Boss, do you have a card?

When you are proficient in playing a role to a certain extent, your gestures and even your mentality will become a habit.

Just like now, the White House in September is able to treat all human beings visible in the field of vision as servants without any intention, including the two silver-haired people beside them.

——For the convenience of carrying the bag, His Highness the Demon King allowed the priest to restore the severed arm temporarily.

The White House self-reflected in September.

No, when I go back, I have to do a good mental health restoration from the inside out, otherwise it is really easy to develop anti-social tendencies.

System: "After testing, the tester's current mental state value: 84, within the safe range."

The White House pretended to be worried in September: "I'm 84, what if I take off my vest and learn badly?"

It's really cool to be a villain who can do whatever he wants!

System: "The value range of 80-100 is normal. The final score of the tester's mental assessment is S-level, and the adaptability to all card characters is above 95%."

White House September: "..."

How lonely it is to have a system that doesn't complain and doesn't answer.

But there is no way, the systems in the testing department are dedicated work-related subsystems, similar to the computer equipment given to you by your boss at work. In order to improve efficiency, it is impossible to install entertainment items.

Damn, this is the ruthless exploitation of capitalists!

Taking advantage of Wutiao Wu's absence, White House Jiuyue let herself be blind and defiant, but in the eyes of outsiders, she just stood expressionless and silent, which gave the waiter in front of her a great sense of oppression.

What, what's wrong!Did I do something wrong? !

The young waiter was sweating profusely and dared not speak. He secretly raised his eyes and begged to look at the silver-haired young man standing beside the black-haired woman.

However, with such a kind appearance and aura, the other party did not intend to help out at all, and looked at him with a gentle and indifferent expression.

The waiter had no choice but to bite the bullet and bend his waist to ninety degrees, tremblingly said: "That, that, I'm really sorry, is there anything I can do for you...?"

The White House, who was distracted and came back to find himself scaring innocent people, September: "..."

It seems that when I go back, I really need to arrange psychological rehabilitation.

In order not to leave a psychological shadow on the poor and frightened waiter, she kindly decided to change to another store, and Usses followed suit, and neither of them planned to wait for Gojo Satoru who had "run away".

The double-faced nuo smell on Yu Zhang Youren's body is so strong. It is impossible for the White House not to notice it in September. The curious face is really cute.

"Lily-chan, why didn't you wait for me." Wujo Satoru quickly caught up, and his long legs casually straddled Lilith's side.

The Demon King was impatient: "You are too slow."

"No, it's obviously not here for a minute." Gojo Satoru affectionately tried to put her on her shoulder, "I did it on purpose—"

He stopped his steps and interrupted his voice.

Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes slightly behind the sunglasses.

The pastor's hand was precisely in front of his palm, and the limitless barrier blocked the narrow distance, but it also hindered his movement trajectory.

The heartless Demon King continued to move forward without a care, leaving the two of them silently confronting each other.

The two sides looked at each other for a few seconds, Jusses withdrew his hand first, and started again as if nothing had happened.

Gojo Satoru tilted his head, straightened up and fixed the sunglasses that had slipped off the bridge of his nose.

Well, I'm getting upset.

On the other corner of the street, in the order of Knotabagi Yujin→Kagizaki Wild Rose→Zenyuan Maki→Panda→Goujuanzhi, they notified each other to see the excitement of Gojo Satoru, but because of the distance, the trio of the second year of the curse school:... ...! !

What!Was it so exciting when you first came here?

Panda at the bottom: "Wow~"

Middle dog curly spines: "Salmon!"

Maki of Dianzenyuan: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Seeing Wu's appearance of being targeted, it's really not a loss to come here specially!

And Gojo Satoru didn't live up to their expectations, and he really started to make trouble.

Of course, they also knew very well that Satoru's messing around did not mean how much love he had for Lilith-this word was terrible when used on Gojo Satoru-this person just wanted to provoke him back simply because he was provoked.

Next, the White House in September witnessed the powerful strength of Gojo Satoru who single-handedly advanced Usses's various values ​​quickly without her doing anything.

