After I died, I became a cat

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In the live broadcast room——

"???"

"!!!"

"What?"

"wait?"

"Master Cat, what did you just say?"

"I seem to hear something [beep——]."

"yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

"Brother Cat, listen to my advice, orthopedics in Germany is really not a good place to go."

"So I got it for real this time!"

"Yes, it's true!"

"...Why are there so many anchors deliberately selling rottenness now, and seeing that they are in a bad mood, they left."

"Just leave as soon as you leave, and specifically say, do you think you are a lucky horse?"

The barrage exploded in an instant, and the army almost covered the screen, mixed with quarrels, and large rewards.

Usually, it makes sense for the host to give a reward after showing some amazing operations, but after this sentence, some people really don’t know what they are thinking.

Ye Weidan didn't know what he was thinking, anyway, his mind was blank now, and of course he didn't pay attention to the barrage, and after a few seconds, he stuttered like a robot with problems that suddenly restarted: "What, what? "

Chen Erhuang gave him a strange look, moved slightly, and the soft cat's whiskers swept across the young man's flushed face.

Ye Weidan froze, both in the game and in reality.

"Didn't I tell you?" Chen Erhuang didn't pay attention to him, "My... my mysterious item that can turn into a ghost has evolved, and it has a few more abilities, but there is also an additional restriction. It cannot directly become a ghost. , the soul must leave and stay behind..."

"Oh, yes." Ye Weidan suddenly remembered.

Before, every time he heard the words "□□" and "Please", he would wander off into the illusory realm. Now it was his working attitude in the game that forced him to listen carefully, and he realized that this □□ and his I thought it was different.

"What you're talking about isn't the flesh body at all!" the 17-year-old boy said with a jump.

"Soul and body, consciousness and sex are the same thing to you anyway, what's the difference?" Chen Erhuang waved his paw, "Hurry up, I have to put my sex away after I leave, don't mess around leave."

"Tell me about the flesh body!"

"Who are you talking to?"

Chen Erhuang lightly scratched the boy's cat's paw.

The next moment, with a flick of his consciousness, the void spirit body escaped from his physical body.

Looking back like this, he saw Ye Weidan froze there, not daring to move one shoulder, like a hemiplegic patient with hemiplegia.

After a while, Ye Weidan called softly: "Brother?"

It's always this kind of time that I call my brother willingly.

It's a pity that there was no response. The little black cat lay on his shoulder, buried its head under his arms, and curled up in a standard cat ball posture, as if asleep.

Chen Erhuang, who Ye Weidan couldn't see, was floating in front of him, looking around casually.

Then, just as he turned his head, Ye Weidan stretched out his hand suddenly, took the little black cat off his shoulder, and held it in his hand.

This kid seemed to be planning to put Chen Erhuang in the pocket of his windbreaker.

It's also good in the pocket, it's not easy to fall out, but you have to be careful when you sit down.Chen Erhuang thought so, and felt relieved, he didn't notice that Ye Weidan put his body in his pocket, put his hand in his pocket too, and never took it out, his face still had a strange blush.

His cat has already aimed at a high point of surfing equipment in a water park, and after confirming that his body is being taken care of, he rushed straight to the high point under the sun.

***

"The soul is out of the body, and the yin god is traveling, so is it an extraordinary professional like a psychic... But for a civet with a high level of spiritual vision and can talk to most creatures, it is too much to overlap with the talent of the race, it is a bit wasteful ?”

On the other side, in the southern area of ​​Jianshan Happy Valley, Hu Bugui, who was looking towards the northern area, happened to see the spirit body of the little black cat flying in the sky, and subconsciously calculated in his mind.

Hu Bugui's extraordinary profession is a demon hunter, who is good at using various weapons and potions.Although the spirit vision of the demon hunter is only at the middle level among all the professional enhancements owned by the PU company, compared with Ye Weidan who has no spirit vision at all, he can already see most of the spirit bodies, including those who have become large. spooky little black cat.

But the spirit body is very suitable for investigation, the uncle then thought.The same is true for civets. They are small and flexible, and they will not be suspected when they go in and out of various places.And according to Xiaoqing, this 'what a big cat' has already advanced, and he is not a novice, but if he is just checking the clues, there should be no problem in entrusting the North District to him.

Sure enough, the official investigator colleagues are reliable.

What the hell is the headquarters thinking?Why do we have to find so many projection investigators who are just playing games and let them hold back?

Now he also has to bring a projection investigator who only thinks he is playing a game.

Thinking about it, Hu Bugui glanced at the woman whose ID was Lizhimi.

Lizhimi was standing aside with her eyes downcast, but she didn't lose her mind. After realizing that Hu Bugui was looking at her, she immediately raised a polite and questioning smile.

Hu Bugui was in deep thought for a while just now, if an ordinary projection investigator would have yelled at Hu Bugui and said something like "Hanging up the dog dead mother", or simply left Hu Bugui Go search for yourself.Lizhimi waited here, and didn't make a sound to disturb Hu Bugui's train of thought.

She didn't even lose her mind, so when Hu Bugui returned to look at her, she immediately noticed and reacted.

This teammate seems to be okay?

"Let's go to the innermost part first, check the outdoor public places along the road," Hu Bugui said, "then enter the building and search from the inside out."

