After I died, I became a cat

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It is as beautiful as a dead tree in spring.

But Chen Erhuang shivered.

To be honest, the guy in front of me was a handsome guy when he was dead (though not as good as he used to be), he was also a handsome guy in spring (though not as good as he used to be), and he was still a handsome guy when he was crying (though he was still not as good as he used to be) ), each of the three states has its own beauty, which is quite pleasing to the eye.But he is not a spring breeze, why do you feel like a spring with a dead tree when you see him, with tears in your eyes?

Is it...

Is it the kind of senior cat lover who can't live without cats?

Chen Erhuang pressed the first funny thought that popped up, and took another step back.

The stranger's eyes moved with him. Obviously, although ordinary people and even ordinary dogs could not see Chen Erhuang in the ghost state, this stranger was not an ordinary person.

The room was small, and Chen Erhuang could confirm that Ye Weidan was not in the room with a slight glance from the corner of his eye.

Ye Weidan was not there, but there were more people who looked very similar to that boy. If he hadn't known that Ye Weidan was an orphan like him, Chen Erhuang would have thought it was the boy's father and brother who had come to find him.

Well, it's not impossible.

Chen Erhuang slowed down his tone, mainly because he was looked at like this, even he didn't like to be angry, and asked again: "Who are you?"

The strange man seemed to be lost in memory, and after several seconds passed, he slowly shook his head.

"Don't know?" Chen Erhuang asked, "Still can't tell?"

The man did not speak.

Chen Erhuang asked again: "Where did that kid here... go?"

This time the man made a move, he smiled, lowered his head, stretched out an index finger, and slowly pointed to his own chest.

Chen Erhuang showed a chilly look, and guessed based on his movements: "...in your heart?"

"No," the man finally said, "it's a possession."

His voice brushed against Chen Erhuang's hair softly like the wind, and the little black cat gave a jolt before answering, "... Possessed on that kid?"

The man smiles and nods.

Chen Erhuang's face turned cold, "Come uninvited, and don't say hello to the owner's parents before entering the house. It's not polite behavior. You should understand."

The man continued to smile, still nodding.But before Chen Erhuang drank a roll, he spoke again.

"Parents, he... Are you taking care of this child now?"

"That's right," Chen Erhuang affirmed, ignoring the law at all, and arguing with facts, "I am his guardian."

"Well, this child looks very good, you must be very good at taking care of him." The man became happier, a little silly, because of this, in Chen Erhuang's eyes, he looked more and more like the little idiot Ye Weidan.

He said cheerfully, "So, can I ask you... Well, please continue to take care of him?"

"?" Unexpectedly, this strange man would make such a request. Chen Erhuang was surprised for a few seconds, and instead of answering, he asked, "Who are you, this kid?"

The strange man didn't answer either.

Chen Erhuang looked at him for a few seconds, and realized that the man might not open his mouth if he didn't answer, so he sighed, without flicking his tail, and said, "Who can take care of who? This kid will be an adult in two months. You have to be responsible for your own actions... Hey? Hey? Don't cry!"

Facing the tears left by the man again, Chen Erhuang was speechless.

What's the matter with a big man who cries whenever he says he wants?He didn't say anything serious, did he?

Made of water?Be yourself Lin Daiyu?

"Then, at least," the man didn't feel that there was anything wrong with crying, and insisted, "at least, take care of him, can you?"

"...If this kid is your son, can't you take him back and raise him yourself?!"

Chen Erhuang scolded angrily.

The man stopped talking again.

Chen Erhuang gritted his teeth, and said: "As long as I am here, I will definitely watch this kid order. But if you are relatives with him, no matter what is going on with your family, take him away early to cultivate a few more years of relationship and educate him well. Isn't he much better than letting me, who is just a cat now, take care of him?

"You seem to be involved in the mystery, you should understand that I am not suitable to be a nanny in this state, right?!"

"Yeah," the man nodded, "I want to cultivate a relationship for a few more years."

"..." Chen Erhuang felt exhausted talking about chicken and duck.

"Please take care of him for the time being," the man said. "If he is stupid, you can just hit him. Don't worry about anything. I'll be the one who kills him."

"Can you go with me to the police?" Chen Erhuang said.

"You're a policeman now? I understand." The man nodded again, paused, and said, "Then, I'll leave now, next time...well, forget it, see you later."

"Hey!" The little black cat rushed forward, "Stop!"

Chen Erhuang took a step too late. When he rushed over, the man had already fallen backwards.

He lay down on the bed, but it wasn't him on the bed.

Not much different from a few hours ago, the 17-year-old Ye Weidan was lying on the bed in his clothes, drooling from the corners of his mouth, and fell asleep foolishly.

Chen Erhuang: "..."

Chen Erhuang called out the system panel.

He asked: "Hey, 099856, what do you think of this incident just now?"

After waiting for a while, the customer service 099856 did not reply, and then he moved his gaze from Ye Weidan's face to the panel.

What I saw was——

[Contacting, loading...]

Chen Erhuang: "..."

Garbage PU!Sooner or later the pill!

***

At the same moment, PU headquarters.

The commotion caused by the alarm a few hours ago has subsided, and the entire headquarters has returned to its previous orderly state.

