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Why, no matter how many times you meet again, you can't recall..."
"—Because you identified the wrong person."
Walnut muttered in a low voice expressionlessly.
"Pfft...haha, what a passionate confession, Master!"
Green Archer couldn't hold back a burst of hilarious laughter, and joked unscrupulously:
"Why, compared to a half-hearted mortal like me, why not hand you over to that infatuated suitor?"
"Archer, if you get too carried away, be careful that I will use the command spell to make you hurt yourself."
"Oh, you can't say that, Miss. Using command spells to make jokes may lead to a tragedy. Just look at Lu Luxiu."
"……cough!"
Walnut choked in his throat with a mouthful of saliva:
"Cough, cough, cough... You are too quick to learn. Who is the Two-dimensional character?"
"Haha, this is all thanks to the eldest lady's good teaching~"
"I didn't teach you that stuff!"
……
The two joked all the way back to the stronghold, and Archer put her back on the ground under Hu Tao's strong request, and folded his arms with some unfinished thoughts.
"Ah~ ah, it would be better if the miss ran a little longer... With the weight of the miss, I won't be tired after running for a long time with you."
"Young poor. Fortunately, I ran into a blind person tonight. If I didn't escape just now, you and I should be talking poorly in that world by now."
Recalling the scene when he was suppressed by another archer just now, Hu Tao waved his hand in anger, complaining secretly in his heart for his negligence.
(——Sure enough, it’s better to ask Gilgamesh to help before someone messes around... Tsk, if possible, I don’t want to bother him.)
"That's no way Master, the place we're going to after we die is different, and we won't be able to talk like that then."
Completely forgetting the critical situation a moment ago, the green-clothed youth interrupted briskly.But at this point, as if he suddenly realized something, that bright smile was suddenly cast a shadow.
"...That's right. If you die, you won't be able to talk to the eldest lady like this. No, no, we still have to win."
"Please work on a nobler cause."
Hu Tao was not at all moved by Servant's sincere confession, and bit her lips tightly to sulk.
Although as far as the result is concerned, this night battle solved an Assassin killing chickens and monkeys, and their own master and slave were not harmed; however, in terms of momentum, Walnut and Archer were firmly suppressed by another sniper.
In addition, Saber, who originally wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible, failed to catch it, and instead provoked Saber's admirer No. [-]... Tonight's action is really not worth the candle.
The next plan is even more troublesome: even if they encounter the red Archer again, the difference in ability between the two heroic spirits is still there - the archers who are also long-range sniper, naturally the side with the longer bow and arrow and the melee bonus wins. The soy sauce character that the original author didn't even give a big move is irresistible.
In a word, although I am very unwilling... my heroic spirit really cannot defeat that African man in red.
Considering that I still have the support of my girlfriends, it is the safest choice to hand over the frontal attack to the Berserker team at this time.Since Lancelot's ability to seize other people's treasures can restrain Gilgamesh with the infinite treasure, it should also be able to resist the red Archer with the "infinite sword system".
However, in the final analysis, Kawashima Miao only played a defensive and backup role in this war, and it was a bit embarrassing for Walnut to directly ask his friends to go to the front line.
A Miao is different from Hu Tao in that she has no clear motivation for fighting, and only joins the war out of emotional solidarity with her best friend.
Because, the wish she intended to place on the Holy Grail—"I hope Uncle Kariya and Sakura will be happy" had already been fulfilled two years ago.
For Matou Kariya, the greatest happiness is to take Sakura away from the world where his old man exists, and to be picked up by his own brainless fan in another world.
(Hey, instead of bothering A Miao, I'd better ask Gilgamesh... Tsk, why can't I get around this guy!)
"Hey——Master, why do you have a sour face? You ruined all the rare beauties."
Seeing that Hu Tao buried her head and said nothing, Archer quickly stepped forward to meet her, with his lower body pinching her cheeks with both hands and gently pulling.
"Okay, okay, Miss, you won't lose a piece of meat if you smile. Although I am a useless heroic spirit, I will work hard for this rare encounter... Anyway, Miss, I will give up the invincible and invincible Hero King chose me? This is also a kindness of knowing you. See, miss, isn’t this reason for fighting much more noble?”
"I told you not to be poor..."
Hu Tao was teased by her heroic spirit, so angry and funny, but she couldn't bear to brush off his kindness in cheering her up. Just as she was about to raise her hand to push him away and walk upstairs, her outstretched hand suddenly froze in mid-air.
"Ar...cher..."
"...Well, what's the matter, miss? Your face is so red, you are really innocent. You are obviously at this age."
"Ar...Archer, you idiot, get out of the way---!!!"
Before the walnut roared, several slimy tentacles swept over from behind the green heroic spirit, but before they could wrap around his arm, walnut chopped off with a long knife.
The archer immediately restrained his pissed-off smile, turned around quickly, set up the crossbow in his right hand, and aimed the arrow at the target who swung the tentacle whip at him.
"Hey, hey, isn't it... I said, uncle, a man who pesters you will be hated by girls, right?"
"..."
Standing in the dense night, it was the Marshal of the French Army in a black robe and holding a magic book in human skin.
However, Caster's expression was somewhat strange at this time.Although he still pursued the figure of Hu Tao holding the sword with fanatical and longing eyes, his attention was divided half to the young man in green beside her—that was completely opposite to the sight he cast on Hu Nuo, full of curse and anger. Sen cold eyes of hatred.
"Ah... I understand, I understand! Joan of Arc, are you in this world not a heroic spirit but a human body... I see, so it is, and in different worlds, the way of meeting is ever-changing! But don't worry, Even though our existences are different, my heart for my holy girl is always the same..."
"Well, my name is Hutao. And your ability to deceive yourself is too powerful."
"—But Joan of Arc!! Why, why did you choose to devote yourself to the Holy Grail War and meet the dead in the history books, but you didn't choose me as your partner?! Aren't we comrades who once fought side by side?! Could it be Haven't we entrusted our backs to each other?! Could it be that I—this Gilles de Ray—is not your only loyal follower in this world who can pay you with your life!!"
"Well, I don't think it will be you."
"——Why Joan!! Why didn't I choose this humble man!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhseal…) How shamelessly he touches your holy man with those filthy hands.” Your face, as bright and flawless as the moon... is unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable! Joan of Arc, step aside from there, I will remove this man from your side right now—”
"Wow...Master, I have to look at you with admiration. So you are such a charming young lady?"
Caster's harsh curses had no effect on the green-clothed hero. He still put his hand without the crossbow on Walnut's shoulders to stop her from rushing forward, and even whistled sarcastically.
"I've only heard that a woman's jealousy can kill people, but now it seems that the jealousy of a man who has lost his love is scary enough."
"That's a man who was driven crazy by a broken relationship, don't mess around."
Walnut said in a low voice with a sullen face.
"However, his definition of you as a little traitor is pretty accurate...Archer, don't tell me you're born with a reversed face?"
