Our Lady of the Mother will die if she does not escape
Chapter 131 2 Wins, 4 Losses and 1 Draws
The system that has been quiet for a long time has finally called. The recent days have been chic and refreshing, and it is time for the plot to roll.
Saving lives was of the utmost importance, Chu Woyun hastily sent a letter to his friend, and went to southern Xinjiang hand in hand with Jiang Jue.
The area of the southern border is small, most of which are swamps and rainforests with humid climate, but there are five demon sects gathered here. They are the powerful and nobles here, and they are respected by the Jiuying fox clan.So the two found out that Zhixiuli's palace was under a banyan tree in the center of the city as soon as they inquired.
That tree may be thousands of years old. The thick trunk will rush above the clouds, and the hanging branches are like a sky full of qiu. The huge tree shadow can be seen more than ten miles away. When the wind blows, the entire magic city is full of banyan trees. green leaves.
Fox Tian□□ lives in tree holes and soil holes. It is said that [-] upper-class figures of the Jiuying Fox Clan live in this banyan tree.Foxes are sexually promiscuous and have amazing fecundity. Their huge family size is the confidence for them to dominate in southern Xinjiang.
On the other hand, the Dragon Clan is quite miserable. They are originally an elegant elite class. They pay attention to high-quality education and family planning. Yawu, who was in retreat, and Longxie, who was just born, were left alone.After Yawu came out, he managed to regain control of the Demon Realm, and the two uncles and nephews had an internal strife again, neither of them accepted the other, and the result of the fight has not yet been resolved...
The magic city is prosperous, and along the road extending in all directions to the bottom of the banyan tree, this is the "fox den" that Long Xie said.According to visual inspection, the root of the tree is as big as the main hall of Yuling Temple, which cannot be hugged by 50 people. There is a huge hole in the middle, which is made into an elegant gate for entry and exit. The aesthetic taste is surprisingly excellent.
Different from the devil's palace, the outside of the banyan tree is not strictly guarded, it looks like a temple fair is being held.A pair of carved mahogany tables and chairs was placed by the door, and an aged but still charming female fox sat in it, with two bright red moth eyebrows that caught the eye, the chair was swinging upside down, her enchanting legs rested on the table, her hands There is a thin red smoke stick sandwiched on it, puffing out clouds.
There was an endless line in front of the old aunt fox. There were demons, demons, and even some human races in the line. These people were either flirtatious or strong.In front of the old aunt Fox, she began to show her talents after a disagreement, and her subordinates took notes by the side with a notebook.
Obviously, this is a qualifier for the "Super Boys/Girls" in Southern Xinjiang.As long as you are good enough and are favored by the referee, you can honorably join Fox King's art team.
Jiang Jue wanted to wait for the opportunity to sneak in, but Chu Woyun had already pulled him into the queue, and in order to save time, he even jumped into the queue a few times.Soon it was their turn, and as soon as Chu Woyun approached, he was sprayed with a puff of choking smoke.
Just like eating snail powder and smelling bad, Chu Woyun is also an old smoker, but he suffers from the people around him smoking his second-hand smoke all the year round. Now, for the umpteenth time, he has made up his mind to quit smoking.She squeezed her nose and said, "Sister Fox, smoking is harmful to your health."
The female fox looked at the age of a half-old mistress, while Chu Woyun still had a fresh face in her early twenties, dressed very young, and put him in a good mood with a word: "Oh, my little man has a sweet mouth. Very good, where are you from?"
"My brother and I are human races in the north. We have long admired the name of the Fox King. I heard that the treatment in the song and dance troupe of the Fox King is good. Three meals a day are enough to give out spirit stones."
"Hmm." The female fox flicked the cigarette stick, closed her eyes and said in satisfaction, "What talent do you have?"
Chu Woyun said: "We are animal trainers, sister please watch the animal show."
Red Nightmare was in Jiang Jue's arms, as if he had sensed something, he reluctantly retracted his head into his master's armpit, Jiang Jue touched its ears, put it on the ground, and Chu Woyun flipped his hands to show Scarlet Nightmare glanced at several huge rings of fire with disdain, and with a "wow", his body instantly became the size of an adult male lion, the reddish-brown feathers trembled, and the roar from his throat was like a low muffled thunder.Attracted the eyes of the whole hall in amazement.
