You have only been online for a few days, and you have started to offer some holiday specials. I want to make a report call to accuse you of enslaved labor!
System: [This event is based on the principles of openness and transparency, respecting the will of the players, and there is absolutely no coercive behavior.You can choose freely - A: Accept the activity; B: Give up the activity, and then the dog will take it. 】
Chu Woyun cursed and quit the chat box for the nth time, and chose A before quitting.
Don't get me wrong, he was attracted by the life-saving magic weapon.In this world of immortals and demons where the jungle preys on the jungle, Chu Woyun's cultivation and status are already very high, but he has not yet reached the ceiling level, his actual combat experience is not enough, his overall quality needs to be improved, and he faces the risk of belching after a field battle at any time.
If there is a life-saving magic weapon, it will be more at ease.
But what is the specific operation of "playing the machine with plain hands"?
System explanation: [You need to have your chest touched 1314 times, echoing the atmosphere of the "milk touching festival" in the devil world. 】
Chu Woyun, who was about to take out two big oranges from his chest, expressed that he could not accept it.
System: "Entering Yaojie means accepting the mission. If you quit midway, you will be punished."
"I've already 'give up the task and let the dog lead', and punish me!"
The system punishment lost its deterrent power for the first time, so it could only be tempted: [Just being touched a few times, you can get a life-saving magic weapon, solve your worries, and a profitable business.Moreover, this is nothing compared to what you have suffered before. 】
"Alas..." Chu Woyun sighed, he wanted to return to a normal man immediately after entering.Now it's all right, I have to look for someone to touch my big breasts, and said in my mouth: "Hi, the little girl is doing a task, although she is very 'hazikaxi', but can you touch my breasts?" Amazing words like that.
What sin did he do to deserve this?
Yin Tong next to him saw him standing there in a daze for a long time, couldn't help stretching out his hand in front of his eyes, and called out, "Senior Chu?"
Chu Woyun hummed: "What's the matter?"
"You're about to put away your supernatural powers, let's go shopping." Sure enough, it was a young man, and the first thing he thought of was playing.
Chu Woyun said weakly: "Okay, but I'm still wanted, I'm afraid others will recognize it, so let's keep this appearance."
The two relaxed a little, and started to stroll around in the demon street. The scenery in the demon world was no different from that outside, except that there were more people, the shops were denser, and the things were more expensive.Hurrying these days, Chu Woyun, who has long been bigu, does not need to eat or sleep, but Yin Tong must be hungry and thirsty, so Chu Woyun wants to find a restaurant or other place for him to replenish some energy.But looking around, the snack bar hangs either human skin sushi or human tenderloin, which is extremely terrifying.After a while, I finally found a normal mobile fruit cart, with rows of exquisite and hygienic box-cut fruit pulp on it. The owner of the cart was a one-eyed monster, yelling loudly to attract customers.
Chu Woyun went up and saw the large yellow and round longan in the fruit. He couldn't help but think that this is what Lingxing likes to eat. He wondered what happened to his apprentices in Wusui Island.
Chu Woyun said: "Boss, how do you sell the longan?"
Hearing what he said, the one-eyed boss suddenly turned pale, and whispered, "Miss, would you like some grapes?"
He has no time to correct the fact that he is not a girl.
"Grapes?" Chu Woyun frowned suspiciously, pointed at the yellow fruit and said, "I want some longan."
The boss of the one-eyed monster stomped his feet nervously: "Girl, these are grapes."
"But this is obviously longan!" Chu Woyun shouted, it is also longan when Grandpa Tianwang came today.
Cyclops Ten looked around in horror and lowered his voice: "The dragon you're talking about...cough cough...whatever, I won't sell it, it's grapes!"
"But this is a dragon..."
At this time, Yin Tong tugged at his sleeve, flirting with him, and then said to the boss of the one-eyed monster, "Is it the Dragon Clan's rule to call it grape?"
The boss of the one-eyed monster nodded frantically: "Yes, it was called that three years ago."
Three years ago, it was the time when Yawu came out to lead the demons again and made waves.
Chu Woyun suddenly realized that he was playing word prison.
