[Hunter] hug the thigh

Today's weather is relatively dull, with a depressing atmosphere. There is no sun. In view of the heavy rain yesterday, I think it will not be sunny today.

So save the cumbersome opening remarks, let me introduce what I am doing now.

Kneeling in front of the trial door where I beat the enemy Hakka, I called out heart-piercingly, but no one responded, not even Sanmao's roar.

I've been kneeling here for five days!Although I didn't knelt down and shouted affectionately here all the time, I ran over and knelt down sincerely after washing up in the tent not far away!Because my father said that you must first show your sincerity before asking others sincerely, so I come here to kneel whenever I have time!

During the five days I knelt here, I saw a lot of people, including tourists, provocative people, and people who entrusted tasks... all kinds of people.In fact, I was really ashamed when I was judged and watched by others at first, but shame is neither edible nor useful now, so I had to give up first.

At first, I didn’t dare to scream here, because I was afraid that the Hakka people who beat up the enemy would rush out and slap me, and I thought my male duck’s voice was annoying.However, it turns out that I was thinking too much. This place is quite far from the main house, and my buzzing voice cannot reach their noble ears.

Oh, this is what the guard uncle told me, he is a good man!Good life is safe!

I was eating biscuits, staring at the door of the trial with dead fish eyes, and there were biscuit crumbs leaking from my mouth during the period.The uncle doorman smiled friendly when he saw me, and I raised the biscuit in my hand: "Uncle, have a piece? Live to 99."

"Young people have good energy, so keep it for yourself."

So I was the only one left kneeling at the gate to eat biscuits.The sound of chewing biscuits was endless, I patted the biscuit crumbs on my body, thumped my numb legs, and then continued to kneel.As the saying goes, eat and drink enough to get down to business.

Time is ticking, neither fast nor slow, but it is to make those who wait have epilepsy.

I can't help but recall the past like Hokage.This allows the author to cheat the word count, and also allows the production team to cheat the ratings.

The reason for time-traveling is not too profound, but I went to buy a bottle of Qixi Sprite on the Qixi Festival, and then I regretted it.The intestines are all regretful.

It was rumored that Qixi's winning rate was as high as 80%. I was so stupid that I didn't believe it. I didn't believe it, and then I was sent to Hunter World by a bottle cap.Therefore, it is better to believe what is there than to believe what is not, the world is full of wonders, and don't try it yourself.Otherwise, the law will make you cry bitterly.

Climbing and beating the ground, so why was I sent to a high-risk world by a talking bottle cap!Although it is said that the hunter crossing novels are my love, it does not mean that I like to come over hard to set an example and then Bojun smiles!I still remember the lies that the bottle cap told me five days ago.

The bottle cap cheered: "Congratulations, dear! You actually won the special prize of Qixi Qixi Traveling with only one bottle! Perfect marriage reward!"

I was at a loss: "Well, I just want to exchange for another bottle of Hedy." And what's the matter with the bottle cap of the Taobao body.

The bottle cap pretended to be mysterious: "This award is hard to come by, this is an opportunity that even Li Gang's father can't ask for!"

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "Tell me why I talked to a bottle cap. It's unscientific. It can't be a dream."

Bottle cap: "Although it's a dream now, when you wake up from the dream in a while, there will be earth-shaking changes around you! I know where you want to travel, don't be shy dear! Burst towards the dawn of the new world!"

Me: "...Wait, judging from my experience of reading so many fan fictions, Dad! I don't think I'm really going to time travel!"

Bottle cap: "How is it! I'm so excited that I can't speak!"

After a lot of struggle, entanglement, remorse, anger, pain, despair, bitterness and ferocity, I accepted this seemingly pleasant but painful thing with the spirit of Ah Q like Mary Su.

The bottle cap was happy: "Then who are you going to chase after you go to Hunter World?"

The shadow on my face increased a bit: "I want to go home quickly. You just said that as long as you choose one, you can go home after successfully chasing it?"

Bottle cap: "That's right~ Come on, come on, choose one~"

"It's strange, isn't it said that it gave me a perfect marriage? Why do I need to chase after him!"

"Happiness requires hard work, dear!"

"..." FUCK!Erect middle finger!

Ever since, the widow thought about it carefully.Bear the brunt of the three beauties!