Then, Crimson Night threw off its mighty quadrupeds and twirled and jumped between the fire rings.
It was originally a boring performance in a circus, but it attracted a lot of applause.At the end of the performance, the female fox referee lacked interest: "That's all? Is there anything else?"
Chu Woyun smiled apologetically: "Others? What do you want to see?"
"There are still a few young men from the human race missing belly dance in the newly established dance team, can you do it?"
Thinking of Jin Ci's cruel dancing posture, the corners of Chu Woyun's mouth twitched: "I'm afraid not."
The female referee frowned: "Do you have any other talents? For example, playing the piano?"
"No." Chu Woyun looked back at Junior Brother Jiang with a questioning look, and he slowly shook his head.
"Pipa? Konghou? Singing voice? How about the skill of the grate head? How about serving people on the bed? You don't know it. What do you want?"
Chu Woyun rolled his eyes in his heart, and gave Jiang Jue a wink. It seemed that he could only break in secretly. He turned around and wanted to leave, but the old lady called to him anxiously: "Come back, Oh, I see that you have a good figure and appearance, so I reluctantly let you go in and learn first, if it weren't for my sister seeing your sweet mouth, I wouldn't bother to talk to you."
The willows are dark and the flowers are bright, and Chu Woyun thanked her with a shy face. The old female fox said contemptuously: "Don't be too happy, you can." She looked at Jiang Jue with her squinted eyes and said, "The one in the back, you can let it go for a long time." Can you learn how to dance without a single fart? What are you doing with your face covered, the gods don’t show it to others?”
Jiang Jue's curtain quickly turned an angle, facing Chu Woyun, he didn't speak, thinking he had never suffered such humiliation.Chu Woyun acted as a peacemaker: "Sister Fox, he is shy, just give us a chance, we must learn from it."
"No! You can only be recruited. There are no idlers in the palace."
Chu Woyun talked all kinds of things, but he still didn't move. He discussed with Jiang Jue, and finally asked him to take Red Nightmare outside to meet him.The plan to infiltrate was also put on hold for the time being. Jiang Jue had a pet in her arms and a white gauze hat on her head, which was unavoidably eye-catching and hard to hide.Chu Woyun was followed by a fox maid and entered through the side door.
The banyan tree hole has a huge space, and there is a special world. It is decorated with gold, silver and agate, and the precious light is shining. Thousands of silk satins hang down and flutter in the wind, echoing the hanging vines outside.
Zhixiuli practiced hedonism, and the servants and maids in the palace competed with each other, but Chu Woyun was enduring the full hole of foxy smell, and his stomach almost turned over.Covering her nose, she asked the fox maid who led the way: "Sister, shall we go in and report?"
The maid looks to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, and Chu Woyun still calls her elder sister, which is quite shameless, but if she has a young and good skin, young and old can eat it all.The fox girl glanced ambiguously, and said, "What's the report? It's early, the door is the first gate, and after entering, there will be a second round of selection by the manager. The result depends on your ability."
Just after the preliminaries, it's too troublesome to come to the semi-finals again. If I knew it, I would have listened to Junior Brother Jiang and how easy it is to sneak in.
He was led into a large room lined with rows of brass mirrors, and there were already a bunch of fresh male models standing inside, all of them were members of the newly selected dance team.Looking at the past, they are all human races, most of them are cultivators with Taoism. It is sad to stumble here.After Chu Woyun entered, he found a corner and squatted down, trying not to attract attention.Then the door opened several times, and groups of people came in one after another.
Finally, a middle-aged male fox with tufts on the left and right and wearing flowers in his hair walked in. The male models stood neatly in a row and saluted him.He sat on the grand master's chair.Holding the tone of the chief executive, he said: "Boys are all beauties who are among the best in the human world and have been selected by thousands of people. You are invited in to celebrate the fox king's recent capture of the world's number one fairy school, but our fox king's vision Very high, Zajia wants to select all-round talents who are proficient in all kinds of dancing skills and have a graceful figure today. Get out of the vases as soon as possible! Only half of you can stay, and you will randomly compete with each other in groups of two. The one who wins stays."
