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I have been a persistent and careless person since I was a child.

Various silly deeds can make a 200-episode funny daily show.

For example, the blond-haired senior who relentlessly went to pay for me after school for three consecutive days and squatted at the school gate.

In order for him to recognize me in the crowd, I even wore a watermelon suit.

…I hid the watermelon clothes in the primary school cabinet, and every day after school, I secretly changed into them in the bathroom, and then happily ran to the entrance of the junior high school next door.

Got nothing.

...But many junior high school students thought I was the school's new mascot, and even came to take pictures with me.

In the end, because I came home too late, my dad almost thought that I had been kidnapped, and almost took a large group of bodyguards to search for me at the school gate. _(:з)∠)_

When I grew up, my mind slowly grew out.

not much.

But barely let me pretend to be a mature and reliable adult =v=.

However, when facing people who are very familiar and intimate, my mind always drops involuntarily.

For example, at this moment, when I heard Jiang Gu Ling’s words that were obviously flirting/provoking/teasing, what I subconsciously blurted out was——

"I'm not afraid of you."

The room fell silent.

I regretted it after I said it.

I:"……"

Teasing/teasing for a second becomes a challenge.

It bluntly imbues the mature pulling between adults with a little childishness of elementary school chicken bickering.

"..."

Although I can't see Fugu Ling's expression, my intuition tells me that the corners of his lips definitely maintain an upward curve.

Pretending to be calm, I imitated Jiang Guling's gradually deepening smile, and threatened in a deep voice: "...you are not allowed to laugh."

Then he heard Jiang Gu Ling's short laughter coming from his ear.

It was obviously the kind that had been deliberately suppressed.

I:"…………"

I played tricks calmly: "You laugh at me, I won't play anymore."

Then I started to reach out and pull Jiang Guling's hands covering my eyes, trying to regain my sight.

Jiang Gu Ling's hand didn't move at all, and I couldn't pull it away at all.

"It's just that I rarely hear such rhetoric, and I'm a little surprised."

Jiang Gu Ling's voice was full of laughter.

"..."

I couldn't help but diverge my thoughts: "Yeah, you are very severe and terrifying in the eyes of your subordinates. Many people have said so, such as Feng—"

Jiang Gu Ling covered my mouth with the other hand, and said in an erratic tone, "...don't mention other people's names at this time."

I:"……"

Not only can't see, but also can't speak.

I rolled my eyes, and kissed Jiang Guling's palm, motioning him to move his hand away.

After feeling that the language function was reopened, I took a deep breath and said quickly:

"Amuro To Amuro To Amuro To Bourbon Bourbon... Mmmmmmmmm!!"

After calling bourbon twice, my language function was forcibly terminated by powerful forces again.

Rei Furutani very resolutely changed the provocation of the elementary school chicken bickering back into provocation/teasing.

After an unknown amount of time, a thought flashed through my mind in a daze.

...Furutani Rei seems to be wearing a tie today.

I said why the number of hands does not seem to match.

……

Although he said that he would not stop, but after most of the tie covering my eyes was wet with my uncontrollable tears, Fugu Ling stopped all his movements very gently and considerately.

"I hardly ever give someone the chance to repent so many times."

Their chests were pressed against each other, and the sound of violent heartbeats was repeated.

"This time is really the last time."

He leaned closer to my ear and reminded me in a low voice.

"Don't you really need a good rest tonight?"

Jiang Gu Ling Ren's voice was mixed with a slight gasp.

His fingertips raised the edge of the tie slightly, and a little light leaked into my eyes.

The silky fabric is in front of my eyes, gently touching my eyelids.

... a little itchy.

As soon as I ask for a break, he'll stop the night.

A perfect evening with just the right touches.

"...don't disappoint."

As a mature and reliable adult, I slowed down and challenged decisively: "Is that all you have?"

The voice is full of sweetness that makes me feel strange.

It's like the tail sound of a kitten coquettish.

This gave some other special meaning to the provocation that I thought was strong in gunpowder.

"……Are you sure?"

After a long while, Jiang Gu Ling's voice amplified in my ears.

he asked.

"..." I didn't answer, I roughly estimated the position, and bit his Adam's apple directly.

Use actions instead of words.

I didn't use any force, I just bit down on it.

