magic elves

In the daytime, the scorching sun like a furnace hits directly on the head, stinging Shen Shiying's skin hotly. He is a straight man who doesn't even know how to use sunscreen. Of course, in this era, a man is usually called a straight man. with malicious sarcasm.

Beads of sweat slid down the tanned skin into the eyes. After a sharp pain, Shen Shiying stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes a few times, and he woke up from the daze.

"...ah... yes, I want three bottles of jasmine green tea." Shen Shiying blankly replied to the shop owner, and began to fall into endless self-loathing.He hates his skin that can never be tanned, he has no masculinity at all, he hates his height of 170, which is a few centimeters shorter than Wang Ning, he hates his name, it looks vulgar like an ill-fated girl in a Korean drama main character.

Anyway, he just loathes himself so much, from head to toe, head inside out.

"It's already packed." The shop owner handed over a red plastic bag.

Shen Shiying walked into the alley carrying a plastic bag. He was wearing a pair of flip-flops and kicked on the hot concrete road.The soles of the feet can also feel the hot road.

He and Wang Ning were childhood sweethearts. They lived opposite each other since they were young, in a primary school, a junior high school, and a high school. Later, they went to different universities, but fortunately they worked in the same company.He thought it was the fate of the two of them, but the reality told him that he, an ordinary employee who went into the dust, was not worthy of Wang Ning, who had been a school belle since she was a child.

Although Wang Ning joked with him before that if the two of them are still single at the age of 35, they can make do together.Shen Shiying also knew that this was just a joke, but secretly hoped that one day it would really come true.

Bumped head-on into a tall, sturdy man with horrific tattoos on his cock.Shen Shiying was knocked back two steps, then lowered her head and continued walking around the fleshy wall in front of her.

The tattooed man is upset, you don't have eyes when you walk, how dare you bump into him without an apology?

There was an expression of displeasure on his fleshy face, as fierce as a Shura from hell.

The thick and powerful arm grabbed Shen Shiying's arm suddenly, and Shen Shiying's two thin arms looked like the claws of a praying mantis under the strong contrast, vulnerable to a single blow.

"Boy, you want to leave when you bump into someone!"

Shen Shiying saw a pair of flip-flops of the same style, but much bigger than his, like a boat: "I'm sorry."

He followed his feet to see his head, and looked up at the tattooed man. He was really tall. He thought that if he was as tall as this man, he might have a little bit of capital to fight for Wang Ning, not self-loathing. He didn't even dare to say a confession.

The tattooed man took Shen Shiying's direct gaze as a provocation, and looked at him full of anger. Shen Shiying only felt that the tattooed man covered his sun, and his two thick nostrils were panting heavily on top of his head. A high pressure cyclone is formed.

……

Shen Shiying was slapped in public, it was embarrassing, the pain was far less than the pain in his heart, as if he could feel the smell of rust in his mouth, it made him nauseated.

The door of Wang Ning's house was unlocked, and Shen Shiying pushed it open. When she looked inside, she was suddenly very embarrassed. Fu Li was sitting on the sofa, with her slender legs randomly spread apart, and her body leaned into the sofa. Wang Ning Sitting on his lap, the two kissed like glue, ignoring Shin Se Young who opened the door.

It was also his brain that was broken. Instead of closing the door for the two of them considerately, Shen Shiying said in a muffled voice, "I bought a drink."

"Tsk," Wang Ning stood up from Fu Li in dissatisfaction. She was not embarrassed at all. After all, her friends who had played with her since she was a child, in her eyes, Shen Shiying was like her best friend, interrupted and handsome man She made no secret of her unhappiness, Shen Shiying should be more sensible, quietly put down the drink and leave, it is best to be more considerate of her, and close the door by the way.Continue the kiss.

She smoothed her hair, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and it turned out that Fu Li's feeling of kissing was several times better than that of her former boyfriend.

"You can bring it here, it's such a hot day, it's hard work."

Shen Shiying lowered her head and handed Wang Ning the plastic bag.Wang Ning took the plastic bag, took out a bottle of drink, and handed it to Fu Li. Her fingers were slender and fair, and the gesture of reaching out her hand was also seductive: "It's more comfortable to drink some ice in summer."

This day was the weekend, and Shen Shiying went to play at Wang Ning's house across the street. Although the two were of different genders, they often played together, so the two families didn't have any feelings.

Wang Ning's parents went to her grandma's house, and she was the only one left at home. Shen Shiying cooked lunch for her. Shen Shiying felt that she was already poor enough, and knowing how to cook could at least add some points to herself. So I have been studying cooking skills assiduously, and I can cook good dishes.