Competition?What to try?Chu Woyun felt that it was extremely troublesome, and he couldn't help but slap these fox-smelling goblins and green tea-smelling male models to death on the spot.Then go in and catch the fox, anyway, he and Zhi Xiuli's cultivation level are almost the same, so he may not lose.After thinking about it, I felt that it was too risky, and it was better to be cautious in other people's territory.
Soon, a fox called his false name, and another person's name, and the onlookers exclaimed.Chu Woyun saw it, well, the opponent he got was so beautiful that he was like a fairy.I also heard the "Working Fox Member" whispering in his ear: "The two of them competed against each other in appearance, and they were actually divided into a group. It's a pity which one was eliminated. Eh, what should I do..."
The name was still being read, and during the wait, Chu Woyun felt that the handsome man's eyes were firmly stuck to his face, and he was still scanning him up and down.In those phoenix eyes, there were five points of contempt, three points of hostility, and two points of jealousy smoldering.Obviously, he was hated by others.Chu Woyun made his back like a prickly prick, and he flicked his bangs to cover his face.At this time, the handsome man actually took the initiative to approach him and asked awkwardly, "Where are you from?"
"Ah? You ask me?" Chu Woyun pointed at himself, pretending not to know that he was paying attention to him, pretending to be innocent: "I come from the human world."
"Who didn't come from the human world?" The handsome man said in a bad tone, "I mean, were you kidnapped or something?"
"No, I took the initiative to perform."
The handsome man frowned even tighter: "What's your name?"
"My surname is Lu, and my name is Renjia. Brother...ah no...how about you, Jimei?"
The beauty folded her arms around her chest, and did not answer arrogantly: "How is your cultivation?"
"Just entered the Qi training period."
Hearing that, the feminine and beautiful man held his head up and looked at people with his nostrils, and hummed: "I'm worthless, I'm a big ass, how dare I come to the Fox King's palace?"
One thing more is worse than one thing less, Chu Woyun pretended to be his grandson: "Because I have admired the name of Fox King for a long time..." At this time, the staff suddenly announced the start of the competition.Chu Woyun didn't finish speaking, so he had to suspend the conversation.Hearing the instructions of the fox manager - the format of the competition is a seven-game four-win system, and the first item is to take off your clothes and compare whose skin is fair and transparent.
Like a beauty pageant in the harem, each man began to take off his clothes and reveal his flesh, the room was full of spring, competing for beauty, and Chu Woyun feasted his eyes.He didn't feel embarrassed when there were too many people taking off. Mostly he ran away from home in shame, thinking that he would lose as soon as possible and leave this place of right and wrong.He was stripped half of his clothes, and suddenly received a sharp blow between his waist and hips, and he staggered. After standing still, he found that the opponent pushed him hard with his waist or buttocks, forcing him to take a few steps back.
"Jimei, what did you hit me for?" Chu Woyun asked, suddenly, white light flashed his eyes.He found that where he was standing just now, there was a small ray of light coming in through the cracks in the trees, and that ray of light was just shining on the beautiful man's skin, outlining a white to shiny color.
The beautiful man pushed him away just to stand in a place with better light so as to get the whitening buff.
Everyone was attracted by the handsome man's cool white skin.Unsurprisingly, Chu Woyun lost.The scheming whore raised his eyebrows at him with a smug expression, which made Chu Woyun rebellious for no reason, and he rolled up his non-existent sleeves twice - he had to compare himself with this scheming man.
Swallowing this breath, the second item is to compare whose wrists and waists are slender.This time the right time and place will not work, you have to measure it directly with a ruler.In ancient books, there are beautiful stories about fat rings, swallows and thin waists, and waists that are heavy and thin, and dancers require waists that are too full to hold.Chu Woyun had no idea before, but now he took a look at himself and the other party, and knew that he was on the safe side. In terms of whether his waist is thin or not, he is the type that God chases after food.