"Stop teasing me Master, have you ever seen a more innocent face than mine, huh?"
"I've seen a lot."
While replying, Hu Tao jumped out from behind the archer, holding the handle of the knife tightly with both hands, ready to fight.
"My self-esteem has been hurt by you again, Miss, you are a ghost girl who makes men all over the world cry."
"Men in the world will not be happy to be represented by a villager like you."
"...Tch, I'm a villager, sorry, villager. Wait and see, miss, I'll help you get rid of this great nobleman right now, so you don't have any complaints, right? Relax Master, we are here How many times can we meet fanatical suitors in the Holy Grail War? After this time, the future situation cannot be worse than the present—”
The green heroic spirit who was still full of ridicule did not finish speaking.
"—Ah, Dana Dana! Finally ~~~~~ finally caught up!! Dana is true, as soon as she sees the girl she likes, she immediately chases after her. Occasionally, you should also consider my foot strength?... Huh... ...huh..."
"Oh, I'm sorry Ryunosuke, I got excited at the moment... But don't worry, I definitely don't mean to leave you behind! It's just that I can't restrain myself after seeing the saint girl I haven't seen for a long time... Ah, this is really a gift from fate Miracle!"
(...no, the miracle of your eyesight.)
While walnut complained silently in his heart, he stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes with his own heroic spirit who was also speechless.
"Aha, although I've heard Dana talk about it many times, this is the first time we've met like this. Well, what's your name...Miss Zhende, right? Dana really likes you so much~~~~~ It made me curious! Ah, don't show such a defensive expression. Don't worry, I won't shoot the person I like, really!!"
A cheerful, good-natured young man full of smiles, but also a vicious perverted murderer, the master of Caster in the Two-dimensional story—Ryunosuke Uzo, walked out from the corner of the street alive, enthusiastic and natural He waved his hand and greeted Hu Tao.
walnut:"…………"
Green Archer: "..."
"...Fxxkhismother."
After being dazed for a while, Hu Tao cursed in a low voice in Italian English.
"Darling, there are really worse situations..."
18 Act [-] The oldest spectator king in history
"...Master. Hello, Master."
"........."
"Master, wake up, it's time to return to reality."
"…………call…………"
"...Hey, Yuu. Give me enough time."
In the study room of a [-]th-floor resident of a high-end apartment, a heroic spirit in red with a cold black face projected a male and female double blade, and mercilessly hit the tall and slender woman lying leisurely on the "Reality Time Travel Experience Apparatus" with the back of the knife... Induction helmet on.
"...!"
The woman's body was shaken on the spot by the beating, and immediately swept away her previous dullness, she raised her hand impatiently and waved away the pair of swords of the heroic spirit, and pulled up the mask.
"Archer, what are you doing so well? If you break this thing, it will be very expensive to buy again."
The face revealed under the helmet is not the swollen eye sockets and lax eyes that are common in two-dimensional dead houses, but a beautiful face with almond eyes and willow eyebrows, well-maintained, a living sample of a white-collar beauty.
"——Master, the work failed. Caster used a large number of monsters as a cover, and took the opportunity to escape from my range. Although it caused considerable damage to that guy, it still failed to give him a fatal blow."
Ignoring his Master's complaints, Heroic Emiya began to report the battle situation in a calm to almost indifferent tone.
"Oh, really."
The woman responded in a colder tone than he did, and then pulled down the mask she had just opened again.
"Then...continue to watch outside, Archer. If there are enemies, you don't need to ask for instructions, just deal with them directly. You are allowed to release the Noble Phantasm. Ace and I are doing business, so don't disturb me for now."
"...You've clearly misunderstood your business, Master. And who is Ace?"
"One of my true loves..."
Maintaining the weird shape of her entire face hidden under the induction helmet, the woman spit out words without emotion.
"By the way, Archer, have you fought against the kid's Archer? How do you feel?"
"An annoying guy."
The red heroic spirit speaks out.
"Judging from the tactics chosen by that group tonight, they can use the most despicable means in battle without any worries. Although I have no right to criticize others, but the idea of letting a young female Master go to the front line as a bait I'm afraid I can't do it yet."
"Nonsense. I don't want to run outside and sweat all over. Of course, the commander must be stationed in the air-conditioned room to take care of the overall situation."
"...Master, you have no right to accuse others."
The young man helplessly spread his hands and shook his head, his back turned to the Master who was still lying on the instrument and refused to move.
"However, although I don't want to admit it...the master-slave pair should not only have the bond of 'despicable'."
"Ah, that's natural. After all, she is a former ace strategy player of the club, and Hu Tao is definitely a very discerning child. She made up her mind to give up the contract with the King of Heroes back then, how could she change to a servant who is nothing but despicable? ? At least that Archer has a handsome face... No, at the very least, mutual trust is indispensable."
The woman pursed her cherry lips and smiled sweetly, but her tone was tinged with pity.
"You think so? Shi Lang Jun."
The red Archer snorted softly, stood still in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and quietly turned around against the moonlight.
There was a slightly bitter sneer on his upright face, but it was indistinguishable because it was hidden in the shadows.
"Huh... I can't understand how to trust that kind of person. If that Archer's life is as you describe, Yuu, then in my opinion, his life is full of words like 'stupid, twisted, self-righteous' It’s true. With a mortal body delusionally playing the role of a hero, the miserable end caused by going his own way also matches his appearance of a loser.”
——That's what a "hero" deserves.
As if telling the profound tragedy engraved on this body, the man who was once called "Shirou Emiya" declared calmly.
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At this moment, the "First House Saint... (abbreviated below)" stronghold has exploded, and a nest of ants on the hot pot has been blown up.
"Ah——sneez!!!"
The heroic spirit in green who followed Himizaka Kurumi suddenly sniffled, bent down and sneezed hard.
"Archer, the situation is chaotic enough, please be quiet."
Hu Tao turned her face helplessly and whispered.
"It's not that I want to sneeze... A sneeze!! Damn, there must be someone who is talking bad about me behind my back, if I find out..."
"Archer, this is superstition."
Hu Tao was solemnly educating the heroic spirits to believe in science, when he was suddenly hit several times in a row on the back of his head by a clenched fist.
"—In the final analysis, isn't it you, Walnut, who caused this chaos?! What are you thinking about, bringing that dangerous person back to the hiding place, and obviously leading wolves into the house?"
"A Miao, it hurts..."
Hu Tao held her head in her hands, and looked at the angry girl in kimono behind her with blinking eyes.She knew that things were going to be bad, so she quickly pulled Kawashima Miao aside and bit her ear.
"Well, calm down first, there is a reason why things turned out like this... I brought Caster and the others back because..."
However, Caster's shriek mixed with trembling and joy came first again, giving Walnut the most perfect explanation of the situation ahead of time.
"Oh, oh, oh... Could this be the residence of Joan of Arc?! I... what an honor I am in this life, to be able to step into your place of residence! Joan of Arc, you have finally... experienced After a long period of chaos and catastrophe, you finally remembered me!! Oh, Joan—"
"Haha, I didn't expect to even invite me in. Dana's acquaintances are really kind~~ Oh, won't such unreasonable interruptions cause trouble?"