After he had lunch with her, the two of them washed the dishes together. Wang Ning also smiled and said that it was like a husband and wife.Shen Shiying smiled to cover up his inner turmoil, he really wanted to live with Wang Ning.

But the dream can't last long, the world of the two was broken by Fu Li.He was like a vicious curse, making Shen Shiying see herself and the reality clearly, and she was in great pain.

This weekend, Fu Li, the manager of the company's marketing planning department, actually came to visit the home of Wang Ning, an employee of the company's sales department. The idiot also knows why. Wang Ning is the most beautiful woman in the company, and Fu Li is the best woman in the company. looking man.

Legend has it that Fu Li, the airborne leader, was the son of the company's major shareholder, and he was placed below to study. He was an overseas student who became the manager of the marketing planning department not long after graduation.

There was no chance of winning at all, Shen Shiying took several sips of jasmine green tea viciously, with a very ferocious expression on his face.

Fu Li, who took a sip politely on the sofa, felt a bit chilly, and silently put down the drink in his hand.

In fact, there is no need to buy any drinks at all. Shen Shiying stared at the drink put on the tea table by the boss and thought, why would a rich kid like him with a golden key want to drink a drink that costs a few dollars a bottle? His ears drooped like an abandoned puppy, miserable, Wang Ning asked him to buy drinks, nothing more than to distract himself so that the two of them could get along alone.

Fu Li saw that his subordinates had very rich facial expressions in front of him, so he couldn't help chuckling, then turned to Wang Ning and said, "I heard that you are alone at home today, so I take the liberty to treat you to a meal. I don't know if you will appreciate it or not." Appreciation?"

Fu Li is the kind of existence that is a bright star in the crowd no matter what era it is in.His smiling face was gentle and handsome, and Wang Ning was also dumbfounded: "Okay."

"We've already had lunch." Shen Shiying said stiffly.

Wang Ning smacked his arm secretly, please, I didn't invite you to dinner, I don't need you to answer!

Fu Li was stunned, and then he raised his lips charmingly: "You probably haven't eaten dinner yet."

Shen Shiying finally knew that his only advantage in front of this person was not even an advantage.

……

Sleeping in her own room until ten o'clock in the evening, Shen Shiying didn't even eat dinner, and her tears soaked the pillow cover.Shen Shiying's eyes were red and swollen into peaches, and his cheeks that were starting to be red and swollen were extremely happy.The injury on his face was only reminded by his love rival "kindly" when he was going out, and Wang Ning then reminded him to take medicine for treatment.Sure enough, Wang Ning didn't like him, otherwise she would have noticed his slightly red and swollen cheeks immediately.

Thinking about it, Shen Shiying's eyes began to sore again, and a string of teardrops gathered into a stream, drenching his face.

"Oh, you are crying so sad, well! Let me, the little elf, help you find your love, don't cry! You are drowning me soon."

Seems like an auditory hallucination?

Shen Shiying sniffled, are parents watching cartoons in the living room again?

"Look here, here!" The elf flapped its blue transparent wings and flew in front of Shen Shiying, "Here!"

Shen Shiying shook his head from side to side, he must be hallucinating, otherwise how could he see a strange creature in front of his eyes, he probably got water in his head from crying.

The little fluorescent creature in front of my eyes looks like an active Barbie doll, so small that the people I see can sigh inhumanity.

"I'm an elf who knows magic. I can help you find love, so don't cry." The elf held Shen Shiying's cheek with a small hand holding a magic wand, and then kissed him on the cheek.

I must have fainted from crying, Shen Shiying thought while watching the little elf flying up and down in front of his eyes expressionlessly.

About 10 minutes later, Shen Shiying closed his eyes: "I won't have a mental illness, my family should have no history of mental illness."

The elf pouted, feeling unhappy that the person he wanted to complete the task ignored him.

The elf sat cross-legged on the pillow: "If you pretend to be asleep again, I will strip you naked and throw you into the trash can."

Shen Shiying turned her back to the elf, the auditory hallucinations became more and more serious.

"Hmph," the elf snorted coldly.

Then something miraculous happened.

Shen Shiying didn't even utter a scream, but was cast a spell by the elf, and he was suspended in mid-air, and the round-neck T-shirt on his body began to slide off his shoulders.

Shen Shiying was so nervous that her throat tightened: "...don't..."

"See if you dare to ignore me." The elf waved the glowing magic wand, and with a snap, Shen Shiying fell directly onto the bed from midair.