The figure of the scheming male whore is also very nice, but overall he is taller than Chu Woyun, no matter how he inhales and shrinks his abdomen, he can't compare with Chu Woyun.This Chu Woyun wins steadily, and he feels a little better.
After the referee's record, the third item is to compare appearance.This is subjectivity. There are 1000 million Hamlets for a thousand readers. Human beauty is multi-faceted and multi-dimensional. The judges also have their own preferences in scoring, which cannot be objective and fair.Carefully evaluating these two people, one is fresh and refined, the other is flirtatious and charming, several referees, and the players who watched the excitement slapped their thighs—there is no comparison.The result was a draw.
As if, the contest between the two has become the center of the audience.
The fourth item is the posture of the test. Standing posture, walking, sitting and lying, all aspects have to be compared.Chu Woyun is a person who is used to being undisciplined, and the other party has specially practiced catwalking, and his every move is extremely coquettish. Chu Woyun is willing to bow down, admitting that he has a good grasp of temperament.
The fifth item, which compares a voice, is another boring item that differs from person to person. This time, most of the referees voted for Chu Woyun.Although the scheming whore's voice is sweet and seductive, it is still clichéd, and Chu Woyun simply recited the poem "Shui Tiao Ge Tou", which firmly grasped the attribute of "cool beauty".
The sixth and seventh items were respectively - piano and dance. It was Chu Woyun's turn to be blinded, and the scheming man found out that there was an elegant tune, and then he performed a classic song and dance drama of the fox clan.When it was Chu Woyun's turn, he refused to perform for no reason and aroused curiosity. Although he lost the competition, he left a strong impression on the judges and audience.The scheming man won, but he gritted his teeth and was half dead with anger.
The seven competitions are over. On the whole, Chu Woyun has two wins, four losses and one draw, a complete loss.
Chu Woyun heaved a sigh of relief, this shameful plot finally came to an end.To be honest, from the time I entered the tree hole, the system’s reminder of the currency has been beeping for a long time. It is said that he has offered physical welfare for the readers late at night, and he is hereby commended.He dressed angrily and waited to be asked out with the rest of the poor losers.That scheming man came to block the way again, with a gloating smile on the corner of his mouth, Chu Woyun knew that he was here to show off, so he ignored him, but he turned to Chu Woyun persistently, and said: "You just said what is your name?" with?"
"Brother, don't you give your own name before asking someone else's name? In the territory of the Fox King, do you dare to be so rude?"
The scheming man raised a soft and plain hand to smooth his long hair, and said happily, "I'm just asking, are you losing to me? I'm not convinced. Hehe, don't be angry, to be honest, you can beat me!" In the two rounds, you are already very good, and it is not shameful to lose to me."
Chu Woyun tightened his trouser belt: "In that case, I wish you good luck and enjoy the glory and wealth here."
The scheming man grabbed him and refused to let him go: "Remember, your name is Lu, right? I just asked you why you came to the Fox King's Palace, and you haven't finished yet."
Chu Woyun was overwhelmed by the disturbance, wanted to push him away but couldn't move his arm, and said casually: "Naturally, I have admired Fox King for a long time, and I am the most beautiful woman in the world. If I can serve him once in this life, I will die without regret. .Brother, you are blessed, but you have to inherit my younger brother's behest and perform for His Majesty the Fox King."
Unexpectedly, when the scheming man heard this, he laughed without warning. The laugh was extremely free and exaggerated. Everyone looked back at him frequently, wondering what he was going crazy.At this time, a gust of red mist burst out from his body, covering his figure. After a while, the wind blew up on the ground, and the red mist cleared away.A long-haired man with an enchanting figure, charming eyes, and a pointed chin appeared in the hall, with three bright red magic lines on his face.
"Long live the fox king!" The Jiuying fox tribe present hurriedly knelt down and shouted loudly, and the beautiful man of the human race fell to his knees with trembling legs.
It's all boring, dress up in disguise, and go to the beauty pageant in the competition held by yourself.
Chu Woyun's heart suddenly hung up, and he repeatedly confirmed whether he had exposed his cultivation during the whole process just now.