Ordinary people in the Demon Realm are not stupid, they know the difference between longan and grapes, the reason for the confusion is because after Yawu came back, in order to avoid the taboo, all the objects with the word "dragon" were renamed, not to mention the ominous word "eating longan". .Just like the royal surname "Zhu" in the Ming Dynasty, "pig" has the alias "Fat Fat".
Chu Woyun suddenly felt that his act of being serious just now was very stupid, and his IQ was crushed.
From this trivial matter, it can be seen that the dragon clan has an unrivaled position in the devil world.
Chu Woyun smiled awkwardly: "So that's the case, but you don't know that the dragon in the human world... grapes also have another name, called longan. You can call it that too. It looks like an imported product, high-end!"
The boss of the one-eyed monster thought for a while and clapped his hands.He also gave him a box of longan, euphemistically saying that he cannot accept money from "girls".The one-eyed monster yelled "Sell longan, sell longan" and pushed the cart to the crowded place.
Chu Woyun even forgot that he doesn't have demon currency and can't buy anything, but now he gets a box of high-priced fruit for nothing by virtue of his gender advantage. It's a pleasure to take advantage of it.Passed it to Yin Tong, thinking that a half-grown young man like him should like it, but the young man turned his face away in disgust, and refused to eat it, and finally Chu Woyun chewed it by himself.
The sky in the demon world has always been dark and unclear. Even in the daytime, Shaluo City is like dusk. The demon street is full of red lanterns, and a pungent fragrant wind blows from time to time. One by one, all the painted and charming demon women are wandering around. , Use your half-covered parts to provoke others.Some are more reserved, covering their chests, and only let people they like touch them, and there are a few female devils touching each other, and some rely on their proud twin peaks, directly bare their breasts/breasts, a lot of strange shapes Male goblins gather around them, and...
Chu Woyun covered Yin Tong's eyes, endured his nausea and left quickly.After taking two steps, he felt a hand attacking from the side, rubbing his chest, making him scream, and in a blink of an eye, there was no trace of the owner of the salty pig's hand.
Yin Tong looked back, and said: "I saw it, it was a long-nosed little devil, he touched the senior, his face turned red, he might be a novice, he was embarrassed, and he ran too fast gone."
System: [The number of touches +1! 】
……
It seems that he only needs to stand still, and the task will be completed automatically.Chu Woyun suddenly felt less uncomfortable, and for some reason felt even more uncomfortable.
Next, Chu Woyun endured the salty pig hands coming from all directions, and the system kept beeping to record his times.
Chu Woyun rubbed the center of his brows, for the sake of saving his life, he endured it!
But after touching it, at the end, strange numbers [+0.5, +0.3, +0.1, +0.01] actually began to appear.
Chu Woyun looked at the disgusting 1313.99, his forehead was covered with blue veins, and shouted: "Dog system, you can play 666 in the Xixi routine! I want to uninstall it! Now!"
System: [Here I am offering you a "Cheats of Being Touched" in friendship, do you accept it? 】
Chu Woyun nodded cursingly.
[Inviting new players to participate in the touching/breasting session can greatly improve efficiency. 】
"Did your company recruit a new technical director who jumped over from Pin Xixi?" Chu Wo Yunsheng complained helplessly.
System: [Beyond the system's understanding, unable to answer. 】
Forget it... Chu Woyun was thinking, new user?Does it mean touching someone's chest for the first time?Where can I find such an innocent boy?
He silently looked at Yin Tong.
However, Yin Tong suddenly "shushed", leaned close to Chu Woyun's ear, and reminded: "Don't make a sound, I feel that someone important is coming."
Chu Woyun raised his eyes and found that all the demons on Yao Street were looking in the same direction, and then slowly moved to the side of the street. On the main road of Yao Street, a passage with a width of one foot was opened.
The crisp tinkling sound came from the copper bell on the stepper. The huge stepper was covered with a black curtain, gorgeous and solemn, with its four corners dragged by sixteen turtle-backed beasts. It walked slowly and solemnly. The majestic unicorn monster is clearing the way, and Qiongqi, one of the ten demons, is leading the way. Qiongqi is holding a huge flag with blood-colored dragon patterns embroidered on it.
