[Hokage] Black Sun

"Young man... the anger is so strong that he needs plain water to reduce his anger~"

"Hey sister! Get the fuck out of behind Nissan!" Naruto smiled and hugged Uchiha Itachi's waist tightly and refused to let go...

Itachi Uchiha never thought that he would meet Sasuke in this situation. Naruto had eaten tofu and his mind was a little uncontrollable. Now, Ododo, who thinks about it day and night, is tall and straight?Standing in front of him... the screen of his thoughts went blank in an instant.

So Naruto hugged Itachi beauty's small waist and touched it... It feels good =w=

Sasuke saw his stupid brother's long-term paralyzed face showing what he called a sluggish expression... Then he looked at Naruto's bastard who obviously took advantage of him and still didn't know it, and finally stroked his forehead.

Why, since he had that weird memory, the image of his stupid brother has changed from ruthless to stupid in seconds!This unscientific!He glared fiercely at the cheerful Naruto who was eating tofu, gritted his teeth, and yelled at Itachi Uchiha, "Itachi Uchiha! How long are you going to be in a daze!!"

The stupid elder brother Sang who crashed and restarted, finally came back to his senses, looked at his younger brother's angry face, then looked at Naruto who was holding him tightly and didn't let go, silent for a second, decisively pulled Naruto away, and stepped back step.

Naruto curled his lips in regret, tilted his head, a kumai rubbed his ear and stuck it into the tree trunk, pointed at Sasuke Daiyoshi and accused Ling Ran, "If you disturb someone's relationship, you will definitely be kicked by the donkey!"

"Talk about your sister's love! Your fucking love is my brother, bastard!"

"Ah... Is Brother Sang's younger brother really jealous?" Naruto scratched his cheek in distress, "This is not easy, even if it is a brother, I don't want to give him up to you." After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized The right fist struck the palm of the left hand, and raised a finger at Sasuke cheerfully, "Let's fight!"

"Hmph...Okay!" He drew his sword with a sinister smile.

"How about rock-paper-scissors?!"

…………… “Naruto Uzumaki! If I don’t beat you to death today, my surname will not be Uchiha!!”

"Wow!!!"

"Hey, Sasuke, if you have something to say, can't you just talk about it! This fight is so hurtful, we are companions, Kakashi-sensei will cry if you are like you~"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"...Besides, I'm the second-generation official after all. In order to marry a wife, I even canceled Xiaojiu's dessert. This is too shocking!"

"Bullshit! Who is your wife!"

"Uchiha Itachi! I've lived my whole life to marry him. If you do this, you're tearing apart the marriage, and you'll be struck by lightning~"

"Shut up, you bastard! Who will let you marry? My brother will marry you if you want to marry!"

"...Nonsense! The young master is so wise and mighty, no matter how you look at it, he can't be the one below!"

"Come on, you still want to suppress my brother like you, you are dreaming! My brother is the one above!"

…………

…………… It seems that there is something wrong, running, running too far, right?Why all of a sudden from the marriage crooked to the question of who goes up and who goes down? !Sasuke twitched the corner of his mouth violently.Then glared, Uzumaki Naruto is all the fault of you bastard!

Naruto said helplessly, Sasuke, you definitely wronged me! ………… With a bang, Naruto turned over and jumped onto the tree, touching the cold sweat on his forehead and looking at the scorched ground below that was burned by the fireball... The wife is angry!Will it be domestic violence in the future? qaq

Uchiha Itachi stared at a pair of flushed sharing eyes, his whole body was overwhelmed by the cold, staring at Naruto on the tree, "Marry? Me?"

... Naruto looked at Uchiha Itachi's frozen face, shook, and scratched his cheek with a dry smile, "Ahaha...haha, no, no, it's you marrying me, why don't you marry me?"

Jiehuo Dunyin said, "I'm the one below?" His tone was so cold that it froze into ice balls.

Naruto wanted to cry but hid behind the big tree... "No... I, I'm the one below" qaq help, the wife is too cruel! ! !

………… "Hmph!" Itachi Uchiha put down his hand holding the seal with a frosty face.

But Sasuke already wants to support the wall... "Stupid Nissan, the fundamental problem has not been solved at all!!"

Itachi was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth twitched subtly, and suddenly looked at Naruto, Naruto blinked, with a pure expression on his face, "I can use Konoha as a dowry! So marrying me is not bad at all~"

Click!Sasuke couldn't bear it anymore and split the big tree beside him in half with a knife, "That's not the point at all, bastard!"

... Naruto looked innocently, "So, Sasuke, what is the point of what you said?"

"You...!!" Sasuke was trembling with anger, you didn't finish your sentence for a long time, you stared at Naruto with red eyes for a long time, let out a hard breath, closed your eyes to calm down your emotions, and calm down After that, he gave Naruto a fierce look like you were waiting for me.

Looking at his stupid brother with a tangled expression, "You promised him?"

Well, he suddenly saw Naruto in women's clothing nibbling his brother's mouth. This scene was too shocking to him. One brother and one brother, this combination is too weird!

He doesn't care about men and men, mainly because he has started to evolve after hanging out with Naruto these years. It's not like there are no such feelings in this world. Now there are still rumors in Anbu that Danzo and Midai have to say thing!Sasuke thought about Danzo and Sandai's faces, and shivered three times... No, you can't look straight at it!

so!What made him angry was not that Naruto hugged his brother, but that his stupid brother didn't show any signs of resistance! !Does he not only have to worry about his stupid brother's physical and psychological problems in the future, but also a chastity problem? !Just piss on that bastard Naruto Uzumaki!If he can't get it all right, let him eat it and wipe it clean!