"Hahahahaha!" Zhi Xiuli ignored them, squatted down slightly, put his arms around Chu Woyun's knees, picked him up horizontally, and walked out the door with a big laugh.
Saving lives was of the utmost importance, Chu Woyun hastily sent a letter to his friend, and went to southern Xinjiang hand in hand with Jiang Jue.
The area of the southern border is small, most of which are swamps and rainforests with humid climate, but there are five demon sects gathered here. They are the powerful and nobles here, and they are respected by the Jiuying fox clan.So the two found out that Zhixiuli's palace was under a banyan tree in the center of the city as soon as they inquired.
That tree may be thousands of years old. The thick trunk will rush above the clouds, and the hanging branches are like a sky full of qiu. The huge tree shadow can be seen more than ten miles away. When the wind blows, the entire magic city is full of banyan trees. green leaves.
Fox Tian□□ lives in tree holes and soil holes. It is said that [-] upper-class figures of the Jiuying Fox Clan live in this banyan tree.Foxes are sexually promiscuous and have amazing fecundity. Their huge family size is the confidence for them to dominate in southern Xinjiang.
On the other hand, the Dragon Clan is quite miserable. They are originally an elegant elite class. They pay attention to high-quality education and family planning. Yawu, who was in retreat, and Longxie, who was just born, were left alone.After Yawu came out, he managed to regain control of the Demon Realm, and the two uncles and nephews had an internal strife again, neither of them accepted the other, and the result of the fight has not yet been resolved...
The magic city is prosperous, and along the road extending in all directions to the bottom of the banyan tree, this is the "fox den" that Long Xie said.According to visual inspection, the root of the tree is as big as the main hall of Yuling Temple, which cannot be hugged by 50 people. There is a huge hole in the middle, which is made into an elegant gate for entry and exit. The aesthetic taste is surprisingly excellent.
Different from the devil's palace, the outside of the banyan tree is not strictly guarded, it looks like a temple fair is being held.A pair of carved mahogany tables and chairs was placed by the door, and an aged but still charming female fox sat in it, with two bright red moth eyebrows that caught the eye, the chair was swinging upside down, her enchanting legs rested on the table, her hands There is a thin red smoke stick sandwiched on it, puffing out clouds.
There was an endless line in front of the old aunt fox. There were demons, demons, and even some human races in the line. These people were either flirtatious or strong.In front of the old aunt Fox, she began to show her talents after a disagreement, and her subordinates took notes by the side with a notebook.
Obviously, this is a qualifier for the "Super Boys/Girls" in Southern Xinjiang.As long as you are good enough and are favored by the referee, you can honorably join Fox King's art team.
Jiang Jue wanted to wait for the opportunity to sneak in, but Chu Woyun had already pulled him into the queue, and in order to save time, he even jumped into the queue a few times.Soon it was their turn, and as soon as Chu Woyun approached, he was sprayed with a puff of choking smoke.
Just like eating snail powder and smelling bad, Chu Woyun is also an old smoker, but he suffers from the people around him smoking his second-hand smoke all the year round. Now, for the umpteenth time, he has made up his mind to quit smoking.She squeezed her nose and said, "Sister Fox, smoking is harmful to your health."
The female fox looked at the age of a half-old mistress, while Chu Woyun still had a fresh face in her early twenties, dressed very young, and put him in a good mood with a word: "Oh, my little man has a sweet mouth. Very good, where are you from?"
"My brother and I are human races in the north. We have long admired the name of the Fox King. I heard that the treatment in the song and dance troupe of the Fox King is good. Three meals a day are enough to give out spirit stones."
"Hmm." The female fox flicked the cigarette stick, closed her eyes and said in satisfaction, "What talent do you have?"
Chu Woyun said: "We are animal trainers, sister please watch the animal show."
Red Nightmare was in Jiang Jue's arms, as if he had sensed something, he reluctantly retracted his head into his master's armpit, Jiang Jue touched its ears, put it on the ground, and Chu Woyun flipped his hands to show Scarlet Nightmare glanced at several huge rings of fire with disdain, and with a "wow", his body instantly became the size of an adult male lion, the reddish-brown feathers trembled, and the roar from his throat was like a low muffled thunder.Attracted the eyes of the whole hall in amazement.