A huge gust of evil wind came from nowhere, and slowly lifted the black door curtain that was pushed aside. In the gap that flashed by, Chu Woyun could see a head of snow-white and thick long hair.
A female devil muttered shyly: "Master Mozun will come!"
"Yeah! I'm so excited that I'm about to faint!"
"Quick, quick, help me untie the belt and expose it!"
"Who was it that was covering your chest to prevent you from touching it just now! Who is it! Xiao Sao, you feed the dog with restraint!"
"..."
It's not Daye Xiuyi, but Mozun Yawu!
Not a mission target!Chu Woyun turned his head and moved back, but plunged into a wall of young and beautiful demon girls.A pile of female demons rushed forward, eager to climb into the steps of the demon king to kiss Fangze.Chu Woyun struggled to move forward and was led forward.The crowd was surging, and Yin Tong had already dispersed with him.
Facing the enthusiastic group of demons, Bu Tuo slowly stopped.
The group of female demons ended in chaos in an instant, and they stood neatly one by one, expecting the honor of being touched by the demon king.
This is also the tradition of the Demon Street. During the Milk Touching Festival, when the big man who is the sedan chair arrives, all the demons, regardless of gender (of course, most of them are female demons), will consciously line up and stand up. Big people enjoy.It's just that in the past, they were all demon generals, or big figures from the ten demon clans. This year, the newly appointed demon master actually came in person!
Chu Woyun was surrounded by the excited crowd and stood in the corner. Now he turned his head and fled. He was too conspicuous in the crowd, and it would be easy to reveal his identity. He could only lower his eyebrows and lower his eyes to reduce his sense of presence.Relying on this disguise, I believe that no matter how sharp Yawu's vision is, he would never have imagined that the fairy-like Sheng Xuzi would pretend to be a female demon to be touched in the demon world.
The sudden system prompt made him tremble with fear: [Reminder: What you are about to see is: the lord of the demon clan——Long Xie, a high-energy reminder ahead, the dramatic loading of the plot has been completed, please be prepared. 】
Chu Woyun suddenly raised his head, and in his line of sight, a man's hand with distinct bones and unusually pale body was gradually lifting the heavy shady curtain.
System: [This event is based on the principles of openness and transparency, respecting the will of the players, and there is absolutely no coercive behavior.You can choose freely - A: Accept the activity; B: Give up the activity, and then the dog will take it. 】
Chu Woyun cursed and quit the chat box for the nth time, and chose A before quitting.
Don't get me wrong, he was attracted by the life-saving magic weapon.In this world of immortals and demons where the jungle preys on the jungle, Chu Woyun's cultivation and status are already very high, but he has not yet reached the ceiling level, his actual combat experience is not enough, his overall quality needs to be improved, and he faces the risk of belching after a field battle at any time.
If there is a life-saving magic weapon, it will be more at ease.
But what is the specific operation of "playing the machine with plain hands"?
System explanation: [You need to have your chest touched 1314 times, echoing the atmosphere of the "milk touching festival" in the devil world. 】
Chu Woyun, who was about to take out two big oranges from his chest, expressed that he could not accept it.
System: "Entering Yaojie means accepting the mission. If you quit midway, you will be punished."
"I've already 'give up the task and let the dog lead', and punish me!"
The system punishment lost its deterrent power for the first time, so it could only be tempted: [Just being touched a few times, you can get a life-saving magic weapon, solve your worries, and a profitable business.Moreover, this is nothing compared to what you have suffered before. 】
"Alas..." Chu Woyun sighed, he wanted to return to a normal man immediately after entering.Now it's all right, I have to look for someone to touch my big breasts, and said in my mouth: "Hi, the little girl is doing a task, although she is very 'hazikaxi', but can you touch my breasts?" Amazing words like that.
What sin did he do to deserve this?
Yin Tong next to him saw him standing there in a daze for a long time, couldn't help stretching out his hand in front of his eyes, and called out, "Senior Chu?"
Chu Woyun hummed: "What's the matter?"
"You're about to put away your supernatural powers, let's go shopping." Sure enough, it was a young man, and the first thing he thought of was playing.
Chu Woyun said weakly: "Okay, but I'm still wanted, I'm afraid others will recognize it, so let's keep this appearance."
