I paid too much for Feiwuluo

To be honest, Zhou Fang Alice is not actually a child who attracts animals.Except for the little chubby Yundou who occasionally brings her some "little gifts", when real stray cats and stray dogs see Alice, they usually walk around.

One of the reasons for this situation is that the young people and teenagers around her look too fierce; the lack of natural affinity may be the second reason for this situation-after all, the difference between people is huge.

Some people even if they sit still, cats and dogs are willing to come to them, as if they have catnip and meaty bones on their bodies; while some people even if they "suck" at them with cans in their hands until their mouths are sore, I will not let cats and dogs look at me high.

As noble as the former is, so humble is the latter.

Alice clearly falls into the latter category.

Her relationship with animals is so shallow that sometimes Kusanagi Izumo would hug her and comfort her and say, Dad, can I go to the pet store to buy one for you?

Long-haired and short-haired, black and white, pink and black for the pads... There are all kinds of kittens and puppies she wants.

However, Alice did not take any cats and dogs from the pet store in the end.

Because she felt that fate was bought by force.

"A friend bought it from a store" can sound as sad as "You sent it as a phone bill."

After returning from the pet store, Alice sat down on the sofa, not even singing along to the opening song of the cartoon.

Children at this age can't quite understand the truth that "some melons have to be twisted to be particularly sweet", but it doesn't matter, she will understand soon.

It was the first time in her life that she was touched by a cat, and it was such a small kitten, which made Alice feel terrified.

But it didn't take long for her to be pleasantly surprised, the young cat suddenly tilted and fell down with a "slap".

When he woke up again, Zhong Yuanzhong also found himself lying in a...cage? !

How is this going? !

He wanted to straighten up in horror, but in the end he felt tingling pain in the soles of his feet, and his limbs were quite sore, as if a bunch of blisters had been worn out on his feet after running an anaerobic endurance run for [-] kilometers.

what.

Zhong Yuan also remembered everything now.

I turned into a cat.

In addition to not being able to enter the building of the port mafia headquarters, cats were also deprived of the right to ride trams.

The staff of several stations chased and intercepted Nakahara Chuya, forcing him to lose his mind, and slipped directly to the service area of ​​the expressway. While the owner was not paying attention, he got into the trunk and hitched a ride to Tokyo.

The owner of the car lives in Ikebukuro, and Nakahara Chuya thought that he could escape by waiting for the car to park in the underground parking garage of the community.However, I didn't expect that the owner's house was not only a single-family villa, but the garage was also a home-style!

As soon as the Ku door was closed, Chuya Nakahara, who was lying on the back glass of the car, was also blocked from his heart.

He was very desperate. He never thought that the owner of such a cheap and low-key car that he selected out of thousands of people would have such a mine in his family!

Fortunately, there is no such thing as a cat's road. Fortunately, when the owner opened the door and was about to get off the car, the closed garage door opened again.

A heavy black locomotive roared into the garage.

I don't know how the engine of this heavy locomotive was modified. In the low howling sound of the engine, Zhong Yuanzhong seemed to hear the neighing of war horses.

——This, this is too handsome...! ! !

He suddenly forgot his difficult situation, and his mind was occupied by the cry of "Please be sure to introduce me to the contact information of the dealer responsible for modifying this motorcycle!".

"Selty! Welcome back!" The owner of the car immediately greeted him warmly, without even closing the door of the front seat, and Zhong Yuanzhong hurriedly got out of the car, shifting his attention from the locomotive itself to the driver.

It was a slim-fitting woman in a cat-ear helmet and a tight biker jacket.She avoided the enthusiastic car owner, and not only did she not take off her helmet, she didn't even say a word, she just lowered her head and typed on her mobile phone. After a while, she raised her head and handed the mobile phone to her youth.

"Eh? You met Lin Ye. How is his leg injury recovering?"

Papapapa—the sound of typing on a mobile phone.

"Not yet? Impossible, he is Orihara Rinya, whose vitality is more tenacious than the American cockroach."

pat pat pat pat pat.

"Wow, it's a long story. Let me see—uh... Pretend to be a disabled person to experience life and observe human beings. It turns out that the object of observation is the new investigator from the Supernatural Secret Service...

"I also met Barbara's second-in-command on the way. In order to quickly make those annoying guys disappear from my face, I ran too fast and accidentally broke my wound..."

Barbara?

Zhong Yuanzhong also pricked up his ears, and then heard the gloating laughter of the owner of the car.

