Brother, don't pinch your face!

Li Jun is 16 years old this year. He has just escaped from the misery of his third year of high school, and has drifted into the famous T University in City A with a low score.

In order to be admitted to T University, which is also among the best in the country, Li Jun is risking his life, and lost ten catties in the last three months of his senior year.It's a pity that in the eyes of his best friend and "best friend" Yan Yan, he is still a high school student with a baby face.

"Why can't these two pieces of meat always lose weight?" Li Jun stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom, with two tender little hands tearing off the baby's fat little face and bouncing it back.After repeating this cycle for seven times, I finally yelled belatedly, "Ah, it's not good, will it get bigger and bigger?! My face... woo... my brother will definitely dislike me again. "

So along the way, Li Jun's two hands kept grabbing the flesh of his little face and kneading the dough.

After 10 minutes of this, Yan Yan who was sitting on the side finally couldn't take it anymore.

"Li Xiaojun, I warn you, no matter how much you squeeze your face, it won't make your face smaller, and you may get wrinkles due to excessive stretching."

"It doesn't matter! My face is too fat, I must impress my brother." Li Xiaojun's children's shoes are still persevering in making circular motions on his face.

"Then do you think it's scary to have a baby fat face, or an old man's face with a popped chrysanthemum?"

There was an eerie silence in the taxi for 30 seconds, and then the pure scream of Li Xiaojun's children's shoes was heard.

"Whoa, the burst chrysanthemum is scary!"

In fact, the scariest thing should be this beautiful "girlfriend" by your side.

"Li Xiaojun! What are you stealing?! Who just said you want to lose weight?"

As soon as she hung up the phone, Yanyan noticed that the bread crumbs hanging from the corner of a certain mouth were still covered with butter.

"Hey, anyway, as you said, losing weight can't reduce your face." Li Jun licked off the cream and residue from the corner of his mouth, destroying the corpse.

"Okay." Yan Yan raised her forehead, "I don't care about you anymore, let your elder brother come and take you in."

As soon as the elder brother was mentioned, Li Jun's eyes lit up: "Is the elder brother here?"

"He said he couldn't move away now," Yan Yanmei was also very weak, and as expected, Li Xiaojun's little face immediately pouted like a balloon, "But he said he sent a senior—ah!"

Before Yan Yan finished speaking, she saw a magnified face in front of her eyes, and that face made a strange cry: "Ah! It turns out that she is really a girl. But Li Jun is too embarrassing for her name."

"Hey, who are you? Can a man and a woman kiss each other?" She was so close, her eyes almost became cross-eyed.

"Yo. Is it still weird (fourth tone)?" The boy looked at Yanyan lightly, and laughed, "It's not surprising."

"You! Shameless!" Yan Yan immediately covered her chest without silver 300 taels. What she hated the most was when others talked about his figure.What's wrong with no breasts, I will follow my dad!

"That, Brother Monkey. Are you here to pick us up?"

Li Xiaojun's children's shoes on the side finally squeezed in a sentence, the sun is so hot outside, and his face hurts from the sun.

It's a pity that Li Juntong's shoes, who grabbed the tall boy, haven't realized that the other's face has turned black into Bao Gong.

"Hahahaha! Brother Monkey, umm, that's a good title." Yan Yan immediately laughed unkindly, drawing the attention of the freshmen on the side.

Wen Minhao immediately blushed, "Where did you come from, little boy? Did you make you scream, brother?"

"I'm not a kid, my name is Li Jun, and I'm a freshman at T University." Li Xiaojun tried his best to speak with momentum, but it was a pity that he couldn't reach Wen Minhao's ears even on tiptoe.

"Ah, you are Li Jun, so who is this?"

"Whoever I am, anyway, senior monkey, you just need to help us deliver our luggage to the dormitory." It turned out that this was a coolie, Yan Yan boldly pushed the huge box over.Hey, there is another bag.

"Hey, where do you put your bag? Can you hang it around your neck casually? It's not a tree!" Poor Wen Minhao didn't look like a serious senior at ordinary times.

"Wow, brother monkey is so amazing..." Li Xiaojun stared with sincerity.Wen Minhao was sweating profusely and wanted to cry, but this was done on purpose.

On the tree-lined path of T Grand, the figures of the three quickly disappeared into the bustling crowd of freshmen.

