Our Lady of the Mother will die if she does not escape

According to the "rigorous" plot line of the original book, the current dungeon is used to help the hero and heroine speed up their relationship. In the original book, this is an ordinary task of fighting zombies. With a mental attack, the souls of Long Xie and Song Lingxing were about to be taken away, and they were about to turn into walking dead. Fortunately, there was no danger in the end, and Long Xie reversed the form with his invincible mental power.The soul was also released, but before returning to the main body, subject to the force majeure of the plot, the hero and heroine actually got the wrong body, and after switching bodies, they had to do many shameful things, such as bathing each other blindfolded Lah... The stuffed otaku love to hear and see such a section, this section is still one of the previous climaxes, and it has attracted a lot of traffic.

But Chu Woyun didn't care at all about the relationship between the two of you, you, me, and you, and he was all about being the mastermind behind the scenes.It's a pity that the author is well versed in the need to write novels in detail, and [-] of the [-]-word plot are used to describe the heroine's "skin is firm and fat/breasty", Chu Woyun didn't figure out who the dungeon boss is at the end Where is the sacred.

Suddenly thinking of Song Lingxing's barren breasts again, Chu Woyun spat: "God damn crisp/breasty!"

System: [This description is limited to the male protagonist and readers, and the supporting characters are not entitled to such benefits. 】

"Fuck you, I won't bring shame on myself, degenerate and self-destroy to covet the heroine!" He couldn't tell, and he said in horror, "Why are you like the roundworm in my stomach?" Think, isn't it, the system is built in his head.

"Also, you haven't shown up for a long time, where is my escape coin?"

[Sorry, the dungeon tasks need to be settled after all are completed, please make persistent efforts. 】

The water in the Pacific Ocean, Chu Woyun's tears, his heart is almost the same as that of a migrant worker who has been working hard for a month and is told that his hard-earned money will not be paid until the end of the year.

On the second day, the group had breakfast (symbolic) at the house, and upon inquiring, Mayor Liu hadn't come back yet.Chu Woyun was a little annoyed, he had to ask the mayor about some things in detail before planning the next move.

It was lively outside, Chu Woyun couldn't stay idle, and took the brat with excess energy to go out to observe the people's sentiments.Traveling on business trips has always been an unchanging fine tradition of human beings.

In order not to attract people to watch, Chu Woyun collected his spiritual power, dressed in black, with long hair standing up high, less lazy and gentle, and more sharp temperament, as chic as a dagger.

He looks tall, thin and young, like a big brother, leading a group of younger siblings to the street. The town is bustling, not much worse than the capital city. There are all kinds of shops and everything on the street.A group of teenagers, some like to watch juggling, some like rouge powder, windmill dolls, Chu Woyun sent a lot of money, let them go, anyway, they won’t lose it, walking, there are not many left behind.Passing by a well-decorated shop, Chu Woyun had no interest at all, but was troubled and troubled, what should I do?Be pampered, take a closer look, the inside is colorful and colorful, and it is actually a fruit seller.

Chu Woyun tried to break free from the hand she took the initiative to shake—you pulled the wrong person, girl?Your boyfriend is right next to you.

Song Lingxing jumped into the store and said beamingly: "Hey, there are longan, I haven't eaten for a long time!"

Chu Woyun was terrified: "Where do you get longan in the winter?"

Also terrified was Long Xie who had just stepped over the threshold, standing by the side and staring at the round fruits on the shelf.When he was a child, he was poor and couldn't get enough to eat. Naturally, he had never seen the high-end fruits displayed in the shop.

Diao Junjie pushed him: "Idiot, you are looking for death by blocking the door!"

"Longlonglong...longyan...what is it?"

As the name suggests, he mistook it for the eyeball of his kindred.The human race hated the demon race deeply, and many monks refined the body parts of monsters and monsters into magical weapons and medicines, so he naturally misunderstood it.

When Chu Woyun heard it, his heart softened, and he beckoned him to come in. He peeled one and stuffed it into his mouth. Long Xie held it in his mouth in fear, not daring to refuse or chew.Chu Woyun smiled and said: "Longan is just a good name for a fruit, also called longan."

Long Xie tasted the sweet taste on the tip of his tongue, and realized that this was the first time Chu Woyun fed him.Inexplicably shy, he whispered: "A good name? Why?"

Chu Woyun nonsense said: "Probably because the dragon is an auspicious beast, this fruit looks like the dragon's eyes, very beautiful."

Long Xie's heart was slightly sour. What he had been taught all along was that the dragon clan was the leader of the heinous demon clan.But Chu Woyun told him that dragons are still yearned for by people.He was accepted like an orphan who hated dogs from childhood, and for a moment, tears welled up in his eyes.

All the disciples looked at each other in astonishment after hearing this, what the master said was different from the usual class.

Jin Ci said: "But you didn't say that the dragon race is the most evil race, and their strength should not be underestimated..."

The more Chu Woyun looked at him, the more displeased he was: "I like to fight with my teacher, right? Let me go shopping by myself, don't bother me!"

