After I died, I became a cat

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"Porn streamer, report it."

"I was so scared that I turned on my PU and checked whether this game is banned."

"The minimum player age required by the PU is fifteen."

"Hehe, you can easily find the ID number of an adult by searching online."

"The one who teamed up with Danshen last time, the one with cute sauce, must be under fifteen, and her brother's tone seems to be a primary school student."

"What are you talking about? This is a strong push!"

"Forcibly pushed by a girl! Why wouldn't NPCs do such things when I was playing PU!"

"The plot development of this game is too rich."

"Being forced by a girl is actually the consequence of failing the luck check. Could it be that if you succeed in the luck check, you will be forced to be pushed by that kind of beautiful woman with an appearance worth 18 points?"

"Why don't you say that if you succeed in the luck check, you will be pushed by the man..."

"This kind of child who looks like a monkey, who wants to be pushed by her."

"The barrage above is not harmonious, so I will report it."

The audience was still in the mood to laugh and laugh, but Ye Weidan wasn't in the mood at all.

Fighting is only 25, and the character card attributes are still strength 8 physique 8 size 10, that is to say, when fighting with others, you will even have a 1/6 chance of throwing damage, but you will be punished because of the difference in physique. Ye Weidan of [-]D[-]...

No, no, he wasn't pushed by a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl.

However, I found the naked little girl approaching, even though I have seen some old industry workers, PU also took advantage of the darkness in the room to give the little girl a vague code, but the former gangster still let out a cry that chastity will be punished The deprivation screamed like a lamb shivering before the storm.

Fortunately, he still remembered to tap the dodge skill.

[Dodge check, 1D100=34, normal success, confrontation success]

[Lucky check, 1D100=15, difficult success]

Master Juren used both hands and feet, backed up again and again in horror, and leaned back the moment Guo Sanniang rushed over, it was Gu Lu Gu Lu who fell off the bed.

Fortunately, he didn't injure himself when he fell off the bed. Otherwise, with only 9 health points, he might directly tear the card and fail the investigation.

Unfortunately, in such a quiet rural night, Ye Weidan's scream directly woke up most of Yongfu Township.When he got up in a daze, someone rushed out from the next room, pushed open the door of Ye Weidan's room, and rushed in.

"My lord, are you alright...are you?"

Guo Dalang, the eldest son of Mr. Guo, shouted into the dimly lit room.

Others also rushed out. Taking advantage of the bright moonlight, everyone could clearly see Ye Weidan who was still struggling on the ground, and Guo Sanniang who was naked.

Guo Dalang immediately shut his mouth.

Not only did he keep his mouth shut, but all the men, women and children who walked into the yard all silently looked at Ye Weidan who had finally turned over and got up slowly, and did not speak.

Guo Sanniang who was left on the bed slowly sobbed.

Ye Weidan, who was a little confused, looked at the Guo family, and the Guo family looked at Ye Weidan with a gloomy expression.

After a while, the neighbor knocked on the door of Guo's house, and a man shouted outside: "Mr. Guo! What's the matter with your house?! Is the nobleman here today okay?"

Ye Weidan sweated coldly on his brow, glanced at Mr. Qi Wang, who took advantage of the concealment effect of a bald head in the crowd, quietly left his room, hid in the Guo family and dared not make a sound, and said: "Well, I..."

Mr. Guo, who was still a kind old man when he met not long ago, suddenly interrupted Ye Weidan with a sullen face.

"Gag his mouth," he ordered.

Ye Weidan:? ? ?

[Dodge check, 1D100=56, normal failure, confrontation failure]

Guo Dalang, who was closest to him, strode forward and lifted Ye Weidan as if he was carrying a hen. The inattentive Master Juren struggled worse than a hen, but Guo Dalang roughly gagged his mouth with a rag.

And in the room behind him, Guo Sanniang, who saw her elder brother's movements, couldn't help calling out: "Brother!"

Her elder brother, who was almost forty, scolded her bitterly, "You damn girl."

That is to say, seeing how Guo Dalang grabbed Ye Weidan with all his strength, one can understand in his heart who is the one to be damned.

The neighbors who slowly came around knocked on the gate one after another, and several heads poked out from behind the fence to look around.Although the wall of Guo's house is higher than other houses, and the gate is not a fence but a solid wood plank, these can't stop others from prying eyes.

The other Guo family members were anxious, but at this moment, a horse neighed from the backyard.

Teacher Qi Wang, whose actions were out of control, spoke in the team channel: "The coachman ran away."

This neigh woke up more people in Yongfu Township. Although Ye Weidan couldn't see it, he could hear the knocking sound of the small door in the backyard of Guo's house. The movement of going.

Taking advantage of the handlebar style of escaping to attract the attention of most people, Teacher Qi Wang was about to step forward to try to rescue his teammates. The daughter-in-law of Guo Jia Dalang got into his room at some point, and got a message from Teacher Qi Wang. Walking out of the room, she whispered to her father-in-law: "The big girl has run away."

The Guo family was really surprised this time, more surprised than seeing Guo Sanniang appear naked in the guest room.

They couldn't see Teacher Qi Wang who was standing next to them, and shouted:

"When did you run away?"

"I didn't see it at all!"

"A woman can't run very far, father, let's send someone after her!"

"Quiet." Mr. Guo's crutch hit the ground hard.

He fills in the house, the eldest son, the eldest son, the daughter-in-law, the nephew, the daughter-in-law, etc. Qi Qi shut up.

"Putao Empress blesses us in Yongfu Township," Guo Lao said, "No one can escape, don't worry. The important thing is this noble man and Sanniang—— Sanniang! Put on your clothes and come out for me!"