"Relax Ryunosuke, with Joan's broad mind, I will never reject God's people like you!!"
"... Well, this is the situation."
Hu Tao shrugged his shoulders, and hung the corners of his mouth with a half-smile.
A Miao just kept her hands behind her back and kept silent, her eyebrows twitched.
Then, this fairy-like classical beauty slightly parted her lips:
"Fxxkhis grandmother."
"What should we do next? It's too dangerous to let Caster and Ryunosuke roam the streets in this state. I don't want to see reports of missing children on the news every day."
Pretending not to hear her best friend’s gaffe remarks, after explaining the current situation, Hu Tao went straight to the next topic: how to deal with this pair of artists who are in love with each other—writing artists, reading as perverts or lunatics.
"Do you want them to stay?"
Miaotou also flew a white eye.
"Forget it, I don't want to see the report of 'several strange and artistic corpses found in a certain apartment'... Ah, I probably won't see it by then, you and I will both."
"But he thinks I'm Joan of Arc..."
"Have you forgotten the way he expresses his true love? The marshal especially likes to play tentacle PLAY with Joan of Arc, and he's a group P."
"That's because he thought Joan had forgotten him."
Walnut interjected.
"Do you remember him, Jeanne?"
"That... A Miao, forgive me for making my own claims, but I actually..."
Hu Tao's eyes flickered, and he rarely spoke incoherently.
"Wait." Seeing this, Miao became alert, and immediately leaned over and grabbed Hu Tao's slightly trembling arm, "Hu Tao, although you have always been a fool, I don't think you should be so stupid... You, Are you going to admit that you are..."
"Yes, yes, I admit that I am..."
Walnut swallowed violently with all her strength.
"...the reincarnation of Joan of Arc."
Kawashima Miao: "………………………………………………What?"
…………
After that, Hu Tao spent tens of minutes explaining to her girlfriends the big lie that she had concocted on the spur of the moment, euphemistically calling it a unified caliber to prevent fraud.
For example: In this life, she invested in the Eastern reincarnation system and was born as a Japanese girl, but she still kept the brilliant blond hair in her previous life, which was the proof that she was the reincarnation of Joan of Arc.
For example: she lost most of the memories of her previous life during the reincarnation process, and the only thing she remembered was some fragmented fragments; and what was clearer than anything was the kind face of Gilles de Léchine. (When Walnut recited this sentence, Miao Kawashima bent down and began to retch.)
For example: She pursued the Holy Grail in order to realize her wish to meet Jill again. At this time, this long-cherished wish has been fulfilled, and she only hopes to work hand in hand with her former comrades-in-arms to win the Holy Grail and give Jill a physical body. Introduce) to live happily in this world together...
……
Of course, what trampled A Miao's worldview the most was the last fact that Walnut revealed:
——Caster believed all of the above-mentioned "for example" that was too weird to add.
After Miao Kawashima endured the nausea and listened to everything, before she had time to half-cover her mouth to speak, Lancelot who was accompanying her frowned and said bluntly:
"Master Himisaka, don't you feel a pang of conscience when you use such lies to deal with the other party's true feelings?"
"Uh, so to speak, my chest does feel a little stuffy... This is unscientific, do I still have a conscience?"
"...No, I think you are disgusted by yourself."
Miao calmly pointed out.
"Since you made up your words for this purpose, it seems that you are determined to take them in?"
"..."
Walnut didn't answer, stared blankly at the empty ceiling and fell into silence.
After a brief questioning, she learned that Ryunosuke Uyuu was involved in the space-time vortex before the Fourth Holy Grail War, and he didn't know anything about the magic world at that time.Perhaps it is the dislocation caused by the fusion of time and space. Ryunosuke did not arrive in this world two years ago like Kariya and Sakura, but appeared in the three-dimensional dimension a week ago, and brushed it in an Internet cafe three days ago. After playing the Fate online game, the blue-bearded old man was summoned again.
Needless to say, this is another rare event comparable to astronomical probability.
Probably because the Holy Grail is abnormal in the first place, and its miracles often happen to abnormal humans.
In addition, perhaps because Ryunosuke's magic lineage is thinner than others and he has never received any training, his memory has some confusion in the process of traveling through time and space-he doesn't seem to remember that he was a sinful murderer up.But considering the nature of this optimistic and good young man, if the potential criminals are left alone like this, Hu Tao, as a law-abiding modern citizen, will feel a little bit uneasy... Even though she keeps saying that she has no such thing as a conscience, she still can't do it An act of disregard for public safety.
In any case, leading wolves into the house is better than the situation Saber encountered in the past.The consequences of the King of Knights resolutely rejecting Caster's courtship are still in sight, and Walnut has no choice but to reserve a way out for herself.
"At this stage, Caster poses no obvious danger to us."
When Hu Tao said this, he glanced at the green Archer a little nervously - his heroic spirit has been completely judged by the other party as a rival in love. Even after the nonsense just now, Caster's hostility towards Robin Hood still has not disappeared.If it is said that this group of masters and slaves will pose a threat to their own side, the only one who may be killed by love is the green Archer.
"Besides, the reason why they came to this world is all caused by me. In order to prevent them from causing damage to the order here, I should also take the responsibility of supervision and management."
"Hu Tao just likes to take care of everything..."
Miao sighed like admitting defeat, his tone was much more relaxed than before.
"Forget it, now is not the time to worry about one or two stalkers. Walnut, while you are busy collecting the harem all over the street—"
"—I didn't do that kind of thing, my Darling and I almost got takoyaki by an African guy tonight—"
"—Okay, shut up and listen to me. Just when you and your Darling were kissing and pressing down the road, the little boy you invited home today went out alone looking for death."
Faced with A Miao's abrupt topic change, Hu Tao couldn't help being taken aback.
"Wait, what happened to Izumo-kun?"
"It's 'the troublesome childhood sweetheart may be in danger', just in case I went to her house to take a look. Lancelot wanted to follow, but I stopped him. You and Archer are not here, in case there is an attack here, people It is not appropriate to settle our family of three."
"...I always feel that it's really a leak."
(Well, Izumo-kun should be fine.)
Walnut believes that Izumo, who is at least home management D, has no protagonist talent, and only treats him as an ordinary passerby who was involved innocently, so he didn't pay much attention to him.She turned to Caster, who lowered her head and waited for the arrangement, and Ryunosuke, who swaggered around the interior furnishings and made some (sound-absorbing) comments about decorative arts, and was about to ask them to designate rooms—
Boom, boom, boom! !
There was a loud and rapid knock on the door.
"Who is busy reincarnating in the middle of the night... Ah, maybe Izumo-kun is back. That stupid brat who didn't risk his life, I have to teach him a lesson."
Hu Tao complained a few words to herself, then turned around and walked towards the entrance.