Then, Crimson Night threw off its mighty quadrupeds and twirled and jumped between the fire rings.
It was originally a boring performance in a circus, but it attracted a lot of applause.At the end of the performance, the female fox referee lacked interest: "That's all? Is there anything else?"
Chu Woyun smiled apologetically: "Others? What do you want to see?"
"There are still a few young men from the human race missing belly dance in the newly established dance team, can you do it?"
Thinking of Jin Ci's cruel dancing posture, the corners of Chu Woyun's mouth twitched: "I'm afraid not."
The female referee frowned: "Do you have any other talents? For example, playing the piano?"
"No." Chu Woyun looked back at Junior Brother Jiang with a questioning look, and he slowly shook his head.
"Pipa? Konghou? Singing voice? How about the skill of the grate head? How about serving people on the bed? You don't know it. What do you want?"
Chu Woyun rolled his eyes in his heart, and gave Jiang Jue a wink. It seemed that he could only break in secretly. He turned around and wanted to leave, but the old lady called to him anxiously: "Come back, Oh, I see that you have a good figure and appearance, so I reluctantly let you go in and learn first, if it weren't for my sister seeing your sweet mouth, I wouldn't bother to talk to you."
The willows are dark and the flowers are bright, and Chu Woyun thanked her with a shy face. The old female fox said contemptuously: "Don't be too happy, you can." She looked at Jiang Jue with her squinted eyes and said, "The one in the back, you can let it go for a long time." Can you learn how to dance without a single fart? What are you doing with your face covered, the gods don’t show it to others?”
Jiang Jue's curtain quickly turned an angle, facing Chu Woyun, he didn't speak, thinking he had never suffered such humiliation.Chu Woyun acted as a peacemaker: "Sister Fox, he is shy, just give us a chance, we must learn from it."
"No! You can only be recruited. There are no idlers in the palace."
Chu Woyun talked all kinds of things, but he still didn't move. He discussed with Jiang Jue, and finally asked him to take Red Nightmare outside to meet him.The plan to infiltrate was also put on hold for the time being. Jiang Jue had a pet in her arms and a white gauze hat on her head, which was unavoidably eye-catching and hard to hide.Chu Woyun was followed by a fox maid and entered through the side door.
The banyan tree hole has a huge space, and there is a special world. It is decorated with gold, silver and agate, and the precious light is shining. Thousands of silk satins hang down and flutter in the wind, echoing the hanging vines outside.
Zhixiuli practiced hedonism, and the servants and maids in the palace competed with each other, but Chu Woyun was enduring the full hole of foxy smell, and his stomach almost turned over.Covering her nose, she asked the fox maid who led the way: "Sister, shall we go in and report?"
The maid looks to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, and Chu Woyun still calls her elder sister, which is quite shameless, but if she has a young and good skin, young and old can eat it all.The fox girl glanced ambiguously, and said, "What's the report? It's early, the door is the first gate, and after entering, there will be a second round of selection by the manager. The result depends on your ability."
Just after the preliminaries, it's too troublesome to come to the semi-finals again. If I knew it, I would have listened to Junior Brother Jiang and how easy it is to sneak in.
He was led into a large room lined with rows of brass mirrors, and there were already a bunch of fresh male models standing inside, all of them were members of the newly selected dance team.Looking at the past, they are all human races, most of them are cultivators with Taoism. It is sad to stumble here.After Chu Woyun entered, he found a corner and squatted down, trying not to attract attention.Then the door opened several times, and groups of people came in one after another.
Finally, a middle-aged male fox with tufts on the left and right and wearing flowers in his hair walked in. The male models stood neatly in a row and saluted him.He sat on the grand master's chair.Holding the tone of the chief executive, he said: "Boys are all beauties who are among the best in the human world and have been selected by thousands of people. You are invited in to celebrate the fox king's recent capture of the world's number one fairy school, but our fox king's vision Very high, Zajia wants to select all-round talents who are proficient in all kinds of dancing skills and have a graceful figure today. Get out of the vases as soon as possible! Only half of you can stay, and you will randomly compete with each other in groups of two. The one who wins stays."