"Shouldn't it be said that it is Lin Ye? What do you mean by making Barbara's second-in-command disappear in front of him? Obviously he ran away by himself - afraid that the other party would catch him again and throw him away. Break Shizuo's leg or something."

pat pat pat.

"Selti is really gentle. But don't waste your gentleness on a guy like Lin Ye. It's not because he has nothing to do to bully a child, but it turned out that the other party was the daughter of the Red King and kicked the iron board. Let It's good for him to suffer a little bit knowing that there are people in the world who can beat him to death."

During their "dialogue", Chuya Nakahara had already touched the garage door: "..."

Is the daughter of the Scarlet King you mentioned called Zhou Fang Alice?

At this moment, Nakahara Chuya suddenly had a very tangible experience that he had indeed stepped into the boundaries of Tokyo.

After all, no matter whether it is the Red King, Barbara, or Zhoufang Alice's name wrapped in these secretive nouns, they are all rare things that only appear in Yokohama.

What is Tokyo like.Of course, the Central Plains also know.

However, the scenery between regions, small-scale conflicts, and rumors spread in a small area are all things that you have no chance to come into contact with before entering a certain boundary.

It was already dark when Zhong Yuan slipped out of the garage.

Without an electronic map, he didn't know how to take a shortcut, so he had to walk in the direction of Zhenmu Town along the most recognizable main road.

You are the April day in the world This poem is very beautiful to read, but like everyone will default to the word "gentle as water", the "water" in the word refers to the lukewarm autumn water, and April in the April day in the world is naturally Sunny "day" is also defaulted.

Because the night in April is still very cold! ! !

Walking in the Central Plains in the cold wind, he was also shivering with cold. The tip of his pink nose was blown dry by the wind, and his flesh pads were hurt by the gravel on the road.

He walked dry and sleepy, and finally was forced to find a clump of weeds by the side of the road, licked the dew on it to replenish moisture-then accidentally got his tongue torn by the jagged edge , the bleeding continued.

Nakahara Chuya finally believed today that it was unlucky to drink water and get stuck between his teeth.

He was tired and sleepy, so he could only find a station by the side of the road, and curled himself up under a seat surrounded by wind. Whenever he was about to fall asleep, he would be yelled at by passing vehicles or "Yelu dies bitterly" Bad wake up.

——I can’t sleep at night!who!

Even if it is a mafia like them fighting, they will find a place where there is no one in the port to fight in order to take care of the surrounding residents! ! !

The wind blew all night, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who hadn't slept at all, was dizzy and his mouth was full of blood.

He didn't even know how he found Zhenmu Town, and how he recognized Zhou Fang Alice from a distance.

He even almost forgot why he wanted to find this little girl, leaving only the thought that I must see her to support this thin body.

Fortunately, hard work paid off, Zhou Fang Alice was standing outside right now, leaning next to a slender blond young man, listening to the doctor explain the test results to them.

"Its meat pads are worn out, remember not to let it touch water recently. There is still slight dehydration and fatigue, but the body is still quite healthy, the indicators are all normal, and there are no parasites."

Zhong Yuanzhong also leaned against the cage and shook his head. Elizabeth, who was wrapped around his neck to prevent him from licking his paws, was like a trumpet, able to clearly listen to the chants of the veterinarian outside.

hateful……

He really is human.

Zhongyuan Zhong also muttered dissatisfiedly, but only a string of "meow meow" came out of his mouth.He attracted a tortoise shell that was fatter than him.

"Meow?" Tortoiseshell called out to Zhong Yuanzhong.

Surprisingly, Zhongyuan Zhong also understood what it was saying!

are you awake? —the tortoiseshell cat asked him.

Nakahara Chuya: "...um."

However, the export is still "meow".

"Just wake up. When you were carried over just now, Alice was so anxious that she almost cried." Tortoiseshell wiped her face with her paws.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also still shocked that he could understand the cat's words, and those meows that fell on his ears were all meaningful.

"Hey, I know you have suffered a lot, but everyone came here like this. Don't be nervous, you are lucky, the little girl who wants to take you in is a well-known little good person in our place."

"...a good man?" Zhongyuan Zhong also "meowed".

"That's right, kind person." The tortoiseshell cat licked its paw, "She also picked up a bird and two dogs and brought them home, and I heard they are doing well."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also speechless.