However, the face of the young man she saw through the cat's eyes was completely unexpected.
"Brother, brother?! And——"
Walnut's first reaction was to back away from the door, crossing his arms across his chest in a defensive posture.Facts proved that her judgment was wise-the next second, with the blunt object hitting the door panel with a bang, the entire anti-theft door broke away from the door frame and flew inward.
"Wooah?!"
Due to the suddenness of the incident, most of the people present had no time to rush to rescue her. Only the heroic spirit in green who had been following closely behind Hu Tao grabbed her by the skirt and dragged her back violently. The two fell together under the impact of the explosion shock wave After several meters, he barely avoided the tragedy of being hit head-on by the gate.
"...cough, cough cough..."
Hu Tao raised his face from the smoke and dust on the ground, and without thinking of thanking the archers who fell to the ground like himself, he opened his throat and roared hysterically:
"—Gilgamesh, are you fucking trying to kill me?!!"
Before he finished speaking, Hu Tao, who was twisting his face and roaring, was hugged by the head of the tea-haired young man running towards him.
"Ah, it's Hu Tao, that's right... Hu Tao, are you alright, Hu Tao?! I heard this little brother said that you brought the strange old man back to the residence. Brother is really worried, very worried... too much Alright, Hu Tao, it’s great that you are still well dressed! I kept thinking on the way here, if you... if, if you encounter any accidents, and take some unhealthy wrong path, brother, what will I do to you? Parents explain...!! Woo, woo, walnut..."
... started to cry.
Seeing Sakafuyuki in the daytime, a dignified and eight-foot man who has turned twenty years old, he fell on his twin sister's shoulders like this, and wept sobbingly...
"Brother, you strangle me in pain, and I feel more humiliated than pain. Please get up."
Hu Tao tried to push his brother's forehead a few times, but it was ineffective, so he could only look up viciously at the real, second king, golden Pikachu Gilgamesh, who was looking down at him with a proud face.
"Master Gilgamesh, can you please explain? I will decide whether to kick you out based on the answer."
"Hmph, don't be so self-righteous as a bastard, if you can do it, give it a try."
The King of Heroes turned his nostrils to the sky, and snorted contemptuously.
"Where this king wants to meet and whom to say, it has nothing to do with you....Compared to this, you seem to enjoy it a lot?"
"……what?"
Hu Tao struggled to get out of his brother's arms, narrowing his eyes in bewilderment.
Although I have had little contact with Gilgamesh in the past few days, and my attitude towards him can't be called friendly, it is as normal as ever.No matter how she thought about it, she couldn't figure out what stupid thing she had done to annoy the Oldest King.
"Don't play dumb, bastard. That's what I've been talking to your brother about tonight."
Gilgamesh raised his chin proudly, and pouted at the green Archer who was protecting the walnut, and the Caster group who sat on the sofa without knowing what to do.
"Giving up the contract with me and joining forces with a mortal who is so weak is not counted. You even recruited such a dirty and lowly person who is not worthy of standing shoulder to shoulder with a hero. How far do you want to insult this king? "
Hu Tao was taken aback, and before she had time to blurt out "it's none of your business"——
"—— Hu Tao, this little brother said that you don't have a good eye for men. After getting rid of him as a tall, rich and handsome man, he changed several hangers. Now even a middle-aged man who has his own heart is brought home... Don't give up on yourself just because the relationship is not going well, girls must cherish themselves, if you have any difficulties, just talk to your brother!"
What Fuyuki yelled out in a crying voice was another version.
With a snap, Hu Tao broke his knuckles and made a crisp crackling sound.At the same time, a certain nerve called reason in her brain also made a loud cracking sound.
Then, the blond woman's Qiyun dantian screamed angrily——
"A... U... Wang... What did you instill in my only brother?!!"
19 Scene Nine The Forest of the Faceless
"...My lord, what are you trying to do?"
At least after dismissing his tearful brother (although his sadness was entirely due to a strange misunderstanding), Walnut sat down on the sofa again, yawning with folded arms.
In order to avoid another farce in the nest, Miao Kawashima pushed Caster and Ryunosuke by the back early and drove them upstairs.Now that the matter has come to this point, compared with the two oldest bullies in history who broke into the door, these two are simply considered safe roles.
Walnut originally wanted to drive away the tall, rich and handsome guy who is easy to irritate, but the green Archer said with a rare serious face, "You can't let the Master be alone with this kind of man", he insisted on staying in the living room, and bent over as a matter of course Squeezed and sat next to Walnut.
Sure enough, the moment Robin Hood sat down next to Walnut, the golden king who was crossing his legs on the opposite sofa showed another disgusted expression.
"...Have you figured out who you are, bastard?"
"You have to figure it out, Your Majesty."
The young man in green curled his lips into a frivolous smile.
"I'm a weak and incompetent human being. Then, Missy is also a human being. So, it's perfectly fitting for us to sit together like this?"
"……whispering sound."
The King of Heroes smacked his lips in resentment, and a glittering golden swirl floated by his hand.
"If you want to do something here, I can only invite you out immediately."
Walnut interjected coldly with a straight face.
"It's obviously a gangster who broke into the house, so it's really a big air... Tell me, sir, why are you dissatisfied with me this time?"
"Hmph, you really have the guts to ask this question. Ever since you summoned me to this world, have you done something that satisfies me? You are obviously a weak person who survived by relying on the majesty of this king, but now you want to Putting on airs in front of this king. After summoning the lowly Servant, have you become incapable of flattering yourself, Himizaka Kurumi?"
"If it's flattery to be obedient to you like Mr. Tokiomi, then it doesn't matter if you don't know the flattery. Anyway, the result is being stabbed in the kidney."
Walnut rolled his eyes expressionlessly.
Clap, clap, the green archers clapped their hands exaggeratedly.
"Gilgamesh, if you are dissatisfied with me because I plan to join forces with a heroic spirit like Caster, then I can understand—but I don't intend to listen to you either. I said it two years ago, I I only want to win the final victory, and it doesn’t matter how ugly the process is, if a noble king like you can’t accept it, leave as soon as possible. In fact, you did leave, didn’t you?”
Seeing Walnut's serious expression, Gilgamesh also resumed his lofty airs of the king.
"That crazy and depraved evil spirit is naturally one of the reasons. However, what this king is most dissatisfied with...is the low-key man beside you. What the hell is this guy? You rarely let him show his figure before, I witnessed your battle for the first time tonight, only to realize that you gave me up in exchange for such a ridiculously shabby and despicable man."
"Pfft."
The young man in green just smiled casually at the heroic king's blatant derogation and insult.
"Miss, you really are a ghost girl who makes men all over the world cry. Look, even the king who has three thousand beauties is jealous of you. Oh, what a Master that we can't bear for the lowly people, smoke You're just out of luck."
"...Do you want to change A Miao or Nanako? As long as Archer stays with us, I don't care about the name of a master and a slave."
Walnut gave him a focused look.
"How come. My lady is unique, and I don't want to give it to anyone.