Competition?What to try?Chu Woyun felt that it was extremely troublesome, and he couldn't help but slap these fox-smelling goblins and green tea-smelling male models to death on the spot.Then go in and catch the fox, anyway, he and Zhi Xiuli's cultivation level are almost the same, so he may not lose.After thinking about it, I felt that it was too risky, and it was better to be cautious in other people's territory.
Soon, a fox called his false name, and another person's name, and the onlookers exclaimed.Chu Woyun saw it, well, the opponent he got was so beautiful that he was like a fairy.I also heard the "Working Fox Member" whispering in his ear: "The two of them competed against each other in appearance, and they were actually divided into a group. It's a pity which one was eliminated. Eh, what should I do..."
The name was still being read, and during the wait, Chu Woyun felt that the handsome man's eyes were firmly stuck to his face, and he was still scanning him up and down.In those phoenix eyes, there were five points of contempt, three points of hostility, and two points of jealousy smoldering.Obviously, he was hated by others.Chu Woyun made his back like a prickly prick, and he flicked his bangs to cover his face.At this time, the handsome man actually took the initiative to approach him and asked awkwardly, "Where are you from?"
"Ah? You ask me?" Chu Woyun pointed at himself, pretending not to know that he was paying attention to him, pretending to be innocent: "I come from the human world."
"Who didn't come from the human world?" The handsome man said in a bad tone, "I mean, were you kidnapped or something?"
"No, I took the initiative to perform."
The handsome man frowned even tighter: "What's your name?"
"My surname is Lu, and my name is Renjia. Brother...ah no...how about you, Jimei?"
The beauty folded her arms around her chest, and did not answer arrogantly: "How is your cultivation?"
"Just entered the Qi training period."
Hearing that, the feminine and beautiful man held his head up and looked at people with his nostrils, and hummed: "I'm worthless, I'm a big ass, how dare I come to the Fox King's palace?"
One thing more is worse than one thing less, Chu Woyun pretended to be his grandson: "Because I have admired the name of Fox King for a long time..." At this time, the staff suddenly announced the start of the competition.Chu Woyun didn't finish speaking, so he had to suspend the conversation.Hearing the instructions of the fox manager - the format of the competition is a seven-game four-win system, and the first item is to take off your clothes and compare whose skin is fair and transparent.
Like a beauty pageant in the harem, each man began to take off his clothes and reveal his flesh, the room was full of spring, competing for beauty, and Chu Woyun feasted his eyes.He didn't feel embarrassed when there were too many people taking off. Mostly he ran away from home in shame, thinking that he would lose as soon as possible and leave this place of right and wrong.He was stripped half of his clothes, and suddenly received a sharp blow between his waist and hips, and he staggered. After standing still, he found that the opponent pushed him hard with his waist or buttocks, forcing him to take a few steps back.
"Jimei, what did you hit me for?" Chu Woyun asked, suddenly, white light flashed his eyes.He found that where he was standing just now, there was a small ray of light coming in through the cracks in the trees, and that ray of light was just shining on the beautiful man's skin, outlining a white to shiny color.
The beautiful man pushed him away just to stand in a place with better light so as to get the whitening buff.
Everyone was attracted by the handsome man's cool white skin.Unsurprisingly, Chu Woyun lost.The scheming whore raised his eyebrows at him with a smug expression, which made Chu Woyun rebellious for no reason, and he rolled up his non-existent sleeves twice - he had to compare himself with this scheming man.
Swallowing this breath, the second item is to compare whose wrists and waists are slender.This time the right time and place will not work, you have to measure it directly with a ruler.In ancient books, there are beautiful stories about fat rings, swallows and thin waists, and waists that are heavy and thin, and dancers require waists that are too full to hold.Chu Woyun had no idea before, but now he took a look at himself and the other party, and knew that he was on the safe side. In terms of whether his waist is thin or not, he is the type that God chases after food.
The figure of the scheming male whore is also very nice, but overall he is taller than Chu Woyun, no matter how he inhales and shrinks his abdomen, he can't compare with Chu Woyun.This Chu Woyun wins steadily, and he feels a little better.
