This female worm is arrogant [Zerg]

Yi Er has never touched such things as pregnancy test sticks, what he was holding was just a stick, and the instruction manual was not in his hand, so he could only follow the inference... urinated.

Watch as the window of the pregnancy test stick is gradually diluted by the spread of urine.

This... how to eat it?

Simply speaking, let Yi Er eat this thing, he can't eat it, unless there is a worm threatening him with Gu Zhen's life, he might eat it without thinking.

Thinking about it this way, Yi Er felt that if Gu Zhen didn't want to stay safely by his side, he wouldn't have eaten this thing... Immediately, he was moved and entangled.

Soon, Er returned.

Holding the pregnancy test stick, he gave Shu Chuan a bitter look.Then he handed the pregnancy test stick to Gu Zhen, and asked gently with red ears.

"Look...can you eat it?"

Gu Zhen took the pregnancy test stick and took a look.

First, it's a bar.

A bar means no children.

No?

Can the descendants of the old Chinese medicine practitioners overturn on such a small broken vein?impossible!

Gu Zhen didn't believe it, so he looked at the instruction manual and found... Although this is a bar, but its position means - pregnancy test failure?

"How did you test it?"

Not only did his ears turn red, even his handsome face was instantly pink, and he carefully pointed to the place with the red line.

"A little drop here... Are you... not enough to eat?"

Fuck you can't get enough.

Gu Zhen couldn't help but rolled his eyes with a smile, he was glad that he had ordered ahead of time and asked him to buy two, and quickly reached out to Shu Chuan for another one.

"He got it wrong, give me that one."

Shu Chuan took the pregnancy test stick that he had experienced in doubt, and replaced the one that had not been tested. He stood by and watched Gu Zhen teach Yi Er very carefully.

"It drips in from here. Did you see the opening? Then the urine will climb up the test strip. This testing process is required, not directly dripping in from the inspection window. Be careful not to touch water or..."

Baba, blah, blah, taught a lot, and after ensuring that Ill wouldn't make any mistakes again, Gu Zhen began to wait.

This wait is half an hour.

Gu Zhen turned around, turned around... Shu Chuan, who had been guarding beside him all the time, was a little confused, and peeled off another lollipop, wanting to eat it, but then remembered that Gu Zhen had used a lollipop just now. The sugar is a metaphor for the pregnancy test stick... I immediately wrapped the sugar wrapper back in disgust and put it back in my pocket.

Gu Zhen was not in the mood to look at him, and was full of thoughts about whether she was going to have a son.

It should be the son, right?There are no daughters in this world.

No, no, there is a daughter.Females are daughters and males are boys.

Anyway, he looks like a son!All sons!it's the same! ! !

No, no, it's not the same, the little females will be more energetic, and the little males... Looking at the way Il treats Urik with tenderness and tenderness, I can imagine that the same will be true for Zongbao in the future!

Doesn't that mean there are other 'male' competing for favor? !

The little female can bear it, after all, she is half a girl, but the little male can't!Absolutely can't divide his daughter-in-law with him!Neither can my son!

As Gu Zhen turned around, he was thinking about things in a messy manner, and finally thought of the most terrifying thing.

Bugs, will it be inherited that he has no mental power?

Farewell!It will be difficult to find a partner in the future! ! ! ! !

……

Half an hour later, when Gu Zhen had already thought that his mind was in a mess, Yi Er came back with a melancholy face, stood at the door, glared at Shu Chuan resentfully, and then asked Gu Zhen softly.

"My lord... can I have some water?"

Gu Zhen, who waited for half an hour and thought there was a result, turned out to be a problem, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Just treat the pregnancy test like a meal!Doesn't it have to be thick in order to ensure that the meal is exquisite? !

"You drink! You drink!"

Waiting for the result for half an hour, waiting for a lonely time, Gu Zhen, who was really anxious for an answer, couldn't help but slapped Yi Er on the table and growled...!

Yi Er was a little embarrassed, nodded repeatedly, and glared at Shu Chuan again, probably meaning that he had to leave again, warning him not to do anything to Gu Zhen.

Shu Chuan, who was stared at like this, couldn't eat sweets, and his mood gradually became unbeautiful, and he couldn't help being run on.

"Hurry up, your hero is very hungry, you can't urinate any more, I'll find another female to urinate. It seems that this lizard man is... whoever drinks the urine can be good to whoever, what a strange species , I don’t know if I ate Bie Chong’s pregnancy test stick, so I don’t want you anymore?”

"Get out." Yi Er picked up a vase by the window and threw it at him mercilessly!Then quickly find water to drink.

But Shu Chuan really didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and took the porcelain bottle that was enough to kill insects without any effort, and put it aside steadily.

He watched Il go to pick up the water and pour it into his belly, he thought about it, smiled, took out a few worm coins, handed them to the female worm inspector, and whispered: "You, take my token Go to the pharmacy that Il robbed just now, buy two more identical ones and bring them here."

"Yes." After the inspector took the worm money, he set off immediately.

In about ten minutes, the other two pregnancy test sticks were bought back.

Shu Chuan narrowed his eyes and took a closer look at the two pregnancy test sticks. They were indeed exactly the same as the ones in Yi Er's hands.

He looked around, as if looking for a target.