"—Because you identified the wrong person."
Walnut muttered in a low voice expressionlessly.
"Pfft...haha, what a passionate confession, Master!"
Green Archer couldn't hold back a burst of hilarious laughter, and joked unscrupulously:
"Why, compared to a half-hearted mortal like me, why not hand you over to that infatuated suitor?"
"Archer, if you get too carried away, be careful that I will use the command spell to make you hurt yourself."
"Oh, you can't say that, Miss. Using command spells to make jokes may lead to a tragedy. Just look at Lu Luxiu."
"……cough!"
Walnut choked in his throat with a mouthful of saliva:
"Cough, cough, cough... You are too quick to learn. Who is the Two-dimensional character?"
"Haha, this is all thanks to the eldest lady's good teaching~"
"I didn't teach you that stuff!"
……
The two joked all the way back to the stronghold, and Archer put her back on the ground under Hu Tao's strong request, and folded his arms with some unfinished thoughts.
"Ah~ ah, it would be better if the miss ran a little longer... With the weight of the miss, I won't be tired after running for a long time with you."
"Young poor. Fortunately, I ran into a blind person tonight. If I didn't escape just now, you and I should be talking poorly in that world by now."
Recalling the scene when he was suppressed by another archer just now, Hu Tao waved his hand in anger, complaining secretly in his heart for his negligence.
(——Sure enough, it’s better to ask Gilgamesh to help before someone messes around... Tsk, if possible, I don’t want to bother him.)
"That's no way Master, the place we're going to after we die is different, and we won't be able to talk like that then."
Completely forgetting the critical situation a moment ago, the green-clothed youth interrupted briskly.But at this point, as if he suddenly realized something, that bright smile was suddenly cast a shadow.
"...That's right. If you die, you won't be able to talk to the eldest lady like this. No, no, we still have to win."
"Please work on a nobler cause."
Hu Tao was not at all moved by Servant's sincere confession, and bit her lips tightly to sulk.
Although as far as the result is concerned, this night battle solved an Assassin killing chickens and monkeys, and their own master and slave were not harmed; however, in terms of momentum, Walnut and Archer were firmly suppressed by another sniper.
In addition, Saber, who originally wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible, failed to catch it, and instead provoked Saber's admirer No. [-]... Tonight's action is really not worth the candle.
The next plan is even more troublesome: even if they encounter the red Archer again, the difference in ability between the two heroic spirits is still there - the archers who are also long-range sniper, naturally the side with the longer bow and arrow and the melee bonus wins. The soy sauce character that the original author didn't even give a big move is irresistible.
In a word, although I am very unwilling... my heroic spirit really cannot defeat that African man in red.
Considering that I still have the support of my girlfriends, it is the safest choice to hand over the frontal attack to the Berserker team at this time.Since Lancelot's ability to seize other people's treasures can restrain Gilgamesh with the infinite treasure, it should also be able to resist the red Archer with the "infinite sword system".
However, in the final analysis, Kawashima Miao only played a defensive and backup role in this war, and it was a bit embarrassing for Walnut to directly ask his friends to go to the front line.
A Miao is different from Hu Tao in that she has no clear motivation for fighting, and only joins the war out of emotional solidarity with her best friend.
Because, the wish she intended to place on the Holy Grail—"I hope Uncle Kariya and Sakura will be happy" had already been fulfilled two years ago.
For Matou Kariya, the greatest happiness is to take Sakura away from the world where his old man exists, and to be picked up by his own brainless fan in another world.
(Hey, instead of bothering A Miao, I'd better ask Gilgamesh... Tsk, why can't I get around this guy!)
"Hey——Master, why do you have a sour face? You ruined all the rare beauties."
Seeing that Hu Tao buried her head and said nothing, Archer quickly stepped forward to meet her, with his lower body pinching her cheeks with both hands and gently pulling.
"Okay, okay, Miss, you won't lose a piece of meat if you smile. Although I am a useless heroic spirit, I will work hard for this rare encounter... Anyway, Miss, I will give up the invincible and invincible Hero King chose me? This is also a kindness of knowing you. See, miss, isn’t this reason for fighting much more noble?”
"I told you not to be poor..."
Hu Tao was teased by her heroic spirit, so angry and funny, but she couldn't bear to brush off his kindness in cheering her up. Just as she was about to raise her hand to push him away and walk upstairs, her outstretched hand suddenly froze in mid-air.
"Ar...cher..."
"...Well, what's the matter, miss? Your face is so red, you are really innocent. You are obviously at this age."
"Ar...Archer, you idiot, get out of the way---!!!"
Before the walnut roared, several slimy tentacles swept over from behind the green heroic spirit, but before they could wrap around his arm, walnut chopped off with a long knife.
The archer immediately restrained his pissed-off smile, turned around quickly, set up the crossbow in his right hand, and aimed the arrow at the target who swung the tentacle whip at him.
"Hey, hey, isn't it... I said, uncle, a man who pesters you will be hated by girls, right?"
"..."
Standing in the dense night, it was the Marshal of the French Army in a black robe and holding a magic book in human skin.
However, Caster's expression was somewhat strange at this time.Although he still pursued the figure of Hu Tao holding the sword with fanatical and longing eyes, his attention was divided half to the young man in green beside her—that was completely opposite to the sight he cast on Hu Nuo, full of curse and anger. Sen cold eyes of hatred.
"Ah... I understand, I understand! Joan of Arc, are you in this world not a heroic spirit but a human body... I see, so it is, and in different worlds, the way of meeting is ever-changing! But don't worry, Even though our existences are different, my heart for my holy girl is always the same..."
"Well, my name is Hutao. And your ability to deceive yourself is too powerful."
"—But Joan of Arc!! Why, why did you choose to devote yourself to the Holy Grail War and meet the dead in the history books, but you didn't choose me as your partner?! Aren't we comrades who once fought side by side?! Could it be Haven't we entrusted our backs to each other?! Could it be that I—this Gilles de Ray—is not your only loyal follower in this world who can pay you with your life!!"
"Well, I don't think it will be you."
"——Why Joan!! Why didn't I choose this humble man!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhseal…) How shamelessly he touches your holy man with those filthy hands.” Your face, as bright and flawless as the moon... is unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable! Joan of Arc, step aside from there, I will remove this man from your side right now—”
"Wow...Master, I have to look at you with admiration. So you are such a charming young lady?"
Caster's harsh curses had no effect on the green-clothed hero. He still put his hand without the crossbow on Walnut's shoulders to stop her from rushing forward, and even whistled sarcastically.
"I've only heard that a woman's jealousy can kill people, but now it seems that the jealousy of a man who has lost his love is scary enough."
"That's a man who was driven crazy by a broken relationship, don't mess around."
Walnut said in a low voice with a sullen face.
"However, his definition of you as a little traitor is pretty accurate...Archer, don't tell me you're born with a reversed face?"
"Stop teasing me Master, have you ever seen a more innocent face than mine, huh?"