After the referee's record, the third item is to compare appearance.This is subjectivity. There are 1000 million Hamlets for a thousand readers. Human beauty is multi-faceted and multi-dimensional. The judges also have their own preferences in scoring, which cannot be objective and fair.Carefully evaluating these two people, one is fresh and refined, the other is flirtatious and charming, several referees, and the players who watched the excitement slapped their thighs—there is no comparison.The result was a draw.
As if, the contest between the two has become the center of the audience.
The fourth item is the posture of the test. Standing posture, walking, sitting and lying, all aspects have to be compared.Chu Woyun is a person who is used to being undisciplined, and the other party has specially practiced catwalking, and his every move is extremely coquettish. Chu Woyun is willing to bow down, admitting that he has a good grasp of temperament.
The fifth item, which compares a voice, is another boring item that differs from person to person. This time, most of the referees voted for Chu Woyun.Although the scheming whore's voice is sweet and seductive, it is still clichéd, and Chu Woyun simply recited the poem "Shui Tiao Ge Tou", which firmly grasped the attribute of "cool beauty".
The sixth and seventh items were respectively - piano and dance. It was Chu Woyun's turn to be blinded, and the scheming man found out that there was an elegant tune, and then he performed a classic song and dance drama of the fox clan.When it was Chu Woyun's turn, he refused to perform for no reason and aroused curiosity. Although he lost the competition, he left a strong impression on the judges and audience.The scheming man won, but he gritted his teeth and was half dead with anger.
The seven competitions are over. On the whole, Chu Woyun has two wins, four losses and one draw, a complete loss.
Chu Woyun heaved a sigh of relief, this shameful plot finally came to an end.To be honest, from the time I entered the tree hole, the system’s reminder of the currency has been beeping for a long time. It is said that he has offered physical welfare for the readers late at night, and he is hereby commended.He dressed angrily and waited to be asked out with the rest of the poor losers.That scheming man came to block the way again, with a gloating smile on the corner of his mouth, Chu Woyun knew that he was here to show off, so he ignored him, but he turned to Chu Woyun persistently, and said: "You just said what is your name?" with?"
"Brother, don't you give your own name before asking someone else's name? In the territory of the Fox King, do you dare to be so rude?"
The scheming man raised a soft and plain hand to smooth his long hair, and said happily, "I'm just asking, are you losing to me? I'm not convinced. Hehe, don't be angry, to be honest, you can beat me!" In the two rounds, you are already very good, and it is not shameful to lose to me."
Chu Woyun tightened his trouser belt: "In that case, I wish you good luck and enjoy the glory and wealth here."
The scheming man grabbed him and refused to let him go: "Remember, your name is Lu, right? I just asked you why you came to the Fox King's Palace, and you haven't finished yet."
Chu Woyun was overwhelmed by the disturbance, wanted to push him away but couldn't move his arm, and said casually: "Naturally, I have admired Fox King for a long time, and I am the most beautiful woman in the world. If I can serve him once in this life, I will die without regret. .Brother, you are blessed, but you have to inherit my younger brother's behest and perform for His Majesty the Fox King."
Unexpectedly, when the scheming man heard this, he laughed without warning. The laugh was extremely free and exaggerated. Everyone looked back at him frequently, wondering what he was going crazy.At this time, a gust of red mist burst out from his body, covering his figure. After a while, the wind blew up on the ground, and the red mist cleared away.A long-haired man with an enchanting figure, charming eyes, and a pointed chin appeared in the hall, with three bright red magic lines on his face.
"Long live the fox king!" The Jiuying fox tribe present hurriedly knelt down and shouted loudly, and the beautiful man of the human race fell to his knees with trembling legs.
It's all boring, dress up in disguise, and go to the beauty pageant in the competition held by yourself.
Chu Woyun's heart suddenly hung up, and he repeatedly confirmed whether he had exposed his cultivation during the whole process just now.
"Hahahahaha!" Zhi Xiuli ignored them, squatted down slightly, put his arms around Chu Woyun's knees, picked him up horizontally, and walked out the door with a big laugh.
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