Sasuke sighed melancholy, walked over and patted his stupid brother on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "My brother Yuzui, you should have some fun!"

Uchiha Itachi felt that he and Odoudou's thinking were not in the same dimension, but this did not prevent him from being unhappy with Sasuke's way of expressing it. He just poked him on the forehead with his hand! "Stupid Odoudou, have you misunderstood something?!"

"No, I don't think it's a misunderstanding at all. You two are married to each other. Do you think my ears are just for display?!" Sasuke looked at with a paralyzed face.

Itachi Uchiha glanced at Naruto, serious, "I don't remember what I made a serious promise just now."

Naruto, who was sitting on the tree branch with his legs dangling, raised his hand, "I haven't officially confessed my love yet."

Boom, dense numbers of crosses popped out of Sasuke's forehead!Chew your mouth without confessing? !Why marry without confessing?Who goes up and who goes down without confessing? !A thunderbolt passed by, "You two idiots are just kidding me!!"

………………… Well, it finally exploded~~~

The farce has come to an end, and finally meeting Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke certainly will not let this opportunity go, he wants to have a good chat with Itachi!Naruto waved his hands at them, paying attention to the surroundings and guarding them.

Sitting on a tree leaning against the trunk, looking up at the moon with squinted eyes, the corners of his mouth curled into a half-smile.When Sasuke finished chatting with Uchiha Itachi over there, Naruto jumped down from the tree, tilted his head to look at Sasuke, Sasuke glared at him, put on a mask and hid in the darkness.

Uchiha Itachi glanced at the direction where Sasuke disappeared, and walked up to Naruto after a while, "Naruto Uzumaki, don't make such jokes again in the future."

The smile on the corner of Naruto's mouth froze for a moment, and then he returned to his usual lazy look, with his head tilted and the corner of his mouth tilted, his eyes flickering, "Do you think I'm joking?"

..."In my eyes, this is a joke"

………… “Just kidding… nah…”

Naruto walked up to him slowly, looked up into his eyes, those eyes were as deep as the night sky, "Uchiha Itachi, I like you, the sky is high and the earth is wide, and the only one I want to join hands with is you, Regardless of life or death."

In the blue eyes that are as wide as the sky, only he is reflected, without any concealment, revealing his current mood in front of his eyes, the young man's pretty face is set off by the women's clothing, and the voice is clear, every word, every word, knocking Touching Uchiha Itachi's eardrums, feeling the straightforward and strong feelings from the boy.

He pursed the corners of his mouth tightly, and gently looked away. The light in those eyes was so clear at the moment that he couldn't help avoiding it.

"..." I refused... It's a pity that I couldn't say the word "refusal" when it came to my lips, as if I was controlled by someone and lost my words.frown...

"Heh..." Naruto suddenly chuckled, "It's much better than I imagined, I thought you would refuse without hesitation." Looking up, he took a deep breath and exhaled, "Itachi Uchiha, you opened it for some reason, But it can’t be over when you say it’s over.” Yang Mei broke into a smile, still assertive and confident, “You can refuse, but I’m not going to accept it, here.” She reached out and pointed at his heart, stepped forward, and approached his ear, Say lightly "I'm going to make it!"

Sasuke quietly appeared beside him, put the mask on his head crookedly, laughed unabashedly, and said two words "deserved" meanly, is his stupid brother so easy to chase? ! --Huh?What's wrong? !

Naruto laughed, "It's only the first time, Sasuke... I'm so old, I still don't know how to write the word give up."

Sasuke slapped him on the back of the head, "Hurry up and tidy up Konoha, there's movement over there at Sagakure"

On the way back to Konoha, Naruto asked Sasuke strangely, "It's surprising that you don't object."

Sasuke gave him a blank look, and after a while he said, "There are too many burdens on him, for the family in the past, then for Konoha, and now for me, he never thought about himself, and never lived for himself. Looking back at Naruto, he smiled, "If it's you, it's not impossible, maybe..." Maybe it's because of you.

"I've thought about it for a long time, what is the significance of the family village, unfortunately, I have come to the conclusion that no matter which one is not as important as Nissan now, we are the last Uchiha, brothers connected by blood, we can't let him bear those burdens alone. heavy responsibility."

"Do you still hate him?"

Sasuke smiled bluntly, "I don't hate it anymore, I just blame him. I still can't pass the test of my parents, and I don't have much sense of belonging to Konoha, and I even feel a little disgusted, but this matter is not clear, both parties are at fault, and I It's just a beneficiary, Itachi gave up the family, but between Konoha and me, he chose me in the end. He has done so much for me, so what reason and qualification do I have to hate him."

... Naruto chuckled, and put his hand on his shoulder, "If you don't like Konoha, you can make one yourself, and then I will form an alliance with you as Hokage~~"

"...You are so kind, the devil will believe it"

"Well... marry your brother over here, and I'll take Konoha as a dowry."

"...Who said the dowry just now?" He squinted.

Naruto "qaq, of course the daughter-in-law has to say something nice when she gets angry!"

Sasuke: "huh"

The author has something to say: ...... Let's get rid of the spoof! !

Hey, my aunt is visiting, she's about to die... [Lying on the ground]

【Is reincarnation really reliable~~~qaq】