"I've seen a lot."
While replying, Hu Tao jumped out from behind the archer, holding the handle of the knife tightly with both hands, ready to fight.
"My self-esteem has been hurt by you again, Miss, you are a ghost girl who makes men all over the world cry."
"Men in the world will not be happy to be represented by a villager like you."
"...Tch, I'm a villager, sorry, villager. Wait and see, miss, I'll help you get rid of this great nobleman right now, so you don't have any complaints, right? Relax Master, we are here How many times can we meet fanatical suitors in the Holy Grail War? After this time, the future situation cannot be worse than the present—”
The green heroic spirit who was still full of ridicule did not finish speaking.
"—Ah, Dana Dana! Finally ~~~~~ finally caught up!! Dana is true, as soon as she sees the girl she likes, she immediately chases after her. Occasionally, you should also consider my foot strength?... Huh... ...huh..."
"Oh, I'm sorry Ryunosuke, I got excited at the moment... But don't worry, I definitely don't mean to leave you behind! It's just that I can't restrain myself after seeing the saint girl I haven't seen for a long time... Ah, this is really a gift from fate Miracle!"
(...no, the miracle of your eyesight.)
While walnut complained silently in his heart, he stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes with his own heroic spirit who was also speechless.
"Aha, although I've heard Dana talk about it many times, this is the first time we've met like this. Well, what's your name...Miss Zhende, right? Dana really likes you so much~~~~~ It made me curious! Ah, don't show such a defensive expression. Don't worry, I won't shoot the person I like, really!!"
A cheerful, good-natured young man full of smiles, but also a vicious perverted murderer, the master of Caster in the Two-dimensional story—Ryunosuke Uzo, walked out from the corner of the street alive, enthusiastic and natural He waved his hand and greeted Hu Tao.
walnut:"…………"
Green Archer: "..."
"...Fxxkhismother."
After being dazed for a while, Hu Tao cursed in a low voice in Italian English.
"Darling, there are really worse situations..."
18 Act [-] The oldest spectator king in history
"...Master. Hello, Master."
"........."
"Master, wake up, it's time to return to reality."
"…………call…………"
"...Hey, Yuu. Give me enough time."
In the study room of a [-]th-floor resident of a high-end apartment, a heroic spirit in red with a cold black face projected a male and female double blade, and mercilessly hit the tall and slender woman lying leisurely on the "Reality Time Travel Experience Apparatus" with the back of the knife... Induction helmet on.
"...!"
The woman's body was shaken on the spot by the beating, and immediately swept away her previous dullness, she raised her hand impatiently and waved away the pair of swords of the heroic spirit, and pulled up the mask.
"Archer, what are you doing so well? If you break this thing, it will be very expensive to buy again."
The face revealed under the helmet is not the swollen eye sockets and lax eyes that are common in two-dimensional dead houses, but a beautiful face with almond eyes and willow eyebrows, well-maintained, a living sample of a white-collar beauty.
"——Master, the work failed. Caster used a large number of monsters as a cover, and took the opportunity to escape from my range. Although it caused considerable damage to that guy, it still failed to give him a fatal blow."
Ignoring his Master's complaints, Heroic Emiya began to report the battle situation in a calm to almost indifferent tone.
"Oh, really."
The woman responded in a colder tone than he did, and then pulled down the mask she had just opened again.
"Then...continue to watch outside, Archer. If there are enemies, you don't need to ask for instructions, just deal with them directly. You are allowed to release the Noble Phantasm. Ace and I are doing business, so don't disturb me for now."
"...You've clearly misunderstood your business, Master. And who is Ace?"
"One of my true loves..."
Maintaining the weird shape of her entire face hidden under the induction helmet, the woman spit out words without emotion.
"By the way, Archer, have you fought against the kid's Archer? How do you feel?"
"An annoying guy."
The red heroic spirit speaks out.
"Judging from the tactics chosen by that group tonight, they can use the most despicable means in battle without any worries. Although I have no right to criticize others, but the idea of letting a young female Master go to the front line as a bait I'm afraid I can't do it yet."
"Nonsense. I don't want to run outside and sweat all over. Of course, the commander must be stationed in the air-conditioned room to take care of the overall situation."
"...Master, you have no right to accuse others."
The young man helplessly spread his hands and shook his head, his back turned to the Master who was still lying on the instrument and refused to move.
"However, although I don't want to admit it...the master-slave pair should not only have the bond of 'despicable'."
"Ah, that's natural. After all, she is a former ace strategy player of the club, and Hu Tao is definitely a very discerning child. She made up her mind to give up the contract with the King of Heroes back then, how could she change to a servant who is nothing but despicable? ? At least that Archer has a handsome face... No, at the very least, mutual trust is indispensable."
The woman pursed her cherry lips and smiled sweetly, but her tone was tinged with pity.
"You think so? Shi Lang Jun."
The red Archer snorted softly, stood still in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and quietly turned around against the moonlight.
There was a slightly bitter sneer on his upright face, but it was indistinguishable because it was hidden in the shadows.
"Huh... I can't understand how to trust that kind of person. If that Archer's life is as you describe, Yuu, then in my opinion, his life is full of words like 'stupid, twisted, self-righteous' It’s true. With a mortal body delusionally playing the role of a hero, the miserable end caused by going his own way also matches his appearance of a loser.”
——That's what a "hero" deserves.
As if telling the profound tragedy engraved on this body, the man who was once called "Shirou Emiya" declared calmly.
——————————————————————————————————————
At this moment, the "First House Saint... (abbreviated below)" stronghold has exploded, and a nest of ants on the hot pot has been blown up.
"Ah——sneez!!!"
The heroic spirit in green who followed Himizaka Kurumi suddenly sniffled, bent down and sneezed hard.
"Archer, the situation is chaotic enough, please be quiet."
Hu Tao turned her face helplessly and whispered.
"It's not that I want to sneeze... A sneeze!! Damn, there must be someone who is talking bad about me behind my back, if I find out..."
"Archer, this is superstition."
Hu Tao was solemnly educating the heroic spirits to believe in science, when he was suddenly hit several times in a row on the back of his head by a clenched fist.
"—In the final analysis, isn't it you, Walnut, who caused this chaos?! What are you thinking about, bringing that dangerous person back to the hiding place, and obviously leading wolves into the house?"
"A Miao, it hurts..."
Hu Tao held her head in her hands, and looked at the angry girl in kimono behind her with blinking eyes.She knew that things were going to be bad, so she quickly pulled Kawashima Miao aside and bit her ear.
"Well, calm down first, there is a reason why things turned out like this... I brought Caster and the others back because..."
However, Caster's shriek mixed with trembling and joy came first again, giving Walnut the most perfect explanation of the situation ahead of time.
"Oh, oh, oh... Could this be the residence of Joan of Arc?! I... what an honor I am in this life, to be able to step into your place of residence! Joan of Arc, you have finally... experienced After a long period of chaos and catastrophe, you finally remembered me!! Oh, Joan—"
"Haha, I didn't expect to even invite me in. Dana's acquaintances are really kind~~ Oh, won't such unreasonable interruptions cause trouble?"