At the PU headquarters, the alarm always goes off several times a month.Especially in the storage warehouse, the frequency of accidents is particularly high.

There's no way around that. Even if a container like the Word-Breaking Spider is upgraded to five stars, as long as you master the rules, it's relatively safe.However, there are many mysteries contained in the PU warehouse. It is likely that the star rating is not high, but there are no restrictions and rules at all, and they will fall into a rampage if they are not careful.

The warehouse guard is the second most dangerous position in PU after the front-line investigators. Every few days, something will happen, and everyone is used to it.

It is for this reason that most of PU did not take it seriously even though the alarm was sounded a few hours ago.

They had no idea that the alarm this time was not issued by the warehouse area.

The core of the "Snow White Rubik's Cube", the only place that does not rotate with the movement of the outer grid, is where the board of directors of the PU Investigation Service Company is located.Because of the afternoon alarm, there were actually quite a few "people" sitting in the conference hall that hadn't been visited once in several years.

Most of the directors did not come in person, and the ones sitting in their seats were just phantoms.Because of this, the few guys who came in the form of human beings were particularly eye-catching.

The eldest son of the Three Pillars God "Time and Space", the owner of the commercial street in the PU headquarters, and also the operator of the system store used by investigators, Fairbas.His appearance, or rather his humanoid appearance, looked like a blond nobleman.

Although she is too short, she is well-dressed, fashionable and modern, and she doesn't need retouching when she pulls out to shoot magazine covers.

He yawned, lying on the table like a small animal, and complained, "Hey, didn't any of the three pillar gods attend this time?"

"It's a trivial matter, and the three His Majesties really don't need to take action." Xu Ying, who was sitting next to the boy, said.

"No," Fairbas shrugged, "It's fine if the two Majesties of Destiny and Time and Space don't come out. PU is Yan Wudao's painstaking effort to build up. Why hasn't he come? It's been hundreds of years? It used to be I attend every time. I heard that the alarm was due to fluctuations in the power of the Three Pillars God, could it be..."

He was very interested, and lowered his voice: "Could it be that he finally couldn't hold on and died?"

The phantom next to Fairbas: "The three pillar gods live forever."

The blond young master raised his eyebrows, "Then Yan Wudao is...cough."

He stopped abruptly.

Except for the two of them, no one could hear the conversation between Fairbas and the phantom around him.But the moment he saw the person coming, Fairbas shut his mouth wisely.

The person who came was a young man.

If calculated according to the system provided by PU to the investigators, the limit of human appearance is 18 points, and none of the PU directors present at the meeting in real body may have an appearance below 18 points, which proves that they are definitely not human. .

The visitor was different. Although he could be regarded as an eye-catching and handsome man in human society, according to the system algorithm, his appearance value was at most 16.

This person was full of travel and dust, and he was exhausted. Although he looked like a young man, he walked very slowly, like an old man.

The difference between him and the old man is that his eyes are shining and burning golden flames.

...It seems to be a little red and swollen after crying?

Delusion.

The PU directors whispered in their seats.

"Yan Wudao..."

"did not expect……"

"Are you okay..."

"it turns out……"

These voices, no, nothing can be called voices, most of them are communication of consciousness, and they will not be known to outsiders at all.But when the visitor finally walked to his seat and looked up and looked around, it seemed that some force opened the silence, and these whispers were stuffed back into the mouth of the speaker at the same time.

"Quiet." Yan Wudao said.

He paused, not caring about other people's reactions at all, and said again: "The fluctuation is not abnormal, the alarm is accidental, Fairbas stays, and the meeting is adjourned."

After saying that, except for Fairbas, all the directors attending the meeting were expelled from this space, regardless of whether they came from phantoms or clones.

Unexpectedly, after not seeing each other for many years, the PU president was still so straightforward. Felbas was left alone, and cold sweat could not help but fall on his forehead.

Although there are still anecdotes about the President of PU circulating outside, and because Yan Wudao is an existence that even ordinary people can call him by his first name, some organizations that don't know the identity of Yan Wudao's three pillar gods all regard Yan Wudao as the number one enemy, and keep their mouths open. All knocked down.But as the eldest son of another three-pillar god, Fairbas understands what the three-pillar god is better than others.

Even if Yan Wudao is just...

Also still scary.

I haven't seen this guy for hundreds of years, and I thought something happened. I didn't expect that this time, he was in better condition than the last time I saw him.

Why did this guy who lived himself as a widow suddenly become angry again?

Miscalculation, miscalculation.

Thinking about various thoughts in his heart, the blond young master who was sitting still in his seat smiled slightly: "Your Majesty, why are you calling me?"

Yan Wudao looked at him and asked, "Are you doing well in business now?"

Fairbas raised his eyebrows, "Of course, it's my shop after all."

Yan Wudao nodded, "Buy me something."

What kind of things do you want this person to ask him to buy?Fairbas was puzzled, but on the surface he was very happy.

"It's right to buy something and leave it to me, what do you want?"

Yan Wudao moved his fingers, and a piece of paper appeared on the table in front of Fairbas.

The smiling Felbas looked down and was stunned.

I saw the names of the items densely listed on the paper, and the first item was...

It's a cat litter.

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