He paid for the fruit, shared a bag with each of them, and beat the disciples away with one palm.How nice it is to be alone. I went to a small stall and bought a fan. I fanned it twice. I felt that the fan was crazy in winter, so I gave it to a girl.I bought a wine gourd and dangled it around my waist. I felt that it was neither fish nor fowl, and my disciples felt ashamed when they saw it, so I gave it to the old man who picked firewood.After finally picking out a tickle stick, I found it practical and cheap, so I turned across a street and saw a big guy with the same model on the side of the road. I turned around and found the old man just now, and secretly stuffed it into the burden he picked...

In the end, he stopped in front of a stall full of beautiful things, rationally told him not to spend impulsively, even if he was rich.But as soon as he saw the exquisite and small sachets, he wanted to buy them for Long Xie.His sword was bare and ugly.

The sachet seller rubbed his hands and asked with a smile, "Which girl are you going to give it to?"

Chu Woyun: "No, give me that ineffective apprentice."

The peddler had a strange expression: "This...isn't appropriate."

Chu Woyun: "What's inappropriate?"

The peddler laughed and squeezed his eyes almost out: "Female apprentice?"

Chu Woyun: "A man."

The peddler stared again, staring like a copper bell: "Master, give this to the male apprentice?"

Chu Woyun played with the sachet, and said: "Although the color weaver is a little fancy, it is not important. The important thing is...forget it, why do I tell you so much, this immortal...cough...I am busy Very much."

Who pays, who is the father, the peddler nodded and bowed: "Yes, yes, the heart inside is the most important! Young master, go slowly! Come more often next time."

Chu Woyun walked away, the peddler shook a few copper coins in his palm, and said to himself: "A sachet of eternal unity as a gift to the apprentice? It's strange! Forget it, it's serious to make money..."

Chu Woyun put the sachet in his arms and was walking, when suddenly, something rushed up and hugged his buttocks.

In broad daylight, Chu Woyun was not afraid. He looked down and saw the little beggar in the cemetery that day!The little black face pressed against his waist, and the little black hands grabbed the hem of his clothes. Fortunately, he was wearing black clothes today, and he shouted witty in his heart.

"Tangwowo, you agreed." The little black face looked up at him, his black eyes shining brightly.

Chu Woyun grabbed him with his backhand and looked around at the same time. Sure enough, he was the only one who came forward. He should be the king of children among beggars. Peep here in the dark.But what kind of mission Chu Woyun is, he can feel it clearly with a glance.Grabbing the little black face's shoulders gently, they can't let them run away this time!

"That's natural!" Chu Woyun said kindly, "You come with me!"

On the contrary, the little black face was a little hesitant. He has been in the market for many years, and he has a keen sense of people's expressions, benevolent or malicious.Chu Woyun pulled him to a secluded place, and he followed obediently, not because of inexplicable trust, but because of Chu Woyun's strength, he couldn't break free at all.

Turning to an alley, the little black face thought he was going to die today, but unexpectedly Chu Woyun dragged him to a stall, bought a candy nest, and took it back before handing it to him. Thinking that Chu Woyun was playing tricks on him, Chu Woyun took out a handkerchief from his bosom, wrapped it in sugar, and stuffed it into his dirty hands.

He stopped running, and stood there munching. It was the first time in his life that he ate the candy sticking to his teeth. It was so sweet that he was about to cry. Chu Woyun guessed that there was something moving in it, and a sense of accomplishment surged in his chest. .Immediately, the little beggars hiding in the corners burst out, one by two, Chu Woyun didn't dare to delay, bought a large stack of candies, and divided them up hastily, fearing that those little black hands and yellow hands would The little gray hand came to harm his clothes again.

There was another one among them, who was taller than them and dressed a little tidier, but had the same expression of wanting candy, shaking his head and tail like a little white cat, whoever it was if it wasn't Long Xie.When other classmates are not around, he is always more relaxed and will act like a baby.How can Chu Woyun ignore it, and asked for a quick candy, and gave it to him together with the sachet, and the others didn't say anything.

Chu Woyun finished distributing the candy patiently. As the saying goes, people who eat can only talk with each other after eating.

He smiled and said: "Now tell me, who arranged those words!"

If you ask for it, he wants it too. Zhou Dashan is a kind-hearted man who distributes his family wealth and gives him elixir, even if he takes it into the grave, he won't be able to escape!

The above is what the beggars sang that day.With Chu Woyun's hearing ability, he could hear clearly at that time!

The little beggars looked at each other, the little yellow faces, the little black faces, and the little gray faces muttered together, as if they decided to spit.But at this time, there was a loud shout from behind.

"Master Immortal! Help! It's...dead again!"

Mayor Liu ran over with his old legs dangling. The beggars saw him as if they had seen Yama, and they all hushed up.Fortunately, Long Xie had quick eyes and quick hands, and before Chu Woyun could wink, he accurately caught the most familiar little black face.

Mayor Liu's shout was getting closer and closer, Chu Woyun's face was worried, and he held the little black face's shoulder: "Eat and eat, hurry up!"

The little black face watched the ferocious old mayor standing beside him panting, swallowed, and honestly confessed: "It's a bald donkey."

Chu Woyun looked at Mayor Liu, who was leaning on crutches, shaking his goatee, with a dazed expression, obviously he didn't know any bald donkey.

Chu Woyun asked: "How do you dress?"

The little black face said: "I'm wearing white clothes, which are strangely clean, with two strings of beads on my hands and neck." Not to mention, he chewed and said, "By the way, he still stutters!"