"Well, okay," Lizhimi nodded, and then asked, "The Ferris wheel is on our side, don't we need to climb up to see it?"

"Don't worry," Hu Bugui said, "The civet has gone to Gaodian for inspection."

"Oh." Li Zhimi said, without asking who the civet was, obviously guessing the answer in her heart.

After speaking, they acted, the two of them walked along the road first, and the dice representing the detection check thought one after another.

While looking for clues, Hu Bugui also paid attention to lychee honey.

He did this only because he was worried that the lychee honey would be a disservice, but he didn't expect that the lychee honey was checked quickly and well.

The great success of the dice system brings surprises to the investigators, and the great failure brings sadness to the investigators. The lucky ones rely on it, and the unlucky ones spurn it. It seems that the effects brought by the dice system are always double-edged swords, with both sides as sharp , cannot compare sizes.Some people who are not from the PU company are wondering why the investigators use such a cumbersome thing.

But those who are knowledgeable know that the dice system is not a burden, and the investigators do not use it for a one-twentieth miracle.

The dice system is built by "Fate", one of the three pillar gods, so that investigators can access the local law of causality when traveling between different worlds, provide information disturbance, and prevent the world from being regarded as a mystery of foreign invaders.Think about the fate of those who illegally crossed because of being targeted by the world consciousness, or being used as a prop against the world consciousness or destiny by the natives. The negative effect of the dice system is only one in [-] chances of being unlucky, which is really amazing.

Skilled investigators have little tricks to use the dice system. For example, when scouting a room, carefully check every corner and any conceivable place. Maybe the dice system will add a bonus dice to the test.But most of the projection players that Hu Bugui has seen just glance at them casually when scouting, thinking that the result is decided by the dice anyway, so they don't need to bother.

The projection is attached to the player's consciousness and reflects the player's most direct thoughts. Why can't you see the attitude towards the investigation?If they were newcomers brought by Hu Bugui, Hu Bugui would have scolded them a long time ago, but they are just ordinary people who came here for fun, Hu Bugui can only see and say a few words, and they will be used as women in the team channel Relatives screen...

Then Hu Bugui can only scold PU.

I thought that all projection investigators were such scumbags, but today Hu Bugui saw Lizhimi, who obviously also mastered investigative skills and was very attentive, and suddenly felt that he was too prejudiced.

If only his daughter could be so serious.

His daughter is not as serious as a projection player.

Hu Bugui, who felt like a tiger father and dog son, shook his head, suddenly pulled out the throwing knife, and threw out——

***

collapse!

The willow leaf flying knife stabbed a cockroach to the ground.

The juice splashed everywhere, and Hu Qing, who closed his eyes and threw out the throwing knife, was as green as her name. After throwing it out, he didn't even dare to open his eyes. He only asked Teacher Qi Wang: "Is it dead?"

Teacher Qi Wang went up to observe, and replied: "Hahahaha, it's very dead."

Phew——Hu Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and opened his right eye a crack, confirming that he was indeed dead, before fully opening his eyes and turning his face away.

"I don't want this flying knife..." she muttered.

"You are very afraid of cockroaches." Teacher Qi Wang said in surprise.

From the perspective of Teacher Qi Wang, he didn't know that his teammate was traveling through the body, not playing a game.In reality, it is not surprising that some people will have a severe stress reaction to cockroaches. In the game, cockroaches must also be exterminated. That is really very, very annoying.

"It's so big! It's terrible!" Hu Qing said, and made a bow to the corpse of the cockroach that stuck her throwing knife.

"What are you doing here?" Teacher Qi Wang wondered.

"Killing it is an uncontrollable conditioned reflex, but cockroaches are not bad insects. First, they don't actually harm humans. Second, they are part of the ecosystem just like my favorite cats and dogs. , I shouldn't deny it just because of its appearance. But I'm sorry that I really couldn't control my hands when I saw the cockroach..."

Hu Qing was just about to burn incense on the cockroach corpse.

Teacher Qi Wang raised his forehead, feeling that this old man in his 30s really doesn't understand the brain circuits of young people.

"This kind of thing appears in One Punch Man, and they are all villains that need to be defeated... Well, but Mr. Saitama also waits for these villains to attack first and then counterattacks, and cockroaches do not harm humans. They are not considered villains. As a Those who are determined to embark on the hero's road, I am the one who has figured it out. Hahahaha, Miss Hu, let me also make a bow."

Hu Qing made room for Teacher Qi Wang, and the two put their hands together and bowed to the cockroach corpse together.

"Okay," Teacher Qi Wang got up, "There are still nine children waiting for us to save. Brother Cockroach is very pitiful, but we can't stop here, let's go."

Hu Qing nodded, and took out another throwing knife in his hand.

The room ahead is the security room. Teacher Qi Wang pressed his hand on the doorknob, and caught a glimpse of her movements from the corner of his eye.

"If you see cockroaches after opening the door, you have to try to control your impulse, or you will regret it." He warned.

"Mmmmmm! Senior, I will work hard!" Hu Qing nodded seriously.

Teacher Qi Wang opened the door.

Thumb-sized, black flood-like swarms of cockroaches flapped their wings and flowed out from behind the open door.

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