[Hunter] hug the thigh

Now that the butterfly effect has already happened, why isn't the person who sleeps with Qi Ya!Did it become like this just because I kicked that monkey? [Note: In the old version of the animation, the monkey-playing man is sleeping with Yi Ermi. 】

Even though I was crying and howling in my heart, I immediately showed a standard smile, eight teeth dear, "So it's your benefactor!"

"Why do you call me different names every time?"

I almost slipped the soles of my feet as soon as Yiermi spoke out. Thinking about it this way, I do have a few names for Yiermi dressed in nails.Big brother, knight, hero, benefactor.He is so careful.

"This is a problem left over from history, ah no, I just think it's quite appropriate to call it that. Well, didn't you help me before." I smiled dryly, holding the washed clothes in my hand and a towel on top of my head.My current image is not very good, although I haven't revealed anything that shouldn't be revealed, but I am very embarrassed.

Elmi nodded solemnly, then turned her head back.Is this just letting me go?

I dug out the clothes hanger in the empty closet and hung the clothes to dry by the window, and then I dug out the hair dryer to dry my hair.I closed the door of the bathroom, and I was blowing my hair happily in it.

But my happiness didn't last long before I was in tragedy.

Hair actually got stuck in the fan behind the butt of the blow dryer!What a tragedy this is! ! !While cursing himself secretly in his heart, his scalp was numb with pain.The hair dryer had already stopped working, and I was pulling my hair bitterly, hissing in pain.I pulled my hair all kinds of things in front of the mirror, but I didn't dare to pull it randomly, in case I pulled a lot.I'm not going bald!

Yes, scissors!right!Ask for help from Il fans, let him help you cut your hair, just cut it off!

Thinking of this, I opened the door of the bathroom, stroking my hair with one hand and holding the hair dryer in the other hand, walking bitterly in front of Yiermi.

"Benege! Help! My hair got stuck in it! QUQ" I'm definitely not the only one in this world!There must be a lot of people with their hair stuck in it!I have no doubts!

"..."

Yi Ermi shook his head and clicked a few times. Instead of using scissors, he took a nail off his clothes and motioned for me to go over.Could it be that he wants to cut off my hair with a nail? Are those nails so heaven-defying?Although there were many question marks in my heart, I calmly went to die.

I approached Yiermi, slightly bent my knees, and kept my back to him in a half-squat position.Yi Ermi, who was sitting by the bed, pulled up my half-dried hair with one hand, and then I only felt a chill on my neck.Goosebumps arose all over my body, and I hurriedly got up. The stuck hair had already been cut off, which did not affect the appearance, and the hair dryer was probably scrapped.Still lost it.

"Thank you benefactor! You are really my living Bodhisattva!"

After thanking you, I quickly rolled back to the bathroom, not paying attention to Ilmi's expression.

After finally getting refreshed, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

I rushed to the deck with the chocolates, and I happened to see Xiaojie and Qiya fishing there. From here, their backs looked very harmonious.But I'm sorry, as a third party, I'm about to make a strong landing.

"Oh, are you already fishing? I want to try it too!" I rushed over excitedly.

"Okay, hey, it smells so good. Sister An Xin became so clean all of a sudden." Xiaojie noticed my change immediately, moved his nose, and said without hesitation.

"That's right, I told you to wash it with a scent. The shower gel in the bathroom is strawberry-flavored, which is great. Xiaojie and Xiaoqi can also use it when they take a bath!"

"What are you holding, brown candy?"

Qi Ya held the fishing rod, turned his head and asked.

"Xiaoqi is chocolate!"

"Give it to me." He said commandingly.

My eyes lit up, and I immediately offered the chocolate respectfully, knowing that he didn't even bother to eat what I gave during the previous exam.Because it's annoying.But now you will take the initiative to ask, does that mean you hate me less?

"Xiaojie also eats it, this tastes very good."

Of course, I can't forget the protagonist, Xiaojie has helped me many times, so I can't be ungrateful.

The afternoon sun was not so strong, and there was a sea breeze blowing from time to time. I pulled my hair behind my ears and sat next to Qi Ya to watch him fish.On his left is Xiaojie, and on his right is me.It's just that one is teaching him to fish very seriously, and the other is very serious about watching him fish.Look and look, Qi Ya's eyes slanted, and I met his gaze.

"You always see what I do." Qi Ya said slightly uncomfortably, and his tone was also a little annoyed.

I suddenly made up the sentence pattern of Qi Ya saying [Are you satisfied with what you see], fortunately, he is not so shameless.But he didn't break the shame, so I need to break the shame.I cleared my throat, and said with a little pretense, "Because you look good, I like to watch it."

Qi Ya shivered from the cold, and immediately stopped looking at me, just staring at the fishing rod intently. After a while, he opened his mouth a little sullenly. "You are not serious when you speak, just like Hisoka."

A bolt of lightning strikes the top of my head, can I speak unreliably?Just like Hisoka?Wronged ah ah ah ah!Qi Ya, your tone of aggrieved little daughter-in-law will make me distracted!

"I'm not the same as candidate No. 44! I'm serious!" You see, I don't even have Hisoka's name, but candidate No. 44!

"Tch, that's none of my business."

Fuck me, that's why a boy's heart is as unpredictable as floating clouds!You were the one who showed that desolate look like a flower just now, young hero, although it was only fleeting.

