[Online Game] Am I innocent?

It was rare for Wu Ge to take a walk downstairs after eating, not to digest food, the kitchen sewer pipe at home was blocked, so he happened to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some tools to unblock the sewer.As for Wu Ge renting this house, although it is an old house, the house is not broken down, except that there is no air conditioner in summer and only electric fans are installed, and there is heating in winter, but the radiator rattles when the water passes through.

But recently, the sewer pipes in this house have fallen ill somewhere, and they are blocked wherever they are placed.There are a total of several holes in the house up and down, and Wu Ge poked almost all of them.At first, I thought that pouring some solution specially designed to lead to the sewer would solve the problem, but I didn't expect the sewer to loosen for a while and become more blocked. The water in the two pools in the kitchen at home has not gone down for several days.

The dirty water in the two pools on a hot day would stink if left unused. There was no other way, so Wu Ge had no choice but to use the old trick—to buy a new toilet stopper and use it, and see if he could touch some thin steel wires to go back.

After shopping, he passed [Lantian] Internet cafe, and suddenly saw a familiar figure.The cheerful little brother I met on the second floor of the blue sky last time was locking his bicycle under the crooked tree at the entrance of the Internet cafe.As soon as the man turned around and saw him, he grinned and nodded towards Yile, then opened the curtain and walked in.

Wu Ge played back the younger brother's smile several times over and over again. Feeling sweet in his heart, he walked home with the toilet plug in his hand.I thought about finding a chance to go to Lantian again, maybe I could still meet him.Don't blame him for being a nymphomaniac, it's been a long time, even watching a white cloud float above his head, he must be excited for a while, right?

As soon as I got home and put down the tool, the phone started ringing again.He picked it up and saw that it was his cousin who was bathed in the afterglow of capitalism again.

"Hey, what's the matter, host." Wu Ge asked, shaking the mouse and restoring the game interface.

"What's the matter with you, brat, you just don't want to call my aunt if I ask you to." The person on the other end of the phone came up and began to condemn Wu Ge.

When Wu Ge thought about it, he really forgot about this. He originally wanted to wait for the old lady and old man to calm down before calling back, but now he has waited until now.

"Hey, it's not like you don't know about my bad memory. Why, the old lady called you again?"

"Nonsense, if you can't find you, you have to ask me. And let me help you figure it out."

"Want Zhe? What kind of Zhe do you want?" Wu Ge was taken aback for a moment, it couldn't be what he thought...

"You are old and young, no matter what, you should find a companion." The person on the other side of the phone said slowly, "The old lady is in a hurry, and she doesn't know anyone who is as good as you, so she has to find me." help."

"I'll go! There's really someone like me, and it's too late for people to hide it. Who will tell her. My mother is also true. This Lalang Pei has been dragged to his own son." Wu Ge was speechless.

"She is also worried about you, afraid that you will hang out with some dirty people again. Rather than letting you start from scratch with a stranger, it's better to find someone who knows everything..."

"Wait," Wu Ge heard something wrong in these words, "What do you know, does this mean someone has chosen?"

But please don't, it's enough to go on a blind date these days, can two gays still go on a blind date!

"Yes." The person on the other end of the phone ruthlessly shattered Wu Ge's hope, "Don't say it, after the old lady finished speaking, I thought about it carefully, and it is really suitable. But I am abroad now, and I will see you for the time being." Can't meet, I'll make arrangements when I get back, don't worry too much."

Who am I to rely on, I'm in a hurry!You really thought you were hosting If You Are the One!

"Arranged marriages are not acceptable!" Wu Ge protested, "I have the right to love freely!"

"Okay," the person over there said leisurely, "then you can give me one before I go back." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a click.

There were bursts of busy tone on the phone, Wu Ge scratched his head irritably, what's the matter!He's a gay guy who messes with whoever he is. He doesn't mess with women, and he doesn't cheat on houses and marriages. He must be counted among the five good citizens.Even if you find a partner, you can’t get a marriage certificate, and you can’t have children. There’s nothing to worry about, just look for it slowly. I don't know why the old lady is so anxious.

Walking to the computer, someone left a message at Pigeon 001 shop.