"Relax Ryunosuke, with Joan's broad mind, I will never reject God's people like you!!"
"... Well, this is the situation."
Hu Tao shrugged his shoulders, and hung the corners of his mouth with a half-smile.
A Miao just kept her hands behind her back and kept silent, her eyebrows twitched.
Then, this fairy-like classical beauty slightly parted her lips:
"Fxxkhis grandmother."
"What should we do next? It's too dangerous to let Caster and Ryunosuke roam the streets in this state. I don't want to see reports of missing children on the news every day."
Pretending not to hear her best friend’s gaffe remarks, after explaining the current situation, Hu Tao went straight to the next topic: how to deal with this pair of artists who are in love with each other—writing artists, reading as perverts or lunatics.
"Do you want them to stay?"
Miaotou also flew a white eye.
"Forget it, I don't want to see the report of 'several strange and artistic corpses found in a certain apartment'... Ah, I probably won't see it by then, you and I will both."
"But he thinks I'm Joan of Arc..."
"Have you forgotten the way he expresses his true love? The marshal especially likes to play tentacle PLAY with Joan of Arc, and he's a group P."
"That's because he thought Joan had forgotten him."
Walnut interjected.
"Do you remember him, Jeanne?"
"That... A Miao, forgive me for making my own claims, but I actually..."
Hu Tao's eyes flickered, and he rarely spoke incoherently.
"Wait." Seeing this, Miao became alert, and immediately leaned over and grabbed Hu Tao's slightly trembling arm, "Hu Tao, although you have always been a fool, I don't think you should be so stupid... You, Are you going to admit that you are..."
"Yes, yes, I admit that I am..."
Walnut swallowed violently with all her strength.
"...the reincarnation of Joan of Arc."
Kawashima Miao: "………………………………………………What?"
…………
After that, Hu Tao spent tens of minutes explaining to her girlfriends the big lie that she had concocted on the spur of the moment, euphemistically calling it a unified caliber to prevent fraud.
For example: In this life, she invested in the Eastern reincarnation system and was born as a Japanese girl, but she still kept the brilliant blond hair in her previous life, which was the proof that she was the reincarnation of Joan of Arc.
For example: she lost most of the memories of her previous life during the reincarnation process, and the only thing she remembered was some fragmented fragments; and what was clearer than anything was the kind face of Gilles de Léchine. (When Walnut recited this sentence, Miao Kawashima bent down and began to retch.)
For example: She pursued the Holy Grail in order to realize her wish to meet Jill again. At this time, this long-cherished wish has been fulfilled, and she only hopes to work hand in hand with her former comrades-in-arms to win the Holy Grail and give Jill a physical body. Introduce) to live happily in this world together...
……
Of course, what trampled A Miao's worldview the most was the last fact that Walnut revealed:
——Caster believed all of the above-mentioned "for example" that was too weird to add.
After Miao Kawashima endured the nausea and listened to everything, before she had time to half-cover her mouth to speak, Lancelot who was accompanying her frowned and said bluntly:
"Master Himisaka, don't you feel a pang of conscience when you use such lies to deal with the other party's true feelings?"
"Uh, so to speak, my chest does feel a little stuffy... This is unscientific, do I still have a conscience?"
"...No, I think you are disgusted by yourself."
Miao calmly pointed out.
"Since you made up your words for this purpose, it seems that you are determined to take them in?"
"..."
Walnut didn't answer, stared blankly at the empty ceiling and fell into silence.
After a brief questioning, she learned that Ryunosuke Uyuu was involved in the space-time vortex before the Fourth Holy Grail War, and he didn't know anything about the magic world at that time.Perhaps it is the dislocation caused by the fusion of time and space. Ryunosuke did not arrive in this world two years ago like Kariya and Sakura, but appeared in the three-dimensional dimension a week ago, and brushed it in an Internet cafe three days ago. After playing the Fate online game, the blue-bearded old man was summoned again.
Needless to say, this is another rare event comparable to astronomical probability.
Probably because the Holy Grail is abnormal in the first place, and its miracles often happen to abnormal humans.
In addition, perhaps because Ryunosuke's magic lineage is thinner than others and he has never received any training, his memory has some confusion in the process of traveling through time and space-he doesn't seem to remember that he was a sinful murderer up.But considering the nature of this optimistic and good young man, if the potential criminals are left alone like this, Hu Tao, as a law-abiding modern citizen, will feel a little bit uneasy... Even though she keeps saying that she has no such thing as a conscience, she still can't do it An act of disregard for public safety.
In any case, leading wolves into the house is better than the situation Saber encountered in the past.The consequences of the King of Knights resolutely rejecting Caster's courtship are still in sight, and Walnut has no choice but to reserve a way out for herself.
"At this stage, Caster poses no obvious danger to us."
When Hu Tao said this, he glanced at the green Archer a little nervously - his heroic spirit has been completely judged by the other party as a rival in love. Even after the nonsense just now, Caster's hostility towards Robin Hood still has not disappeared.If it is said that this group of masters and slaves will pose a threat to their own side, the only one who may be killed by love is the green Archer.
"Besides, the reason why they came to this world is all caused by me. In order to prevent them from causing damage to the order here, I should also take the responsibility of supervision and management."
"Hu Tao just likes to take care of everything..."
Miao sighed like admitting defeat, his tone was much more relaxed than before.
"Forget it, now is not the time to worry about one or two stalkers. Walnut, while you are busy collecting the harem all over the street—"
"—I didn't do that kind of thing, my Darling and I almost got takoyaki by an African guy tonight—"
"—Okay, shut up and listen to me. Just when you and your Darling were kissing and pressing down the road, the little boy you invited home today went out alone looking for death."
Faced with A Miao's abrupt topic change, Hu Tao couldn't help being taken aback.
"Wait, what happened to Izumo-kun?"
"It's 'the troublesome childhood sweetheart may be in danger', just in case I went to her house to take a look. Lancelot wanted to follow, but I stopped him. You and Archer are not here, in case there is an attack here, people It is not appropriate to settle our family of three."
"...I always feel that it's really a leak."
(Well, Izumo-kun should be fine.)
Walnut believes that Izumo, who is at least home management D, has no protagonist talent, and only treats him as an ordinary passerby who was involved innocently, so he didn't pay much attention to him.She turned to Caster, who lowered her head and waited for the arrangement, and Ryunosuke, who swaggered around the interior furnishings and made some (sound-absorbing) comments about decorative arts, and was about to ask them to designate rooms—
Boom, boom, boom! !
There was a loud and rapid knock on the door.
"Who is busy reincarnating in the middle of the night... Ah, maybe Izumo-kun is back. That stupid brat who didn't risk his life, I have to teach him a lesson."
Hu Tao complained a few words to herself, then turned around and walked towards the entrance.