"Aw..." Shen Shiying yelled miserably. He was a wretched otaku who failed 1000 meters when he was a student. This fall almost broke his bones.

As he continued to howl, the cute elf blinked his big round eyes and said, "My mission is to help you find true love!"

Love?

Shen Shiying and the little elf stared at each other, his own glasses as thick as the bottom of a glass bottle reflected a strange light: "...Really...really?"

He is also a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He wanted to snatch Wang Ning back from Gao Fushuai, but he actually believed in an unreliable elf. Looking back many years later, he also felt that he was too courageous at the time up.

"I'll cast a spell on you," said the elf in a seductive tone, "with this spell, making #love with you will become a very, very, very comfortable thing, and you will feel very special Comfortable, and then she can't leave you!"

A pot of cold water was poured on the head, and Shen Shiying was dejected and ignored the elf, how could Wang Ning have sex with her #爱啊，不说做#爱, he has never even held a girl's hand.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so unhappy? Do you think my magic doesn't work?" the elf asked angrily.

Although it is the first time for him to perform the mission of the elf academy, he is considered an excellent elf in the elf academy, okay?

Shen Shiying let out a long sigh: "Look at me."

"What's wrong?" The elf looked Shen Shiying's face up and down.

"You see, I seem to have girls who are willing to have sex with me, I can't even hold their hands!" Shen Shiying then sighed again, and that sigh could be described as endless and endless.

The little elf understands: "The activation of this magic is very miraculous, as long as you kiss, she will have the urge to have sex with you #爱情! Then as soon as you get out of the bed#, she will have to you! "The little elf felt that his magic was super good, and couldn't help but put his hands on his hips, enjoying himself.

He continued to say seductively: "You only need to kiss her forcefully once, and she will want to have #sex with you!"

"What's the difference between this and rape?" Shen Shiying was disheartened and didn't plan to chat with the elf anymore.Sure enough, no lucky thing will appear by his side, and only a trash elf will appear.

"Then you can let her kiss you proactively," the elf pouted, as long as she was with the one she loved, it didn't matter any means.

Regardless of Shen Shiying's consent, he began to cast magic. Suddenly, blue fluorescent lights danced in the dark room, as if a galaxy was scattered in the room.

"What are you doing!" Shin Se Young screamed.

"Magic for you!" The elf smiled sweetly.

……

I heard from my parents that the reason why I named Shen Shiying was because my mother wanted him to be a hero in the world. It sounded very domineering and secondary, but my mother probably didn't expect that the name read like a Korean drama heroine, and her The son did not grow up to look like a hero, but a weak chick who could be blown down by a gust of wind.

When he was a child, his ignorant classmates laughed at him as a Korean, and he would refute that he was the hero of the world, Shiying, and later he stopped refusing it, which was boring.

Everyone in the company is busy, and the marketing plan he wrote has been handed over to Fu Li for review.

A colleague suddenly walked up to him and startled him: "Hey, Shiying, Manager Fu is looking for you." This colleague especially likes to use Shen Shiying's name to make a fuss, and every time he calls him, he has to use a tone of a male lead in a Korean drama , Think three times.

"Oh," Shen Shiying walked into Fu Li's office numbly, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the disheveled Wang Ning coming out of the lounge attached to the manager's office with a peachy face.

Shen Shiying's heart was sour, she almost cried on the spot, why bother?

He is not worthy to be Fu Li's love rival and opponent at all, so why let him see this scene on purpose.

"Ah, it's Shiying, you guys are busy with business, I'll go back to my department first." Wang Ning's sweet smile hurt Shen Shiying's heart, and he bowed his head in response, until the sound of Wang Ning closing the door, Dare to raise his head.

"Manager, what do you want from me?" Shen Shiying finally found his own position in the huge gap. He is just a small company employee, so he should set his position right.

Fu Li didn't even raise his head: "Your plan is not good, take it back and change it again. There is a document on the top shelf of the bookshelf, the one with the blue cover, take it for reference. I don't hope you will take this kind of thing again next time Fool me. And..."

Fu Li wore a pair of gold-rimmed eyes and looked like a beast, Shen Shiying began to grit his teeth secretly.

"And I hope you don't bring your personal emotions into the company. You have worked for five or six years. You should understand this truth."

He stared straight at Shen Shiying with gold-rimmed eyes, and Shen Shiying shivered, forgetting to grit his teeth: "Yes... yes."

"Okay, go get the information."

Shen Shiying silently walked to the bookshelf, he raised his hand, feeling that it was a bit beyond his height range.

