Our Lady of the Mother will die if she does not escape

Chu Woyun rolled up his sleeves: "So you are the old monk who lied to tears."

"What is cheating? I really died, okay?" Long Wa held his chin and recalled the glorious years, "Don't say, my good grandson cried for me before I died, and the poor monk was quite moved."

Chu Woyun scratched his head: "Shouldn't you be buried on the hillside of Xiaoyaozong? Why are you here now?"

"Oh, when he was a child, he had thin arms and legs, and his strength was so small that mosquitoes couldn't kill him. With great difficulty, Bala dragged me to the mountain, swept a pile of fallen leaves and piled them on the corpse, thinking that the burial was solid, but the poor monk crawled out the next day. .”

The past was spit out lightly from her mouth, which sounded very interesting.However, only those who have experienced it first-hand know how desperate this process is.

The children under the age of ten watched helplessly that the old monk and grandpa who depended on each other starved to death in the wilderness, and then dragged the body to the mountains and forests with their small bodies to bury them.

Chu Woyun's chest was sore and painful, and his internal organs seemed to be twisted into a ball.

After a while, he said: "That's not what I mean, I mean, shouldn't you log out of the game a long time ago?"

It is a system task to save the baby male protagonist, so sending the male protagonist to Xiaoyaozong, and by the way, going offline with honor on the way must also be a mission.

She did this task well, it was too perfunctory, too unreasonable.

"Have you forgotten what I'm wearing here for?" Long Wa said indifferently.

Chu Woyun patted his forehead and said, "You're here to knock CP!"

Finally, I understood why she was so coy and hesitant to speak just now, but stopped her impetuosity.

A rotten girl in the 21st century, what would be her reaction when she sees a paper man CP standing in front of her alive?

Especially when you find out that the protagonist is also a book friend from time to time, what will be your reaction?

This heroine's determination is already one in a hundred, okay?

Chu Woyun trembled excitedly: "You can escape the ending set by the system, so, how did you do it?"

Hearing this, Long Wa immediately looked around, and hurriedly said "empty": "Be quiet, you want the system to hear it and mess with me."

Chu Woyun said: "I see that you have been jumping up and down continuously, and the system has not done anything to you."

"That's because the system didn't notice it." Long Wa squatted down and lowered his voice, "During my decades as a monk, my spiritual power was too low. I tricked me into saving my life with this dog fur cloak from the system. On the Internet, I will be regarded as a tree or a stone that is common in the map. The effect is similar to the invisibility cloak. I later found that after wearing it, not only the NPC, but also the system cannot find me, but I cannot show it. A little body part. Can't..."

Chu Woyun also imitated her Asian squat: "So that's how it is. Just now, I lifted your hat and almost exposed you. I'm sorry."

"You also said, I really didn't expect you to do it directly. As a modern youth, it's so rude." Long Wow said angrily.

"I'm sorry, I apologize, you continue to talk."

"Also, you can't say some prohibited words, such as..." Long Wa suddenly blocked his mouth, almost throwing himself into the trap, and continued with lingering fear: "Anyway, we can't get together to conspire to talk about the system so-and-so. , These sensitive words will be captured by big data, and then enter the manual review, so I can’t eat and walk away. Oh, no, I can’t spoil the whole family. The above is the information I have so far.”

"I see." Chu Woyun nodded, "So, how did you survive?"

"Damn, it all depends on those Rao Shizi cards launched by his company."

Chu Woyun was stunned: "You also have this?"

"That's right, the kindness card, the child-friendly card, the family happiness card... It's hard to describe, what card do you have?"

Chu Woyun: "...about the same as you."

"The more rules there are, the more loopholes. They have created so many gameplays, and they have caught a lot of loopholes in the background code. As expected, I found that in the basic card package, there is a "rebirth card" or "resurrection card" or something. , as long as you use it a little, it can help you stay in the copy after a task is completed."