The two relaxed a little, and started to stroll around in the demon street. The scenery in the demon world was no different from that outside, except that there were more people, the shops were denser, and the things were more expensive.Hurrying these days, Chu Woyun, who has long been bigu, does not need to eat or sleep, but Yin Tong must be hungry and thirsty, so Chu Woyun wants to find a restaurant or other place for him to replenish some energy.But looking around, the snack bar hangs either human skin sushi or human tenderloin, which is extremely terrifying.After a while, I finally found a normal mobile fruit cart, with rows of exquisite and hygienic box-cut fruit pulp on it. The owner of the cart was a one-eyed monster, yelling loudly to attract customers.
Chu Woyun went up and saw the large yellow and round longan in the fruit. He couldn't help but think that this is what Lingxing likes to eat. He wondered what happened to his apprentices in Wusui Island.
Chu Woyun said: "Boss, how do you sell the longan?"
Hearing what he said, the one-eyed boss suddenly turned pale, and whispered, "Miss, would you like some grapes?"
He has no time to correct the fact that he is not a girl.
"Grapes?" Chu Woyun frowned suspiciously, pointed at the yellow fruit and said, "I want some longan."
The boss of the one-eyed monster stomped his feet nervously: "Girl, these are grapes."
"But this is obviously longan!" Chu Woyun shouted, it is also longan when Grandpa Tianwang came today.
Cyclops Ten looked around in horror and lowered his voice: "The dragon you're talking about...cough cough...whatever, I won't sell it, it's grapes!"
"But this is a dragon..."
At this time, Yin Tong tugged at his sleeve, flirting with him, and then said to the boss of the one-eyed monster, "Is it the Dragon Clan's rule to call it grape?"
The boss of the one-eyed monster nodded frantically: "Yes, it was called that three years ago."
Three years ago, it was the time when Yawu came out to lead the demons again and made waves.
Chu Woyun suddenly realized that he was playing word prison.
Ordinary people in the Demon Realm are not stupid, they know the difference between longan and grapes, the reason for the confusion is because after Yawu came back, in order to avoid the taboo, all the objects with the word "dragon" were renamed, not to mention the ominous word "eating longan". .Just like the royal surname "Zhu" in the Ming Dynasty, "pig" has the alias "Fat Fat".
Chu Woyun suddenly felt that his act of being serious just now was very stupid, and his IQ was crushed.
From this trivial matter, it can be seen that the dragon clan has an unrivaled position in the devil world.
Chu Woyun smiled awkwardly: "So that's the case, but you don't know that the dragon in the human world... grapes also have another name, called longan. You can call it that too. It looks like an imported product, high-end!"
The boss of the one-eyed monster thought for a while and clapped his hands.He also gave him a box of longan, euphemistically saying that he cannot accept money from "girls".The one-eyed monster yelled "Sell longan, sell longan" and pushed the cart to the crowded place.
Chu Woyun even forgot that he doesn't have demon currency and can't buy anything, but now he gets a box of high-priced fruit for nothing by virtue of his gender advantage. It's a pleasure to take advantage of it.Passed it to Yin Tong, thinking that a half-grown young man like him should like it, but the young man turned his face away in disgust, and refused to eat it, and finally Chu Woyun chewed it by himself.
The sky in the demon world has always been dark and unclear. Even in the daytime, Shaluo City is like dusk. The demon street is full of red lanterns, and a pungent fragrant wind blows from time to time. One by one, all the painted and charming demon women are wandering around. , Use your half-covered parts to provoke others.Some are more reserved, covering their chests, and only let people they like touch them, and there are a few female devils touching each other, and some rely on their proud twin peaks, directly bare their breasts/breasts, a lot of strange shapes Male goblins gather around them, and...
Chu Woyun covered Yin Tong's eyes, endured his nausea and left quickly.After taking two steps, he felt a hand attacking from the side, rubbing his chest, making him scream, and in a blink of an eye, there was no trace of the owner of the salty pig's hand.
Yin Tong looked back, and said: "I saw it, it was a long-nosed little devil, he touched the senior, his face turned red, he might be a novice, he was embarrassed, and he ran too fast gone."