...or is it more like a tingling kiss?

Just like teasing a cat, you can't directly show your heart in one breath, you have to play hard to get the cat to become interested in you.

I couldn't see Fugu Rei's expression, but the sound of his heartbeat speeding up for a moment betrayed his emotions.

"Do you still want to ask?" I let go and licked the corner of my lips deliberately and slowly to ensure that the other party could see my movements clearly.

"Wake up tomorrow and drink plenty of water."

After a long time, Fugu Zero suddenly began to care about my drinking water situation tomorrow.

I subconsciously picked it up and output some irrelevant content: "...do you need to drink eight glasses of water a day?"

His fingers lightly tapped on my lips, stopping my next export of health knowledge.

"Be careful, there will be many opportunities to speak later."

The silky cloth fell lightly and stuck to my eyes.

The light disappeared from my sight again.

I opened a hotel room on Friday night, but I didn't check out until Monday morning. _(:з)∠)_

Before checking out, I took off the "Do Not Disturb" that had been hanging on the door, and I was a little confused: "... Is it just us who have hung this thing for so long?"

The hand was not steady, and the listing card fell to the ground.

I bent down to pick it up, my body went limp for a while, and I almost fell to the ground.

"Be careful."

Jiang Gu Ling held my waist firmly, saving a mature and reliable adult from the embarrassment early in the morning.

"..." I slowly leaned against the door frame and looked at Jiang Guling who was no different from before, "I said, your physical strength is more than enough to be a marathon runner."

Why does this energetic man look like he could still run a triathlon? ?

Jiang Gu Ling stood tall and straight, casually holding an umbrella, and a refreshing breath of pool surface rushed towards his face.

He had his neck open and was not wearing a tie.

...because I ruthlessly threw that tie into the trash.

I sincerely sighed: "You are completely different from the previous two days."

The current Jiang Gu Ling looks like a very gentle and considerate good-tempered and refreshing man.

But two days ago...

I swallowed subconsciously.

The torrential rain did not stop on Friday night, and it continued to rain heavily during the two days of the weekend.

The kind of lightning and thunder.

Whether it's outdoors or...indoors.

In the end, I was almost delirious and leaned on Jiang Guling's shoulder.

Can't think of anything, can't do anything.

My whole body was out of control from inside to outside.

Thanks to the physical exercise and Furutani Rei's deliberate control, although I was groggy, I still didn't lose consciousness, but woke up ignorantly.

... It's exciting to be passed out, but it's even more exciting to be awake.

And Fugu Zero adheres to the same bad taste as always, and still likes to talk to me when I can't think.

I couldn't answer anything, my mind was in chaos.

Even when he asked me "do you need a break now?" I didn't respond.

And Fugu Zero interpreted my sluggishness as "no need" very understandingly.

"..."

I dare not recall any more.

...Fortunately, I drank a lot of water, except that the eye circles are still a little red, but there is nothing wrong with my throat.

Oh, and watermelon juice and ice cream, but Jiang Gu Ling insisted on ordering.

...I obviously want to order orange juice.

Thank you for the room service. In the past two days, my three meals a day have all been delivered by the hotel, and I have basically never gone out.

Jiang Guling, the protagonist who said "It's a different person from the previous two days", raised his eyebrows and motioned for me to explain.

I said frankly, "You look like a simple herbivorous family now, and you are a good person at first glance."

Jiang Guling: "..."

There were only two of us in the elevator.

I was bored staring at the changing numbers on the screen, slowly rubbing my still sore waist.

Even if I don't leave this week, I don't want to do it again for at least a week.

... no, one month.

Jiang Gu Ling put his arms around my shoulders, and I leaned on him, saving a lot of energy.

The strength was saved, and the energy gradually began to recover.

As soon as I have energy, I can't help but start thinking about it.

As a short-sighted person, I know that the thoughts that pop up in my head are sometimes strange and dangerous.

Asking out the kind that may make the other party hold grudges.

Therefore, every time I use reason to suppress the desire/desire to die in my heart.

But looking at Jiang Guling's calm expression, I really couldn't help the bad taste in my heart.

and a genuine thirst for knowledge.

So I asked, "Can I ask a question?"

Jiang Guling looked down at me and smiled softly: "You can ask."

I was very strict: "Let's say it first, you can't be angry, and you can't hold grudges."