Don't be so arrogant QAQ.

Qi Ya obviously didn't want to talk to me now, so I wisely shut up and watched him fish quietly.A few minutes later, the fishing rod in his hand shook a few times.

"A fish has been hooked! Qiya wait a little longer, and when the fish has taken the bait firmly, you pull up the fishing rod again." Xiaojie said in a low voice.

According to Xiaojie's method, after waiting for a while, Qi Ya violently pulled up the fishing rod, the fishing line stretched straight, and with the sound of breaking the water, a slender strange fish drew an arc in the air Fell into Qi Ya's arms.

"Hey!!! This fish is disgusting!"

Disgusted by the fish he caught, Qi Ya yelled in disgust, his blue cat eyes widened.And the strange fish wriggled happily on his belly.

"Where is it disgusting?" Xiaojie grabbed the fish and asked in confusion.

Qi Ya rubbed his arms, and said coldly: "Everywhere is disgusting!"

"Xiaoqi is not afraid!" I immediately stepped forward.

"You go away too."

Me: "QAQ..."

Finally, we borrowed a small stove, an iron plate and a fan from the old lady to grill the fish on the deck. I fanned the fire and looked at the fish on it. Sure enough, I should go to the kitchen to find some seasonings.

"I'll go to the kitchen to get some seasoning, you two continue."

"Uh-huh."

Although I really want Qiya to respond to me, but the person who responded is Xiaojie.Well, they are all good boys.

I dug out a few boxes of seasonings from the kitchen, took them to the deck, poured some casually, and then I flipped through the fish and continued to bake.Needless to say, I have no talent for cooking.It can be regarded as a waste with ten fingers not touching the spring water, so how can I catch up with the diamond king and the third child who can't go to the hall or go to the kitchen. == This is a question worth pondering.

"It's baked! This is sister An Xin's, and this is Qi Ya's."

With a cheer, Xiaojie handed me the fish, and then handed the fish that Qiya caught himself to Qiya.

"Hey, this fish is so scary! It's not dead yet! It's staring at me!" Qi Ya stepped back a few steps like a cat with fried hair, looking hard to face.

Xiaojie Doudouyan: "Qi Ya, are you really a killer?"

I quickly raised my hand: "Put me down and eat! Xiao Qi, eat my fish, and I'll exchange it with you."

Xiaojie: "..."

Qi Ya was not polite, and immediately took the fish in my hand, and said maliciously: "Deal, I will watch you eat." Saying so, he took a bite of my fish without politeness.Then his eyes turned to me, and he signaled me to eat his strange fish with his eyes.

Taking the fish that seemed to be alive from Xiaojie's hand, I swallowed my saliva, if I don't go to hell, whoever will!If you can't bear children, you can't set up wolves!How can you get a tiger cub if you don't enter the tiger's den!I!I!have eaten!

Then I had diarrhea from the afternoon until 11:[-] at night, and my whole body was going to collapse, Qiya, what kind of fish did you catch!Big killer!My aunt is no match for the turbulent diarrhea.

In the end, I came out of the toilet feeling my stomach and went back to bed with a haggard heart. Ilmi was already asleep.I tiptoedly turned off the desk lamp, and retracted under the quilt to sleep.Il fans in the form of nails have nothing to watch, so I don’t have any peeps while others are sleeping!

Now that I am beautiful, I should not snore, grind my teeth, kick the quilt and talk in my sleep.Thinking of this, I took another careful look at the bed next door. It was fine and stable.

So I closed my eyes and fell asleep.

……

I found that I came to a strange place, and there was a dark figure facing me.Uneasy and curious, what's going on?I couldn't help going forward to look, getting closer, I found that the black shadow was a monkey.

Suddenly, the monkey turned around and rushed towards me, pulling my hair majesticly!

Help, help!My hair is about to be pulled out by monkeys!

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

With a flick of my legs, I opened my eyes suddenly, and I'm still on the bed?As soon as I swiped my head, an honor that challenged the limit appeared in front of me unexpectedly.After seeing clearly by the light of the desk lamp, I opened my mouth to scream again, but suddenly my mouth was blocked by the other party with a corner of the quilt.I can't make a sound.

"Have a nightmare?"

Irmi's cold voice sounded, and my brain finally woke up.So I had a nightmare?I dreamed that the monkey kicked by me was going to strip off my hair. Thinking about it, it was really chilling!

I wanted to answer aloud, but I realized that I had a corner of the quilt stuffed in my mouth. I nodded, but I didn't dare to take out the corner of the quilt in my mouth without authorization, and just looked at Yi Ermi sadly.He turned on the desk lamp casually, and the light hit his face even more horribly.Realizing that I didn't dare to take out the things in my mouth at will, Yiermi finally mercifully reached out and pulled out the quilt from my mouth.

Coincidentally, the door was kicked open at this time——

"Cowhide...sugar..."

The people who broke through the door were Qi Ya and Xiao Jie, both of whom were barefoot, while Yi Ermi and I sat on the bed and turned our heads to look over.

I twitched the corner of my mouth.Qi Ya's expression was subtle.Xiaojie and Yiermi looked innocent.

What's the matter with this bad feeling of being caught in bed?Dad didn't have time to do anything!wrong!I do nothing!I don't covet big brother's beauty!I only have you in my heart, dear!