Passing through Qinyuan, bypassing the library, and turning around two boxy teaching buildings, the three of them finally came to Li Jun's dormitory in a rowdy way.Wen Minhao was appointed to be ordered around by Yan Yan, there was no way, one was a girl, and the other looked like a minor who needed special care, so the hard work could only be left to himself.

"Well, little brother Xiaojun, you can clean up the rest yourself. Otherwise, let me clean it up for you, look at you with thin arms and legs..."

"Okay, hurry up and send me to the dormitory, like a bitch." Yan Yan grabbed Wen Minhao by the ear and dragged him towards the door. The bed was made, the luggage was arranged, and the floor It's all delayed, how can I wait for it?

"Brother Houzi, hurry up, I'm almost ready." Li Jun felt that this big brother treated him really well, and he deserved to be called by his brother.

He took out his phone, but the screen was still dark.Looking at the window, Brother Houzi and Yan Yan are still wrestling, and from a distance, Brother Houzi can be heard yelling angrily: "It's okay, it's just you man, it's very ugly to have no breasts." Let's go, man!" Then three seconds later, there was a burst of wailing from the monkey brother.Haha, it looks like Yanyan gave him another Yan's Iron Fist.

After waiting until seven o'clock in the evening, Li Jun still didn't get a call from his brother.There is only a dry message in the inbox: Junjun, you can find Yanyan for dinner first, and I will come to see you later.

No, I want my brother!

Originally, he was waiting for his brother to come over so that he could act like a baby, so he could forgive him by making a little temper and letting his brother coax him a few words.But he didn't even eat dinner with him, Li Jun suddenly felt very wronged.No pick-up at the airport, no pick-up at the school gate, and they still don’t come to see me now.Li Xuan, I'm not finished with you!

Hmph, it's easy to coax me when I'm a child, right?Cut, see if I don't give you a big surprise, no, it's a big surprise!

Li Jun took the Q version of the T map, turned around and walked through a rockery, three square buildings, and a football field, and finally found that he was lost.A very beautiful sister pointed to the base map in his hand and told him, the place you are going to is here, and our current place is here, so you have to go through this garden first, then turn to this road, and then walk along the road. Follow this road to the end and see a landmark building with Big Ben, and then you...

stop stop stop!Sister, you take me there.Okay, I'm going to ask my brother for food money. I'm so hungry and anxious now.

Li Jun tried his best to look pitiful and hungry. In fact, this girl has just eaten two small cakes, three egg tarts, and four bonbons while waiting for his brother. Now his belly is round and he can only walk. When digested.

The beauty had already chatted with Li Jun very well along the way. Although Li Jun refused repeatedly, she sent Li Jun directly to the door of the dormitory.However, this sister is really warm-hearted.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Li Jun was ready to rush over desperately and hug his brother's thigh.Unfortunately, the door of the dormitory was opened, but there was no one inside.

"Who are you looking for?" Passerby A asked enthusiastically when he saw a beautiful woman.

"I'm looking for brother... Li Xuan." Li Jun blinked and answered obediently.

"*, why are you looking for that kid again?" Passerby A became furious at once, and turned around to punch passerby B, "I really don't know what's so good about that facial paralysis."

Before passerby B could react, passerby A looked up to the sky and sighed, "Oh, there are too many monks and too little porridge." In a blink of an eye, passerby B, who was dizzy, wandered away.

Li Jun silently shed a bitter tear for passer-by B in his heart.

"Sister Dandan, thank you, you'd better go back first, I've wasted a lot of your time." Li Jun already called each other's name very naturally because of the familiarity along the way.

The girl smiled and said, "Don't delay, don't delay, I'm fine anyway, I'd better wait for your brother to come back before leaving. It's not safe for you to be here alone."

Li Jun speculated countless times in his heart, what is so unsafe about me here.It's not safe to say that you, a beautiful woman, sit in the boys' dormitory.But no matter how much he muttered in his heart, the beautiful senior had already picked up a magazine on the table and read it leisurely.

Ah, so boring, after playing a few games of Snake with his mobile phone, Li Jun fell asleep on the desk.

"Who is looking for me?"

Half an hour later, a low and magnetic voice sounded at the door.

Upon hearing the familiar voice, Xia Dandan stood up almost reflexively, with a perfect smile on his face.