He sneaked up on his tiptoes, stretched his arms and tried again, but he still couldn't touch the document. If he moved the sofa over and stomped on it, would he be fired on the spot?

"I'll help you," Fu Li stood behind him, covered him in his arms, stretched out one hand to take out the materials, and then put the other hand into his pocket in a damn cool way, slightly Tilting his head, he handed the information to Shen Shiying, who was stiff all over.

Is it amazing to be above 185?

With a pale face, Shen Shiying left with the documents in her arms, without even saying thank you.

"No, let's change it."

"Or not."

"No."

"change"

"change"

"change"

……

He must have done it on purpose, under Fu Li's last order to change the words, Shen Shiying didn't move like last time, he was motionless, his face was white and red.

It was rumored in the department that Shen Shiying was put on by the manager, and he was changing the plan all afternoon.

What they didn't know was that it was already three or four o'clock in the morning, and Shen Shiying was still changing the plan. They didn't expect that the plan that was lucky enough to be changed was actually a one-word change.

"What?" Fu Li took off his glasses and rubbed his temples.He frowned at the motionless Shin Se Young waiting for him to speak.

Shen Shiying was very angry, very angry, felt wronged for a while, robbing the person I like, and still can't allow me to work, is this to force him to resign?

He obviously wanted to scold a shameless capitalist like Fu Li very much, and scolded him severely. He had a lot of words to scold in his heart, but because of his grievances and sadness, before he could open his mouth, tears began to flow, what? The momentum is gone.

"What's the matter?" Fu Li's voice became tense, he stood up and walked to Shen Shiying's side, reaching out to wipe Shen Shiying's tears.

Unexpectedly, Shen Shiying, who had an emotional outburst, began to break the jar, anyway, the big deal was that he would resign and quit, and he began to cry loudly, exhausting his life's crying skills.

Fu Li hurriedly wrapped the man into his arms, and began to coax him softly: "Stop crying, I know you are wronged, be good, I bullied you too hard, so you are very wronged, right? Be good, stop crying. "

Shen Shiying was several sizes younger than him, and she was very cute in her arms. Fu Li couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth: "Okay, don't cry."

Shen Shiying cried until he choked up and almost fainted. While crying, he accused Fu Li of his inhuman behavior. This behavior lasted for more than an hour. Shen Shiying was tired from crying and fell asleep standing up!

Fu Li had no choice but to pick him up and put him on the small bed in his lounge, and covered him with a thin quilt considerately.

……

The situation in the morning was so chaotic that Shen Shiying silently accused the sinner with her eyes swollen from crying. The handsome returnee's ears turned red in his eyes of accusation. Last night's experience seemed to be in the clouds outside the sky. I only remember how comfortable it was in the haze , When he thought of the heart-pounding sex#love last night, he actually started to blush and his heart beat, obviously he had dated many boyfriends and girlfriends during college, and none of them could make him linger to such an extent.

"You...you are shameless!" The hoarse voice was because of being tortured on the bed last night, screaming and crying for a long time, and his small body was almost knocked apart by the man in front of him.This was his first experience, to be taken away by this scumbag, Shen Shiying wanted to cry again when he thought of this, this scumbag... dared to touch his ass!

It's obvious that two people are willing to each other, and they agreed to each other, how could they become shameless?

Forget it, let’s treat it as a coquettish boyfriend, the handsome Fu Li with a dazzling smile leaned over to the side of the prickly Shen Shiying, relying on his strength and strength, he just hugged him and didn’t let go : "Okay, dear, did you hurt you, and you hurt me too, you don't know how many bloodstains you scratched on my back."

After speaking, he began to move closer to Shen Shiying's ear, and blew into his ear ambiguously, Shen Shiying's whole face was blushing as if it was about to bleed, he glanced down at the ground, and saw the shelter# Pregnancy#set.

Feeling ashamed and angry, Shen Shiying pushed away the beast that was pounced on him like a little beast before dying, grabbed the clothes and put them on his body.With lightning speed, he fled the scene.

It's all part of the elf's so-called goddamn magic that makes him unable to say no to that intoxicating sex.

"I really want to die," Shen Shiying returned home and took a shower and changed clothes secretly. Seeing hickey marks all over her body, she felt even more ashamed.

He’s going to be fired, and Shin Se-young lays down in bed and starts refusing to answer anyone’s calls.

"You really killed me!" From Shen Shiying's complaint, the little elf probably understood the whole process, but unlike Shen Shiying, the little elf was very happy, half of his task was completed, can you not be happy? ?

The doorbell rang one after another, accompanied by the sound of people roaring and knocking on the door.As soon as Shen Shiying heard Fu Li's voice, she began to blush, tremble, and couldn't control herself.