Chu Woyun has only received small tasks so far. Every time, Zhang hurriedly wanted to finish it quickly and go back to sleep. He didn't even think about staying in the dungeon for a few more days. He never thought about this kind of thing.However, this fellow has a strong desire to explore, or the value of coins is too much to use. After completing a small task such as general cleaning, he tried a "rebirth card", and the result remained perfectly on the task map. God, the system found something was wrong, so it took her back.Later, she experimented many times and failed repeatedly.

Therefore, after her ultimate goal was completed, she repeated the old tricks and got stuck in the bug and successfully stayed in the story world of "Long Ao Ta Xian".However, the old monk's body is unusable, and she ends up becoming what a bug should be.

Chu Woyun rubbed his temples, the amount of information was a bit large, he had to digest it well.

"It's your turn." Long Wow bumped his elbow.

Chu Woyun's legs were sore after listening for a long time, he stood up and patted the hem of his clothes: "What am I?"

"What information do you have about the system, what bugs have you found, resource sharing, mutual benefit and mutual assistance, fellow."

Chu Woyun put two fingers on his chin, thought for a long time, his head was empty.He has always been a laborer enslaved by the system, and he never said a single word, where did he find the courage to find fault with the system.

Chu Woyun said: "I found out..."

"what? What?"

"The system may also be a girl."

"..."

The two chatted for a long time, topics including but not limited to the research system, popularization settings, gossip male lead, complaining about the original novel... When it comes to dry mouth, a revolutionary friendship has also been established.

Unknowingly, the sky in the west was a golden glow, and the river water dropped a lot due to the ebb tide.Long Wa picked up firewood and made a fire to roast a pheasant. Although Chu Woyun watched helplessly, he still couldn't understand how she ate it.In other words, she is not considered a human being, a fairy, a demon, or even a living thing, so why does she still have such worldly desires?Long Wa said that this is called embracing a healthy and sunny life. Chu Woyun said it was unnecessary and reached out to grab her roast chicken. A few minutes later, the system came out to draw a successful end to the tug-of-war.

[I am very sorry to inform you that the firewall of this game has encountered an external attack, the reason is unknown...it was decided at the company's high-level meeting...]

Both of them pricked up their ears and remained motionless in a tug-of-war position.

【...Suspend all your tasks first, and the company will do its best to fix the bug.Next, we will arrange some leisurely and interesting dungeon stories to enrich your life without affecting the main plot of the book. Please wait patiently and decide the follow-up actions independently.Thanks. 】

The system beeped again, and Chu Woyun said, "That's it?"

Indeed, the next second, the system sent another message——

[Mission - "Prevent Daye Shuichi from attacking the human world" failed completely, and 3000 currency points will be deducted.Please correct your attitude and make persistent efforts. over. 】

Chu Woyun: ...

The two waited for a long time scratching their heads, and after making sure that the system's coffin was securely covered, Chu Woyun said flatly, "The system has searched you from all over the world, what should you do?"

Long Wa made a goodbye gesture, nonchalantly: "Don't worry, the crisis public relations of big companies are like this, one word - procrastinate, procrastinate until the player forgets, the bug does not appear for a long time, it will be fine."

Chu Woyun looked at the bug that was so close to him, and thought that he would never be okay.He said, "Then what shall we do next?"

Before he knew it, Chu Woyun had already used the word "we" to refer to them, implying that the two were grasshoppers on the same rope and wearing a pair of pants, and they wanted to advance and retreat together.

Long Wa said: "It's a vacation, you don't even know how to do this?"

"?"

Long wow said: "The system said to arrange a leisurely dungeon story for you, which does not involve the main story, and you will not meet the protagonist for the time being. Of course you can do whatever you like."

"Oh..." Chu Woyun thought for a while. When he was in the secret place of Beihai, he wanted to go out and travel around the world every day. After he came out, he was overwhelmed by system tasks. Now he finally seized the opportunity to enjoy his private time.

Long Wow stood up and stood shoulder to shoulder with him: "Have you thought about it? Where are you going?"

"Yes." Chu Woyun said with lofty ambitions: "I'm going to slay demons and eliminate demons to benefit the common people!"