[Human Sword Unity]: Boss, accept a tiger guard bead at a high price.

Tiger Guard is a four-star tiger-type soul orb.In "Havoc in the World", players can absorb the essence of Yuanhun Orbs and transform them into corresponding monsters in the form of creatures. Different types of Yuanhun Orbs have different skills.Primordial Soul Orbs have three main functions. One is that after the player absorbs them, they can transform into monsters. Second, after activation, they can add corresponding attributes to characters. Third, some of the Primordial Soul Orbs can summon corresponding creatures to participate in battles.

The attributes of soul beads range from low to high from one star to five stars. Among them, five-star beads are the most rare. Once obtained, they are bound to players and cannot be traded.Usually players who want five-star orbs will use two four-star orbs to synthesize them, but the success rate of synthesizing the orbs is random. Although you can buy items in the mall to increase the success rate, there is no 100% guarantee that they will be able to merge. success.

The demand for high-attribute Yuanhun beads has always been high, and many players also sell the beads in consignment stores.However, Wu Ge has not carried out much business in this area, the reason is very simple, it is too troublesome to set up.

Generally speaking, if you don't buy it from the player, there are three ways to get the soul orb, you can get it by opening treasure chests every week, you can get it by completing plot tasks, and you can get it in exchange for reputation.None of these three needs PVE, and the attributes of the beads that are often obtained for free are not very good. Wu Ge is too lazy to do things that are thankless.

Of course, in addition to these three, there is the last way to get Yuanhun Orbs for free - kill monsters of the corresponding star level of the corresponding department, and there is a certain chance to get other Yuanhun Orbs of the same department as the monster.

"There is a certain probability" already shows how small this probability will be. There are people who succeed through this method, and the soul orbs obtained are also top-quality, but those are very few lucky people.Most people tend to kill mobs all over the map, and they can't even see the shadow of a star of beads.

Although Wu Ge wants to make money, if he really wants to find a way to get a top-quality bead, he can't do much except to guide the way where there is no seller.Let him PVE? Noway! Let him kill monsters?hehe!

I have already rejected it in my heart, but the service attitude must be good.He quickly wrote back to the guest officer——

[Secret language] You said to [Human Sword Unity]: Dear, the small shop does not undertake this kind of business.If necessary, please go to the Consignment Shop Soul Orb Catalog.

[Secret language] [He Yi of Human and Sword] Tell you: The consignment is all garbage beads.I charge a high price, you can wait, you call me now and pay an extra service fee.

At first glance, he is rich and powerful. How about killing him?Wu Ge tentatively said——

[Secret language] You said to [Human Sword Unity]: Dear, it's not that I don't want to pick it up, the probability of getting the best beads is too small.You also know that there are only a few places with four-star tiger monsters, and there are too many people waiting to be killed. Even if it is my turn, I don't know how long I will be killed.Besides, my small business requires mining and manual work, and it is impossible to kill monsters around the clock, right?

[Secret language] [He Yi of Human and Sword] said to you: After talking for a long time, isn’t it just money? In this way, you will be charged by the hour from the time you start working, 100 J per hour until the beads are shot.

Wu Ge did the math, 100 gold per hour, if you fight monsters for 12 hours a day, it will be 120, and if you fight monsters for 1000 hours a day, it will be [-] less, okay, it is a good deal!He replied to the master with a smile on his face——

[Secret language] You said to [Human Sword Unity]: ^_^Deal!

As soon as the voice fell, the system consignment showed that the other party had called 500 gold——

[Secret language] [He Yi of Human and Sword] Tell you: This is a deposit.

[Secret language] You said to [Human Sword Unity]: Kiss, are you not afraid that I will abscond with money?

[Secret language][Human Sword Unity] Tell you: If 500J can make you run away, then I can’t help it

...Although it is said that local tyrants are the most annoying, but as a local tyrant, God, oh no, customers, that is the most welcome!

Here, Wu Ge collected the money and drove [Pigeon] to Xianxia Ridge to fight tigers for God.