System: [The number of touches +1! 】
……
It seems that he only needs to stand still, and the task will be completed automatically.Chu Woyun suddenly felt less uncomfortable, and for some reason felt even more uncomfortable.
Next, Chu Woyun endured the salty pig hands coming from all directions, and the system kept beeping to record his times.
Chu Woyun rubbed the center of his brows, for the sake of saving his life, he endured it!
But after touching it, at the end, strange numbers [+0.5, +0.3, +0.1, +0.01] actually began to appear.
Chu Woyun looked at the disgusting 1313.99, his forehead was covered with blue veins, and shouted: "Dog system, you can play 666 in the Xixi routine! I want to uninstall it! Now!"
System: [Here I am offering you a "Cheats of Being Touched" in friendship, do you accept it? 】
Chu Woyun nodded cursingly.
[Inviting new players to participate in the touching/breasting session can greatly improve efficiency. 】
"Did your company recruit a new technical director who jumped over from Pin Xixi?" Chu Wo Yunsheng complained helplessly.
System: [Beyond the system's understanding, unable to answer. 】
Forget it... Chu Woyun was thinking, new user?Does it mean touching someone's chest for the first time?Where can I find such an innocent boy?
He silently looked at Yin Tong.
However, Yin Tong suddenly "shushed", leaned close to Chu Woyun's ear, and reminded: "Don't make a sound, I feel that someone important is coming."
Chu Woyun raised his eyes and found that all the demons on Yao Street were looking in the same direction, and then slowly moved to the side of the street. On the main road of Yao Street, a passage with a width of one foot was opened.
The crisp tinkling sound came from the copper bell on the stepper. The huge stepper was covered with a black curtain, gorgeous and solemn, with its four corners dragged by sixteen turtle-backed beasts. It walked slowly and solemnly. The majestic unicorn monster is clearing the way, and Qiongqi, one of the ten demons, is leading the way. Qiongqi is holding a huge flag with blood-colored dragon patterns embroidered on it.
A huge gust of evil wind came from nowhere, and slowly lifted the black door curtain that was pushed aside. In the gap that flashed by, Chu Woyun could see a head of snow-white and thick long hair.
A female devil muttered shyly: "Master Mozun will come!"
"Yeah! I'm so excited that I'm about to faint!"
"Quick, quick, help me untie the belt and expose it!"
"Who was it that was covering your chest to prevent you from touching it just now! Who is it! Xiao Sao, you feed the dog with restraint!"
"..."
It's not Daye Xiuyi, but Mozun Yawu!
Not a mission target!Chu Woyun turned his head and moved back, but plunged into a wall of young and beautiful demon girls.A pile of female demons rushed forward, eager to climb into the steps of the demon king to kiss Fangze.Chu Woyun struggled to move forward and was led forward.The crowd was surging, and Yin Tong had already dispersed with him.
Facing the enthusiastic group of demons, Bu Tuo slowly stopped.
The group of female demons ended in chaos in an instant, and they stood neatly one by one, expecting the honor of being touched by the demon king.
This is also the tradition of the Demon Street. During the Milk Touching Festival, when the big man who is the sedan chair arrives, all the demons, regardless of gender (of course, most of them are female demons), will consciously line up and stand up. Big people enjoy.It's just that in the past, they were all demon generals, or big figures from the ten demon clans. This year, the newly appointed demon master actually came in person!
Chu Woyun was surrounded by the excited crowd and stood in the corner. Now he turned his head and fled. He was too conspicuous in the crowd, and it would be easy to reveal his identity. He could only lower his eyebrows and lower his eyes to reduce his sense of presence.Relying on this disguise, I believe that no matter how sharp Yawu's vision is, he would never have imagined that the fairy-like Sheng Xuzi would pretend to be a female demon to be touched in the demon world.
The sudden system prompt made him tremble with fear: [Reminder: What you are about to see is: the lord of the demon clan——Long Xie, a high-energy reminder ahead, the dramatic loading of the plot has been completed, please be prepared. 】
Chu Woyun suddenly raised his head, and in his line of sight, a man's hand with distinct bones and unusually pale body was gradually lifting the heavy shady curtain.
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