However, the surrounding females seemed to have seen through his thoughts, and walked away at the same time... using the back of their heads to imply that they did not want to be the experimental mate of the lizardman.

Until, a spectacled, elegant female in a black coat hurriedly walked in at the door, and he was carrying a bag. He was also looking around at this time, as if looking for someone.

Shu Chuan's eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered: "Go and ask, what is that one here for, come back and tell me."

"Yes."

The female insect inspector immediately went over to chat with the female insect wearing glasses.

It was Cang Lan who came.

He heard early in the morning that Gu Zhen was arrested by the Supervision Bureau. Of course he also knew that he was suspected of being a lizard man. He was working in a hospital and knocked over several bottles of medicine. Finally, he couldn't hold back and asked for leave to come and see look.

After understanding the matter, the inspector and Shu Chuan reported the purpose of the female insect and his friendship with Gu Zhen. He wanted to apply to see Gu Zhen and asked if he could see it.

"A friend? Or a doctor? Want to see him?" Isn't this just delivered to your door?

The corners of Shu Chuan's lips slowly curled up with evil, and he handed the pregnancy test stick to the female inspector: "If you want to see him, you can do a play, don't I teach you how to do it?"

The inspector understood and nodded immediately: "Okay!"

Then he turned around, went to Cang Lan with two pregnancy test sticks, and asked him: "I will take you to your friend in a moment, but I have encountered a little trouble, this thing... you can use it ?"

Cang Lan is a doctor, so she definitely doesn't know how to use a pregnancy test stick, so she took it and opened the outer package without even reading the instructions, just like Gu Zhen just now, she began to explain how to use it in detail.

However, this inspector may not have graduated from elementary school, so it is hard to say.

He pointed to the place where he shouldn't be dripping urine: "Is it here?"

Cang Lan pointed to the little white cotton part under the test window: "Here."

He pointed to another place: "Here?"

This finger is placed here... Can't understand?Cang Lan pointed her fingers and emphasized: "Here!!"

The inspector turned the pregnancy test stick around again: "Is that so?"

"No need! You can just pour it on the top. Isn't this the pose that is drawn for you in the manual?!"

Inspector: "How?"

Cang Lan: "???"

Maybe it's not that he didn't graduate from elementary school, it's that his IQ didn't meet the standard. ——How did you become an inspector?

In the end, the inspector saw that Cang Lan had gradually lost his patience, and realized that he seemed to be being tricked. He scratched his hair and explained with a smile.

"No, I'm really... I'm too nervous, otherwise, I happen to have two pregnancy test sticks here, can you help me? Which step do you do, which step do I do, okay?"

Cang Lan, who is very cleanliness and doesn't like to pee in the toilet with others, has rejection written in her eyes.

The female of the Supervision Bureau gave the final sweetness: "You know, the friend you want to meet is a lizard man. His current status is very dangerous, and it is absolutely impossible for him to be visited. If you do me this favor, I will give it to you later." You open the back door and let you go in to meet your friend, okay? No, I can find other females to help me..."

"Don't." Cang Lan immediately grabbed his wrist as he was about to leave.

Indeed, he is a doctor and knows a lot about medical treatment, but he is also an ordinary person in places other than hospitals, and he doesn't have any network to use.

Come over here and teach him how to test for pregnancy, just take off your pants and demonstrate.

After struggling for a while, Jiebi Lan gave in and nodded, reached out to take the pregnancy test stick, was led to the second floor, avoided Il who was waiting for the pregnancy test on the first floor, and went to other bathrooms for the test pregnant.

……

Five minutes later, the inspector came back. He took two pregnancy test sticks in his hand, one was Cang Lan's and the other was his own, and he handed them to Shu Chuan.

"..." Shu Chuan felt a little disgusted.

He took the pregnancy test stick with a plastic wrap, put the inspector's one into a bag and put it in his pocket, kept the one that belonged to Cang Lan, and raised his index finger to his lips, signaling that Only monitors are quiet.

"If you dare to speak out, I will feed your pregnancy test stick to that lizard man, and then order you to be rationed to him as an experimental spouse."

"No, no, no!!" The inspector immediately shook his head with surprise and disgust on his face, "I don't want to sleep with that kind of thing at night... I'll keep my mouth shut, don't worry!"

Seeing this disgusted expression, Shu Chuan sneered: "You don't even want to hug?"

"Yes." The inspector nodded and looked in the direction of the room where Gu Zhen was not far away, curled his lips in disgust: "Although it looks like a bug, I don't know if it has been remodeled, so I'm afraid it's not covered all over Green lump...who wants to hug her?"

Shu Chuan sneered, and looked at the bathroom on the first floor, who was circling around the door... It seemed that Yi Er was digesting the liquid quickly and was in a hurry for the second urine test.

"he thinks."

Just like what Yi Er said, everyone knows the truth that a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. The inspector knew that he couldn’t say more, so he immediately shut up and left quietly. I don't know what I was thinking about that pregnancy test stick.

After more than 20 minutes, Yi Er, who finally finished the test after digesting, came back.

Yi Er, who was holding the pregnancy test stick in his hand, found that the small window of the pregnancy test stick this time was different from the previous ones.

He thought in his heart: The hero deserves to be a doctor, he is amazing, he knew it was wrong when he saw one line before, but now there are two lines, it should be right, right?Can I eat it?