There are not many tiger monsters on the whole map, but most of them are one-star and two-star monsters, and the four-star tiger monsters are concentrated in the Xianxialing area.The tiger in Xianxia Ridge is a treasure. People who play beads want it, and those who have completed the task of eliminating demons also want it. There are more people who beat tigers than tigers at a time. If you can’t beat tigers, you can only beat people =_=

As soon as Wu Ge ran to Xianxia Ridge, he saw three strong men with skeletons rushing towards him. As an official of the court, he must of course...dodge!With a quick dodge, he was short and sat behind the god stone.

Those three red names obviously didn't go for him either, and there was a burst of lightning and thunder in front of the sacred stone, and even the ground beside the sacred stone was shaken out of deep cracks.After a while, the three skulls teleported away, Wu Ge patted his butt and got ready.

[Current][Golden Mouse]: Brother, is the seat comfortable?

A dialog box popped up from the top of the pigeon's head, and Wu Ge hurriedly unblocked it. In fact, someone had already stepped on his Feng Shui throne, and he sat on top of him impartially.

Wait... Chinchilla, I seem to have seen this name somewhere.

[Currently][Pigeon]: Brother, have we met somewhere?

[Currently][Chinosaurus]: Big brother night policeman, if it weren't for the fact that we are both policemen... I would have been famous a long time ago!

The corner of Wu Ge's mouth twitched, what he said was true, why didn't the three red names see you do it just now?Besides, it's really all right to be popular as a police officer!

Look at the top of Chin Maoshu's head, a big [Qing] character appears on the left side of the name.I saw him on the patrol channel before, and he was indeed from Qingtian.

[Currently][Dove]: /Those who smile at the blue sky will not slaughter their fellows

[Currently][Golden Mouse]: / Who picks his nose is the same as the lunatic in the night

[Currently][Dove]: Teenagers should not discriminate against the night, there are honest and good people like me in the night

Chinchilla took a step back when he heard this, as if he was surprised by his strange remarks.

[Current][Dove]: You see, I am a pacifist.The three red names just now, the red ones are dripping blood, I didn't do anything, did I?

[Current][Golden Mouse]: That's because you can't beat it.

It's hard not to tear it apart, okay?

[Currently][Dove]: No!That's because I firmly believe that putting down the butcher's knife will become a Buddha immediately.

[Currently][Golden Mouse]: ...I'm actually very curious

[Current][Pigeon]: What kind of horse?

[Currently][Chinosaurus]: A peace lover in the dark, how did he survive until now without being wheeled to death?

[Currently][Dove]: ...

[Currently][Golden Mouse]: Now I understand that mouth escape is also a skill

[Currently][Pigeon]: / If you want to learn with a smile, please go to Jiuli Nanmen Pigeon 002 store to submit an order, half of the price will be discounted when you meet, and you will be half price, 500J will be included~~~~

Chinchilla choked on him, and didn't speak for a long time.At this time, the Xianxialing battlefield began to transition from people fighting people to people fighting tigers—a new wave of four-star tiger monsters spawned.Wu Ge watched the battle for a long time, and he was going to scratch the tiger at the risk of being attacked by the tiger-fighting crowd.

Just as he was about to leave, Chinchilla suddenly said——

[Current][Golden Mouse]: Here we come!

He stopped and looked up, and saw a person riding the Nine Heavens Flame Dragon descending from the sky.A pair of red wings, which symbolize the full body equipment and full diamonds, enveloped him like fireworks, shining all over his body, showing two words all the time - local tyrants!

This familiar feeling made Wu Ge's heart skip a beat. Looking along the top of the man's head, his name was redder than the gleaming red equipment—Human Sword Unity. Sure enough, his God had come.

[Patrol][Golden Mouse]: Come on, brothers, there is only one person by visual inspection, please help the siege!

Following the call of Chinchilla, batch after batch of patrols came from the sacred stone, and the combination of human and sword soon became a little red in the green bushes.

Looking at God who was quickly surrounded, Wu Ge decided to give him a kind reminder morally——

[Secret language] You said to [Human Sword Unity]: Dear, why did you appear here?

[Secret language] [Human Sword Unity] Tell you: Inspect your part-time job

After finishing speaking, Wu Ge saw God ignoring all kinds of skills thrown at him and flying straight towards him—damn, don’t! ! ! !