muttering to himself——

"No, it's ten o'clock as promised, but I haven't seen anyone yet."

"I've been waiting, and I haven't seen Miss Liao after almost an hour."

"Okay, that's it, it's time to exercise. Let it go."

After hanging up the phone, he noticed Lu Yan's strange eyes.He touched his face, there should be nothing dirty.So he wondered, "What's wrong?"

"The surname of the person you want to meet today is Liao?" Lu Yan's tone also became a little strange.

"Yeah." Wu Ge looked at Lu Yan, and suddenly had a very unreliable guess - "You, can't you be that Miss Liao?" He finally couldn't help but say it.

"It's not me, it's my cousin." When Lu Yan mentioned this cousin, she was not angry.

"Hi!" Wu Ge clapped his hands, "I'm here today for my brother! You don't know that your cousin is going to see my brother, do you?"

"Shen Nian?" Speaking of Fa Xiao, Lu Yan still called out his full name.

"Yes!" Wu Ge laughed, "Tell me, how could it be such a coincidence!"

What answered him was a handful of warm and gorgeous chrysanthemums.

"You come for him, I'll give you the flowers." Lu Yan looked at Wu Ge's tangled expression, feeling happy.

Wu Ge looked at the large bouquet of chrysanthemums in his arms—the strange number and strange color, it turned out that they were here to force him to death...