"Lily-chan, there is a photo shoot over there, let's go take a photo for a couple, just the two of us~"

Reconnection progress: ↑

"Lily-chan, do you think my outfit looks like a couple outfit like yours?"

Blackening value: ↑

"I also think Lily-chan and I match very well. Look, the height difference is perfect!"

Reconnection progress: ↑↑

"Huh? The other one? He's just helping to carry the bag, so don't pay too much attention to him, right, Lily-chan~"

Blackening value: ↑↑

Speeches like this continued all the way, probably because the tone and expression were too punchy, the frequency was too frequent, and they always made intimate—in fact, they didn’t touch—gestures to stimulate the pastor.

He almost wrote "Are you angry? Why aren't you angry yet? You're not angry?? Hurry up and get angry with me!!" written on his face.

At a glance, the reconnection progress is 26%, and the blackening value is 86.

Although I feel sorry for Youses, I have to say, Gojo Satoru is really useful!There are also priests who can control themselves to such an extent... Is this the so-called calm before the storm?

White House Jiuyue, who was passed through Jusses' complete plan by the system drama, couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Fortunately, she has a cheat, otherwise she would definitely not be able to react. Was "cleaned and reorganized".

It's all because the big move designed by the skill group for [Juses Alter] is too buggy!Totally ruined the balance of the game!This skill must be changed!

Thinking of this incident, the White House was a little emotional in September, and the impact might be too great. Even if there was a system script, I couldn't help worrying.

No matter how good acting skills are, they will be affected by emotions.

In order to prevent the demon king's arrogance index from dropping, and also want to control the blackening value of Usses who is on the verge of danger, the White House in September created an excellent game that allows the saint to appear reasonably and also ease the conflict between the two bosses. opportunity.

That's right, maybe even Gojo Satoru didn't realize that he, who has always dared to say anything in front of Lilith, would subconsciously restrain himself a lot as long as he was facing Elodie.

——No one can escape the "Sea King" offensive from Her Majesty the Holy Maiden!

The previous situation is like this.

When passing by another clothing store, Lilith suddenly proposed to let the two change their clothes.

"I'm tired of seeing the same clothes that I wear all the time."

His Highness the Demon King said so.

This was not an excessive request, Gojo Gojo readily agreed without thinking, and the three of them turned and entered the shop.

At first, they were just trying on clothes on the recommendation of the shopping guide. The two men happened to be at different times, and the frequency was about Wujo Wu entering the fitting room, Usses outside, Usses entering the fitting room, and Wujo Wu outside.

Those who are outside will always be critically evaluated by His Highness the Demon King, and then they will say "the next one".

However, because Gojo Satoru had to talk to Lilith every time, the exchange interval gradually shortened.

Finally, under the deliberation of His Highness the Demon King—the two wore the same set of clothes, and stepped out of the side-by-side fitting room at the same time.

The two sides looked at each other again and fell silent.

Facts have proved that women are not the only ones who compare their shirts with each other, men do too.

Gojo Satoru carefully compared it with six eyes through the sunglasses for a while, and finally came to the conclusion: Sure enough, he is still more handsome in clothes!

But His Majesty the Demon King, who was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, didn't seem to think so.

The black-haired woman was still flipping through the magazine, and when she heard the sound, she took the time to glance up, and then without any hesitation, she raised her chin to the shopping guide who was on the side of Gojo Satoru, signaling to continue changing.

The shopping guide hurried forward and handed another set to Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru didn't answer, and waited on the spot for a while, but he didn't see Lilith making the same gesture towards Usses, so he immediately became unhappy.

"Wait, Lily-chan." The strongest conjurer raised his sunglasses in disbelief, "Why did I change it?"

His Highness the Demon King lowered his eyes and did not raise his head this time, and casually said something that could instantly arouse Wujo's desire to win and lose.

"if not."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru doesn't think so :)

"It's obvious that I'm more handsome in clothes!" He yelled dissatisfiedly, and turned to ask the shopping guide next to him, "What do you think?"

The beauty of the three guests, regardless of gender, was amazing, and the shopping guide didn't dare to make rash comments, but he couldn't do without answering.

"I think the clothes of the two guests are very suitable, and each suit looks good..."

As a result, he provoked the worst person.