Seeing his sad face, the tortoiseshell cat quickly comforted him: "Hey, I know what you're thinking. You love freedom, don't you? You don't want to be locked up, do you? Seriously, having someone to take you in is better than sleeping outside. Much more. Don’t believe those things like ‘cat morality education is pseudoscience and feudal dross should be punished if cats and dogs get it’, just have a bed to sleep and a bite to eat, and a bicycle.”

The tortoiseshell cat yawned as he spoke: "I believed in the evil of those cats before, and missed several adopters. It wasn't until I was taken in by three doctors that I realized that I was the happiest kitten who didn't have to eat and sleep in the open."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He understands the truth, but he feels like he has opened up some incredible new world? !

What's up with these cats? !No matter how you say it, you have a set!

"You are still young, so it's great to find your adopter so early." The tortoiseshell cat said, "But as a senior, I still want to tell you that when you arrive at your new home, you have to be more coquettish. Don't be adopted by this little girl like before. Akutagawa Ryunosuke—oh, he seems to have changed his name, I heard it's called Xiaobai..."

"Wait, wait, wait!" The Central Plains Cat meowed anxiously, "You just said mustard, mustard..."

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke?"

"...Hmm! Do you still remember when...he was recuperating here?"

"When? Let me think about it...it seems to be May last year. Why, do you know each other?"

"...Ah... let's say we know each other."

It's more than acquaintance! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly understood. He thought that during the three months when Akutagawa disappeared, he followed some secret order from the BOSS to go out, but in the end he was turned into a small animal like him? !

And by such a coincidence, Zhou Fang Alice adopted him.

So what does this mean?

This of course means that a series of bizarre things that happened to him are all due to Zhou Fang Alice! ! !

——Even if she didn't do this, it must have something to do with her!

Nakahara Chuya shouted with his keen intuition.

"Hey! I'll just say it." The tortoiseshell cat's brown and white face showed contempt, "When he was hospitalized here with a broken front paw, he muttered every day that one day I would tear you apart with Rashomon. I saw that his personality was too extreme, so I took the initiative to go up and want to chat, but he ignored me, and said that he is a human being, so it is impossible to understand cats. I don’t know what the hell, my tail is up to the sky !"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The tortoiseshell cat's anger made Zhongyuan Zhongya have nothing to say, but the only thing that is certain is that Zhongyuan Zhongye's descendants have a much firmer stand on being human than him.

"You also said that you knew each other before, so it seems that he was a dog before! If he was really a human, how could he deal with a cat!"

The tortoiseshell cat sneered disdainfully, leaving Zhong Yuan Zhong speechless.

Afterwards, this senior who was born to another cat enthusiastically instilled in him a bunch of coups such as "I am noble as a cat, how to win the love of human beings by refusing and welcoming", which made Nakahara Nakaya I was stunned for a moment, and said in my heart that being a cat has such profound knowledge and exquisiteness... what a ghost!

What did he listen to so seriously!

He's not a real cat!

hateful!

But even so, Zhongyuan Zhongye still thanked his senior Maosheng.

A tortoiseshell cat is a good, warm-hearted cat.

During the period when he was not chatting with Zhongya Zhongya, he often took the initiative to go to the front of other cages to comfort those small animals suffering from injuries.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also lying on his stomach in the cage, his flesh pads were wrapped in gauze, and the wound would be squeezed no matter whether he was squatting or sitting.

The advantage of being a cat is that you don't have to work, and when you are injured, you can even let Twolegs help you with things like eating and walking.

As for the downside of being a cat...

That is when Zhongyuan Zhongye fell asleep and woke up, he found his own location, and changed another place.

He really lost his freedom in a sense.

Alice has a kitten.

It only took three seconds for this important news to spread throughout the Barbara.

Hatta Misaki looked at Alice who was guarding in front of the cage and refused to move from a distance, so she could only ask Tokata Tara who was going out with Alice: "Brother Toka, where did you get this cat?"

"I delivered it to the door myself." Shishu Tara stated the facts quite restrainedly, trying not to add fuel to it, "It suddenly jumped out from the side of the road, and it gave me a big jump."

"Then it, is that one?"

Kamamoto lowered his voice mysteriously, and gave everyone present a look that you understand, everyone understands, and only Alice does not.

"I don't know." Shishu shook his head, "But Brother Kusanagi seems to have a way to tell."

"What way? Let him type and introduce himself?" Izuba asked.

"No, this method is not intuitive enough." Izumo Kusanagi led Anna from outside the store back into the room. It seemed that they had discussed a reliable method to distinguish "whether the small animal picked up by Alice is human or not".