Jiang Gu Ling squinted his eyes, smiling unabated.

Me: "Say yes first!!"

Jiang Gu Ling nodded slightly, but did not speak.

"You're no longer a male high school student, you're already in your third year."

I just listened to Jiang Gu Ling at the beginning: "..."

I worded my words carefully, watching Fugu Ling's expression.

"...Is it really worth it? How about I order a bucket of Dabu soup for you today?"

I thought I added a thoughtful sentence: "Don't hold on."

Jiang Guling: "..."

Jiang Guling: "..."

... Fugu Rei looks like he wants to pinch my face.

His hand moved down slowly, randomly found a sensitive/sensitive/spot on my waist, and pinched it very carefully.

My legs softened, and I forcibly suppressed the voice that almost leaked out of my mouth.

Jiang Gu Ling's hands firmly supported my body, and I continued to lean on him listlessly.

I complained: "Just now I clearly said that I can't hold grudges."

So I reached out and pinched his waist.

Jiang Gu Ling let me pinch him very naturally, without any response.

I was shocked: "You are not ticklish!"

A sense of frustration welled up in my heart.

But I really didn't seem to find anything that would make Fugu Zero react.

Me: "Are you still human!! Will you get sick!"

Jiang Gu Ling nodded solemnly: "Yes."

Very serious.

I was just talking nonsense: "..."

Jiang Gu Ling recalled: "When I was in junior high school, I caught a cold once and asked for three days off."

He spoke slowly, as if he wanted me to understand something else.

And I blinked, and didn't connect Jiang Gu Ling, who had taken three days off, with anything else: "Three days off? Your cold in junior high school is quite serious."

Jiang Guling: "..."

Jiang Guling: "..."

He looked at me for a while, and seemed to grit his teeth: "...Yes."

Meaningful.

I thought about it seriously for a while, and felt that it is impossible for a human being who is not ticklish at all, so I persistently began to move my hands around, trying to find the point where Jiang Guling was ticklish.

Jiang Gu Ling restrained my movements with the other hand, and said righteously: "It is 07:30 on Monday morning."

In good spirits.

I seem to be fumbling around very wrong.

I:"……"

I:"…………"

I changed the subject: "...I seem to have worked overtime for two days without sleep and without overtime pay, but today is Monday."

"It would be fine if we were ordinary pure love couples of high school students of the same age."

I sighed wistfully.

"In this way, we are now on summer vacation, a pair of happy elementary school chickens, and we don't have to get up early to go to work at all."

I gradually fell into the fantasy of pure love for high school couples: "I can still take you to school together every day, such as the tandem car that Nozaki told me last time... You can also go to eat together, go on a school trip together, it's okay Copying each other's homework, I feel that your grades must have been very good before...then you can officially confirm the relationship on the day you become an adult...officially start the 1v1 love route..."

Jiang Guling reminded me warmly: "The age gap means that we will not be high school couples."

The age gap is also accentuated.

I:"…………"

So we're now a bad adult couple with a very impure love. _(:з)∠)_

I thought about it for a while.

Me: "Kudou and Xiaolan."

Jiang Guling: "?"

Me: "Sonoko and Kyogoku."

Jiang Guling: "?"

I pondered: "Suddenly I found that everyone around me is basically a very pure and loving couple of high school students."

I agreed: "You're right, I don't think we're a good fit."

I ruthlessly distanced myself from Jiang Gu Ling: "Let's break up, I'm going to have a very pure love with my childhood sweetheart."

Jiang Guling: "..."

I thought about it, and added: "For example, the kind of pure love relationship that makes you blush for a day when you hold hands, and blush for a week when you kiss your cheek."

In order to prove that we are already adults with impure love, I hold Jiang Gu Ling's hand, my expression is calm: "Look, I don't feel it."

I leaned forward and kissed Jiang Guling's face, very calmly: "Look, I don't feel it."

Jiang Guling looked at me silently, and after a long while, he reminded me in a warm voice, "How do you know if you don't have it?"

I:"?"

"Also, it's not suitable to demonstrate here if it's too emotional."

Jiang Gu Ling leisurely looked at the elevator screen.

I:"??"

I reacted: "..."

I gave up on myself: "Look, we are just adults who don't love purely."