However, the face of the young man she saw through the cat's eyes was completely unexpected.
"Brother, brother?! And——"
Walnut's first reaction was to back away from the door, crossing his arms across his chest in a defensive posture.Facts proved that her judgment was wise-the next second, with the blunt object hitting the door panel with a bang, the entire anti-theft door broke away from the door frame and flew inward.
"Wooah?!"
Due to the suddenness of the incident, most of the people present had no time to rush to rescue her. Only the heroic spirit in green who had been following closely behind Hu Tao grabbed her by the skirt and dragged her back violently. The two fell together under the impact of the explosion shock wave After several meters, he barely avoided the tragedy of being hit head-on by the gate.
"...cough, cough cough..."
Hu Tao raised his face from the smoke and dust on the ground, and without thinking of thanking the archers who fell to the ground like himself, he opened his throat and roared hysterically:
"—Gilgamesh, are you fucking trying to kill me?!!"
Before he finished speaking, Hu Tao, who was twisting his face and roaring, was hugged by the head of the tea-haired young man running towards him.
"Ah, it's Hu Tao, that's right... Hu Tao, are you alright, Hu Tao?! I heard this little brother said that you brought the strange old man back to the residence. Brother is really worried, very worried... too much Alright, Hu Tao, it’s great that you are still well dressed! I kept thinking on the way here, if you... if, if you encounter any accidents, and take some unhealthy wrong path, brother, what will I do to you? Parents explain...!! Woo, woo, walnut..."
... started to cry.
Seeing Sakafuyuki in the daytime, a dignified and eight-foot man who has turned twenty years old, he fell on his twin sister's shoulders like this, and wept sobbingly...
"Brother, you strangle me in pain, and I feel more humiliated than pain. Please get up."
Hu Tao tried to push his brother's forehead a few times, but it was ineffective, so he could only look up viciously at the real, second king, golden Pikachu Gilgamesh, who was looking down at him with a proud face.
"Master Gilgamesh, can you please explain? I will decide whether to kick you out based on the answer."
"Hmph, don't be so self-righteous as a bastard, if you can do it, give it a try."
The King of Heroes turned his nostrils to the sky, and snorted contemptuously.
"Where this king wants to meet and whom to say, it has nothing to do with you....Compared to this, you seem to enjoy it a lot?"
"……what?"
Hu Tao struggled to get out of his brother's arms, narrowing his eyes in bewilderment.
Although I have had little contact with Gilgamesh in the past few days, and my attitude towards him can't be called friendly, it is as normal as ever.No matter how she thought about it, she couldn't figure out what stupid thing she had done to annoy the Oldest King.
"Don't play dumb, bastard. That's what I've been talking to your brother about tonight."
Gilgamesh raised his chin proudly, and pouted at the green Archer who was protecting the walnut, and the Caster group who sat on the sofa without knowing what to do.
"Giving up the contract with me and joining forces with a mortal who is so weak is not counted. You even recruited such a dirty and lowly person who is not worthy of standing shoulder to shoulder with a hero. How far do you want to insult this king? "
Hu Tao was taken aback, and before she had time to blurt out "it's none of your business"——
"—— Hu Tao, this little brother said that you don't have a good eye for men. After getting rid of him as a tall, rich and handsome man, he changed several hangers. Now even a middle-aged man who has his own heart is brought home... Don't give up on yourself just because the relationship is not going well, girls must cherish themselves, if you have any difficulties, just talk to your brother!"
What Fuyuki yelled out in a crying voice was another version.
With a snap, Hu Tao broke his knuckles and made a crisp crackling sound.At the same time, a certain nerve called reason in her brain also made a loud cracking sound.
Then, the blond woman's Qiyun dantian screamed angrily——
"A... U... Wang... What did you instill in my only brother?!!"
19 Scene Nine The Forest of the Faceless
"...My lord, what are you trying to do?"
At least after dismissing his tearful brother (although his sadness was entirely due to a strange misunderstanding), Walnut sat down on the sofa again, yawning with folded arms.
In order to avoid another farce in the nest, Miao Kawashima pushed Caster and Ryunosuke by the back early and drove them upstairs.Now that the matter has come to this point, compared with the two oldest bullies in history who broke into the door, these two are simply considered safe roles.
Walnut originally wanted to drive away the tall, rich and handsome guy who is easy to irritate, but the green Archer said with a rare serious face, "You can't let the Master be alone with this kind of man", he insisted on staying in the living room, and bent over as a matter of course Squeezed and sat next to Walnut.
Sure enough, the moment Robin Hood sat down next to Walnut, the golden king who was crossing his legs on the opposite sofa showed another disgusted expression.
"...Have you figured out who you are, bastard?"
"You have to figure it out, Your Majesty."
The young man in green curled his lips into a frivolous smile.
"I'm a weak and incompetent human being. Then, Missy is also a human being. So, it's perfectly fitting for us to sit together like this?"
"……whispering sound."
The King of Heroes smacked his lips in resentment, and a glittering golden swirl floated by his hand.
"If you want to do something here, I can only invite you out immediately."
Walnut interjected coldly with a straight face.
"It's obviously a gangster who broke into the house, so it's really a big air... Tell me, sir, why are you dissatisfied with me this time?"
"Hmph, you really have the guts to ask this question. Ever since you summoned me to this world, have you done something that satisfies me? You are obviously a weak person who survived by relying on the majesty of this king, but now you want to Putting on airs in front of this king. After summoning the lowly Servant, have you become incapable of flattering yourself, Himizaka Kurumi?"
"If it's flattery to be obedient to you like Mr. Tokiomi, then it doesn't matter if you don't know the flattery. Anyway, the result is being stabbed in the kidney."
Walnut rolled his eyes expressionlessly.
Clap, clap, the green archers clapped their hands exaggeratedly.
"Gilgamesh, if you are dissatisfied with me because I plan to join forces with a heroic spirit like Caster, then I can understand—but I don't intend to listen to you either. I said it two years ago, I I only want to win the final victory, and it doesn’t matter how ugly the process is, if a noble king like you can’t accept it, leave as soon as possible. In fact, you did leave, didn’t you?”
Seeing Walnut's serious expression, Gilgamesh also resumed his lofty airs of the king.
"That crazy and depraved evil spirit is naturally one of the reasons. However, what this king is most dissatisfied with...is the low-key man beside you. What the hell is this guy? You rarely let him show his figure before, I witnessed your battle for the first time tonight, only to realize that you gave me up in exchange for such a ridiculously shabby and despicable man."
"Pfft."
The young man in green just smiled casually at the heroic king's blatant derogation and insult.
"Miss, you really are a ghost girl who makes men all over the world cry. Look, even the king who has three thousand beauties is jealous of you. Oh, what a Master that we can't bear for the lowly people, smoke You're just out of luck."
"...Do you want to change A Miao or Nanako? As long as Archer stays with us, I don't care about the name of a master and a slave."
Walnut gave him a focused look.
"How come. My lady is unique, and I don't want to give it to anyone.
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