Last night was not a bad experience. On the contrary, as a virgin, Shen Shiying had a wonderful experience, but the premise is that he is not the one who is being treated like this or that, and the object should not be a man, but his rival Fu Li.

Shin Se-young breathed a sigh of relief when the doorbell finally died away.

"Can't you accept that true love is a man?" The elf flew to the window, "He is standing under the scorching sun, looking at this window."

"Ah, what," Shen Shiying peeked out a little bit of his head to look out the window, and sure enough, the handsome and romantic man was standing downstairs, looking at the window with anger, and the moment he met his eyes, Shen Shiying gasped for breath , the heart missed half a beat.

He quickly exerted his hamster spirit, avoided his eyes and lay back on the bed: "It's not... It's not that I can't accept men, I... I don't know, I'm so confused." Suddenly remembered the incident coming out of Fu Li's office Wang Ning, Shen Shiying said miserably, "It's not me he likes, it's Wang Ning he likes."

"How do you know that he doesn't like you? Will he come to you if he doesn't like you? Why did he kiss you if he doesn't like you? Would a manager comfort a male subordinate who was crying so hard?" The elf thought, human beings are so complicated, the man standing outside could barely catch the elf's eyes, he propped his chin, and began to admire A stubborn handsome guy who is sweating all over his body.

"I didn't, I didn't kiss him." Shen Shiying suddenly felt blessed, which meant that he was Fu Li's relative, so they activated the magic, and why Fu Li kissed him secretly, it must be because Fu Li liked him !

But how to explain Wang Ning?

"Ah, the handsome guy has fainted." The elf said casually.

The humans around him looked worried, got up from the bed two or three times, and rushed down at a speed faster than running 1000 meters when they were students.

"Love makes you stupid," said the elf with a deep sigh, looking at the handsome guy standing under the sun, "I can only help you so far. Stupid human beings."

I don't know what they said, the two started kissing, and their clothes were wet with sweat.

"Succeed and retire!" The elf disappeared into the room with a hiss.

Shen Shiying, who had confirmed her love relationship, took Fu Li into her room, and gave Fu Li her loosest set of clothes under Fu Li's fiery gaze: "Go and wash." Take a shower, you're drenched in sweat."

Fu Li licked his lips: "But I want to wash with you."

"Ah!" Shen Shiying blushed, this person is really shameless, "No...my parents will come back."

"No, Wang Ning told me that your parents won't come back today. They went on a trip today, but they didn't seem to tell you." Fu Li's sweaty hand held Shen Shiying's white to shiny wrist, "together Wash, okay?" He acted like a baby to his boyfriend.

However, Shen Shiying's face turned cold: "What's your relationship with Wang Ning? I saw you kissing, and she came out of your room."

"Are you jealous?" Fu Li replied with a smile, "I have noticed you since I joined the company, but your attention was all on Wang Ning, so I, I approached Wang Ning and wanted her to help you. I bridged. She kissed me because she said she didn't believe I was gay, rested in my office but she was not in a good shape that day and slept there. I swear I like you."

"Really?" Shen Shiying began to twitch, it turned out that Fu Li liked him so much.

"Of course it's true. I contacted Wang Ning just to get your information."

"One more thing, why do you insist on changing my plan for so long?" Shen Shiying raised her head from his arms. The man smelled of sweat, but he began to feel at ease, what's going on.

Fu Li scratched his head embarrassingly: "I just want to tease you, it's cute to see how you dare to be angry but not to speak up, and then I want you to accompany me to work overtime."

Cute you big headed ghost, change the plan until he suspects life, okay?

The soft-hearted Shen Shiying was dragged into the bathroom by the shameless Fu Li.

The water from the shower sprinkled on the two of them, creating an ambiguous atmosphere for no reason.

The elf flew back to the Elf Academy only to remember that he forgot to tell Shen Shiying that magic is a one-off. He used to be a straight man. □□, I wonder if he, as 0, has this talent to □□ again without magic.

Forget it, anyway, the task is completed, what will happen to the stupid human beings is no longer in his consideration.

In the bathroom of Shen Shiying's home, Shen Shiying began to cry loudly: "Don't... don't move, it hurts!"

God, why didn't he have the thrill of the first time.

Fu Li sweated down his chest: "Good boy, it doesn't hurt anymore when you move."

……

Afterwards, Fu Li served Shen Shiying with all his heart, and Shen Shiying planned to never let Fu Li do that kind of thing again.If Fu Li knew about it, he might be the one crying.

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