"Are you saying that my eyesight is bad?" The black-haired beauty with a strong aura turned her face cold in displeasure.

The shopping guide who answered the call panicked and bowed again and again: "No, no! I'm very sorry! That, I mean..."

Naturally, Gojo Satoru would not allow ordinary people to bear the dissatisfaction of the Demon King. He straightened his face, walked up to Lilith in a few steps, bent down and stretched out his hands to support the top of the back of her sofa, lowered his body, and slapped his face.

"Lily sauce, take a good look, and then say it again."

Being the strongest means that no matter where you can lose!

The tall figure blocked the light above the demon king, but it didn't last long, because the priest quickly rushed to grab Gojo Satoru's shoulders and pulled him back.

"Gojo Satoru, stay away from His Highness."

The second-grade trio who pretended to be passers-by outside the store: ! !

I'm coming!It's started again!

The Demon King was not angry, and closed the magazine in a leisurely manner: "Yes, then come and vote. There are currently eight people in the store, except for the three of us, which happens to be an odd number. If you win, then the rest of the itinerary will be all It can be up to you to decide, but if I win, you have to listen to me today."

She paused, then smiled broadly: "How about it, play a little game, or the so-called date would be too boring, right?"

Gojo Satoru finally understood that Lilith did it on purpose, but he wasn't afraid at all. To put it bluntly, his absolute strength made him fearless.

"Okay." Wujo Wu accepted the proposal confidently, stretched out three fingers, and raised his lips, "But I ask for three more people."

……

Sure enough, there is still a price to pay for the gossip of Kan Wu.

Gojo Satoru carried the three students into the store one by one.

Zenyuan Maki, who had finished the science popularization process, sighed helplessly: "But now there are eight people, so there is no way to vote for the result?"

Gojo Gobi Scissorhands: "This is simple, just get rid of anyone~"

There is no need to worry about such a small problem, and the seven people who were selected soon stood in front of Gojo Satoru and Usses, and the only demon king sitting on the sofa was watching the fun with his chin propped up.

The store manager standing alone is the eighth person excluded. This is the first time she has met a customer playing games (?) in the store with great fanfare. Do rich people like this kind of tone?

As for why she was willing to let all the shop assistants accompany her to participate... Who asked them to give too much!

"Well, well, everyone can start voting."

The store manager took the initiative to play the role of referee.

As soon as the words were finished, the three cards with the name of [Juses] were all raised up.

They are: Chanyuan Maki, Goujuanji, and Pangda.

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Facing the shocked face of her teacher, Zenyuan Maki pushed up her glasses, and said righteously: "The competition is about fairness. Since we are allowed to participate, there is absolutely no personal affair."

Gou Juji looked away guiltily: "Salmon."

Pan Da coughed and patted his head: "Sorry Wu, I agree with Maki..."

what else can we do?After all, there are too few opportunities to see Wu suffer a loss, so they are so excited!

His Highness the Demon King raised his hand to cover his lips, turned sideways and shook his shoulders uncontrollably.

Wujo Satoru was expressionless.

Good guy, I thought it was a friendly army, but it turned out to be three traitors.

The four ordinary people in the store did not dare to choose casually, and looked at each other hesitantly. Three of them were fast, holding the idea that they should not be the key to the final decision of winning or losing, and decisively raised their hands [five points].

The person who was a beat behind became the focus of everyone's attention for an instant.

Gojo Satoru kept urging: "Hurry up, isn't this something that can be judged quickly? Just tell the truth from your heart, and I promise I won't let you die."

The taciturn silver-haired priest also stared at the man, the corners of his lips lowered.

The cashier is very cold-hearted.

So why is it still involving life and death!No matter which one I dare not choose!Besides, these two are so good-looking, she can't choose at all!

The White House watched the whole process in September, almost holding back internal injuries from laughing, and finally took action when the innocent clerk was about to cry out of aggrievedness.

"You two have different styles, and I think you both look good."

A voice with a warmer tone rang in everyone's ears. In front of everyone, the hair color of the black-haired woman gradually became lighter from the roots, and the golden color flowed down.

The saint smiled and said, "So, shall we draw?"