From my experience in reading Hunter TV comics and many novels, Kurolo is too high-stakes and too dark-hearted to give easily Good thing, the heroine is bound to be played to death by him. In an article that JJ chased recently, the nanny was very hard-working, and she was calculated so miserably, although I watched it very happily.

As for Hisoka, this perverted magician who is keen on cultivating green and small fruits seems to have a certain kind of perverted obsession with fruits, not to mention heavy makeup and high heels, after all, he is quite charming in that way.Doesn't make me think of Thai ladyboys.But his mood is too changeable, hey!My mood is as unpredictable as that of a young girl. It is undoubtedly a great challenge to pursue him. I would rather climb Mount Everest after chasing him!

Let’s take a look at the Yier fan who is known as a good man in Sanmei and is the most suitable for marriage. It is said that the translation is different every time. I am always very sad about his name.Illumi OR Il fans, stupidly can't tell the difference.Yierfan is also an existence that cannot be ignored in fan fiction. If you are gentle, you can be the male number two, if you are strong, you can be the male number one, and if you are stupid, you can be a good friend.It is simply a must-have artifact for fan fiction!Where can you find such a good supporting actor?I watched "Girl Wants to Live X" last summer vacation, he is the hero, he is so stupid!Always thought that the heroine had an affair with the third brother, the author is really bad!Although I feel that Il fans are very good, but... In the comics, he has the possibility of infinite blackening... This is like a time bomb, and it may explode at any time.Make you want to die and have no place to die.

In general, the trend of Sanmei is!Kuroro's hobbies, Hisoka's young apple, and the fiancée who beat the enemy Hakka.There is another way is to cultivate!But that's hard work!Thinking about it now, I really appreciate JJ's various influences!

Let’s take a look at Pariston who appeared in the comics. This is undoubtedly a golden flower, but it’s a pity that although the flower is beautiful, it is very poisonous.According to my understanding, he accidentally killed Nitro...

After that, I thought of Fei Tan, Xia Ke, Jin, Nobunaga, Wo Jin, Qi Ya, Kurt, Miji, Kate, Zhi Xi, Xiao Jie, Yun Gu, Kurapika, Leorio, Hanzo... Various male characters who have shown their faces.As long as you pursue the simplest one, you can go back when you catch it!

I said proudly, "I'm chasing Hanzo!"

The bottle cap gave a cheap laugh, and said with regret: "Although the idea is good, dear, it's a pity that I can only pursue popular characters. For example, Sanmei, Feitan Knight, Curt, Qiya and so on~ Isn't it pleasing to the eye?"

Good Nima!

One sentence from it sent me into hell... This feeling is as hard as failing a make-up exam in English...

I was dissatisfied: "What's the matter with the urban management's arrogance! I protest!"

Bottle cap: "Honey, whether you accept it or not, the condition is here, no more, no less, just enough to drive you crazy. Either accept it happily, or never wake up from a dream for the rest of your life."

This fucking cap, I resisted the urge to smoke it countless times with the sole of my shoe, and forced myself to think about who to choose.

After a lot of deliberation, I said loudly: "Qi Ya beat the enemy!"

……

Memories were forced to end, not because I didn't want to continue to reminisce, but because I was so shocked to see the people passing by me that I couldn't think about anything else!

IL fan!Ilmi Beat the Enemy!The best boyfriend has come home!I've been kneeling here for five days and saw him for the first time, maybe he just came back from a mission?Ahhhhh!What a real visual impact! ! !The nail clothing with different shapes, the elegant black long straight, the skin that can be broken by blowing bombs, and the height of 1.8 meters!

I was shocked.

One of the legendary three beauties passed by where I knelt, and I seemed to smell a faint scent of fresh shampoo. It was the first time I met a real person, and I couldn't speak immediately.Kneeling there, forgetting about the numbness of his legs.What's with that little fresh mood of peeking at the handsome senior!

Because I was too busy to panic, I didn't notice what the doorman said when he walked up to Yiermi.Anyway, after I realized it, a pair of dark red moccasins appeared in my sight.A chilly feeling made my heart cool down.I followed the man's feet and looked up.Unexpectedly, he met the black hole eyes of the big black cat.

Help, help!

Butler Uncle, what did you say to your eldest young master!