Alice was still staring at the kitten in the cage.

The grandfather of the three said that it is a boy and can be referred to as "he".

The grandfather of the three said that its eyes are blue, not blue membranes, and its actual age is three or four years old.

The grandfather of three said that it has not been neutered yet.

The grandfather of the three said that when the wounds are healed, they can be taken over for sterilization. Recently, spring has arrived, and many stray cats have begun to go into heat again. For their health and to avoid more stray cats, there is a discount for going to the pet hospital for sterilization this season.

Alice made a list of things to do in her head, and the most important thing on the top of the list was to name the orange cat with Anna.

However, Anna was called away by Izumo just now, and she will not come back after a while.

Alice sat in front of the cage well-behaved, holding her face in her hands, staring stupidly while looking forward foolishly.

Zhong Yuanzhong in the cage was also stared at by her, so depressed that he wanted to pass out on the spot.

Zhou Fangzun, who watched her so obsessed with her back, was also speechless and held his forehead, unable to bear to look directly at her.

When everyone was worried about Alice's kitten, Kusanagi Izumo finally led Anna over.

"Liz." Wuwuluo's second-in-command hugged the little guy, "Have you decided on a name for this kitten?"

I want to call him Chuya!

Alice blinked her eyes slowly while talking in her heart.

She didn't forget that this kitten was raised by Anna in order to realize her wish.

I can't be so selfish that Anna doesn't even have the right to name the cat!

So Alice shook her head: "It's so difficult to come up with a name! Let Anna do it!"

Anna and Kusanagi looked at each other, finally nodded and agreed.

Although Alice was a little regretful that she couldn't name the kitten, it didn't matter, anyway, the name Anna chose was also a good name.

She sat on Dad's lap and dangled her short legs.

Alice, who is over seven years old, is now sitting on her father's lap, and it is still a little difficult for the toe of her shoe to touch the ground.

But she always felt that Izumo's legs were too long, so her feet couldn't touch the ground, and it had nothing to do with her being short.

But what Alice didn't expect was that Anna didn't plan to name the kitten because Anna took out her glass ball.

Anna's glass sphere has many uses.

She is a born outsider, and the glass ball is the medium through which her power is released.

Anna's ability can not only sense special people, but also read minds, which is very versatile and powerful.

So as long as Anna is willing, when she takes out that glass ball and points it at someone, she can sense the thoughts in that person's heart.

Alice didn't expect that this trick could also be used on kittens.

So what Anna can see is meow meow or a paragraph?

Alice waited for the good news with curiosity.

"You..." Then she heard Anna's voice without ups and downs, "Do you have a name?"

"Meow……"

The little orange cat in the cage responded as if talking to Anna.

Anna, who was holding the glass ball, paused suddenly, and after a while, she took back her glass ball.

"Anna?" Alice tilted her head.

"It says it's called Chuuya." Anna glanced at Alice, announced a very exciting news for her, and then shook her head gently at Kusanagi.

Alice was completely immersed in surprise.

She never told Anna that she wanted to name the cat Chuuya, and in fact, the idea was entirely impromptu when she was in Yokohama that day.

But now Anna said that the kitten's original name was Chuuya!

What a huge coincidence! ! !

This kitten is indeed the kitten destined to be given to her by God!

Alice hugged Chuuya out of the cage in surprise, and happily wanted to run around in the barking circle, but she resisted the urge forcefully, because she was worried that the kitten would be afraid, so she had to pet it one by one, touching it. Got that called a put it down.

Seeing her so happy, everyone couldn't bear to tell this little one the fact that this cat is not a cat.

Among the gloomy barbarians, only Alice is a happy elf.

Chitose and Fujishima, who returned to Barbara after work, saw this contrasting scene as soon as they entered the door.

"Last time it was a fat bird that could sing, and last time it was two dogs, one black and one white..." But Chitose Yang still cheered, and he could see that Alice's eyes were full of can't wait—can't wait to introduce herself to others I had no choice but to bend down and ask her softly.

"Dear Alice, what did you pick up today?"

"It's a kitten!"

Alice stood on tiptoe, lifted the little orange cat with an orange Elizabeth ring in her arms, and held it in front of Chitose and Fujishima.

Her smile is really innocent, and together with the cat's head with the orange Elizabeth circle, it looks like two sunflowers under the blue sky.

"Anna said he has a name!" Alice introduced them excitedly and grandly, "It's Chuuya!"