Guo Sanniang sobbed again, put on her clothes, and slowly walked out of Ye Weidan's room, and when she walked past Ye Weidan shoulder to shoulder, she gave Ye Weidan a shy glance, shaking Ye Weidan who was still held by Guo Dalang.

After playing the game for so long, it was the first time Ye Weidan was in such a mess.

Guo Sanniang walked up to Mrs. Guo and whispered, "Father..."

"You, you," Mr. Guo also hated iron and steel, and beat her with a cane, "What's so good about a foreigner, you can have children, don't you know how you will live in this land? You want to follow the nobleman Master leaves here, why don't you think about how you can survive outside!"

"I, I!" Gu Sanniang stammered, "I really like him."

Mr. Guo wanted to beat her again.

The crutches were raised, and after a moment, they were gently lowered back.Panting, Mr. Guo said to his eldest son: "Tie up the nobles, then open the door, call everyone in the village to the ancestral hall, and tell me what I have to say."

After Guo Dalang tied up Ye Weidan and went out to talk to the neighbors outside, Guo Lao walked tremblingly to Ye Weidan.

Ye Weidan was gagged and unable to speak, but his expression vividly expressed his anger.

"My lord, I'm really sorry," Mr. Guo said as if he was really sorry, and then he turned around, "But why did you pass by here before Empress Pu Tao's birthday?"

The voice fell——

[Dodge check, movement is limited and one penalty die is added, 2D100=5, 23, normal success, confrontation failure]

[Damage calculation, 1D6=4]

[[YWD] HP -4, HP 5/9, slight injury, additional combat skill effect, coma]

Ye Weidan, who knocked out the NPC twice in the last investigation, suffered retribution this time, the screen went black and he couldn't see anything.

Ordinary people are probably helpless at this time, but in a sense, players who use projection to enter these worlds can be said to have been forcibly elevated by half a dimension by the PU.The character falls into a coma, but the team channel can continue to be used, which is the golden finger that PU gave investigators.

Ye Weidan breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Teacher Qi Wang said that the Guo family just knocked him out and took him in the direction of some kind of ancestral hall.

He still has hole cards, but of course such things as hole cards should be used with caution. The 17-year-old boy fell back on the chair, glanced at the cat food bowl and cat comb next to him, turned his eyes away, took a drink from the cup to moisten his throat, and said, "Wow, this time is so dangerous!" .”

"Dan God, you are not the former Dan God, you are not so European anymore."

"Finally, this day has come. I have been waiting since the first time I watched this anchor's live broadcast. Hahaha, the Great European Emperor will also be demoted to Africa."

"Who says I'm wrong!" Ye Weidan retorted immediately, "This anchor has always been the European emperor! I failed the lucky check...well, this is a failure, but I can succeed in the subsequent investigation with only 25. It is the true European blood of this anchor. True proof!"

"What if the next two dodges fail?"

"Adan, let me do the math, you have failed more dungeon checks this time than you have succeeded!"

"Next time or failure, next time or failure."

"Big failure big failure."

"Big success."

"Take a gamble, take a gamble."

"Where's the cat? I want to see the cat."

"If the anchor succeeds in the next skill check, I will throw a deep water torpedo!"

Ye Weidan's eyes lit up, and his eyes were about to emit a golden light written with ￥, and said: "Next time the skill will definitely succeed, if not, I will..."

"Let's team up with the cat boss next time!"

"Advise Lord Cat to start a live broadcast."

"Turn on the camera, turn on the camera."

"Tell the truth, tell us the host whether you have a cat or not."

The barrage from the audience was messed up, Ye Weidan coughed, and said, "Okay, I will sing a song after the dungeon as you requested."

A series of question marks floated across the computer screen.

Before the next wave of questioning came, Ye Weidan pretended to play the game seriously, and said, "Ah, there is news from Teacher Qi Wang!"

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People from Yongfu Township gathered in front of the ancestral hall.

This group of people who fled here did not have ancestors together, they just met on the road back then.However, they still built an ancestral hall. For decades, every person whose surname died had a memorial tablet placed in it to enjoy the incense.

The ancestral hall is located on the west side of Yongfu Village, not in the center of Yongfu Township.Going west from the ancestral hall, on the small mound behind is the temple of Empress Pu Tao.

At this moment, several large torches were lit in front of the ancestral hall, and oil lamps were also lit in the ancestral hall.All the villagers were in an uproar when they saw the nobleman who was tied up, knocked unconscious and thrown to the ground.

"Quiet, quiet," shouted Guo Lao who was standing on the stone steps in front of the ancestral hall, "folks, please be quiet."

The old man's words have always been effective. As soon as he opened his mouth, the crowd in front of the ancestral hall did gradually stop talking.

But not everyone is silent.

"Mr. Guo," said a thin middle-aged man in the crowd, "what are you doing? You beat Master Juren, aren't you afraid of the county..."

"Folks," Mr. Guo's face was as deep as water, and he couldn't see that he was about to throw the blame at all, "Our Yongfu Township is a place where no one shits, you all know it?

"It's been decades, who has seen famous scholars running here? Who has seen Master Juren?"

Everyone in the ancestral hall was silent, and suddenly, another person said, "You mean..."

Old Guo sighed heavily, pointing the tip of his cane at Ye Weidan who was unconscious on the ground, said! "This scholar intends to defile my San Niang!"

"This scholar intends to defile my San Niang!"

In the team channel, Mr. Qi Wang texted this sentence live.

"Wait." Ye Weidan frowned and typed immediately.

I don't want another person's message to be sent at the same time as him.

A big cat who didn't know where it went said: "There is a problem, then Mr. Guo's logic is wrong."

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No, I didn't mean Ray...

In this chapter, anti-theft is enabled, and the ratio is about 70.00%.